Chapter Twenty-Nine: Revisiting the Old Land
The idiot secretly said to Lu Sigua, "Look at how powerful the master is, he can kidnap a master for us if he sees a doctor." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info“
Lu Sigua whispered, "It seems that we have to learn more medical skills from the master, so that we don't have to worry about finding a daughter-in-law." “
Xiaoyao looked at the idiot Lu Sigua there, talking secretly. I don't know what the hell they're up to, but come to think of it, it's time to separate them. In fact, the most important thing is that he doesn't want the idiot Lu Sigua to be a light bulb there. Thinking of this, he said to Bai Xiao infatuated with them.
"I'm teaching you, two sets of life-saving kung fu, you go to the rivers and lakes by yourself!"
The idiot and Lu Sigua were very happy after hearing this, because they had new martial arts to learn, but when they heard it, they were a little reluctant to part with their master.
Xiaoyao said: "Idiot, I will pass on to you this set of swordsmanship, called the Miao family swordsmanship." The moves are complex and rigorous, unpredictable, rigid with soft, soft with rigid, but also ruthless and abnormal, washing the sword in the arms of the moon, Yingmen leg reverse splitting Huashan, lifting the sword white crane wings, breaking the monument foot, Huanglong turned around and spit out the beard, stepped up to pick the moon on the edge of the clouds, returned to the wrist wing to break the account, etc. "Pass it on to the idiot and let him practice on the sidelines.
He also said to Lu Sigua, "The four trigrams, I pass on the supreme and powerful pestle method", there is no change, but eight moves are swinged, eight moves are directly hit, a total of 2816 moves, but 16 moves are repeated and no one dares to touch them.
After a few days, the relationship between Xiaoyao and Dongfang Qiuping warmed up. It's also time to leave, Xiaoyao took Dongfang Qiuping and Ling'er to separate from the idiot Lu Sigua in the Qiantang River.
Before dusk, they revisited the old place, returned to Hangzhou, and came to the big restaurant in Hangzhou when they were ready to eat something.
"Jiabin Ji" stands against the West Lake, the building is three floors high, carved beams and painted buildings layer by layer, just like a palace, it is one of the two largest restaurants in Hangzhou.
Xiaoyao and Dongfang Qiuping Ling'er sat down in the window seat. Ordered some delicious dishes and his signature dishes.
It was almost dusk, and there were already seven full diners, all of whom were of all kinds, but they did not seem noisy, as if they intended to show the dignity of their status.
"Could it be that eating and drinking, holding your throat and drinking slowly, and pretending to speak, even if you have different identities?" Xiaoyao asked himself, thought about it, and smiled
He can't get used to those one-by-one meals, which can be drunk in one sip, and he has to hold up the wine glass with two fingers, and the tail finger is higher than the sky, like the leg of a dog peeing, and then draw out the lotus finger like a singing opera, and the other party has a cup, only to throw out the big long sleeves like a broom mouth, and then eat a peach-like sip of wine, which is really troublesome and contrived.
The guy greeted with a smile and brought a lobster as big as an arm and a few delicious side dishes, and said, "Son, you use it slowly, if you lack anything, I will send it to you at any time." Saluting, he had turned to leave. Xiaoyao grabbed her daughter and poured two mouthfuls of red,
Ling'er's eyes had already fallen on the delicious red shrimp, and she was suddenly stunned, and immediately shouted: "Hey, young man, can you see what this lobster is all about?"
Xiaoyao and Dongfang Qiuping and the guys were all stunned, turned to look at the lobster, the bright red and tender meat, there was nothing wrong, the guy was puzzled: "Miss, you ......"
Ling'er pointed to the lobster and said, "I'm telling you to see, the lobsters are all two big pincers, how can your lobster only have one scissors?" Xiaoyao and Dongfang Qiuping saw that Ling'er was playing tricks.
The guy didn't pay attention to these, and when he heard that the shrimp was missing a big scissor, he had an idea, and said: "This means that the lobster in this store is the freshest!"
Ling'er narrowed her eyes and said, "Oh, is there such a thing? I want to know how fresh your shrimp are?"
"It's so fresh! it's still alive before it is served!" said the man, "Do you know why this lobster only has one leg? That's because it got into a fight with another one and was cut off, hehe...... The lobsters that can fight are of course alive and fresh!"
Ling'er smiled narrowly: "Then why did you give me this one that lost." ”
"This ...... It's not all the same...... "It's different!" Ling'er said, "Do you know that the one who beat the win only has three feet!"
"This ...... This ......" the man was already blushing, not knowing how to answer. "Maybe that one was ...... another Only defeated ......"
Ling'er said: "There is always one who wins, right?"
The guy laughed dryly, "The little one is going to get that foot back for you!"
"Okay, okay, let's go down, this little girl is teasing you!" Dongfang Qiuping couldn't stand it anymore, so she helped the guy take over.
"It's not easy for them to be buddies, so don't play tricks on people." “
Ling'er seemed to have discovered something, and smiled. "Brother, Sister Ping hasn't become my sister-in-law yet, so you are just looking forward to Sister Ping.
Dongfang Qiuping's face flushed when she heard it. Stretched out his hand to scratch Ling'er's itch, and whispered in his mouth, "Let you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense." “
Xiaoyao looked at where the two of them were playing, and couldn't help but smile, enjoying all this very much.
Suddenly, the three big men in the shape of a man were all dressed in yellow shirts, and their strong muscles were presented on the outside, which was very powerful. The one in the center said coldly: "Little girl, what are you arguing about? What kind of place is Jiabinji, how can you make trouble here." Be careful, uncle, throw you into the West Lake, cool off!"
Xiaoyao was not in a hurry and said: "I have something to talk to you about, but what about when I eat this lobster?"
The big man sneered: "When you are full, you can get out, save the uncle a lot of trouble, the milk smell has not dried, and the shelf is full of big ones?" The three big men laughed playfully.
Xiaoyao didn't react, he ate the lobster seriously, and when he was full and the wine was drunk, he walked to the three big men. A face looked tepid towards the three people, and the three of them walked in front of them when they noticed it, and all three of them showed disbelief, thinking that they had drunk too much and didn't care that they would be approached by the other party.
MEmu didn't give the other party much time to think about it. He chuckled, "We really don't have anything to talk about. ”
Xiaoyao didn't let them be stunned for long, grabbed the other party's collar with his backhand, one for each hand, and added a kick, and easily threw all three of them to the West Lake, and went cool. There was a scream and the sound of falling water, which frightened the cannibals into bloodlessness.
Carefree clapped his hands and returned to his seat. and Dongfang Qiuping and Ling'er continued to eat. And didn't take it to heart.
Dongfang Qiuping said worriedly: "Brother Xiaoyao, will they call someone to seek revenge!"
Ling'er said with a big grin: "Sister An, Sister Ping, sister is fine, there is Brother Xiaoyao, no matter how many people come, they are not afraid." “
Xiaoyao knocked on Ling'er's head and said, "I still have 50% of my energy left." Do you want to go and see more of the world?"
Ling'er asked in wonder, "No, why is my brother's energy consumed so quickly!"
Xiaoyao said helplessly: "Think about it yourself, have you caused less trouble along the way?"
Ling'er stuck out her tongue in embarrassment and concentrated on eating.
Dongfang Qiuping asked puzzledly, "What did you just say, what energy is left?"
Xiaoyao hurriedly explained: "No, you heard it wrong. We're saying how much more time will it take to heal you?"
Dongfang Qiuping believed it and said, "How long will it take!"
Xiaoyao said: "Well, I guess it should be able to cure you in two months." “
Ling'er knew what it meant, so she was a little sad.