Chapter 1 Palm Su Lu
"Tiantai Mountain has a radius of 800 miles, large and small mountains stand in a forest, the main peak Tiantai Peak is more than 10,000 zhang high, the road is steep, the passes are heavy, the strange is incomparable, the king with tens of thousands of brothers only defends and does not attack, it can be said that it is impregnable, do you have your turn to worry?" Su Lu broke off a pine wood and filled it into the stove, and said viciously to a guy with a mouse's head next to him: "Guy who has no eyesight, he is running out of firewood, why don't you go and pick up a bunch of them! If you delay the brothers' lunch, beware of the king filling you with military rations!"
The guy who was reprimanded by Su Lu was a half-human, half-beast-like rat spirit, but the half-human, half-beast statement was a bit exaggerated to him, this guy was simply a standing mouse, dragging a black-gray tail behind him, with a pointed mouth, and three or two rat whiskers hung on his nose in a disorderly manner, which looked very funny, and after the little mouse responded dumbfoundedly, he hurriedly brought a pile of wet firewood from outside the house, piled it up beside Su Lu, and asked stupidly: "Brother, when the battle is over, can we get human flesh to eat?"
Su Lu rubbed his head and looked at the rat spirit with a mouth full of whining, the average IQ of the demon clan. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the end, it's all the Enlightenment that is to blame.
Su Lu casually sent a pine branch covered with moss into the stove, but his thoughts had returned to three months ago, which was not too far away......
It's the best of times, and it's the worst of times.
Su Lu stood at the most prosperous street entrance of S City, and such an advertising slogan appeared on the huge electronic billboard in front of him for no reason, which unconsciously aroused many of his feelings and sorrows, which is a very good feeling, Su Lu is a master of history at S University, and he is accustomed to grasping the pulse of the times as his own responsibility.
"In the past, I went back, the willows are still around, and now I think about it, and the rain and snow are falling. Su Lu put his hands behind his back and chanted a sentence in the "Book of Poetry, Cai Wei" to correspond, at this moment, Su Lu perfectly interpreted the sullen temperament of a literary and artistic youth, attracting countless side eyes and banter from the pedestrians around him.
Everyone is waiting for Su Lu to be unlucky, how can the sky fulfill people's wishes? Su Lu walked forward leisurely, his head raised high, but he stepped on the air and planted it into a hollow, and there was a lonely triangle sign next to the entrance of the cave, which read: Construction ahead, be cautious and slow.
Su Lu's head hurt, his visual nerves seemed to have been impacted, and it was pitch black in front of him, but he was still calm, and the smell of rot around him reminded him of his situation, and it was just that he fell into the sewer, which was not a big deal.
Although the mind is still a little dizzy, but the eyesight has begun to recover, the eyes are hazy, I saw the figure of the rescuer, he is holding an exaggerated wooden fork in his hand is approaching him, the speed is a little fast, maybe it is anxious, tell you not to cover the manhole cover after the construction is completed, and see how Lao Tzu scolds you to death after going up!
But there was a sudden pain in his chest, his body was heavy like never before, and the severe pain stimulated Su Lu's nerves, and there was a sudden light in front of him, and Su Lu regained all his senses.
Elk, Su Lu is very sure that there is an elk standing not far away, he has been to Dafeng, he has seen elk, the characteristics are obvious, the horns are like a deer not a deer, the head is like a horse not a horse, the body is like a donkey not a donkey, the hooves are like a cow and not a cow, it is the so-called four dislikes. The elk gasped for breath in its nostrils, its head drooped, its antlers raised diagonally, and it was in an offensive stance.
Su Lu tilted his head, and the waterhole at his feet reflected a face that made Su Lu feel desperate, with antlers and a horse's head and a hunched neck, this is also an elk! Su Lu is attached to an elk! Is it because Lao Tzu has a Lu character in his name?
Maybe it's traversing? Maybe it's because he's dead, and his soul is fluttering and attached to an elk? I have to figure out the situation! After making up his mind, Su Lu turned around and ran, he didn't bother to pay attention to the provocative roar of the male elk behind him, the left and right are just fighting for the right to mate, it's not uncommon, let it be given to you.
Misfortune is not a one-way street, and that's the kind of time I'm talking about. Attached to the elk, it is bad enough, Su Lu's wish is that it is best not to meet a smart creature before figuring out the situation, but it backfired, when he was running, the sky was suddenly cloudy, and a pinch of black wind suddenly appeared in front of Su Lu with a fishy smell, and when the black mist dissipated, a burly unknown creature appeared, with a square mouth and big ears, green fangs, and a mane on his chest.
Su Lu chuckled in his heart, stepped on his front hooves, twisted his body, and ran in the other direction.
The way of the world has changed, Lao Tzu has really crossed over, there are monsters!
"Interesting guy, very clever, Lord will give you a creation. The gloomy voice chased after him, and Su Lu couldn't think about it, and a black gas wrapped around his body......
Enlightenment is a very fucked up spell.,On the one hand, it can quickly turn the little demon.,On the other hand, it will leave permanent damage to the little demons.,Enlightened into a demon.,The intelligence level can basically only hover at the age of five or six.,This level of intelligence of the little demon,The appearance after the transformation... Basically, nothing has changed, just being able to walk upright.
Su Lu is different.
He is a master's degree, knowledge determines fate, thought determines height, the master's degree of the previous life is not a cabbage in the market, it is the embodiment of Su Lu's life value, whether it is the world of gods and demons, or the world of science, knowledge is always the most important. Many times, knowledge is IQ, for the demon clan, IQ determines the completeness rate of transformation, his IQ is as high as one hundred and seventeen, so he is very complete in transformation, except for the elk antlers on the top of his head, Su Lu looks more like a person, a very elegant human being, and he is also very delicate, not surprisingly, he has become the demon king's long-term follower.
Tiantai Mountain is eight hundred miles away, in addition to the demon king and a few naturally evolved demon clans, the remaining more than 10,000 monsters have to benefit from the role of enlightenment, Tiantai Demon King is only a very casual monster, from the composition of the demons can be easily judged, flowers and trees, jackals, tigers and leopards, all races, in fact, from the perspective of the jungle in nature, the practice of the Tiantai Demon King is very undesirable, theoretically speaking, plants and animals can become demons, but which is stronger or weaker than the rabbit demon and the tiger demon? After all, the purpose of the big demon is to build an army of monsters, and the little demons such as grass and trees are timid and cowardly, and it is purely a waste of food to ignite, and those powerful beasts such as jackals, tigers and leopards should be ignited.
Su Lu is not stupid, he did not put forward his opinions to the Tiantai Demon King, after all, he is just an elk, according to his theory, the elk is not qualified to accept enlightenment. People's biggest dependence is their own class, they must not betray, and monsters are no exception, as herbivores, Su Lu's heart beats with the vast number of plants and vegetarian demons.
The world of monsters is a disorderly world, and the entire social class is very simple, the top layer is the demon king, the middle layer is the monsters who have cultivated in various mountains, and the bottom layer is the little demon who is enlightened. Simple social class does not mean a simple and comfortable life, this is a cruel and cold-blooded world, and the oppression of the lower class by the upper class is almost vicious. The name of the demon race is a race, but it is actually a hodgepodge of races, and the relationship between different races is almost the same, just like a tiger and a rabbit can never become friends, and the normal relationship between them should be the relationship between eating and being eaten, so how can the tiger demon and the rabbit demon live in harmony? There is no legal constraint here, and the meager mana obtained by relying on the little demon ignited by the enlightenment technique is not enough to reverse the innate gap, so although the Tiantai Demon King has worked tirelessly to light the little demon, the number of Tiantai Mountain monsters has been maintained at about 10,000.
Su Lu's situation at the beginning was very dangerous, falling into a completely strange world, and suddenly becoming a demon, Su Lu's life was gloomy, but soon after he realized that the psychological problem was never bigger than the real problem, the Tiantai Demon King was surprised at first by Su Lu's complete transformation, so he took him with him, but he left him behind in a few days, and then what was waiting for him was naked covetousness, tiger demon, lion demon, wolf demon... The real monsters under these demon kings want to eat him for more than a day or two, and the most complete transformation means that they are most like people, and the most human-like means that the meat quality is similar to human flesh, and monsters like to eat people the most.
Su Lu's solution to the crisis was very simple.
One day, the demon king came back from going out, his face was tired, Su Lu lost no time in bringing up a pot of fragrant egg fried rice, glutinous and delicious, salty and moderate, how could the demon king have ever eaten such food?
Su Lu was ready to make persistent efforts, carefully cooked a bucket of braised pork and served it to the demon king, who knew that in exchange for the roar of the demon king, it was at that time that Su Lu knew that the body of the Tiantai demon king was a wild boar.
Originally, according to the meaning of the demon king, Su Lu should have been cut down on the spot, the deer whip was used to make medicinal wine, the sachet was taken to make musk, and the venison was pickled and pickled, which was also a reserve for winter, but Su Lu was saved by several monsters under the command of the demon king, and he didn't kill them, the purpose of those monsters was very simple, they liked to eat the braised pork made by Su Lu, authentic.
Su Lu can't be the head chef anymore, he is now specialized in burning fires, in fact, there is no change from before, as mentioned earlier, the intelligence of the enlightenment demons is generally low, and there is a master squatting in a group of kindergarten children, the result is obvious, Su Lu still controls the hundreds of little demons in the kitchen, but he has already begun to think about the problem of running away, and staying with a group of mentally handicapped people for a long time is easy to be assimilated into idiots.
There are always opportunities.