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A team of people, walking on the road. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

One, two, three, four, five, six, count, eighteen horses, and twenty men.

"I won't accept it! I won't accept it!" The last two, tied to the rope, one looked gloomy, and the other was full of complaints: "Why? Why?" Zhu Dashao walked involuntarily, still unconvinced: "Bandits? Haha! You think, it's not that I haven't seen it, hum! It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous! Mo Xu, I'll tell you, in fact, I have already seen it, why do you say I'm bragging, why? Why? "Mo Xuan was in a bad mood and drooped his head:" This is called, things are like gods, you see, I am right, right?"

Zhu Dashao glared angrily, and said hatefully: "Sure enough, it's a disaster, it's not a single line, it's not a single line!"

Yes, anyway, now Mo Xuan doesn't want to say a word anymore, especially with Zhu Dashao: "Hey, hey! I said you, I said you!"

But Zhu Shaoda, if no one chats with him, he will die of loneliness: "Stop! stop!"

This is the order at the front, the last at the end, and the bandits immediately: "Woo β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”"

Immediately it was a lean, lean, monkey-like young man, ignoring it, deaf.

Don't you know: "Wukong, Wukong, you go slowly, wait for the teacher, wait for the teacher! Amitabha-"

To explain, this person's name is Zhang Desheng, nicknamed General Changsheng.

General Chang Sheng, sixteen this year, is the youngest and lowest rank among the bandits, or the forty thieves.

So ride a horse and walk at the back of the pack.

General Chang Sheng, who has been in the industry for three years, has seen a lot of various humanoid meat tickets in the past, but it is like Zhu Dashao: "You monkey, arrogant, blindly pretending to be deaf and dumb, you dare to give your face, okay! In this case, I, Zhu Dashao, I want to do the way for heaven and eliminate you villain, uh!

Generally speaking, if you come to the palm of God, only one palm is enough: "God!

But Zhu Dashao's hands were tied, so he had to change to a style of overwhelming: "Huh, β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”"

The momentum is full, and there is a dubbing: "Bang, bang, bang, bang, boom, boom!!!"

The point is that in this way, the unenlightened meat ticket, the victorious general is also the only one in his life: "Smack!"

Whip it now!

He didn't pump people, only hit the horse, and the horse suddenly accelerated, and his hooves flew over: "Click, click-"

The results can be imagined.

When General Chang Sheng rode a fierce horse, he ran to the forefront of the team on his own initiative, that is, the position of the second leader: "Fat sheep, fat sheep, delicate skin and flesh~~"

At that time, the second master was still singing, but it was changed: "Fat sheep, fat sheep, oil-free stew~~ There is meat shabu soup ~~"

A noble son, a flower monk, there is not a copper plate on his body, anyway, the second master has nothing to say: "Old man!"

is talking about General Chang Sheng, General Chang Sheng is too presumptuous: "Do - even you!"

General Chang Sheng turned over and dismounted, crying: "Second master, second master, I figured it out, I figured it out!

Vote for the name, you know.

In fact, Zhang Desheng has not really joined the gang at this time, because Zhang Desheng has not killed anyone: "Hmm~~??"

The three masters on the side were the same, and they were greatly unexpected: "Yo! This thing is new, I said boss, on weekdays, you don't even dare to slaughter a chicken cub, how-"

General Chang Sheng cried: "Second master, third master, eldest brother, please fulfill the younger brother-"

When he spoke, he knelt down and bowed: "This!

Then he glared angrily and said hatefully: "This thief is bald, he really deserves to die, I hate to cut him with a thousand knives and eat him alive!"

General Chang Sheng, for the first time in his life, had the intention of killing, and he was moved to kill!

Get out of the pot, I can't wait, this is to correct Zhu Dashao on the spot: "Pull out the mouth!

You say this, as far as it goes?

What a big hatred this is, poor Zhu Dashao was dragged away tragically, and he was already unconscious again: "Wait-"

"Wait a minute!" Fortunately, Mo Xuan was still awake, he was running wildly all the way, panting like a cow: "If you have something to say, it's easy to say!

After a while.

"Much, how much?" the second master exclaimed: "Five, fifty thousand taels?"

"When, really?" the third master was shocked: "Gold, fifty thousand taels?"

"Isn't it?" At that time, a group of bandits were dumbfounded: "I said brother, you are too ...... to make a joke."

"No!" Mo Xuan raised his arm, stretched his five fingers, and said loudly: "What I said is, five million taels!"

Another time.

"Fat Sheep ~~ Fat Sheep ~~" The second master is also, and he really has nothing to say: "Fly in ~~ Sky~~"

"Brother, I still need to make sure-" The second master is still very sober, and the second master has a unique plan: "You, are you sure that the information you provide and the conditions you prescribe are guaranteed to be accurate and correct?"

"I'm sure!" Mo Xuan pointed to heaven and earth, and swore and promised: "What I said is true!"

Message, there is.

The condition is five million taels of gold, buy two lives.

No one believed.

Evening.

When, Zhu Dashao woke up again, only to feel swaying, and his body was very leisurely: "Hey-hey-hey-"

Startled, looking around, front and back, left and right, there are human heads: "????"

And underneath it, is a plank.

The plank went all the way forward, floating on the water: "Hey-hey-hey-"

A group of bandits, shouting slogans and carrying Da Shao, everyone looked elated: "Stop!"

Of course, without finding out the truth, Zhu Dashao will not let them do anything wrong: "Stop!"

So, stop.

"Ahh

"Lord Living Buddha, can you sleep on the ground?"

"All the way, the holy monk is hard, the villain hereby presents a pot of water, you use it slowly~~"

"Living Buddha, take a break, go back to my cottage when you are young, prepare a sumptuous feast, and wait for the little ones to catch the wind for the Living Buddha!"

"Okay?"

"Okay?"

"Lord Living Buddha?"

"Holy monk, holy monk?"

......

It was gossip, competing to make a big ass, his face was smiling like a flower, and his mouth was smeared with honey: "Sizzle~~~~~~~~~~"

This is an illusion, the so-called nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief: "You!"

Zhu Dashao pointed and shouted, "Demon monkey!"

This is the Buddha, still holding grudges, General Chang Sheng was shocked: "The villain is guilty! The villain is guilty!"

When he speaks, he kneels and wants to kowtow, but where is he who says: "Beat him, beat him, whip him! This dog thing with no long eyes dares to offend the holy monk and bully the living Buddha?"

A gang of bandits, raised their eyebrows, roared again and again, and surrounded them and crackled and beat them up: "Ahh

After being beaten for a while, the victorious generals were all beaten into dogs, and a group of bandits also stopped: "Holy monk-"

"Lord Living Buddha?"

Zhu Dashao came back to his senses: "Huh?"

"You're oldβ€”look!

Zhu Dashao glanced at it, and his face was full of compassion: "This, you, this too, the inner one, Amitabha!"

There is only one possibility.

It's the discovery of conscience.

That's right.

The light of the Buddha shines all over the world, and the conscience of the bandits is discovered.

This is a repentance, a change of mind, a new life, and a new person: "Okay." ”

Major General Zhu waved his hand and said magnanimously: "It's okay." ”

Speaking and looking around, his brows frowned slightly~~

It seems to have a deep meaning.

A bandit comprehended, stepped forward and said with a flattering smile: "Report to the Living Buddha, Mo Xugongzi has already taken the first step and entered my cottage as a guest, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas are entertainedβ€”β€”"

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as Zhu Dashao said it, he was angry again: "What?"

"All of them, all eaten?"

"Let's go!"

"Quick!"

......

......

Sore, hungry, Zhu Dashao lay on the plank, only to feel the sunset, dizzy and dizzy.

I didn't realize it, and I fell asleep for a hundred years.

I still don't know that this pair of golden limbs and jade body of my own family is already worth 2.5 million taels of gold, and the bandits are like a treasure, and they don't dare to touch a single hair of him: "Hey-hey-hey-"

The second master said, you must have all the mustaches, all tails, and jump around ~~

Yes, the second master, there are endless famous songs.

Black Wind Village.

The song is endless, the plan is unmatched, the three masters of Heifeng Village, and the name of the big boss is saidβ€”β€”

Invincible!

Black Wind Village, standing against the soil mountain, built of stone and wood, three or four old trees, seven or eight thatched houses, at a glance -

Very shabby, a hundred times desolate: "Big brother?"

"Big brother?"

The eldest brother was too, and his face turned pale: "This-"

At the same time, Ge Wushuang asked, "What happened?"

In other words, the bandit leader sat on the ground bravely and invinciblely, as if he had been struck by thunder: "If you come...... Divine Palm...... Tathagata...... Divine Palm ......"

An open field, surrounded by thatched huts.

In the center, there is a palm print.

Six zhang wide, eight zhang long, and five feet seven inches deep, twenty or so bandits sat on the edge of the pit with their heads drooping, and everyone lost their souls: "Immortals, monsters, wow!

When I go out in the morning and come back in the evening, this happens: "Big brother, big brother?"

......

......

......

It was afternoon.

A man and a woman grew into the village.

Say yes, beg for a drink.

The man looked like a poor scholar, just dressed in white and with black hair, handsome and extraordinary.

Not as beautiful as that beauty, the little red jacket, the green Luo skirt, the flower and the moon, the fairy is also like a wonderful person~~

At that time, Yong Invincible was fighting and kicking from a pair of eighteen, and he still laughed under his blue nose and swollen face: "Comfortable, comfortable, hahahaha! hard!

Really, a good man.

This is the Black Wind Village, the forty thieves.

In other words, today, the second and third masters led the crowd out to rob, and the big boss stayed in the village with a group of brothers-

There were only twenty horses, and they took turns.

In fact, when it comes to the big boss, today's mood is not very good, because the life in the cottage is very boring: "Big-big-big-big-big-"

The one who said this was a sentry, and the name of the sentry was Grass Flying, and he rolled down from a slip on the dirt mountain: "Master!"

"Boom!"

At that time, Yong Invincible was knocked to the ground by a punch, and his nose bleeded: "Hahahaha!

Hou Qi said: "Ah Fei?"

Ah Fei, that is, flying on the grass, has always been more neat than his legs and feet: "Yes, yes, yes!

"Anyone?" said a strange man.

"Yes!"

"How many?" said a strange man.

"Both!"

"Who?" said a bandit laugh.

This, it's hard to say, the strange thing is that the grass is flying: "Immortal Immortal Immortal Immortal-"

The speaker came, and Ah Fei was frightened: "Nubei!"

The fairy is in, after the scholar: "Brothers, fortunately, the two of us have traveled all the way, and we have not seen the village shopkeepers in all directions, so it is-"

"Luckilyβ€”"

"Hopefullyβ€”"

He rambled on himself, but no one paid attention to him: "Big, big, big, big, bigβ€”"

Invincible: "Allure?"

is worthy of the eldest brother, the beauty is current, the square inch is not messy, and a carp stood up and went up with a nosebleed: "Allure?"

The fairy, smiled: "Mmmm~~"

"Peerless?"

It's just how much: "Uh-huh~~"

Invincible, he smiled: "Dare to ask the girl, your surname is Fang?"

How many times did I see a black-faced bearded man, and Zhang Fei with a leopard's head and eyes was like: "Why do you deign to enter my cottage?"

"I~~"

The fairy covered her smile, and the scholar interjected: "My lady, she drank tightly, and she took the liberty to come to the door today, just hoping to get a scoop of clear water~~"

"Lady?" all nonsense, Yong Invincible only heard two words: "Lady?"

"No, no, no, wrong, wrong. How much a smile, full of amorous: "It's not a lady, it's a mother~~"

"Mother?"

"Hip~~"

"Medium!" Brave and invincible laughed, heroic and dry: "But what does it matter to make the beautiful woman laugh and call her mother! haha! hahaha!"

Soon.

A poor scholar, tied up with five flowers, hanging headfirst down from a tree-

Under the tree.

The fairy drinks water and sits on the bench.

After the big boss finished grooming, changed into bright clothes, and appeared again: "Dare to ask the girl, how old is Fang?"

"Eighteen~~"

"Girl, have you ever promised someone?"

"Kiyo has~~"

"Medium!"

"Oh~~It's scary!You're a person, I'm annoying~~"

"Girl, girl, listen to meβ€”"

"Uh-huh~~"

"I am the owner of the cottage, my reputation is shocking from all directions, I have money and food, I have many soldiers and generals, and I am so happy in my life, there is only one regret, only one thing!"

At this time, the bandits were full of admiration: "Worthy of the big brother, the exit is a chapter!"

"The great hero of the world, known as brave and invincible, can pull out the mountains, the gods and Buddhas are also difficult to be, angry Zhuge Liang, comparable to the overlord of Chu, the overlord of Chu!"

"Whoaβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" applauded: "Papa!"

Eyebrows fluttered, how much the same: "And then?

"Then?" Brave and invincible was stunned, scratched his head and said: "And then it is, it's the inner one, the inner one, um~"

"Big brother, big brother!" A bandit rescued the scene, and the leader looked: "It's sad to pass the beauty pass, what about the hero, what about it!"

Big brother, this is shy, and the bandits also helped: "Beauty with heroes, fairies with cowherds, with cowherds!"

"And then?"

......

......

The bandits were stunned: "This girl, everything is said so clearly, and it is all for your sake, you-"

"Medium!"

Another loud shout, like thunder: "Ahh

"I can't say it, this mouth is so tired!" "If you want to talk about it, let's talk about the point, all the bandits were thundered: "I'll ask you, be my daughter-in-law, will it be?"

Later, he thundered: "Cheng~~"

"Eat, eat, be?"

was finally thundered: "Cheng Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng Cheng, eat happy wine, enter the cave room, blessed people don't have to be busy~~"