Chapter Forty-Nine: Catching Zombies Requires Science
Ma Er didn't wait to say anything, jumped into the lake with a thud, and a fierce man stabbed down. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Shuangmulin looked at the ripples on the surface of the water and said, "It's really worthy of being a monkey, this monkey is anxious." ā
After a while, Ma Er floated out of the water with his big stick in one hand and a set of clothes in the other. He first shook his iron stick, which turned into a silver needle in the blink of an eye, and Ma Er picked it up and stuffed it into his ear.
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Shuangmulin watched Ma Er's movements dumbfounded: "Your stick is wholesale?"
"It's not. Ma Er smiled, but he was really a little ugly, and a smile was more ugly than crying, "This stick of mine was left by my grandfather, and the great sage brought it back from the West Sea to reward him." It is similar to the Great Sage's wishful golden hoop stick, but it is not as heavy as the golden hoop stick. As he spoke, he handed the clothes to Shuangmulin: "This dress was worn when I took on a human form, and this bead is yours, right?" Ma Junzi was still holding a bead, which was the thunder light bead of Shuangmulin.
Shuangmulin took the clothes and put them on, Ma Er was tall and powerful when he turned into a human form, so the size of the clothes was also large, and after Shuangmulin put it on, he suddenly revealed a strong hip-hop style. "Yo, look at how cruel you used to be, Hey-man, I didn't expect you to be quite nice. Move-it-up!" After putting on this outfit, Shuang Mulin felt that there was something wrong with the way he spoke.
"I was fascinated by a monster before, and although I was conscious, I couldn't control my emotions at all. Ma Er's tone looked a little ashamed.
"I've heard you say since just now, are there other youkai here?"
"Well, originally there were only me and Xiaobai here, but some time ago, somehow, three injured goblins broke in, and I saw that they seemed to be hiding from something, and they looked quite pitiful, so I took them in. Unexpectedly, something happened later, first the centipede spirit rushed out in a frenzy, then another goblin followed and disappeared, and then I was lost by the rest of the me. ā
Shuangmu Lin sighed, this is simply the fairy version of the farmer and the snake. Fortunately, I only met the centipede spirit last time, and if I met three at a time, I am afraid I would have confessed. "So where are the remaining two youkai except for the centipede spirit?"
"I don't know where to go with the centipede spirit who disappeared, that goblin is always dressed in red, with a cold temperament, doesn't talk much, and usually doesn't communicate with me, I only know that the other two goblins call her Sister Hong. The one who bewitched me is called Baihua Niang, and I don't know what kind of goblin she is, and I haven't seen this breed. ā
"Oh?" Shuangmulin was about to ask again, but the old liar who had been meditating cross-legged suddenly said, "Oh no!"
"What's wrong?" Shuang Mu Lin turned around and saw that the old liar had recovered his complexion, and he was frowning and calculating what was going on.
"If Poor Dao is not mistaken, I'm afraid that the body of this Baihua Niang is a human, right?" the old liar looked at Ma Er with a complicated expression.
"Yes, it's a person, so I'm weird. Ma Er replied.
"What?" Twin Wood was curious, "can a person become a monster, how can he change?" he asked, grabbing the old liar.
The old liar rolled his eyes at him: "Tap, tap, the poor road hasn't recovered yet." After a pause, he continued, "Generally speaking, it is impossible for a person to become a monster, but there is one exception. ā
Shuangmulin asked curiously, "Who is it?"
"Dead man!"
"What?" Shuangmulin was shocked, "You mean to say that Baihua Niang is a zongzi?"
"I'm afraid so. The old liar habitually touched his head, "Zombies are outside the six realms of the remaining three realms, not among sentient beings, covering the heavens and not accounting for cause and effect. Therefore, the last time Poor Dao spied on the heavens, he could only see Ma Er, but he couldn't see this Baihua Niang. ā
"In other words, Yuan someone, they are all bitten by zongzi? So will they also become zongzi? I heard that after being bitten by zongzi, they will be contaminated with corpse gas and become small zongzi. Thinking of the group of people at the train station and the abnormal behavior of someone in Yuan, Shuangmulin suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Old liar, what is the most effective way to deal with zongzi? glutinous rice or black donkey hooves?"
"Don't you usually read fewer YY novels?" the old liar rolled his eyes and looked at Shuangmu Lin, "You will die if you are poisoned by corpses, but you can't become a little zombie." And what is the principle of glutinous rice and black donkey hooves to restrain zombies? Is there a scientific basis? Now that it is the 21st century, you have to believe in science and dispel superstitions. ā
"So what do you say there is a scientific basis for this?"
"Of course, it's a drawing. The old liar said with an affirmative expression.
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Seeing Shuang Mulin's face, "What kind of science is this, although I don't read much, you can't lie to me", the old liar said: "These different talismans have different functions, Lin Xiaoyou, don't you often use talismans? Of course, Xiaoyou, your talisman that summons the heavenly thunder is the nemesis of all demons and evils. ā
"Broken shoes, broken shoes can catch zombies in addition to them?" asked Shuang Mulin with an innocent expression.
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"Can you talk about something less dirty? The monkey in your arms couldn't take it anymore and covered his face vigorously. The old liar spit out once, "Anyway, we have to hurry up and find the zombie, otherwise the old brother and they will probably become zombies." ā
"Huh?" Shuangmulin wondered, "Didn't you just say that if you are bitten by a zongzi, you won't become a small zongzi?"
"Yes, they don't turn into zombies if they are bitten, but they don't get bitten, so they become zombies. ā
Shuangmulin was a little confused by the old liar's tongue twister: "What a mess, what the hell do you mean?"
"Elder brother, they were sucked by the zombie. As the saying goes, fireworks in the world, this fireworks contain the purest essence in the world, people lose their essence and can't keep the three souls and seven spirits, and when the soul is scattered, only the body is left to act by instinct, and it will naturally become a zombie. After the old liar finished speaking, he added, "According to your understanding, that Baihua Niang is a traditional zombie, that is, the zongzi you said, this kind of zombie is dead in the body, but the soul is not out of the body." The elder brother has lost the three souls and seven spirits, so they will become another kind of zombie, and now people call that kind of thing zombies. ā
"Damn! So ferocious! Then why don't you hurry up and find a way to save them?" Shuangmulin was about to run out, "It's too late!"
"Eh, you wait for the poor road, let's go away!" the old liar said as he chased after Shuangmu Lin.
"You two wait, this is the Half Realm, do you two know the road? and you put Xiaobai down first!" Ma Er shouted after the two of them.