After lunch, Shuangmulin drove the dilapidated Wuling Light onto the highway. I have to say that Yuan is still very prescient www.biquge.info pen "Fun" pavilion. His broken car is driving on the highway, as long as it exceeds eighty miles, it will tremble, and it is estimated that if he drives one hundred and two, the car will fall apart.

"I knew that I would have taken the bus back, this broken car, but it annoyed me. "With the shaking, the body buzzed non-stop, and the movement was like a demolition. Shuangmulin only felt upset by this voice, "This is a car, this is a helicopter, I want to go to the rhythm of the sky." ”

Oscar has been screaming non-stop since the abnormal noise of the car body, as if he wants to be louder than anyone. In less than half an hour, the little guy lost his energy, lying on the back seat and rolling his eyes vigorously with his tongue out.

“...... You win. Shuang Mulin patted the center console of the car, but the radio rang for some reason. There was a cacophony of noise coming from the broken horn. Shuangmu Lin was frightened by this sudden sound. Oscar was also frightened by this movement, and the little one jumped up and puffed. Shuangmulin hurriedly turned off the radio, "I'll go, what's going on." This broken car is also equipped with a surround stereo, which is neurotic!"

Originally, it was more than two hours by car, but Shuangmulin had to drive for five hours to reach the port city. By the time he got home, it was dark. Along the way, the mentally devastated Shuangmu Lin climbed into the house with vain steps, Oscar followed behind him and stuck out his tongue, and looked half-dead, the little guy was puffed all the way, but he was tired. After getting some water and food for the little one, Shuangmu Lin fell headlong on the bed.

The next day, the rejuvenated Shuangmu Lin got up from bed refreshed, and Oscar ran around the house with a look of curiosity to explore his new home. The little guy saw Shuangmu Lin get up and ran over with his tail wagging his tail. "Good morning. Shuang Mulin rubbed Oscar's head and got up to add water to the little one. But I saw a lot of water on the ground not far away.

“...... Did you do it?" asked Shuang Wood, staring at Oscar. The little guy shook his ass and ran over to smell it, and then looked at Shuangmu Lin with an innocent face, with a look of "I don't know what's going on".

"Don't pretend, you'll know it's you. Shuang Mulin reluctantly cleaned the floor, and said to Oscar with a serious expression: "You are not allowed to defecate in the open at home, the toilet is over there." Don't bite the furniture, I'll buy you something to grind your teeth in a few days, do you understand?"

"Wang!" the little guy replied to Shuang Mulin with his tail wagging his tail, and deliberately ran to the toilet to show that he understood.

"Yes, that's good. Looking at the little guy's performance, Shuangmulin nodded with satisfaction. took out the tennis ball that Yuan bought and let the little guy play by himself, looked up at his watch, it was almost noon, and the upgrade of Tianting should have been completed. Thinking of this, he couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone.

Sorry, this upgrade could not be completed due to a system failure, and the technicians are working on a full repair. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

"I haven't finished upgrading yet, what about the twenty-four hours I said it would be, I'm tens of millions of dollars a minute, how can I fool people like this?" Shuang Mulin muttered depressedly.

After eating something casually, the bored Shuangmulin sat in the living room in a daze, "Anyway, it's okay to do it, it's better to practice the exercises given by the old liar." As he spoke, he pulled out the worn-out thread-bound book, which looked to be some years old, and the pages were yellowed. On the cover, it is written with a vigorous and powerful pen: Centennial Immortal Cultivation Textbook General Edition - Building the Foundation (all one volume)

“......”

"What a mess!" said Shuang Mulin almost threw the book in his hand. In his impression, the cultivation of immortals should be particularly popular depending on the name, such as "Tiangang Thirty-six Changes" or something, or "Getaway", "Taiping Technique" and the like, and the most unfortunate thing has to be "pushing back pictures", right? But what the hell is this "Hundred Years of Immortal Cultivation Textbook"? Or is it a general version? It sounds like a primary school textbook, is it also equipped with an exercise book? Fifty years of cultivation, thirty years of simulation or something? Shuangmulin kept complaining in his heart.

"Can you be reliable? Shuangmu Lin was a little speechless. In retrospect, there was nothing normal about the old liar, and even the powerful gossip mirror had a SpongeBob SquarePants sticker on the back. "This liar is fooling me. He was a little unsure, this old guy was chattering, no matter how he looked at it, he was a charlatan. But the power of the gossip mirror on his body does not seem to be fake.

"No matter, anyway, I won't lose a piece of meat. Shuang Mu Lin thought. Turning the book, the first page reads the general outline in block letters: Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things.

"Well, it's still what it looks like. Shuangmulin said and continued to look down: Dan Dao is three to two, two to one, and one to the Dao.

"What do you mean? What do you mean? Why did you come back again? What are you talking about back and forth?" Shuang Mulin looked confused, and the content behind him was even more incomprehensible: 100 days to build the foundation, 10 months to conceive, three years to breastfeed, nine years to face the wall, before it can be dispersed and formed.

"What is this all about? Isn't it talking about cultivating immortals? How did you get to give birth to a child and breastfeeding? No wonder the old liar is in such a hurry to find a Taoist partner. Looking at this inexplicable general outline, Shuangmu Lin felt like a beep. Oscar, who was playing with the ball on the side, suddenly raised his head and looked around vigilantly: How do you feel a murderous aura? There are always people who want to harm me.

“......”

Shuangmulin couldn't figure out what this messy general outline was talking about, so he simply skipped this part and read the text directly: All methods are based on meditation. When you enter meditation, your qi and veins can be connected......

This text is much easier to understand than the general outline, which roughly means that to build a foundation, it is necessary to open up the qi veins of the whole body. That is, it is often said that the second pulse of Ren and Du. The way to get through this is fairly simple: meditate. Of course, it's not just an ordinary sitting there, you need to calm down and enter the so-called "settled" state. In such a state, every twenty minutes of meditation is one's ability to produce a mouthful of gyokuro, called a "one." As long as the 3,600 seats are completed, you can open up the qi veins of the whole body and build the foundation.

This old liar told me directly that it would be over, and that I was in a fog when I went to great lengths to give this textbook. ”

Carefully telling Oscar not to disturb himself, Shuangmu Lin sat on the bed and began to cultivate. He tried hard to wrench his legs, trying to put on a posture of "five hearts facing the sky", but his "old arms and legs" really didn't give face, and he didn't succeed for a long time. simply crossed his legs, "Forget it, it's almost the same meaning." ”