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And Yan Lao Wu did drink wine, and when he woke up tomorrow, I don't know what kind of attitude Lu Dao will have?

The upright Pizi Baifeng, who is familiar with so many classics, always has a trace of kindness in his heart, although his mouth is poisonous, he is willing to give people opportunities. Zi's father and son lived in Xiayan Village and did receive a lot of care.

And Bai Feng, the son of Bai Feng, is hot-blooded and impulsive in his heart, and he is unwilling to suffer the slightest grievance, whoever provokes him can't wait to beat someone to death with a stick.

After struggling for a long time, the east wind finally overwhelmed the west wind, and Zi Baifeng decided to temporarily suppress his impulse.

Thinking all the way, Zi Baifeng looked up, but found that the whole village was quiet.

"Click", Zi Baifeng turned his head, but the door on the side was latched, and there were a pair of black eyes in the crack of the door that blinked, and Zi Baifeng looked at each other for a moment, and then avoided in a panic.

Zi Baifeng suddenly realized that the news of the tax collection had spread throughout the village.

At this moment, in the whole village, I am afraid that there is no one who does not know the way!

Hide from me? If you hide from me, you can hide from the tax collectors? If hiding is useful, what do you want the officials and soldiers to do?

At this moment, Zi Baifeng only felt angry and funny. He said in his heart: "Since you are avoiding me, then I have to go to the door to collect taxes, see what you do!"

Zi Baifeng walked to the door, patted the door vigorously, and said loudly, "Is there anyone inside?"

"I know you're inside, don't hide, open the door!"

Zi Baifeng really had the demeanor of a dog official on TV at this time, and shouted viciously a few times, only to hear a small voice coming out of it: "No...... Nobody ......"

"Little lump?" Zi Baifeng shouted: "Open the door quickly, come to your house to collect taxes!"

This little lump is not a hunchbacked hunchback, but a lump of lumps, and the reason why it is called this name is because of the father of the little lump. It is said that when the old tuozi was born, he immediately pulled a piece of, so he was named Tuozi, whether this thing is true or not, I don't know if it's true, anyway, whoever mentions the old tuozi will be in a hurry.

"I ...... My dad said that whoever called the door would not open it......" Xiao Tuozi said weakly, he is about the same age as Xiao Shi, and his appearance is similar, he is all big heads and thin necks, and he looks malnourished, but unlike Xiao Shi who goes up the mountain and down the water every day, Xiao Tuozi always speaks softly, and he doesn't like to move much, this family is an honest person in Xiayan Village.

"What about your father? Is your father at home?"

"My dad said he wasn't there. ”

Zi Baifeng almost burst out laughing, he always felt that he shouldn't bully children, but why is this little nug so funny, Zi Baifeng can't help but want to bully him.

"Your father said he wasn't there, so did your father say your mother wasn't there?" Zi Baifeng asked.

So I heard the door inside, and Xiao Tuozi lowered his voice and asked, "Dad, is my mother here?"

After a while, there was a crying voice from inside: "My father said that my mother was not ...... either"

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Zi Baifeng finally couldn't help laughing wildly, the anger just now was swept away, he covered his stomach and pounded the wall, laughing darkly.

Maybe he felt his smile, above the sky, the thunderous laughter, under the earth, the dragon's laughter, and Zi Baifeng's laughter should be together.

"Uncle Qingshi, do you think it's funny too?" Zi Baifeng asked while covering his belly and panting.

Looking up, you can see the bluestone aura on the mountainside, changing into handwriting.

Well, funny. Bracket, nod.

Zi Baifeng imagined a big stone and nodded seriously and said that it was funny, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh wildly, and after laughing, he heard the crying inside, and then he realized that he had caused a big trouble again, and the little lump was beaten.

"Okay, okay, don't hit the kids, if you're not there, don't be there, I'll always come anyway. Zi Baifeng patted the chai door, turned around and left, but heard a squeak on the other side, someone opened the door, and glared at Zi Baifeng angrily: "Which dog cub is laughing, provoking grandpa's good sleep!"

The man was naked, wearing a pair of bull-nosed shorts on the bottom, his face was full of meat, and he looked fierce and vicious.

Lao Tuozi, a neighbor of a famous and honest man in the village, is a well-known gangster in the village, stealing chickens and dogs all day long, wandering around, and going to exchange for wine and drink when he has a little money, known as the four dogs.

Zi Baifeng was furious when he heard this, and said: "Four dogs, open your dog's eyes wide, it is your grandfather Zi Baifeng standing in front of you!"

For honest people, there are honest people's practices, and for gangsters, Zi Baifeng also has the demeanor of a gangster.

"Get out of here!" The four dogs punched him in the face, Zi Baifeng dodged, but he couldn't prevent the four dogs from being experienced in fighting, so he spread his big hand and grabbed Zi Baifeng, picked up the other hand, and punched him in the side of the face.

If it is about strength, Zi Baifeng can't beat the horse and can't match the four dogs, although there is a demon raising trick, but it seems that there is nothing in this demon raising recipe to improve the force value, Zi Baifeng was punched and kicked to the ground, embarrassed. He didn't expect that the four dogs would dare to fight.

Yan Lao Wu didn't dare to beat Zi Baifeng, that was because Yan Lao Wu was sensible, and he couldn't beat Lu Daoxiu, at least they couldn't beat the ordinary people. But where did the four dogs know about this? He only knew that the annoying nerd in the village of Lu Dao had disturbed his good dreams, and he would beat such a nerd once he saw it.

"With your little arms and legs, you still dare to argue with your grandfather?" The four dogs grabbed Zi Baifeng's collar with one hand and lifted him up, to say that these four dogs are also talented, in terms of strength alone, this bastard who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles all day long is not worse than Uncle Zhu, who fights tigers and wolves in the mountains every day.

Zi Baifeng struggled twice, but he couldn't let go, and then he heard the voice of the small stone: "You let go of my brother!"

Little Stone didn't know where the road came from, like a crazy calf, gritted his teeth and rushed towards the four dogs.

"Get out of the way!" The four dogs carried Zi Baifeng with one hand, and the small stone was edged away with the other hand, and the small stone fell a dog to eat shit, but he didn't say a word, got up again, hugged the thigh of the four dogs and bit it.

"Little stone!" Zi Baifeng was taken aback, "Four dogs, you dare to hit small stones, I won't let you eat and walk around!"

"Oh, you belong to a dog in this punishment...... "Now it's not a matter of the four dogs hitting the small stone, but the small stone biting the four dogs, and the four dogs waved their big fists and hit the top of the small stone's head.

How strong are the four dogs, this time it is solid, and the little stone is stupid if he doesn't die.

"Bah!" Zi Baifeng suddenly fought with spring thunder, and that roar was really like a spring thunder, rising from the sky and roaring from the ground, exploding in the ears of the four dogs, making his head buzz and dizzy.

Zi Baifeng took the opportunity to struggle away, as the so-called snake hit seven inches, kicking people to kick the crotch, Zi Baifeng pulled the small stone behind him, and then raised his legs, saying that it was too late and that was fast, and kicked under the crotch of the four dogs.

Uh-

Suddenly, the picture froze, and the gangsters became martial arts in a second.

The four dogs hugged his crotch and lay down, he rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, and struggled to say: "Little bastard, you are looking for death......"

Zi Baifeng pulled the small stone behind him, straightened his messy clothes, looked condescendingly at the four dogs kneeling on the ground, and said loudly: "Four dogs, even if you are guilty of kneeling and begging for mercy, it is useless, although I am just a showman, just a village leader, but after all, I am also a village leader appointed by the government, you disobey the order, and dare to beat people, I tell you, this is a capital crime!"

"Die your mother......" Sigou was still hard-mouthed, he struggled to get up, I have to say, these Sigou are still a tough man.

"Kill your mother B!" Zi Baifeng added a word to him and returned it to him, kicked him in the face, straightened his clothes, and said: "You wait here, I'll go and take the officers and soldiers to arrest you back!"

After saying that, he pulled the small stone and turned around and left.

The little stone walked away step by step, and seemed to be reluctant to give up on the taste of the thighs.

After walking a few steps, he looked up at Zi Baifeng and said excitedly: "Brother, you really want to bring officers and soldiers to arrest him!"

A look of excitement that fears that the world will not be chaotic.

Zi Baifeng glanced at him and said, "You really believe it, if I can bring officers and soldiers......" Zi Baifeng suddenly paused and slapped his head suddenly.

That's right, my brother is in such a difficult situation now, just because he doesn't have his own strength, as a dignified talent, dozens of families in Xiayan Village, parents and officials with a population of hundreds of people, he doesn't even have an entourage, and it's a shame to say it.

It's just a matter of collecting taxes and going out by yourself, and even the work of fighting has to be done by yourself, what a loss of identity!

When Young Master Ben takes a dozen or so wolf-like followers and stops at the door of each house, who dares not to pay the taxes obediently? Whoever dares not to pay them, will beat him, smash him, and rob him.

Well, it seems like a dog officer is not bad.

"Little Stone, you go home first, and ask my father if dinner is ready, I'm hungry. Zibai said, as soon as Xiao Shi heard what he was eating, he immediately touched his little belly, his little belly was already deflated, and he nodded again and again: "Well, I'll go now." ”

Seeing that the little stone turned around and left, Zi Baifeng told him uneasily: "You take a detour, don't be caught by the four dogs." ”

"Hmm!" Little Stone scratched his head in embarrassment and ran away from the other way.

Zi Baifeng saw that Xiaoshi had walked away, then he looked up in the direction of Qingshi, and asked quietly: "Uncle Qingshi, will you become an officer and soldier?"

Shake your head, no.

Zi Baifeng just asked, Da Qingshi has just arrived at the fourth realm to open his mind, and he can only use some natal spells. This natal spell, in Zi Baifeng's opinion, is probably "laughing".

However, now Zi Baifeng's brain is turning a lot, and as soon as his eyes roll, he has a B plan, and he turned around and walked towards the ancestral hall in the north of the village.