"Hahaha, bad uncle, you're scared of yourself!ahaha......" Yiyi laughed from ear to ear, she could finally laugh at the bad uncle!

In the basin, a dirty face was reflected in the water, and the front teeth glistened in the gaping mouth. www.biquge.info There were several big bags on that face, and one face was like a toad full of lumps.

What is the situation! Tang Yu carefully touched the bag on his face, except for a little stiffness, there was no other feeling, could it be that the little girl played a prank on me? He tugged hard, trying to get the bag down, but he pulled his teeth and shouted in pain.

The little girl smiled even more happily.

"Host, this is produced after the action of the myelin cleansing pill. ”

"What!" Tang Yu screamed, but instead of letting others discover the secrets of the system, he anxiously asked in his heart: "What's the matter? Didn't you say that there would be no dirt? Also, what's going on with these big bags?"

Yuanqiu said aggrievedly: "Host, I said that I wouldn't excrete toxins all over my body, but I didn't say that toxins won't come out at all!"

"It's still my fault! How long does it take to get rid of this poison?"

"Well, about half a year. ”

“......”

"Hey, uncle, what's wrong with you?" Yiyi saw that Tang Yu didn't speak, didn't cry or make trouble, and was very worried that he was scared stupid by his appearance.

"Little girl, do I look terrible?"

"Of course it's scary!" Yiyi replied seriously.

Although this sentence made Tang Yu sad and hurt the Arctic Ocean, he still asked strangely: "Then you still dare to talk to me?"

"My father taught me that in the eyes of doctors, there are only sick and healthy people, there are no good people and bad people, and there are no good-looking people and ugly people. Yiyi walked up to Tang Yu, stretched out her little hand and gently stroked Tang Yu's head, comforting: "Uncle, you don't have to be sad. Yiyi will never call you a bad uncle again! You don't have to worry about not finding friends, Yiyi will be friends with uncle in the future!"

"Uh......"

......

"Big brother, I'll go out for a walk!" After cultivating for a day, Tang Yu couldn't hold back the idea of going out to have a look, so he went to talk to Hong Li.

"Okay, don't go to the West Village! they don't welcome us people from the East Village!"

"Write it down! ”

The village is very large, and I heard Hong Li say that it takes more than a day to walk from one end of the village to the other, but it is really big enough.

The village is big, and there are many people in the village. It's not the farming season, and most people are getting together to brag and chat, except for those who go into the mountains to hunt. The children were giggling and joking. It is completely different from the imaginary scene of national cultivation.

From time to time, there are a few boxing people, but they are just the same as mortal martial arts, without the slightest magic.

Tang Yu walked for a long time, and only rushed back in the evening, and when he was about to get home, a heavy and solemn bell sounded between heaven and earth. Tang Yu thought that something big had happened in the village, so he quickly quickened his pace and ran back. After going back, I saw Hong Li and Yiyi standing in the courtyard looking up at the sky.

"Big brother, what's wrong?"

Hong Li sighed and said, "This is the death knell. As soon as the death knell rings, it means that a peerless master immortal has passed away, and the entire continent will sound the death knell for him as a sign of respect. ”

The peerless master? dead, the whole world mourns? Sure enough, the strong have face!

On this day, news came out from the Vermilion Bird Divine Clan, one of the top forces in the mainland: The current ancestor of the Vermilion Bird Divine Clan, one of the top masters in the mainland, has cultivated to the Fire Emperor in the early stage of the emperor, but due to the failure of the advancement, he went mad and unfortunately passed away.

The death knell rings in unison, and the whole world mourns.

A whole day.

......

In a castle suspended in the sky, a young man opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Zhenshan, even if he was here, Zhenshan still couldn't see the apex. "Visitors from outside the world gather in the three mountains, and the blood-colored sky is full of tears...... Finally, is it coming?"

An ethereal voice came from nowhere: "Are you afraid?"

The young man smiled lightly and said, "What am I afraid of?"

"Hehe......"

The castle is dead and silent.

Tang Yu didn't know that the dead Fire Emperor was the strange old man he had just met near Zhenshan.

In the evening, Tang Yu asked Hong Li about the doubts in his heart: "Big brother, I heard that there are cultivators in our world, but why does no one seem to cultivate in the village?"

Hong Li was silent for a moment, looking very depressed. He laughed self-deprecatingly and said, "We are all outcasts of heaven, hehe, even people abandoned by God...... We are cursed people, a group of outcasts from heaven, a group of outcasts!hahahaha......" Hong Li cried and laughed like crazy.

Tang Yu knew that he had asked a question that he shouldn't have asked, so he sat on the side and fidgeted, not daring to ask any more questions, until Hong Li calmed down a little, and then quietly left.

Back in his house, Tang Yu asked the system, what is the people abandoned by heaven.

"Host, none of the people in this village can cultivate the exercises of this world, even if they don't cultivate spiritual power and only the physical body, so they are called 'Heavenly Forsaken People'. ”

"Why is this happening? Is it really that Brother Hong can say that God curses?"

"The host permissions are insufficient, and the system cannot tell each other. ”

"Oh, in other words, shouldn't it be the cause of the so-called curse of the heavens?"

"Please don't speculate about what the system means. ”

"Okay, I don't want to, this matter, it doesn't have much to do with me anyway, being a mortal and living a peaceful life may not be a blessing for Brother Hong. ”

The next day, Tang Yu saw that Hong Li was still embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

Hong Li also saw Tang Yu, but it was as if nothing had happened, "Brother Tang, do you want to go out and have a look?"

"Oh, hehe, I'll go find a quiet place to practice...... Quietly, it's quiet, hehe. ”

"Brother Tang still has cultivation techniques?"

"Uh, there's one, hehe, there's one. Left by the strange old man. ”

"In this case, Brother Tang, I think you might as well go to the academy in Overwatch City to learn spells. Although you are older, the college pays attention to teaching and class, and you can still enter the school at your age. There are a lot of exercises and spells that can be learned in the academy, and the academy will also provide students with various cultivation resources, which is much better than groping around on their own. Besides, our 100,000 mountains are ominous places here, and staying here will delay you. ”

"And the academy that teaches spells? Then I really have to learn it. Otherwise, I don't know anything, what if something goes wrong with my cultivation. ”

"Since you are willing, it happens that the day after tomorrow is the day of enrollment for the academy, so you can pack up and hurry into the city, go to inquire about the situation first, and know what to do when you sign up. ”

Tang Yu touched his face, feeling that he really couldn't meet people like this, so he should wait for the next admission.

"Big brother, when is the next admission? I want to ......"

"Host, the system publishes the task:

As a single dog from Earth who is still abused today, do you miss the innocent friendship of your student days? Do you miss the goddess who used to watch silently? Then let's have another trip to the academy! Let your life no longer regret?

The content of the task, as a fake identity, participated in the college enrollment two days later, successfully enrolled, and captured the heart of the dean's daughter within two months.

Reward for success: A sweet kiss from the dean's daughter.

Failure Penalty: Five Thunderbolts. ”

"Hey, isn't it? You want me to pick up girls? Do you want me to be a stallion? I don't even know what people are like, if you sacrifice my handsome face in vain, isn't it a tyrannical thing? And do you dare to be more stingy with your reward? If the mission is successful, I can get a kiss from someone directly? And also, why is the reward so stingy and the punishment so severe? You don't want to kill me, do you?"

"Host, solemnly remind you:

First, the pickle girl task is just to exercise the host's low and inhumane emotional intelligence, and it will not be released often, and it will not let you be a stallion, which will delay the major event of system upgrade.

Second, doesn't the host think that with your current appearance, it is also worth being happy to have an ugly monster who looks at you?

Third, the host doesn't work hard to earn energy points, and the system doesn't have any surplus food as a reward!

Fourth, if the host has personally experienced the five thunderbolts, they will know that the system actually just wants to give the host a good time.

Oh, fifth, host, you have to take this task if you don't want to!"

"Yes, if you're happy, I'll be strong!"

"Hey, Brother Tang, what's wrong?"

"No, I'm just a little sore in my heart, a little cloudy in my brain, I feel very helpless, and my future is very confused!"

"Come, I'll take your pulse......"

"No need big brother, this is a heart disease, and I have to 'heart' to be treated! Big brother, I'll be ready to go to the enrollment later, alas, I don't know if I can see you again!" Tang Yu said sadly.

Hong Li also followed him and said sensationally: "Good brother, if you can't get along outside, come back, ah! This will always be your home! Even if you are not as good as a dog, you must remember to go back to your kennel!"

The big yellow dog in the family cooperated with the "Wangwang" twice to protest their bad behavior of forcibly occupying the kennel.

"Hey, big brother, I've written down all ......"

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!