Li Lian: "...... Why don't you tell me how you feel after absorbing the divine thoughts for the first live broadcast?"

"After collecting people, you still need people to talk about your feelings?

The corners of Li Lian's mouth twitched, he really wanted to ban this product. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Fortunately, before he made up his mind, Chen Fan finally said seriously.

"After watching the live broadcast of your cultivation realm last night, I felt very sleepy in a daze, and I fell asleep all of a sudden, and I slept until dawn. ”

"Usually the pressure at work is a bit big, usually wake up at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, can't sleep, get up in the morning and get sleepy, this morning I feel very energetic, full of energy. ”

"Hey, how do you say that I took you up?"

Li Lian: "...... After the live broadcast, I do feel that there is something more in my mind, absorbing a little divine thought is probably the reason why you are particularly sleepy, looking at your description, it seems that it can be supplemented by sleep, and the little divine thought absorbed can be refined to enhance divine consciousness, and then look at the follow-up impact. ”

Chen Fan: "You can enhance your divine consciousness through live broadcast, and I can sleep better, which is good for both parties......!

Li Lian: "?"

"Double cultivation?"

"Ding--"

"You have been banned by your system administrator. ”

In the future, the entire live broadcast room will be discolored, and the ultimate mystery that cannot be avoided - the Great Forbidden Speech Technique--, has finally officially debuted here.

"Can you tell me about the impact of this live broadcast on your real life after waking up?" Li Lian suddenly remembered a question and lifted the ban.

"Hey, hey, hey--"

"Finally able to speak again. ”

"It doesn't have much of an impact. Although I clearly remember the whole live broadcast process, it is strange that it cannot be expressed in words, actions, etc. ”

Li Lian breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that the number of viewers can only be increased through realm improvement, and there is no way to expand my crossing on a large scale, this kind of black technology-like thing can be summarized as an anomaly in the live broadcast room." ”

"If you really know that there are people in the world who have crossed over, maybe you can even cause a crossing tide. ”

"Anyway, I forgot to ask you last time, how did you cross over?"

"Is it jumping off a cliff to cross, or going online to knock over bubble noodles and being electrocuted, or saving children or the elderly on the road, or enduring humiliation and burden, hiberning for many days to avenge his girlfriend but being killed and then crossing?"

Li Lian: "The Buddha said that he can't say it. ”

"If you don't say it, you don't say it. Take me around your room first, and I'll see how the so-called monk lives?"

"Good. ”

The fruit house of the Thousand Nest Tree is divided into three parts, the largest part is used for living and cultivating, and on one side of the wall there is a wooden bed made of the branches and leaves of the tree, and a white ****** is placed in the middle, which is quite simple.

The small part was used for storage and one for spare, as a place for the monks to prepare talismans.

"Your conditions are too bad! Although it looks environmentally friendly and healthy, life is too monotonous!"

"The biggest problem is that you can't use the internet, you can't play games, read novels, or watch movies. ”

Li Lian sighed: "Yes, let's not talk about anything else, it turned out that there were many T treasured love action movies, but now they are gone." ”

"Old driver, have you shown your original form?"

Li Lian: "... ”

"There are good and bad things to cross, this kind of day is torment for a big otaku like me, what do you say you do with a live broadcast room, why don't you bring a system, and then connect with the earth? ”

Li Lian: "Cultivation is a wonderful thing, especially when you break through, it is very addictive to feel the improvement of your strength. ”

"Besides, it's not bad to be able to see this bizarre cultivation world, but it can only be said that each has its own wonderful. ”

Chen Fan: "Okay, everyone has their own ambitions. ”

He continued in the chat.

"By the way, don't you cultivators have to eat and go to the toilet?

"It's enough to absorb spiritual energy at ordinary times, and there are also spiritual fruits and spiritual dew to supplement, these spiritual objects contain very few impurities, and they can be discharged by breathing and exhaling when cultivating. ”

"Excreting with your mouth, it's quite a heavy taste!"

"If you don't need to pee, the function of the ****** will be degraded, do you think that after hundreds of millions of years, the cultivators will have a ******?"

Li Lian: "... I don't cultivate much, don't lie to me. ”

"It's okay if you don't have to go to the toilet.,I always feel like or something walking with Xiuxian.,The style of painting is too inconsistent.。 ”

"Think about it, a fairy who is high up in the sky and floats out of the dust, and then one day, he is constipated. ”

Li Lian felt that something was wrong with the development again.

"You can imagine that the immortal is squatting on the pit, pouting his ass, and with a painful expression, he squeezes and squeezes out, squeezes and squeezes, oh fuck, the picture is so beautiful. ”

I'm so stumbling, the picture is too magical.

Li Lian burst into tears.

Skipping this topic, at Chen Fan's request, Li Lian decided to go out for a walk and take him to see the cultivators in the other world, especially the female cultivators.

He rode the wings of the wind and flew to the top of the Thousand Nest Tree.

The Thousand Nest Tree gradually thickens from the bottom to the top, and the top of the tree is a flat land with a radius of 100 feet.

The top of the tree is the gathering place of the Qi refining stage disciples on each tree, and they usually come mainly to trade, or accept sect tasks.

The wind wings flew towards the top of the tree at an extremely gentle speed, and Chen Fan was still chattering in the chat room.

"Brother just watched the new film yesterday, what's the matter, envy, right?"

"What do you say you're doing here? It's not entertaining. ”

"Crossing is crossing, coming over to say that it sounds good is cultivation, in fact, he is still a war scumbag, why don't you cross over and become a second generation of immortals? ”

As he spoke, the wings of the wind rested on the edge of the treetops.

"Anyway, in a situation like yours, I won't ...... to death"

"Wow!

"Ten points!"

"This is also very!"

"It's all ten!"

Li Lian: "It's nothing to kill you?"

"I won't stay on Earth even if I die!"

"God, please open your eyes and let me cross!"

It's so undisciplined.

"Hey, this fairy sister is too white, and I finally saw what kind of skin is like condensation, bullying frost and snow, white and red, different. ”

"The figure is all good, if you increase one point, you will be fat, and if you lose one point, you will be thin, just right. ”

"Tsk, this temperament, don't say much, it's just praise!"

"This little waist is twisted, it makes my brother's heart itch, keep up, keep up!"

Li Lian's eyes did not squint, and his expression was calm.

Why the hell do you want me to tail a foundation building senior?

At this time, there was another female monk on the opposite side, dressed in a cool dress, with a large patch of fair skin on her chest.

"I can't stand the birds! The unicorn arm that I have sealed for many seconds is about to attack!"

How many seconds has it been sealed?Well, the chat room on the other side uses the Jiugong input method, it must be, Li Lian still didn't squint.

"Brother Lian, you are my brother, you are my brother, go over quickly!"

"I want a close-up!"

"Big close-up!"

"I want a high-definition close-up!"