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Nan Shaohan said: "Since it is a Wendou, then we can't fight face-to-face, we will throw a snowball, each choose a big man, and throw them out with their own skills, see who throws it far, and does not let them get hurt, who wins, how about it?"

"Okay, this is interesting, although it is dangerous to throw it like this, it is also quite exciting. Derpy clapped his head and exclaimed, "Which of us comes first?"

When the four big men heard about their competition, they couldn't speak, and they were so anxious that they broke out in a cold sweat. Being thrown out, where is it possible not to get hurt?

Nan Shaohan said unceremoniously: "What I said, naturally I'll come first." ”

After speaking, I saw that he grabbed a big man with his luck, and the hundred-pound big man pinched it in his hand, as if he was throwing a thin rope. He lifted the big man above his chest and said to Ming Xiaodao, "I'll throw it." Then he bent his arm and pushed it out, only to hear a "whoosh", and the big man was thrown about twenty feet away like a hydrangea.

It was far enough, but probably because of the lack of flexibility, the big man spat out blood when he slammed into the ground. I almost didn't scare to death.

"Hahaha, you've definitely lost. Ming Xiaodao smiled heartily.

"Damn, that's bad, this guy is so unavoidable. Nan Shaohan secretly called unlucky.

"It's my turn, look at me. Ming Xiaodao also followed his example, carrying a big man, bending his arm, pushing suddenly, "chirping" like an arrow out of a strong bow, and the big man was thrown out more than 25 zhang. In this round, it was obvious that Derpy's softness was better, but after seeing the big man land, he didn't spit out a drop of blood. It is probably because this big man burned incense for 28 years in his previous life that he was fortunate in today's misfortune and was not injured by a fall.

Nan Shaohan shook his head and scolded: "Fuck, I lost this game." "This leather king is really willing to gamble and lose, what a good character.

Ming Xiaodao smiled and said: "Yes, honesty and principle, willing to gamble and lose." ”

Nan Shaohan said: "Next, let's take off our clothes." ”

"Undressed?" Derpy's eyes lit up.

Nan Shaohan said with a smile: "Undressing, we will choose two big men each, and see who will take off their clothes first." ”

"OK!" Ming Xiaofei fartfully brought back the big man who was twenty feet away.

Nan Shaohan also pulled the big man who vomited blood back, and then he shouted: "Ready-to-do." ”

The two flashed, moving like a rabbit.

After a while, under the elaborate masterpiece of the two living treasures, four primitives appeared.

Probably because Nan Shaohan often does this, he is a little bit faster than Ming Xiaodu.

"Wow, I'm losing this time!" Ming Derpy is also a very personable person, and he will never drag his losses into mud and water.

Half of the winners and losers, now we have to watch the third game.

Nan Shaohan pointed to the four naked men and said: "Let's have a hair-dressing contest in the last game, whoever wins will be the boss of the 'Qiankun Two Little Kings'!"

Ming Xiaodu frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

Nan Shaohan said with a wicked smile: "It's just that we are divided into two, and then whoever combs all the hair on their bodies will win." How's it going?

"Okay, you can think of such a lack of morality, you really deserve the glorious title of King Pi, hehe, but, my Ming Daxia is not a fake, I will be afraid of you, hum, you will know who is afraid of whom in a while!"

Derpy took out his knife out of nowhere.

Nan Shaohan also took out a short sword. The jet-black short sword, with a flash of black light, was like a deep pool in the sky.

The four big men were all scared silly. What are they going to do? Encountering these two enemies is considered to be eight lifetimes of bad luck.

"Kill, kill, kill!" three sounds, and four naked bodies appeared with bald heads. Ming Xiaodu's internal strength is stronger, his movements are faster, and the speed of the haircut seems to be a little faster than Nan Shaohan.

After the haircut, Ming Xiaodao closed his hands and hugged his chest, looked at Nan Shaohan proudly, and smiled evilly, as if he was waiting for the moment when he was called the boss.

Nan Shaohan didn't stop with his hands, and shaved the eyebrows, mouth hair, nose hair, armpit hair, hand hair, chest hair, belly hair, **, fart hair, leg hair, and foot hair of the two big men. After the completion of the work, Nan Shaohan said with relief: "Haha, I won." ”

Derpy glared as if he had seen a ghost and said, "Fart, what's the use of you shaving those messy hairs, I'll straighten their heads before you." ”

Nan Shaohan shook his head and said: "Brother Derpy, what we talked about in advance is a haircut instead of a haircut, you only get a haircut and don't cut the hair on other parts of his body, of course you lose!"

"Ah, that's right, I'm dizzy. Derpy suddenly fainted on the ground.

Nan Shaohan said slyly: "How about it, Brother Derpy, admit defeat, you have to compare with me, and I didn't force you." ”

Ming Xiaodao gritted his teeth and said, "You are so cunning, I really fell for you." ”

Nan Shaohan smiled and said, "That's not called brother, brother Derpy!"

Ming Xiaodao said hatefully: "Call a fart." ”

Nan Shaohan shook his index finger and said, "Hey, you can't be so rude, a gentleman is willing to gamble and lose." Don't be a fool, if you spread it, it will be a shame. It's a big shame. You are a character anyway, and if you don't speak, you will be laughed at by all the people in the rivers and lakes. ”

Ming Xiaodao said: "Hmph." ”

Nan Shaohan grinned and said, "Hmph, it's useless, don't you call me brother?"

Ming Xiaodu whispered: "Nan-brother." ”

Nan Shaohan deliberately didn't hear it, put his hand to his ear, and shouted: "Are you a mosquito?

Ming Xiaodao roared: "Brother Nan-"

"Well, Derpy, brother, I'll love you. Nan Shaohan snickered, "Brother Derpy, today, in order to recognize you as an excellent brother, let's go to the Yizheng County in front, and I invite you to have a good meal." ”

"Hmph, what did you say?" Derpy pouted. Someone wants to have a treat, and he usually won't be polite. As long as it is a free meal in the world, whether it is breakfast, lunch, or dinner, he will not refuse to come.

However, this time he plans to eat enough of him, it is better to eat Nan Shaohan poorly, hmph, bully him Ming Xiaoxiao is a good person.

Nan Shaohan said: "Of course, of course. Brother, I mean what I say. ”

After speaking, he took Derpy's hand and flew towards the county seat.

Only four primitive stone sculptures remained, standing there alone and helplessly. Think about that day, how majestic Liuhe Siwei was. And now to eat, it's just a pile of shit. Fortunately, no one passed by here at this time, otherwise it would be strange if they would not have been frightened to death.

Although the Liuhe Siwei acupuncture points were unable to move, the anger from their eyes could simply burn the blue sky red.