(The protagonist Chisawa, the plot is hilarious, and the story of teaching you how to get your wife back after crossing over...) Where to write, you don't need to look at hh h with your brain, and update it from time to time ~)

Chisawa went to the toilet once in a hundred years. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The moment I came out and pushed the door open...

Oh, how can the girls wear so little.

"Ah!! there's a pervert, ah!!" a girl in a short-skirted school uniform screamed and kicked Chisawa out of the women's bathroom.

Looking up, it was like opening the door to a new world, and the corridor was full of girls in short skirts and stockings, and boys in short-sleeved shorts holding basketballs.

Chisawa squatted outside the door of the women's bathroom and thought about life.

"Where is this, who am I, why am I here, why are all mortals......"

An extremely excited voice came from above Chisawa's head, "Yo, Xiao Zeze, why are you squatting in the women's toilet here." ”

Chisawa looked up excitedly, and finally saw a glimmer of life in this completely strange world.

Jiuxiao was dressed in a white shirt and jeans, with short light brown hair neatly and refreshingly, squatted down and hugged Qianze's shoulders, and raised his hand to imagine the future, "It's a little promising, isn't it just that I was rejected by the school flower ugly, there are more beautiful goddesses in the world than her, go, tonight my brother will take you to Xishui Pavilion to pick up girls... Forehead... Take a bath and go. ”

Originally, Qian Ze's meeting of Jiuxiao was really comparable to meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country, but this joy disappeared immediately after Qian Ze looked down and saw the 2017 new ripped jeans wrapped around Jiuxiao's legs.

"It seems that this broken bird is also having a hard time. ”

Jiuxiao has always been nervous, and he didn't notice Chisawa suspected concussion symptoms at all, so he led Chisawa to the bedroom.

Qian Ze didn't ask much, looked around, and almost figured out that he was now in a school in an era when the people were very open, and Jiuxiao called it a university. Later, Chisawa found that he was also wearing a light blue sweatshirt that matched the style here.

Chisawa scratched her head, is it me dreaming now or was I dreaming before?

Two girls holding books walked in front of him, Chisawa was distracted while walking, and he bumped into someone coldly, and the touch of the bullet gave Chisawa a cleverness.

"Xuan'er?" Qian Ze came back to his senses, Mo Xuan was dressed in a tight black leather coat, with a thin anger on her face, and the books she was holding were all knocked to the ground by Qian Ze.

Jiuxiao looked indifferent and stood next to him to watch the excitement.

Qian Ze subconsciously grabbed Mo Xuan's hand, "Did it hurt?"

Mo Xuan was shocked by this person's shamelessness, her eyes widened, she pulled her hand out of Qian Ze's hand, grabbed Qian Ze's neckline, and her gentle voice as usual was filled with anger, "The surname is the emperor, if you move your hands and feet again, don't blame me for being polite." ”

The corners of Chisawa's mouth twitched.

Immediately afterwards, the girl with a long ponytail next to her raised her arms and sneered, "Cut, isn't it just a rich second generation, and it's like the school is run by your family all day long." ”

Hearing this voice, Qian Ze was even more thunderous.

Jiuxiao interjected dissatisfied, "Huayang, you are too partial and comprehensive, I am a good law-abiding citizen." ”

Huayang pulled Mo Xuan up and left, snorting, "Let's go, these two are not good birds." ”

Jiuxiao was silently aggrieved: "I'm a good bird. ”

Qian Ze was suddenly split into a 200-pound dog by the thunder of the Tribulation, and was dragged up to the bedroom building by Jiuxiao.

Pushed open the door, got on the bed and got off the table, the instant noodle boxes and slippers were all over the floor, and there were clothes piled up on the table and chairs on the wall, Jiuxiao turned around and had no place to sit, kicked open a few garbage bags, squatted on the ground and beat the glory of the king......

The poisonous scorpion was leaning on the pillow and typing with his tail hanging from his laptop, and when he saw Chisawa walking in with a declining face, his eyes were not slanted, and he hummed out of his nose, "What's wrong." ”

Jiuxiao said casually, "What else, the one thousand and two hundred and fifty times was rejected by Goddess Xuan." ”

The poisonous scorpion let out a faint sigh and continued to type.

Chisawa scratched her hair, "Are you my own brother?" ”

The poisonous scorpion didn't squint, and said while typing, "No, there are four or five alliance leaders today who are rewarding and urging changes, and today I have to catch up with 8,000 manuscripts, and I don't write an article to support you." ”

"Alliance Leader??" The faces of the heads of various Xuanjing Hall, the lords of Liuyunjian Stream, and the elders of various sects came to Qianze's mind.

Jiuxiao pressed his phone, "Are you stupid today?" Ripple is now the end of the foreign language network signed by the great god writer, and I only gave you 10,000 pocket money last month, you forgot." ”

Qian Ze simply translated Jiuxiao's words:

Ripple is now @ :~【》 @@/ " @ ]~()!

Chisawa said: "Ah, that's right. ”

Oh yes, what the end is a foreign language network.

(To be continued)

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Borrow here for a spoiler of the new book:

Brief introduction:

Master, which demon will be summoned to help?

The master waved his hand and summoned the number one Blood Cicada Division in the Ghost Murder God Record. The Old Demon of the Blood Cicada.

The master is mighty!

Music played at the altar, and the light shone in the altar.

A handsome young man hurriedly crawled out of the tank with a bun, "The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs!

After climbing out, I saw that everyone around me was looking at me, Jing Cicada soaked back in the tank and covered the lid, muttering, I went wrong and I went wrong...

Jing Chan is angry, you are a ghost.

After the audience explained their intentions, Jing Chan just wanted to ask, why! Ben Lao Mo slept well in the Hades Palace, did I agree to be summoned? I woke up and wanted to have breakfast and fell into the summoning cave after walking two steps! I almost knocked off half of Ben Lao Mo's teeth!

The hilarious story of the arrogant and lonely little sect leader x the crazy and ruthless cicada old devil.

The Blood Cicada Division, which has disappeared for ten years, reappears in the fairy world, if there is evil in the sky, the ghost is reborn, the sect leader, wait for me.

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