"Is there any paper?"

"Go! Get a piece of paper!"

Empty sadness said: "Paper?"

Paper is paper, wipe your butt paper, Zhu Dashao waved impatiently: "Go, go, hurry up, you don't wipe your butt after pooping...... Really!"

Empty and compassionate, so I had to frown and cover my nose and go out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a while, he walked back dryly and handed over something: "Give it." ”

"This!" Zhu Dashao looked at it and immediately became angry again: "No! The paper I want is paper, do you hear clearly?"

It's not right, in the empty hand, holding a dry branch~~

"There is no paper here, only this branch. ”

No way, poor, paper can't afford it, the branch wipes the ass: "This!"

Zhu Dashao sighed, expressed deep sympathy, then took the dry dry branch, walked aside, took off his pants, and squatted: "But, it's really ......."

I have to say that Zhu Dashao is a particular person, and he will never be able to do the matter of without wiping his belly: "Cough!"

Of course, there is a reason for the incident, the empty sorrow is cultivated to be deep, and the valley is full of food, and he doesn't at all: "Okay, what about the reason, I will also explain it to you, um!

Zhu Dashao lifted his pants and said calmly: "As for the hair, you can do it yourself, just watch it!"

"Give. ”

Kong Sorrow reached into his arms and took out a handful of hair: "Your hair." ”

Sure enough, the hair was black and bright, and there were some long and self-curling hair, which was the hair that Zhu Dashao accidentally lost: "Okay!"

"Great! Thank you, thank you!" Zhu Dashao was stunned for a while, and he didn't forget to thank him when he took it.

Then, with his head down, he gazed at his lost hair with great affection, and asked, "And then, and then?"

"And then?"

"yes, then, then you should take it, take my hair back, plant, no, grow! grow back!"

"Long ...... Go back?"

"Yes, yes!"

......

......

"No! No!" Zhu Dashao was about to cry: "It's not like this! It's not like this! Obviously, my hair grows on my head, you give it to me, no, it's not in my hands, it should grow, it grows here, on the top of my head!" You're lying, you're lying—"

Through!

The sound of the wooden fish sounded, and the empty sorrow sat on the ground: "Because the three fruits are unknown, the prosperous floating shadow is ashamed to become a poem." fell into the dream of red dust for no reason, and caused three thousand troubles. ”

At this moment, Zhu Dashao officially realized the Tao.

That is, he threw away his hair, and then picked up the kitchen knife, shook it, and roared: "Die!"

No more, talk more nonsense: "Take!"

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Zhu Dashao was skeptical, holding a kitchen knife: "Really?

After repeatedly weighing the pros and cons, the fierce inner struggle, and thinking about life for a long time: "Okay! I'll give it a try!"

It's a good idea to memorize scriptures, knock on wooden fish, and your hair will grow back.

This is the main process of Zhu Dashao becoming a monk and becoming a Buddhist man with honor.

It is rare in the world, and it can be described as peculiar.

If you don't accept it, you can't.

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The following is the origin of the legal name.

When, Zhu Dashao, who returned for the eighteenth time in vain, sat tired, hungry, sleepy and angry.

Sit, sit, and fell asleep.

Zhu Dashao snorted, and he called an incense when he slept on the ground.

In my sleep, I laugh freely.

That good dream, again.

One world, a paradise in heaven, all kinds of beauty, as if real.

In the same way, there is a hand, gently, caressing Zhu Dashao's head, very comfortable, very comfortable.

For a long time, and with a whisper.

- Nan no Ami, Buddha?

And when Zhu Dashao opened his eyes again, there was a bowl of clear water and three dried buns in front of him.

This, at first glance, is begged, this, it's simply not people eating land!

Zhu Dashao immediately snorted coldly, don't look over, and said that he would rather die than eat this, the food that comes to him is groaning!

Eat!

After a while, start eating.

No way, it's really hungry and thirsty.

So don't eat, don't eat in vain.

The water is cold, the frozen ground has a toothache, and the bun is rough and difficult to swallow.

Eating and eating, Zhu Dashao cried again, and the tears fell into two lines, one drop, one drop, and dripped into the bowl.

Why?

Zhu Dashao just wanted to ask, why?

I know that this is bitterness, and who do I say to if I am bitter, I can only say that I am jealous of the talent!

Just sighing with emotion, sad and inexplicable, the old monk spoke again: "By the way, I forgot to tell you that I set up a small Sumeru array outside the temple, if you go out and run around, you will get lost." ”

Zhu Dashao didn't hear it, and only took a bite of the bun viciously, one after another, one at a time, one at a time, chewing hard!

For this old thief, no matter what he says, Zhu Dashao is not ready to ignore him anymore anyway, never!

Labyrinth, labyrinth, ecstasy soup?

This is also so annoying!

"And, Zhong, I've got it back for you. The old monk chattered, and in a blink of an eye, he trembled and groped out a thing from his arms, generally half-dead, it seemed that his wish had been fulfilled, and he was ready to explain the future: "The little benefactor of the Zhu family, I told you, this thing has a great origin, and it is the ...... of the magic weapon of the heavenly realm."

Magic weapon?

Heaven!

Zhu Dashao's heart moved, and he looked fixedly-

After a moment, he commanded: "Bring it, give me one, take a look~~"

It is rare and rare, this golden Buddha has finally opened the golden mouth. Of course, this is also greedy. That can't be helped, there are too many bad people in this world, waiting for Zhu Dashao to be punished, there are too many monsters, waiting for Zhu Dashao to be subdued, and Zhu Dashao just lacks one at hand, take advantage of the magic weapon in his hand! The magic weapon is in hand, I have it in the world, hum! Now Zhu Dashao has it in his hand! The magic weapon is in his hand, study it carefully, look at a bell on the left, look at a bell on the right, it is still the bell, and it will become a bell in life!

Shake it, don't make a sound.

"Shenma?" Zhu Dashao shook his head and sneered: "Okay, I know!"

It means that the magic weapon, this is disobedience, disapproval, and great disrespect for the Lord!

So, as if sitting upright, he began to do it-

"Change!" Zhu Dashao shouted, and the sound shook the roof tiles!

"Fly!" Zhu Dashao shouted, his eyes were like electricity!

"Duh!" Zhu Dashao shouted, his spirit was vivid!

"Let's go!" Zhu Dashao shouted, pointing to the sky!

"I said, what are you doing?" the old monk on the side glared at him and asked curiously.

"Dodge away, don't look at me here, I'm busy, go!" Zhu Dashao couldn't bear to reply, and shouted again: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Taishang Laojun is about to show his spirit, move! Move! Move! Not moving? How can this be reasonable!" Phew-" Fu raised his hands and called out loudly: "God! Buddha! Quickly give me boundless magic power, use this, use this magic weapon, and destroy the bad guys!"

The voice is loud, the meaning is pious, the four fields echo, and the heavens and the earth listen quietly-

Long.

Calling the heavens and the earth is not spiritual, the earth and the earth should not be, the sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and there is no outcrop~~

"Ahem!" Zhu Dashao pretended to cough dryly, and felt a little embarrassed in his heart for a while: "This, this, by the way! Old monk, you said this magic weapon, how can you make it inside, uh! Listen to me?"

Kong Grief let out a breath of air and explained: "This thing is not an extraordinary product, it has its own spirituality, if you want to control it, you should tell it with your divine sense." ”

"Oh, that's the case!" Zhu Dashao's face showed a sudden expression, as if he understood: "So, what is divine consciousness?"

He is humble and studious, and he asks the bottom of it, but this problem is not easy to explain, and it is relatively deep.

And the empty sorrow is already a little impatient: "Well, to put it simply, it's the mind, as long as your mind is strong enough......"

"That's right!" Zhu Dashao slapped his thigh, his eyes brightened: "Idea! powerful? Haha, I'll tell you, my Zhu Dashao's idea is the most powerful, you see!"

Speak, sit upright with your eyes closed, put your hands on your knees, and make a solemn appearance.

After a moment, he opened his eyes and smiled, "How?"

"Awesome!" Kong Bei was not only impatient, but also had a headache: "Yes, it is very, powerful!"

Long.

Here, Zhu Dashao reluctantly accepted the magic weapon, and gnawed on the dry bun tastelessly, and temporarily stopped it.

Kong Bei said: "As a monk, you need a Dharma name. ”

"You're just a monk, you're sick, go, sit, sit!" Zhu Dashao blasted.

Empty sorrow said to himself: "The color is not different from the empty, the empty is not different from the color, I never use empty words, you never use words." ”

"No,, go, ignore me, I'm annoyed!" Zhu Dashao said annoyedly.

Kong Bei said happily: "No fart? Very good, in the future, you will be called no fart." ”

"No, I'm sorry! You don't talk nonsense, anyway, I can't do it here, I just can't do it!" Zhu Dashao said angrily.

Kong Bei suddenly said: "No, well, it's okay, you will not be able to do it in the future." ”

"You can't do it! How can this be reasonable! I don't want it, hum! I don't accept it! No!" Zhu Dashao was furious, and he was furious!

All right.

If you don't accept it, you can't.