7. Called Flower Chicken
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Multiple choice questions, choose one of the two.
Money and beauty, happy and leisurely, that is a kind of life, a kind of enjoyment, a high-level enjoyment.
That's one of the options, and the second option, that is, the gang of the Black Wind Poor Bandits, who are poor day by day, eat pickles, and suffer all kinds of unsatisfactory crimes.
Of course, everyone can do such a multiple-choice question.
Now, it's done.
Two results: "Yes!"
Big brother is big brother, big brother is always right, Song Wuji Wushuang laughed at each other: "Wise and martial, still big brother!"
What turns out to be wrong is right, and what turns out to be right is also wrong.
It turns out that such a question has been done in the first place.
Yes, the three brothers of the year have already made the same choice.
Also, one hundred and twenty gold bricks, is it enough to score?
Forty thieves, eighty brothers?
Not to mention the world, the world is too big, and there are countless poor families who lack food and clothing in these ten miles and eight townships, and there are as many as cow hairs: "Brothers-"
Therefore, this gold brick pry is still not enough, so at this time, you must not stop: "Brothers!!"
The brave and invincible tiger had tears in his eyes, raised his arms and shouted: "The original oath, do you remember?"
There was a moment of silence.
A group of thieves shouted in unison: "Running horses to help the north and the south, helping the east and west day by day, there is morning and dusk in the four places, and the smoke rises from the eight directions."
"Within this radius of hundreds of miles, but there is one person, who eats chaff and swallows-" As if entering the gang, when he made an oath, the three masters then shouted: "How am I?"
"Eat the bran!"
"But there is one person, who is the curtain of heaven and earth, what am I?"
"Sweep the ground!"
"I wear a hundred clothes, I eat a thousand meals, but I have to bring a copper plate, how can I be?"
"Yet!"
"But I've got to get a lot of money, what am I?"
"Yet!"
"Love is as deep as the sea, grace is as heavy as a mountain, the grace of a drop of water gushes in the spring, what about the grace like a mountain?"
"Still, in general!
Heaven and earth are proof, the sun and the moon can be seen, and the original oath is engraved in my heart: "For thieves and bandits, do not violate our hearts! Do chivalrous deeds and help the needy!"
Finished.
They all cried.
Identity can be humble, status can be low, but what is indelible is the ideal and dignity: "Woo~~Woo~~Woowoo~~"
Strangely, everyone was silent, and only one person cried bitterly: "Hey!"
Tie Dan sighed: "Boss, boss, are you crying again?"
Zhang Desheng cried: "I, I, I don't know, woo, I'm in my heart, in my heart, woo......"
I cry because of pride.
At that time, Zhang Desheng didn't know it, and only Zhang Desheng was the first time, and he really saw what the black wind thief was: "Old man!"
"Order!"
On this night, the victorious general Zhang Desheng finally joined the gang and gloriously became one of the forty thieves: "Tan-"
The meaning of exploration is to train courage.
Everything is clear, there is no need to probe again, today's task is to pry him one hundred and twelve gold bricks!
It's not too difficult.
It was Zhang Desheng who acted alone, this was the first time that General Chang Sheng acted alone, just like Zhao Zilong of Changbanpo: "Wotou?
Here it comes!
At this moment, Zhu Dashao has been waiting for a long time: "BRICS! BRICS!"
At that time, Zhang Desheng never expected that after this code was matched, what came out was one: "...... alive"
Just one word, killed on the spot: "What?"
"Huh?"
"Brother Monkey?"
"It's weird, how did you do it, this is ......"
"Hey, hey!"
?
......
After a while.
Zhang Desheng cried: "Really, really, I didn't deceive people, woo, I, I, anyway, it's a pig's head woo......"
Finished.
It's really over.
The Living Buddha is gone.
That demon actually sent a pig demon to guard the door, which is really insidious.
What to do?
The point is, it has been discovered, the pig demon is not terrible, what is terrible is the shemale: "Big brother, big brother, just listen to me-"
No one is a fool.
Since the demon power is vast, how can you not know all these things?
Perhaps, Shenma has seen the situation for him, and he has eavesdropped on it, so it is better to ......
Stop?
Vote.
Voted unanimously and unanimously adopted.
Take it when you see it.
It is at this time, at that time, that time, that the lofty ideals of the sky, but also no match for a pig's head: "Hey!"
Yong Invincible was extremely helpless, and sighed: "That's it, that's it!"
Afterwards.
There is no afterthought, there is Zhu Dashao, there is only before, during the event, and there is no afterthought: "Immortal Zun, Ye Xianzun~~ I really, I really can't hold it back!"
Zhu Dashao pleaded through the door: "There is a way that people have three urgency, and you can't be sloppy, so you just let me out, inside, it's convenient?"
There was no movement.
"This villain, why don't you go to!" Zhu Dashao cursed secretly, and continued to move with emotion, knowing that he reasoned: "Ahh......h Belly...... Oh! It hurts! Ah!!hh......h
With a creak, the door opened.
It's not the front door, but the back door, that is, the gate of the Golden Treasure House behind Zhu Dashao's buttocks: "Yay!"
Zhu Dashao cheered, took three steps and made two steps, and jumped out of the house: "Brother Monkey - Brother Monkey - Wukong!! Wait a minute, wait a minute, be a teacher, say a good ...... inside"
It's called a flower chicken, and there is wood?
Last night, I said okay, I'll send a flower chicken today.
The chicken didn't eat it, and the people scared away, such an ending Zhu Dashao couldn't accept, so he made a little trick and made the door open: "It's called Huaji! It's called Huaji! I'm coming! I'm coming-"
Hu Tian is dark, the suburbs are remote, Zhu Dashao is running wildly: "Good demon monkey, where to go! Ding! Dingding, Dingding-"
At that time, Ma Du was shocked: "Definitely!"
Twenty horses, forty men, all fixed on the spot, keeping their heads back: "God?"
Indeed, the pig demon, the pig-headed human body: "Holy?"
But looking at the clothes, the posture is fairy, and it is clear that it is an inner one, an old acquaintance: "Live?"
Well, the effect has been achieved.
Zhu Dashao stopped suddenly, gasped twice, and said with a smile: "Brothers, I'm here!"
“......”
He achieved the effect, and the gangsters were shocked: "What, talk, this, don't you know me?"
"Holy, Holy Monk?"
"Hmm~~"
"Lord Living Buddha?"
"Yes!"
"You, you are old, this, I haven't seen you for a day, how can you have a handsome face and become this, so ......"
"What?"
???????????????????? is a question mark over everyone's head????????????????????
To a flashing, bald head with a bold large size-
?
After a while.
No one has the courage to expose it, only the iron courage, and muster up the courage: "Live, Living Buddha, I don't know if you deign to come here, what are you doing?"
That's right, there is an answer only when there is a question, Zhu Dashao smiled and said: "I-want to join the gang!"
"Huh?"
"Joining, joining, joining?"
"Huh?"
Bandits, fools and robbers, Zhu Dashao sighed: "What, aren't you welcome?"
“......”
No one spoke.
Zhu Dashao said disappointedly: "Okay, since that's the case, then I'll ......."
Speaking and pretentiously leaving, his face was full of regret, but seeing such a talented person in the world, he was brave and invincible, and he never let go of the truth: "Hero!
Another time.
Negotiation.
“...... Tired and tired, I don't care about food, there is no one in my eyes, I look at each other coldly!" Zhu Dashao was fierce and talked eloquently: "It's especially hateful, especially hateful, you have to lock others in a dark room, don't let you and pee, suffocate people to death, and go crazy!"
Forty thieves, sitting in a circle, listened attentively, and looked at each other in shock: "Evil, evil, how vicious!"
Zhu Dashao paced with his hands down, nodded and sighed: "Such a person cannot be called a human being at all, it can only be said that his conscience has been eaten by dogs and turned into livestock, and pigs and dogs are not as good!"
"Oh, really!" all the bandits said yes, and they were concerned: "This is really, too much!"
"That's right, I, Zhu Dashao, how can I swallow this breath of bird's breath!" Zhu Dashao stopped, looked at the sky and sighed: "There is a way, the scholar dies for his confidant, and the good bird chooses the tree to perch, I, Zhu Dashao, am in the company of such a villain, the rat generation, it is completely a pearl and jade, defeated, no, bead head, inside, how to say it?"
Everyone is poor, but Wushuang smiled and said: "It's all, Mingzhu secretly casts!"
"That's right!" Zhu Dashao nodded, and said: "Mingzhu, secretly cast, the result is that it is miserable! Therefore, I, Zhu Dashao, want to abandon the secret and cast into the light, change the evil, change, cough! For the benefit of all the people, wholeheartedly-"
As he spoke, he raised his right hand and pointed his index finger to the sky: "One heart, one mind, one horse Pingchuan!"
In a word, it is difficult to chase the horse!
Applaud!
Okay!
That night, Zhu Dashao successfully turned against the water, abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, and gloriously became a black wind thief, with a seat of forty-one.
"Don't be afraid!"
Of course, Zhu Dashao didn't come for nothing: "Follow me!"
As soon as he joined the gang, he made a head: "Pry him on the ground! Pry it away! Get on! I'll cover it! Give it all to me!"
"Hmph~~"
"I don't accept you!"
"Deserved!"
"Hum ~~"
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