Chapter 11 The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle behind the wasp's tail
There is a saying: "The mouth of the green bamboo snake and the needle behind the tail of the wasp are neither poisonous, but they are the most poisonous to the hearts of women." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
There is a poem that says: "The cross-necked mandarin duck plays in the water, and the head of the phoenix wears flowers." Joy and diligence are connected to the branches, and the beauty and sweetness are concentric and knotted. Hold your lips tightly and snuggle the noodles into oblique ways. The socks are tall, and a crescent moon is exposed on the shoulder blades, and the golden hairpin is upside down, and a dark cloud is piled up next to the pillow. The sea and the mountains are sworn to make a thousand charms, and the clouds are shy and timid, and the thousands of enchanting ones are rubbed. It is just the sound of the warbler, which does not leave the ears. Relish sweet spit, close the tip of the tongue. The willow waist veins are thick, and the cherry mouth is panting. The starry eyes are hazy, the sweat is fragrant and the jade is fragrant, and the **** is rippling, and the trickle of dew drops the peony heart. Straight Rao matches the marriage, and the real stealing period tastes beautiful. ”
There is also a poem that says: "The lust and courage are like the sky is not free, and the love is deep and the meaning is secret." I only think about the celebration of the same day, how can I think that Xiao Wall will have trouble! Greedy for happiness, free travel, heroes and heroes take revenge. Please look at the affairs of the prince, the blood-stained dragon spring is the end. ”
The spirit ray is also a bit of a chance, in the early years of devouring a fallen monk, accidentally got a little incense magic inheritance, this time to steal the demon true monarch's incense wish power, is the desire born here. However, stealing the statue and stealing the incense is not so simple, and it requires great preparation! Therefore, it will take a few days for Li Hao to see the spirit dragon.
On this day, Chunyang routinely went to the yamen, and saw that the yamen was quite lively, the big house, the second room, and the third room of the county order were all gathered together, and there was a girl who was twenty-eight years old, and she was very watery, but between her eyebrows and eyes, she was a little similar to the Fan county order, hehe, this Fan county order gave birth to a good daughter!
Li Hao quietly hid aside, listened for a while, and it turned out that the county order sent back the news, saying that his family was going to be promoted to the government office, and the news was sent back early, so that the family was ready, and he was going to come back and take people to the city to enjoy the blessings.
Although Liu Qing and Liu Hong on the side looked excited on the surface, they secretly clenched their hands into fists, and they didn't know how to scold in their hearts, they finally got better, and they were about to be separated before they were comfortable, and in the hearts of this pair of little lovers, hehe. Li Hao was secretly happy in his heart, the opportunity had come.
Within an hour, a government official came to report, saying that the county order had entered the city, and the wives and children of the county order of the rear government hurried to the door to greet them. The big house of this county order, also thirty or forty years old, is the wife of the county order, and has suffered a lot, but gave birth to a son, and now he is also an adult, one stayed in the capital to study, and never followed the county order to work. And the second room of the county order is the daughter of a large family in the county town that she married after she won the promotion, and she is also the flat wife of the Ming media who is marrying, and gave birth to a daughter who is like a flower and jade, which is the girl who is 28 Fanghua. And the third room, it is Liu Hong, the county order saw it when he inspected the people's situation one day, and he was shocked at that time, and he wasted a lot of effort to get married.
It didn't take long for the county magistrate to return to the yamen in an official sedan chair, and when he got off the sedan chair, the eldest lady took two small ones to salute and said, "Master, why have you been there for so long?"
Although the eldest lady is old and decrepit, the county order may not have had sex with her for a long time, but the relationship between the two is still the same, the county order held the hand of his wife and said: "Mrs. is worried, the husband has now been promoted two levels in a row, and he has made the seven-grade county order of the city, and he will take his wife to enjoy happiness when he comes back today!"
"It's good that the husband is hanging, let's go into the house. The eldest lady said, and walked in with the county commander. There is the eldest lady, the second lady and the third lady have no qualifications to speak, the second lady is okay, after all, she has been married to the door for more than ten years, and she gave birth to a daughter, but the third lady is just getting started, plus she remembered the black bead, and she had a lot of calculations in her heart, and quietly gave Liu Qing a look.
After entering the living room and sitting down, the second lady and the third lady came forward to greet them, and the county magistrate smiled and nodded, and asked them to take out the gifts they had bought and distribute them.
"Father, what did you promise to buy for Ling'er?" the county magistrate's daughter came up and said, don't look gentle and virtuous on the outside, but she looks eccentric.
"Haha! How could I forget to buy a gift for my precious daughter!" the county magistrate laughed, took a long brocade box from the hand of the subordinate, opened it, and inside was a two-foot-long thin sword, looking at the decorative carving, but it was a daughter's home, the daughter of the county magistrate saw it, and excitedly snatched the sword, and took it in her hand and couldn't put it down.
"Thank you, father!" Ling'er thanked, the county magistrate smiled, but the second lady reprimanded: "What kind of style does the girl's family have to dance with knives and guns!"
Ling'er hurriedly hid behind the eldest lady and made a strange face towards the second lady, and the eldest lady smiled: "Sister, let Ling'er follow her if she likes it, our Ling'er is so beautiful, and she doesn't have to worry about not being able to get married, so she doesn't have to be so strict." ”
"Sister, you see, all of her stinky problems are all made by you. The second lady said helplessly.
Ling'er grinned and said to the eldest lady: "Aunt is the best, she still scolds me!"
"You girl, you just have a sweet mouth!" the eldest lady reached out and nodded on Ling'er's head.
At noon, the county commander's family had a lively reunion dinner, and the county commander took the third lady to take a nap. In the third lady's room, a gut battle was being staged on the bed, although the county order was a handful of years, but today it was many days without intercourse, and it was very brave, it had been attacked for two hours, and the sun had turned west, and it was not over.
Finally, half an hour later, the county order was finally finished, lying sweating profusely, panting heavily, looking like he was going to die. Liu Hongmei lay on the body of the county commander with silky eyes and said, "Master, you are so powerful today!"
The county magistrate didn't say anything, just panted vigorously, he was tired, and after a while, the county magistrate recovered a little bit and said, "Water, thirsty." ”
Liu Hong said, "Master, wait a minute. He turned over and got out of bed, poured a glass of water, and the county magistrate took it, drank it dry in one gulp, and then asked again, and drank a large pot of water to quench his thirst.
Liu Hong helped the county commander to lie down, pillowed the county commander's head on his jade legs, massaged his temples with both hands and said, "Master, where did you put another black bead?"
Somehow, the county magistrate said in a daze: "I have already sold Wuzhu, sold it for a thousand taels of silver, and it took eight hundred taels up and down to get such an official position." Liu Hong frowned, and then asked, "Then where are the remaining two hundred taels of silver?"
"The remaining two hundred taels are silver tickets, in the sleeve pockets of my clothes. ”