Chapter Ninety-Two: I've Been Cheated Again
I don't know if I was amused or disgusted.
Liu Ye'er looked at Gu Ming with an incredulous expression, where did this teenage child learn so many fancy intestines?!
Liu Ye'er was stunned and didn't speak for a long time.
Gu Ming posed and didn't dare to put down the pestle there.
The scene is embarrassing again!
Your sister!
This time it seems that the joke went too far, and it had the opposite effect?
Senior sister, are you smiling?
I'm working so hard, if you don't laugh, I'll only cry!
After repeatedly confirming that the person in front of him was indeed Gu Ming, seeing that his slightly stiff thin body still insisted on posing, he felt a little unbearable in his heart, and replied leisurely.
"That's what you just said!"
Ouch, my mother-in-law, this girl is finally talking again!
Gu Ming hurriedly went down the pole, hurriedly took the POSS, licked his face and stammered: "Yes, yes, whoever dares to say bad things about you, I will teach whoever I want!"
After speaking, Gu Ming actually raised his hand and slapped himself!
"Let you speak ill of Senior Sister!"
"Let you speak!"
Another backhand!
Although the sound of snapping is not loud, it is indeed the sound of a real fight!
Originally, Liu Ye'er's mood had improved a lot under Gu Ming's teasing like offering treasures, but now seeing that he actually started beating himself with an exaggerated expression in order to please himself, he couldn't help but laugh and giggled!
"Giggles, no, I'm laughing to death, Gu Ming, you're so funny!"
As far as the result is concerned, Liu Mei'er's act of covering her mouth and smiling should be the effect that Gu Ming expects, however, this giggling laugh made him so shocked that his jaw dropped!
Your sister, what's going on?!
Senior Sister Ye'er, don't want your image of a cold beauty?
Uh, could it be......
Gu Ming's face slowly turned from stunned to black, coupled with his sneaky look at him, which made Liu Ye'er on the side laugh again.
"If I say I'm not your Senior Sister Ye'er, will you believe it?"
Hearing this, Gu Ming suddenly knew in his heart!
I'll go!
I was cheated by Liu Mei'er again!
Well, why do I say "again"?
Pity me Gu Ming I am smart, why do I always capsize in the "gutter" of Liu Meier!
Close your eyes, touch your head, look up and sigh!
Gu Ming's sigh of both Shengyu and He Shengliang was quite funny in Liu Meier's eyes!
"Ouch, okay, okay, I can't pretend to be it! Even if the person I meet with you is not your dream lover, my willow eyebrows are not bad, okay, can I use such a long sigh?"
Isn't this nonsense?
The two of you are twins, although you can't say that you are exactly the same, but whether it is appearance, figure, or clothing, you are extremely similar, okay!!
Also, Liu Ye'er is not our dream lover!
Narrator: Isn't she?
Gu Ming: Uh, uh, it's not counted...... Mmmm, not for the time being! We're still young, and everything has to be cultivated!
Narrator: You've lived almost 50 years in your life, and you dare to say you're young......!
Gu Ming: I want you to take care of it, get out of ......
Gu Ming no longer paid attention to Narration Jun, but hugged his fists at Liu Mei'er with a straight face and said, "Whichever senior sister comes, of course everyone is welcome here!It's just Senior Sister Mei'er, why do you have to pretend to be Senior Sister Ye'er and tease you?!"
Liu Meier smiled when she heard this.
"When did I Liu Mei'er pretend to be someone else, did I say that I was Liu Ye'er?"
Oh, too, Liu Mei'er's words made Gu Ming stunned again!
Well, it seems, probably, maybe, maybe, should, maybe people really haven't said it.
Gu Ming hurriedly jumped out of the picture, and with the help of "indescribable existence", he turned a few pages to the front, confirming that Senior Sister Mei'er did not say that she was Liu Ye'er!
Although the facts are there, Gu Ming can't admit it at this time, every time he lets this girl play as a monkey, he can't easily forgive her this time!
"It's true that I mistook the identity of my senior sister by preconceived ideas, but it was also Senior Sister who changed your past temperament and learned Senior Sister Ye'er's tone to make me misunderstood!"
"Woo woo! You ruthless and unrighteous little Langjun is really excessive!"
"Can't I just be in a bad mood?"
"Can't I say a few words less when I'm in a bad mood?"
"Do I have to force a smile even if I'm in a bad mood, and I have to smile every time I see you?"
Talking, talking, Liu Meier cried even louder!
Woowoo......
Liu Mei'er's soul three questions, coupled with her complaining cries, made Gu Ming at a loss.
It was fine just now, why did this girl cry in the blink of an eye?!
Your sister, is she really crying or fake crying?!
As far as Liu Meier is concerned, this is not the first time that she has cried and made trouble!
In my memory, Jiang Cheng played once last year!
But what people say is really so reasonable, isn't it?!
Hey, at this time, do you care if she is really crying or fake crying?
Do you understand what a woman, especially a young girl, thinks?
In front of you, even if she is fake crying, as long as you dare to disagree and put down the shelf to comfort, she can instantly turn fake crying into real crying, real crying into real trouble, and hang herself if you come again!
Just ask if you're afraid!
Afraid or not!
Anyway, Gu Ming was scared!
This girl has always been true and false, and today we are wrong, can't we!!
Who's calling her my boss!
Gu Ming hurriedly found a reason to convince himself that admitting cowardice today would not be considered a loss!
Food, clothing, parents!
Gotta offer!
"Senior sister, don't cry!
Even if Gu Ming admitted his mistake, Liu Meier didn't buy it!
She turned sideways, turned her back to Gu Ming and continued to sob!
"Don't cry, don't cry! It's my fault, it's my fault, isn't it okay?"
Gu Ming trotted forward, originally about to reach out and pat Liu Mei'er on the back to comfort her.
As soon as I stretched out my hand, I found that it was not suitable again, and I was so anxious that I stomped my feet!
Sensing that Gu Ming was coming to his side, Liu Mei'er's fingers covering her pretty face revealed a slit, glanced at him secretly, and then turned her back to him again!
Hey, that's a subtle reaction!
Come on, brother try this again!
Gu Ming turned to Liu Mei'er again, and said to her: "Senior sister, it's me who is wrong, I am wrong from head to toe! Ouch, it is really wrong to the feet, I am in too much of a hurry to go out today, and I even wear my shoes backwards!"
Saying that, Gu Ming didn't care about the cold snow under his feet, he immediately sat down in front of Liu Mei'er, took off his two shoes, and sat on the ground to change them!
"Fortunately, it was discovered by my own senior sister! If it was discovered by others, it would not be a laugh at me for a year!"
Poof!
Gu Ming's funny actions and words finally made Liu Mei'er laugh.
"Who is your own senior sister! Your own senior sister is out on errands, and she is still far away in Jingzhou!"
Alright, alright!
Finally laughed!
Your sister, others flirt with her sister, that's called a relaxed and happy, hand-to-hand!
How did it become a hard work when I got here!
"Although Senior Sister Ye'er is far away in the sky, isn't Senior Sister Mei'er close at hand? It's all the same, you two are my relatives!"
"Naughty, go kiss your Senior Sister Ye'er, don't disgust me here!"
"Don't dare!
Let's not talk about whether Gu Ming really doesn't want to kiss or fake and doesn't want to kiss, and it doesn't matter if he really doesn't dare or fake, anyway, when he spoke, Liu Mei'er had already tidied up his clothes, and stared at Gu Ming with a more ordinary expression, watching him continue to play treasure.
"Tell me, what's the urgency of looking for us today?"
"I haven't seen you for more than three months, and I miss ......"
"No, I'm leaving!"
"Don't, don't!" I said, I'll say ...... right away."
Originally, I wanted to tease a few words, but seeing that Liu Mei'er's face was not good, Gu Ming quickly put away his careful thoughts and told his senior sister about the situation that he was originally going to report to Lin Ziqian.
......
Regarding Gu Ming's progress in cultivation, Liu Mei'er just nodded politely.
Compared to his second-grade spiritual root qualifications, being able to make such progress proves the extent of his efforts!
But it's a pity that the foundation is really too poor, even if he puts in much more effort than others, Gu Ming's cultivation speed is only close to that of a disciple of the middle grade spirit root, compared with the genius of the top grade spirit root, it is far behind!
What she focused on, or what she expected to hear when she came to meet on this adventure, was Gu Ming's progress in alchemy.
Now that the date of the sect's Xiaobi is getting closer and closer, some things have reached the point where they have to make a decision.
If they don't hear what she wants to hear today, then they may have to give up on this side and take the risk of choosing a backup plan!
Therefore, it wasn't until one day later, when everyone talked about the situation of this day, that Gu Ming knew that he was almost abandoned as an outcast without realizing it!
Your sister, it's so dangerous, but fortunately, my brother has been a genius since he was a child!
Now that the ranking officials have learned from the above spoilers in advance that Gu Ming and the Liu sisters can still meet in the future, everyone must have guessed that Gu Ming must have passed the danger today!
Let's look at the two people on the scene.
Gu Ming reported the progress he had made in the three-month retreat one by one, and of course he also knew what the Liu sisters were concerned about, so he focused on his gains in alchemy.
In the past three months, Gu Ming had basically mastered the refining of the first-order Qi Seeking Pill, and had basically mastered the refining of the first-order Jinchuang San, the Fitness Pill, and the Refined Grain Pill, and the refining of various pills had been opened 300 times, and he had obtained 65 first-order high-grade pills, 191 middle-grade pills, and 40 lower-grade pills.
Speaking of which, Gu Ming hurriedly explained that these 40 lower grade pills were mainly because he was not very skilled in refining pills other than Qi Seeking Pills, so it had nothing to do with his alchemy level!
Liu Meier: 300-65-191-40=296. Master Gu, may I ask what happened to the remaining 4 times?
Gu Ming blushed and quibbled: Those 4 times were because of the long-term retreat for alchemy, which caused people to be a little groggy, and a few times when he changed the pill to refine different pills, he also subconsciously used the method of refining the last pill, which led to the failure of alchemy, which was all caused by the human body's muscle memory, and had nothing to do with his alchemy level.
Liu Meier listened to this explanation and didn't ask any more questions.
It can be seen that although Gu Ming's retreat is not perfect, the progress can be said to be obvious, and the success rate and the top-grade rate have basically met the requirements of a first-grade alchemist, maybe if he is given a little more time, it won't take a month or two to become a first-grade alchemist.
In terms of his qualifications, this can be said to be a miracle, and she is also happy for Gu Ming in her heart.
However, she didn't have a month or two to wait for Gu Mingzheng's growth.
June's Xiaobi was close at hand, and Gu Ming still didn't meet their requirements in the end.
It's just a little bit close, what a shame!
Just when she made up her mind and was about to wait for Gu Ming to finish speaking, she was stunned by Gu Ming's seemingly supplementary explanation.