"Gui Li, tomorrow is the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Club Conference, the 10,000-year-old Yan Dan for the teacher should be carefully bred, the Queen Mother hinted that she has been a teacher for a long time"

"Got it, got it, master"

In front of the three-meter-high golden alchemy furnace, an old man dressed in a white robe, with a gossip gourd hanging from his waist, full of white hair, and eyebrows longer than his beard, patiently nagged at the careless apprentice in front of him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe white-haired old man is the founder of the elixir - Taishang Laojun. And the one with a collapsed expression was Taishang Laojun's most proud disciple - Gui Li.

"Look at you, I'm annoyed by the teacher again!"

"Master, you have said this sentence thirty-three times in the morning and twenty-six times in the afternoon! Apprentice, my ears are all calloused!" Gui Li said with white eyes as he plucked out his ears. Master, this is old!

"Is it?, the teacher hasn't said it enough sixty times?" Taishang Laojun asked, thought for a while, and then spoke, "Gui Li, tomorrow will be the queen mother's peach...... Gui Li, Gui Li, where are you going?

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Gui Li and Taishang Laojun stepped on the clouds and mist around the Tiangong Road and rushed to the Pan Tao Society.

"Taishang Laojun!" (the old man's voice came slowly)

"Ah, it's Venus!" (also the voice of the old man)

Gui Li looked at the Tai Bai Xing who looked like a white ball from a distance, and ran towards the master slowly, feeling depressed, these two old men were almost exactly the same in their clothes except for their different names. I was so embarrassed that I looked at the back of Tai Bai Xing several times and called the master. Then look at the immortals who come and go, see each other, say hello, and be together, all of them are smiling. Gui Li muttered in a disdainful voice:

"Have a peach party, eat a few bites of broken peaches, and even lose the majesty of the gods happily. A fairy without discipline!"

"I still take advantage of the time when the master and Tai Bai Xing chatter to go to the mortal world, the pig's trotters in the mortal world are much more delicious than peaches,"

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"Rock sugar gourd~" "Good rouge"

In Chang'an City, Gui Li was dressed in brocade, holding an ink fan in his left hand and a plain white robe. "Bang" opened the fan, shook it lightly a few times, and looked personable, like a rich boy in the mortal world. Guili didn't hang out, and went straight to Quanwei Building, looking familiar with the road.

"Gui Gongzi, please inside" Xiao Er warmly received

"The same old way"

"Well, the Tianzi box has been reserved for you, you rest first, and I will bring you yam pig's trotter soup" Xiao Erli cableway. It looks like Guili has come more than once or twice.

"Gui Gongzi, yam pig's trotter soup is here!" The shopkeeper carefully brought a soup pot the size of a basin to the table.

Gui Li has been staring at the soup pot with an obscene face since he was a second child. The shopkeeper was obviously not surprised, put down the soup pot and said, "You use it slowly", took the tip, closed the door and left.

Before the door closed, Gui Li's claws stretched out to the pig's trotters in the soup pot. Gui Li couldn't figure out how the Jade Emperor ascended to heaven back then, and the chickens and dogs followed, so why did the pig fall. I thought to myself and came to the conclusion that pigs are stupid. (Pig: ...... ）

Here Gui Li is happy to eat. The little gossip gourd in his pocket rang out "Didi". Gui Li wiped his clothes with one hand, took out the gossip gourd, and continued to hold the pig's trotters with the other hand.

"Comfortable, is it swollen? (Master, what's wrong??)" Gui Li spoke to the gossip gourd while gnawing.

"You little rabbit cub, talk again when the things in your mouth are clear" A voice came from the gossip gourd, "You hurry up and get back to the teacher"

"The peach meeting has begun? so soon!" "This day on the sky, a year on the earth, how can I say that it is only an hour, Gui Li thought depressedly.

"Oh, the Queen Mother started the Pan Tao Club in advance, wasn't it for the teacher's 10,000-year-old Yan Dan, boy, did you bring the pill with you?"

"Master, don't worry, don't worry!"

"If you check it again, I feel uneasy for the teacher."

"Got it, I'll check it out!"

Gui Li was quite helpless, took out a palm-sized sandalwood box from his arms, and muttered while opening the box: "Why can't the master trust my ability so much?"

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about, hurry up and show the teacher that Yan Dan is still there, and if you lose it, you won't break your legs!"

"Here, my legs won't bother you. Gui Li looked at the Zhu Yan Dan in the box and said angrily.

"Then you come back quickly, you will have a congratulatory gift soon!"

"Got it!"

Putting away the gossip gourd, Gui Li picked up the sandalwood box on the table again, stared at the Zhuyan Dan inside, and buried it in his heart: This Zhuyan Dan who can't eat pig's trotters because he can't eat it! However, the dramatic scene caught Gui Li off guard, because the box was open, and the Zhuyan Dan inside bounced back to the Zhuyan Dan because of the box hitting the table, and the Zhuyan Dan bounced out, bounced onto the table, and the faster it bounced, the more it bounced, and finally it was unfortunately bounced in the yam pig's trotter soup, and then dissolved at a lightning speed, solved, and the ,,,, incident was only a sip of tea from the beginning to the end.

"Master, you can break my leg!!" Gui Li stared at the yam pig's trotter soup and roared in a low voice! At this time, he thought of a hundred ways to commit suicide.

"Didi" "Boy, where are you going?" The Queen Mother has been staring at her teacher for a long time. Come back soon!"

The master's hurried voice came from his pocket, and Gui Li slowly took out the gossip gourd with a sad face.

"Master, I'm sorry for you!"

"Boy, I'm sorry for what, come back and be sorry for me!"

"Ten thousand years of Yan Dan is gone. ”

"What are you kidding with the teacher at this time, come back quickly, don't say anything, the Queen Mother called me. ”

"Master, master. ”

Gui Li looked at the yam pig's trotter soup, revealing an expression of death. Even if I die, I'm going to die......!

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In the heavenly court, the queen mother hinted again and again about the elixir of Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun pretended not to know on the surface, and secretly scolded in his heart: Little rabbit cub, when you come back as a teacher, you will be punished for planting herbs!

"Taishang Laojun, why are you absent-minded!"

"It's okay, it's okay, Venus, you rabbit cub, why did you come back!"

"Taishang Laojun, you dare to scold me?"

"The master is scolding me"

Tai Bai Xing heard the voice behind him, turned around and saw Gui Li, and then turned his head and glared at Taishang Laojun, "Don't talk to me before scolding the apprentice in the future." He shook the Zen in his hand and left without looking back.

"Hurry up and present the Ten Thousand Years Zhuyan Dan to the Queen Mother"

"Gone"

"What's Gone"

"Zhu Yan Dan, I ate it"

"You little rabbit cub, when is it, are you still joking, hehe, I'm smiling for the teacher, hurry up and take out the pills"

"Master, the elixir is really gone"

Gui Li told Taishang Laojun what happened in Quanwei Building. Taishang Laojun stood on tiptoe angrily and went to twist Gui Li's ears, and Gui Li cried out in pain while tilting his head. Because the movement was too big, it attracted the attention of the Queen Mother and the immortals.

"Taishang Laojun, what happened, you want to teach Gui Li like this?

"Queen Mother, this, hey"

"What's the matter, Gui Li is the next generation of Taishang Laojun that you personally selected, what mistake did he make, you physically punished him in front of the immortals like this?"

Gui Li saw that the master didn't know how to open his mouth to the Queen Mother, so he stepped forward and knelt down to the Queen Mother, and at the beginning of the mention of the pill, the Queen Mother had a smile in the corner of her eyes that could not be concealed. But the more she listened to it, the less she laughed, until she heard that the pill was eaten by Gui Li, and the Queen Mother finally couldn't help but be angry:

"You actually took my pill?"

"Back to the Queen Mother, the form was forced at that time, and it was really helpless to return to Li. The taste of the pill is Gui Li has tasted it for you, and the taste is average. It doesn't have any effect after eating. Gui Li began to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

The queen mother was Gui Li's messy talk, and suddenly there was no way to answer, listening to the whispered discussion of the immortals below, suddenly the words changed, looking at the anxious Taishang Laojun, the queen mother slapped the table angrily and said:

"Taishang Laojun, you say, how should I punish Gui Li for the crime of stealing my pill?!"

The immortals saw that the atmosphere was not right, and they all quieted down.

"Niangniang, this, this elixir for me, I haven't presented it to you yet,"

Taishang Laojun looked like he was spitting. When the Queen Mother heard this, her face was gloomy. Said in an unquestioning tone,

"Gui Li went down to the mortal world privately, violating the rules of heaven, since he likes to travel to the mortal world so much, why don't you just experience the life of a mortal?"

"Niangniang, don't do it, seven days later, Gui Li will be ranked in the immortal class and become the next generation of Taishang Laojun, he is gone, Taishang Laojun will be gone,"

"There are thousands of people who want to be Taishang Laojun, after seven days, I will pick out the most wise person for you at the immortal selection conference."

Gui Li never expected that in the end, the Queen Mother would remove her immortal bones. The painful process is that he wails and calls for the master. Taishang Laojun looked at Gui Li worriedly. was shouted by him so spinelessly in front of the immortals, he had no face at all, and glanced at Gui Li with disgust on his face. I only hope that the Queen Mother will immediately demote Gui Li to the mortal world.

"Queen Mother, if you are in the master and apprentice field, can the old immortal personally send him down to the mortal world?"

The Queen Mother nodded, only hummed, obviously not wanting to pay attention to Taishang Laojun.

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"Little rabbit cub, cultivate well in the mortal world, you must appear at the immortal selection meeting in seven days, and when the time comes, you will take alchemy as the theme, and with your talent, you will definitely become the successor of the teacher. ”

"Master, you are really my good master, I must work hard to cultivate. ”

In front of a dazzling door, Taishang Laojun struggled to support Gui Li, who had just shaved the fairy bones and was very weak.

"Okay, let's go quickly, out of this dazzling light gate, it is the mortal world, and the place has been selected for you" Taishang Laojun urged, this kid looks at a few taels of meat, why is it so heavy!

"Master, why aren't you sad at all, I've been demoted! I'm leaving you! I can't bear you!"

"It's only been seven days since I left, am I going to cry a lot! Put away your gossip gourd, and if you have any problems in the future, you can find a teacher, although the teacher can't help you, but he can still cheer you up!"

Gui Li glanced at Taishang Laojun dissatisfied, he shouldn't expect the master to say anything good!"Okay, I know, during the seven days that the master is not here, I am not allowed to drink the jade liquid secretly." I'm leaving. After speaking, let go of Taishang Laojun and walked into the Xuanguang Gate.