Being the Monkey King is actually a very boring thing, and what makes the stone monkey even more irritable is that every day the old macaque annoys him with all kinds of trivial things. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's nothing more than one monkey snatching another monkey's peach......

One monkey robbed another monkey of a banana......

One monkey robbed the mother of another......

A monkey ...... To the end, the stone monkey finally kicked open the food plate in front of him, and the fruit rolled all over the ground.

The stone monkey jumped out of the water curtain cave, and the old macaque shouted behind him: "King, where are you going?"

"Let's play!" the stone monkey dropped two words, jumped a few times, and disappeared.

The old macaque pouted, and the most important one hasn't been said yet, it's been a month since he was the king, and it's time to choose a female monkey to be the queen.

The stone monkey feels that he should be pitted, this monkey king is really boring in front of him, he has no passion at all, he cares about the monkeys' eating, drinking, and mating all day long. And the old macaque always deliberately reminded him that it was time to find a female monkey to give birth.

I have to say that although the stone monkey is a monkey, its aesthetics are not low at all, at least those hairy monkeys, tigers, lions and leopards, he has no interest in it. Some time ago, the human woman he met by the river on the outskirts of Huaguo Mountain was quite his appetite, no, it was the taste.

Unconsciously, the stone monkey really walked to the river again.

I don't know if the human girl will come today. The stone monkey carried a few tender and plump peaches in his arms and looked around.

I waited on the willow tree for a long time, but no one came.

The stone monkey scratched his head and thought to himself: Since the girl came here that day, it means that there must be a human habitat nearby. Let this king go and find out.

Thinking of this, the stone monkey couldn't stay still, and with a swing of the willow branch, he swept up into the air, and with a somersault, he reached the big tree a few feet away.

The stone monkey doesn't know the way, but he doesn't have any exact destination, it's just wandering around.

When he didn't walk for a long time, he really let him find some traces of people.

A burst of noisy human voices gradually entered the ears of the stone monkey, and the stone monkey grinned and followed the sound, but saw more than a dozen young hunters, carrying pheasants and hares and the like down the mountain.

"Li San, you old boy, you are lucky, you actually hunted a white fox. If you dedicate the fox skin to the palace, there must be a petty official to do it. ”

"Jiulang, you have gained a lot. If you pay the above taxes, you can also end up with a full stomach. ”

"Well, if it's usual, it's a good harvest. It's just that the Qin Hunt in the palace is approaching, and this palace has also been set up, so we don't have much left in our hands. ”

"Not really. It's only Gong'e's guards who came back, so they forced us to hunt this and that, and give me a small amount of money. ”

"The same cannot be said. At the moment, it's harder, let's hunt some small things to make up the numbers. When those princes and grandsons arrive, the rewards will be less. Doesn't Jiulang have the strength to show his hand in front of a big man when the time comes, and keep Feihuang Tengda. ”

"Uncle Dao, I love to hear what you say. I Liu Jiu has nothing else, but I can't run out of strength. If you want me to say, why don't we go into the heart of the Huaguo Mountain and catch a few spiritual feet, so as to open the eyes of those people in the palace......"

"Silence! The mountain god grandfather is not strange, and the fairy words are unscrupulous. ”

"Li San, look at Uncle Dao's fright. I, Liu Jiu, don't believe that there are any fairies and ghosts in this mountain. One day, I will go into the belly of the mountain and catch you two talking monkeys and magic foxes for you to see. ”

The stone monkey sounds interesting, after all, he doesn't know much about the world, and even less about humans. It's just that when he heard that this person named Liu Jiu actually said that he wanted to catch a monkey, he couldn't help but feel annoyed, and casually took out a peach from his arms and smashed it.

"Ouch!" The peach hit the back of Liu Jiu's head, and he only grinned in pain, and when he turned around, he saw a peach rolling on the ground.

Liu Jiu picked up the peach and shouted, "Which turtle grandson smashed me with a peach?!"

"Bang!" another peach was smashed, but it hit Liu Jiu's face, and it hit the nostrils and bled out.

Liu Jiu was furious, picked up the firewood knife in his arms and was about to rush into the forest, looking for the person who smashed him.

As soon as he took two steps, he was stopped by the uncle called Dao.

Liu Jiu couldn't break free for a while, and couldn't help yelling: "Who dares to dump your ninth master, come out and let grandpa cut you with an axe!"

Uncle Dao shouted: "Shut up!"

"Uncle Dao, what are you pulling me for. Liu Jiu looked dissatisfied and said, "I must find the turtle sun theory hidden in the shadows!"

Swish!

Another peach shot at a strange speed, and before the hunters could react, it hit Liu Jiu's mouth, shattering his teeth.

"Don't move. Uncle Dao hurriedly supported Liu Jiu, picked up the peach that slipped out of Liu Jiu's mouth, and looked up and down, his expression was quite solemn.

Li San felt that Uncle Dao's expression was different, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"

"This peach...... "Uncle Dao is the oldest person in the crowd, and he has been eating this bowl of rice on the mountain for more than 20 years, and he knows some taboos in the mountain, so he immediately shouted: "Kneel down!"

Without waiting for the others to react, Uncle Dao immediately knelt on the ground, shouting in his mouth: "The mountain people are ignorant and don't know the etiquette, if there is any offense, I hope that the fairy gods in the mountains will not be blamed!"

It is said that it is talking about immortals, but it is actually referring to spirits and demons. It's just that no matter the hunters and the mountain people, they don't dare to call it out, so they are entrusted with the fairy gods.

As soon as Uncle Dao shouted like this, several other hunters suddenly understood what had happened, and they were frightened one by one.

Seeing this, the stone monkey couldn't help but laugh out loud.

When he smiled, his voice spread, and it looked particularly strange in the silent mountain forest.

All the hunters hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed. Even Liu Jiu, who was bold before, was pale in the face.

Uncle Dao even untied the prey on his back and placed it on the ground, begging the mountain fairy to let it go.

The stone monkey saw that they were kneeling on the ground, and suddenly had no interest in playing, so he asked, "What is the palace you just said?"

Uncle Dao replied in fear: "That is the temporary palace set up by the lord of the country in the hunting garden. ”

"The lord of the country?" The stone monkey couldn't help but be a little puzzled, Lao Tzu was just the king, who dared to be the lord of the country.

"That is, my majesty who is proud to come to the country. Uncle Dao replied.

"Ao Laiguo?" The stone monkey was a little impressed, as if he had heard the old macaque mention it, but he didn't remember what he said at all.

"Where is the palace of the Rauschs?" the stone monkey was trying to see how the human king was treated differently from his monkey king.

Uncle Dao immediately pointed out the direction to the stone monkey.

The stone monkey glanced at these people with low eyebrows, and warned: "Since you are hunters, you must be eating mountains." You can hunt anything in the mountains, but you can't provoke monkeys. If there is half a word, smash your heads with peaches. Do you understand?"

"Understood, understood, understood!" these Orions dared to say nothing.

After saying that, the stone monkey ignored the group of mortals, jumped up a high branch, and swung into the distance.