"Last time it was a fluke!" explained the old liar, "that thunder wasn't aimed at me, so I wasn't hacked to death." www.biquge.info How can you be so lucky every time, you are playing around with thunder every day?"

"Then what should I do, I can't watch Ya go on like this, right? Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, not to mention that there are so many people with the same problem at the train station, it's enough for you to build an Oriental Pearl." ”

"I'm a Taoist priest, and there's a fart for making a floating slaughter. No matter what Shuangmulin said, the old liar just disagreed, "Anyway, no, it's not fun to spy on the heavens." ”

"Believe it or not, I'll send lightning to you right now. Shuang Mulin took out the lightning strike charm and threatened.

"Actually, it's not impossible. The old liar looked at the talisman in Shuangmulin's hand and shuddered, and subconsciously touched his head, "But it's very dangerous." ”

"There's a way, if you don't say it earlier, I think you just don't clean up. Seeing that the old liar was soft, Shuangmulin put away the lightning strike charm and rolled his eyes, "What way?"

"Find a great person to write the six-character mantra of Buddhism on runic paper, and the poor way can be pasted on the body to cover the heavens. But ......"

"But what?"

"But covering up the heavens is a felony, and if it is discovered, it will not be as simple as a thunderbolt. Have you heard of the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder?"

"I haven't heard of it, isn't it just to find someone to write you a six-character mantra, it's simple. Shuang Mulin patted his chest, "Leave it to me." ”

"Do you understand what I said? I've handed it over to you, should you ask for food?" The old liar's way of speaking has become more and more normal recently, chatting with Shuangmulin has the effect of curing schizophrenia, "First of all, you have to find an immortal, and secondly, this immortal must have a relationship with Buddhism, and people must be willing to write you a six-character mantra." ”

"Oh, I understand, why are you so verbose. Isn't it just to find a god and ask him to write a talisman for you, what's so difficult? Just tell me who you are, I'll ask you for an autograph. How is Sister Chang'e?" Shuangmulin interrupted the old liar's words impatiently.

“......”

The old liar gave up explaining the "six-character mantra" to Shuangmulin, rolled his eyes and squatted.

Shuangmulin took out his mobile phone and looked at the address book: "There are a lot of immortals who have something to do with Buddhism, but no one knows me......"

When he was thinking about how to get close to the immortals, Shuangmulin saw the name of Li Jing, the king of Tota: "I remember that Li Jing and his family seem to have something to do with Buddhism, and their two sons Jin Zha Muzha seem to be disciples of Buddhism, right?" He patted his head as if he remembered something, "Yes, why didn't I think of it, we are also related in Heavenly Court." As he spoke, he pulled his legs and ran out of the door: "Old liar, I'll go out and ask you for the immortal's signature, you look at Yuan." ”

"Damn retarded. The old liar rolled his eyes, "This is the mortal world, where do you go to find a fairy, you are a cabbage when you are a fairy?"

Shuangmulin didn't hear the old liar's complaint, went out and found a place where no one was around, took out the light of Wuling, and drove straight to the department store. As soon as you enter the mall, you will be greeted by a one-person tall Winnie the Pooh toy in the window of the Disney merchandise counter. This Winnie the Pooh is very exquisitely made, the expression on his face is vivid, two short little hands are holding a bucket of honey, and the round belly is exposed under the small red T-shirt, which looks cute and cute. "How much does this Winnie the Pooh cost?"

"Sir, you really have a vision, this is the best Pooh toy in our counter, handmade, only 3888 yuan, now buy and give you a set of genuine "Winnie the Pooh Adventures" storybook. The saleswoman smiled like a spring breeze.

“......”

Shuangmulin stared at the salesperson for a long time, then scratched his head in embarrassment, turned around and picked up a palm-sized, slightly wrinkled little Pooh and asked, "Then how much is this?"

"Promotional price 99, no discount. "Miss salesman doesn't seem to be so kind.

In the end, under the murderous gaze of the salesman, Shuangmulin walked out of the store with a little Pooh of 99 yuan and an invoice of 100 yuan. "It's killing me if a stuffed animal sells for so much. This money has to be reimbursed by someone else. He carefully collected the invoice first, and then got into the car and called Li Qidi: "Seventh brother, how is magic learning?"

"Hello Lin Shangxian. Li Qidi was still very polite, "This magic trick is really interesting, you can get the card you want without mana, and the person who invented this trick is really a genius." But I always fail, maybe I'm too stupid. ”

"It's okay, just practice more, failure is success for his mother. Shuangmulin comforted, "Let me ask you, are you familiar with Li Xiuxiu?"

"It's okay, although Li Xiuxiu usually looks fierce, she is actually a good person. I'm from the Earth Immortal Realm, and I'm often bullied, so she helps me out, and the villains in our camp are afraid of her. "I didn't expect Li Xiuxiu to be a chivalrous and gentle girl, it seems that this character should be inherited, her third uncle Nezha was also like this when he was a child, and he killed the third prince of the Dragon King who bullied the child without saying a word. "Can you introduce her to me?"

"Okay, Lin Shangxian, do you have anything to do?"

"Oh, I'm a loose cultivator, I often hear the name of Li Tianwang's family in the immortal world, I worship it very much, and I want to get acquainted. ”

"Okay, Lin Shangxian, I'll go find her. "Seventh Brother Li is a child after all, he is simple-minded, and he easily believes in Shuangmu Lin's seemingly unreliable words. After a while, Li Qidi came to Li Xiuxiu's tent, he first quietly listened to the tent for a while, and then asked cautiously, "Sister Xiuxiu, are you there?"

"Is it the seventh brother?" As soon as the curtain was lifted, a little girl like a porcelain doll poked her head out, and her little face was carved with a slight smile, "What's the fun thing? Come in, my second uncle is not here." As he spoke, he pulled Li Qidi into the tent. Li Xiuxiu, like Li Qidi, is the age of playfulness. It's a pity that Li Tianwang's family has a strict family education, and when Li Xiuxiu is not fighting, he follows the third uncle to practice guns, or else he follows the second uncle to read and read in the tent, which makes the little girl sad all day long. Li Qidi was often taken care of by Li Xiuxiu in the camp, so he sometimes took some strange things picked up from the battlefield to play, and the two had a good relationship.

"Sister Xiuxiu, I recently met a scattered immortal, and he said that he admired the Tianwang family very much and wanted to get to know you. ”

"En?" After listening to Brother Li's words, the little girl's two eyebrows were twisted together, "How many times have I told you, we are now on the front line, except for the people I am familiar with, no one else should believe it, it is likely to be a spy of the demon clan." ”

"But the immortals in the forest are very good, and he also taught me magic tricks. ”

"What?" Li Xiuxiu Huo Ran got up, "He also knows the magic of the demon clan? That must be a spy of the demon clan, no, I have to tell the third uncle to go quickly." ”