Chapter Twenty-Five: The Scavengers Alliance
Because he was very engaged in chatting, it wasn't until it was late that Yiyi came to remind him that Tang Yu realized that when he returned home with Yiyi, it was already midnight. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Hongli was still waiting for them in the courtyard, and the cool wind couldn't even calm his wrinkled face, and Tang Yu couldn't help but be counted a few words.
Next, he stayed in Huilun Village for a few days, and every day he would take Yiyi to Yan Yi's house to have a look, but he was at ease. But late at night, when I lie alone in bed, I always feel lonely and scared in my heart. Finally, five days later, he decided to go back to the academy to study. After saying goodbye to Hong Li Yanyi, he embarked on the road that had just been walked for a short time. The flowers and plants on both sides of the road have begun to wither, and they are no longer the last time they were seen.
After arriving at the academy, the gate of the academy was closed, and the gatekeeper told him that the academy was under martial law these days, and no one was allowed to enter or leave without the college's high-end identity card. Where did Tang Yu have that high-level identity card, he reasoned with them outside the door for a long time, but he didn't let them in, and finally Tang Yu had to go to the inn first. Because I had a good impression of the Xianmanlou Inn, I still lived there this time. At night, he sorted out the things on his body, opened the system space to take a look, and immediately burst into tears, except for the little ants, the stand-in charm that became two halves, and a few ordinary storage bags, the storage ring containing all the spirit stones was gone!
The next day, the academy still wouldn't let him in, and he wandered around the city all day. Originally, he was still thinking of finding something, maybe he could find a few buried treasures, but in his eyes, the difference between everything was only new and old, so he had no choice but to give up the idea of picking up the leak.
On the third day, martial law was finally lifted and free access was allowed. For a while, countless students ran out, and they were like sheep out of the circle, and they were suffocated in the academy every day, which was really unbearable torture for them. Tang Yu waited for the crowd to be reduced before entering the door, otherwise he would have to be squeezed into a meat bun. The people in the academy looked at him strangely, and many people followed him all the way. Tang Yu's heart became flustered, could it be the same as last time, they were here to find trouble? What should I do? Tang Yu was really anxious. All the treasures he exchanged were gone, except for the inner armor that was not expected to work. What if these people were to attack him?
But now that the back roads have been blocked, he can't escape if he wants to. I can only hope that the academy is righteous enough to ensure that he is not destroyed. In order to better save his life, Tang Yu straightened his waist, put his hands behind his back, did not squint, and smiled, as if he was being admired by the world. Sure enough, this time, the people who followed him were a lot more cautious and gradually distanced themselves from him.
I finally managed to get to the door of the dormitory, but fortunately, those people never made a move. Tang Yu was relieved, and when he entered the dormitory door, they couldn't deal with him. Tang Yu took out the identity jade slip, and was just about to open the door, when the person behind him shouted, "It's him! Catch him!" and then swarmed up. Tang Yu was frightened, this is over!
Unexpectedly, after the group of people ran up, instead of beating him, they hugged him enthusiastically and even touched him. Tang Yu was really confused at this moment, could it be that this was some kind of powerful group attack formation that could prevent him from escaping?
At this time, everyone shouted: "Senior Brother Ming, good job! Senior Brother Ming, good job!" It turned out that he wasn't here to find trouble! Tang Yu finally put his mind at ease, he didn't expect to have so many fans by accident. Hey, this person, the charm is too great, it's just a lot of trouble! Tang Yu complained in his heart, and said to everyone: "Brothers and sisters, let me go first, line up for autographs, and lean over the beauties who want to kiss and hug!"
After a crackling fist, Tang Yu's body was blue and red. Hey, I know that the charm of being a man can't be too big, you see, even the fist can't help but be close and close. After pacifying the more irritable and impulsive fist, Tang Yu signed a lot of signatures, and the group returned satisfied.
Not long after entering the dormitory, someone came again. "Hey, it's too charming, it's my fault!" Tang Yu put on a veil depressedly, and when he opened the door, he was about to take the pen and paper and sign for him.
The man outside handed him a small piece of paper and said, "Brother, if there is any scrap, take it out quickly." The whole of Overwatch knows that my bid has always been fair, and I won't let you suffer!"
Tang Yu was just about to sign, when he saw that the piece of paper read: "There is too much garbage and you don't want to throw it away?
The only officially designated garbage collection organization in the Sealed Demon Continent, specializing in garbage collection for 3 million years, the Waste Pickers Alliance will give you the most intimate service!
The price is fair, the door-to-door service is on call, what are you waiting for?
Overwatch City Scavenger Number: No. 3, Zhao Xiaopang, at your service!"
What the hell is this?!Why did you still mess up the rags?"Hey, brother, you're in the wrong place, right?" Tang Yu asked, staring at the fat man in front of him.
The fat man had small eyes, hidden in the greasy fat, and it looked like he had drawn two lines in the eyes. He is really fat enough, it doesn't look like he will be less than four hundred pounds, and I'm really worried about his calves.
Probably because the fat was blocking his vision, Zhao Xiaopang used his fat fingers to pull open his eyelids to make his eyes as wide as possible. After watching it for a while, Zhao Xiaopang screamed like a ghost: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
"I said brother, what do you want to do, please don't make a loud noise here with me, people can't think I'm insulting you when they see it!"
"Oh my God, oh my God, oh - brother, no, Boss Ming! You are really my idol! A person who has no cultivation has defeated a great master in the peak stage, oh my God, Boss Ming, you are so handsome! I love you!" Zhao Xiaopang said nymphomaniacly, wanting to hug Tang Yu.
Tang Yu was so frightened that he immediately threatened him: "Hey, don't come here, I'll do my job if you come over again!" Zhao Xiaopang retreated in disappointment, wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and said in a choked voice: "Boss Ming, people really love you!"
"Stop, stop, stop! What the hell are you, what are you doing here?" Tang Yu felt that in the blink of an eye, the painting style of the whole world had suddenly changed? It was okay to have a scavenger alliance for some reason, but this big fat man said shyly that he liked him, what was the situation? He was a real man! Could it be that he had crossed over to the country of men?
"Boss Ming, I'm a member of the Scavengers Alliance! The Scavengers Alliance specializes in helping people dispose of useless garbage. Oh my God, Boss Ming, you haven't heard of our Scavenger Alliance, have you?" Zhao Xiaopang looked at Tang Yu and shook his head, feeling really loveless. Their Waste Pickers Alliance is the second largest force in the world, and it has been engaged in the great cause of collecting garbage for three million years, and it can be said that unborn children know it, but Tang Yu, a big celebrity, doesn't even know it? Oh my God, this must be done by someone who hid in the deep mountains and old forests three million years ago and never came out again!
"Scavenger Alliance, this is the Sealed Demon Continent, are you from the Sealed Demon Continent?" Tang Yu asked.
"Of course!Otherwise, where else could I be?Boss Ming, you can't have been hiding in the deep mountains and old forests and never come out, right?" Zhao Xiaopang swore that if Tang Yu dared to answer no, he would definitely commit suicide by hitting the goddess in his heart!
Fortunately, Tang Yu replied "yes" and rescued an innocent beauty. "How can you tell that I have been staying in the mountains and old forests. I did just recently come down the mountain. ”
"I'll just say it! Boss Ming, you just came down the mountain, I don't know, in fact, our Scavengers Alliance is the most powerful force in the world, there are countless masters, branches all over the world, rich and rivaled the world! Boss Ming, join our Scavengers Alliance, I believe that with your reputation, you will definitely be able to receive a lot of garbage, more garbage than me, and quickly make a fortune and become a master! How about it, Boss Ming, nod, the two of us will collect garbage together in the future, and laugh at the waste scavenging world!" Zhao Xiaopang's saliva flowed all over the ground.
Tang Yu thought of carrying Zhao Xiaopang's huge body on his back, walking through the streets and shouting, "Garbage, collect garbage, delicious and cheap garbage...... Ahh "No, no, no, I am resolutely not a waste picker, you should be yourself!" Tang Yu's hands were like clockwork, swinging quickly, and he couldn't stop at all.
"Hey, Boss Ming, one day you will regret that there was a precious opportunity in front of you, but you didn't cherish it!" Zhao Xiaopang said regretfully.
Tang Yu was almost about to be broken by him, so he quickly interrupted him and said, "What do you want to do, say it quickly!"
Zhao Xiaopang replied wryly: "Boss Ming, you that, that, if there is any unwanted garbage, give it to me, your underwear is fine!"
"Poof-" Tang Yu almost squirted a mouthful of old blood to the big fat man, he said speechlessly: "No, I don't have any garbage here, let alone underwear, I never wear underwear, please go quickly!"
"Hey. Don't rush me away, Boss Ming! It's okay if you don't wear panties, and I don't wear them either. Then think about it, if there is any ancestral garbage, such as big black stones, useless swords and the like, it's okay!"
Ancestral garbage? Your ancestral heirloom is garbage, right! Even if my family's ancestral heirloom is useless, it will be a good material for aliens to study the history of the earth after the extinction of mankind!" "I said no! I don't even have a hair here, you can leave quickly!" Tang Yu finished speaking, then entered the house and closed the door.
Zhao Xiaopang shook his head outside the house and sighed for a while, feeling very sorry for not being able to grasp Tang Yu's talent. Seeing that Tang Yu didn't open the door, he left disappointed.