Chapter 9: The Principled Pig Demon
Su Lu went downstairs to settle the bill, and after booking a room, Shi Shiran walked out of the restaurant, turned two streets, and saw a fortune teller shop at the end of the street. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A thin old man, dressed in a greasy linen robe, a simple square table, and a white banner full of holes, read: Immortals guide the way.
Not a single guest.
Su Lu sat across the table, casually put a pack of roast chicken on the table, and said with a smile: "Please Xian Fuluan, astrology is a very technical job, not everyone can do it, tell me how many times you have been beaten in the past few days?"
The old man didn't have much meat on his body, he was as thin as an old osprey, and his pair of deep-set eyes stared at the fat roast chicken in a daze, and after hearing Su Lu's words, he replied unconsciously: "The stall just set up, I haven't been beaten a few times." ”
As soon as the old man finished speaking, he suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Su Lu vigilantly, and asked suspiciously: "This brother, we don't know each other, do we? What are you going to do?"
"Of course it's fortune telling," Su Lu smiled and pointed to the roast chicken and said, "This is the reward, if the calculation is accurate." ”
The old man looked at the roast chicken and swallowed it with difficulty, and then said, "Does the guest officer want to test the characters or approve the order?"
"Let's take a word test. ”
The old man laid out a piece of paper and a pen and said, "Write." ”
Su Lu took the brush and immediately wrote down a word: "Demon." ”
Seeing this, the panic in the old man's eyes flashed, he got up and put away the stall, hugged the roast chicken, and turned around and ran.
"Hey!" Su Lu slapped the table and shouted, "Do you have such a business?"
The old man is skinny, and his sallow face says that he has exhausted the hardships of life, and he can't eat enough, so how can he complete the task assigned by the king? The old man is poor and strong, and he has to go to the market and set up a fortune-telling stall with floating steps, at least, he can earn some money for steamed buns.
The old man's simple wish was shattered, and a lowly-looking Terran youth saw through his identity, and he could only run.
"Running won't solve any problems, why don't you find a restaurant and let's sit down and have a good talk? Su Lu stood at the mouth of the alley with a smile, this was a dead end, the old man panicked and cut off his own life.
The old man's face changed, cloudy and uncertain, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "I admit it, let you dispose of it, I only ask you for one thing, is it okay to send this roast chicken to Aunt Hu's house at No. 6 Wuyi Lane?"
Su Lu took the roast chicken in the old man's hand with a smile, turned his back and walked out, "Let's go, let's eat first, the sky and the earth are big, and the belly is the biggest." Also, I'm actually a demon. The old man hesitated for a moment, looked up and saw the flash of fire from Su Lu's fingertips, so he had to follow behind dejectedly.
Drunken Immortal Building, VIP private room, a table of dishes, an old man, a young man, one to eat, one to watch.
Su Lu's fingers tapped on the edge of the table, very rhythmic, the old man opposite was almost fighting with his life against the full table of food, the sea bowl of rice in front of him was stacked half a meter high, and he didn't seem to be full.
"You won't be gluttonous, will you?" Su Lu frowned and said, "I said what are you doing with that roast chicken in your arms?"
The old man touched his belly with satisfaction, and said shyly: "The king is smiling, the little one is the pig essence." This roast chicken should be kept for Aunt Hu. ”
Su Lu looked at the old man's seemingly straightforward face, and was completely convinced, Aunt Hu in Wuyi Lane was not a demon, just a kind old woman, and gave him a steamed bun when the pig spirit was poor and almost starved to death.
"Our king said that to be a demon, you must know how to repay your kindness, this is the principle. The pig demon's expression was very serious when he said this, which made Su Lu a little awe-inspired.
"Since you want to repay the favor, don't shiver so much, this is the gold that the lord rewarded you, and you can use it to buy some food and clothing and other things to give to others. Su Lu very much encourages similar thoughts in the monsters, rebirth as a demon is a very devastating thing, Su Lu found that it is impossible for him to enter the role as quickly as written in those online novels in the previous life, and then kill all sides, not in advance of a lifetime of family, friendship, and love The bond of love is tormenting Su Lu all the time, and the fact that he is a demon alone almost makes Su Lu go crazy, from a human to a demon, not only the change in identity, but also the impact of the three views brought by it is the most fatal. Does anyone know how Su Lu spent the first three months in Tiantai Mountain? He wants to watch with a smile as the little demons disemboweling and digging out the stomachs of the captured humans, and carefully guide these little demons with insufficient IQ balance to clean the internal organs of human beings, patiently remove the ribs on the chest muscles, and then chop them into minced meat by him, because the Tiantai Demon King likes to eat human barbecued pork buns!
So he grabbed the demon cultivation method of the Tiantai Demon King and entered the retreat state as soon as possible, hoping to use time to heal the wounds of the soul, the effect is there, after ten years of retreat, Su Lu almost forgot the fact that he was a monster, but the encounter in Qiyun Mountain clearly told Su Lu that this was just a dream beyond reality, because one of the main dishes used by the Gale Wind Demon King to entertain the demon kings from all walks of life turned out to be a human brain! The bloody human head was placed in front of Su Lu, and his frightened and unwilling eyes stared at Su Lu, how could he still be in the mood to eat.
Su Lu understands very well that he has a problem with his thoughts now, to paraphrase the proper noun of anthropology called the lack of identity, subjectively he still follows the set of social moral norms of human beings, but objectively he is a monster, a very contradictory combination, Su Lu confirmed that this problem is enough to make him worry for a thousand years, well, if he can live, it won't be long.
Therefore, he encouraged the emergence of any phenomenon close to the human mind among the monsters, if the monsters could abide by a set of etiquette, righteousness and shame like humans, then Su Lu's troubles would naturally disappear.
It's a fantasy, but it's also very likely, isn't it? Su Lu threw the pig demon a palm-sized gold nugget. The pig demon took the gold nugget in surprise and put it in his pocket, but still held the roast chicken.
The little demon who admitted death, Su Lu cleared his throat and asked, "I said, which king are you under the command?"
The pig demon sat precariously and replied in a proud tone: "I am the vanguard officer under the Great Throne of Pig Energy in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain!"
"Oh, how many people are there from your king this time, and where are they stationed?" Su Lumeng had some familiar feelings when he heard about the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, but he couldn't tell where he had heard it.
"When our king heard that the human race wanted to fight the idea of the Xuanyuan Tomb Great Sage Niangniang Dojo, he invited the kings of the three mountains and five mountains to rush over with hundreds of thousands of brothers, and now they are all hiding in the north of Qingqiu Mountain, and then the king sent me to the city to inquire about the information, but I was incompetent, not only failed to help the king, but also almost starved to death. At the end of the pig demon's speech, his tone was very low, and he seemed to be depressed.
Su Lu sighed and asked, "Fuling Mountain is more than 50,000 miles away, how did you come here?
After hearing this, the pig demon was stunned for a while and said, "We came here and walked for more than a year.
Running ... Su Lu looked at the sky speechlessly, then wrote a note, and then sent the pig demon to his own king, and he stayed in the guest room by himself, looking thoughtful.
In addition to the Qiyun Mountain Demon King Alliance, there is also a group of demon kings who also came to Xuanyuan Tomb, and they are stationed at the northern foot of Qingqiu Mountain, Qingqiu Mountain is vast, and the gale is stationed at the southern foothills, and the two mountains and rivers are blocked, it is estimated that they don't know each other's existence, since everyone has the same goal, Su Lu doesn't mind threading the needle and threading it and gathering everyone together, Su Lu estimates that the pig energy king will be happy to do this, otherwise the little demons under his command will starve to death sooner or later.