There is no mole on the eldest aunt's face, unlike the matchmakers in the Central Plains, these matchmakers actually rely on big smoking guns, beauty moles, and even beauty moles have a few beards on them, their mouths can speak, and they can chew out the urine of a dead toad. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The eldest aunt was talking and laughing, and at the same time opened the felt curtain and came in, and asked with a smile: "I said Gesang Dad, you are really calm! Everyone else has married outside, why hasn't there been any movement in your family?"

"Hey, hey, hey. Gesang's father smiled, not knowing how to answer.

He got up and looked at the boiling water in the kettle, it was already boiling, he picked up the kettle, and the cheese and coarse tea were already in the tea bowl, and when he poured it into the tea bowl, the water was flooded with water vapor, and it was wrapped in the rich aroma of tea and milk.

"Please, drink tea, drink tea, hehe!" said Gesang's father as he invited his aunt to tea.

The eldest aunt actually has a name, because she is fat, her body is bloated, she is called a big flower toad, she has a big mouth, she is very good at speaking, her body is not slim enough, she may have been out of a state of fortune, and she has no intention of stopping! Therefore, from a distance, she lives like a big flower toad.

"Who is this? Is it a distinguished guest?" said someone and opened the curtain and came in. When Gesang heard this, she hurriedly ran over, but unexpectedly, when she ran outside, she ran in again and said, "Grandma, you're back!"

As soon as she went in and out, she provoked a scolding: "The boss is not small, and he is still so reckless! You almost knocked Grandma to the edge of the sky." ”

Gesang said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Grandma!"

"Less, you kid, so unruly, the eldest aunt came, and you didn't even invite yourself to sit down, standing and talking without a backache?" asked Auntie Gesang.

Gesang looked at the eldest aunt carefully up and down, and the top and bottom were round, where is the waist? Where is the waist? She thought, such a big-flowered toad, strictly speaking, is a big-flowered live toad, and she can't find her waist, and there is no problem of low back pain.

"Forget it, Xiao Gesang has been running around, for the country, for the tribe, put in a lot of effort, it's really not simple, it's really good! Flower Toad said.

"What, auntie, could it be that the aunt has already found a suitable candidate?" asked Gesang's mother quickly.

It turned out that when Gesang was not at home, Gesang's mother had already found the flower toad, and the flower toad didn't want to care about it, but she knew very well that Gesang had special abilities, and no man in the world could be worthy of her, and if she was angry and disappeared immediately, where would her husband go to find her? Husband, husband, is a husband in a battle, and it is difficult to say anything outside of a zhang! What's more, Gesang can go to the edge of the sky in an instant, no matter how many miles away, she can go back to her parents' house in an instant, or she can run to the desert where people are sparsely populated, who can find her?

Therefore, thinking about it, Gesang is not a person, let alone a woman, how can he get married and have children, so that he can support his parents in the future?

In addition, Gesang is always serving the country, there are many problems, I don't know what's going on, just a year older, in fact, she can't see it, the actual age, as if she is not long, not old at all, the actual age Gesang is not clear, her aunt is clear, her father is not clear, in the house, it is almost her mother.

"Yes, it's just, it's just ......," said the toad, squinting at Gesang, stopping the conversation and not going on.

As soon as she heard this, Gesang's nameless fire rushed upward, her face turned green, her eyes were on fire, Gesang's mother was startled when she saw it, and hurriedly asked, "Child, what's wrong with you?"

Gesang still didn't speak, his eyes were staring at the toad, the big toad saw the wind and the rudder, and quickly changed his words and said: "I haven't said it well, I haven't said it well, I don't know your opinion here, and I can't say it to that side." ”

When Gesang heard the toad say this, he understood that this guy was playing cunning, but she was clever and couldn't say anything about her.

Gesang's father said, "Oh, yes, that's right!"

"That's right. I still have something to do, let's go first, goodbye!" Hua Toad said, stood up, took the milk tea, and drank the milk tea cleanly, her stomach was never satisfied, always in a state of hunger, if the matchmaker succeeded, eating and drinking is not a problem, and thanks to the media's money, fame and fortune, it is also very relaxed, eating and drinking spicy, how to say that it is extremely happy.

The toad came out of the felt room and left without looking back, and Gesang's mother shouted from behind, telling her to go well and come back next time.

Gesang thought to himself, when will the big flower live toad become a dead toad, such a guy should die early, so as not to harm people, Gesang already has a sweetheart in his heart, why bother doing this?

Gesang's mother sent the toad away, and when she came back, she stretched her face and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. "Gesang hand.

"Are you so happy that Grandma is angry?" asked Gesang's mother.

"I don't like her. Gesang asked, angrily, flicking his long braids.

Gesang's braids are very long, running up, the braids fly around the back of her head, when she is happy, she always shakes her braids, and when she is sad and angry, she also flicks her braids, the long black and shiny braids have made the hearts of many young men shake ah, at this time in front of her grandmother, she also did not hide her emotions, knowing that this toad must come to a bad thing, to destroy the happiness of her life, let her marry a person she doesn't know at all.

"If you don't like him, you can tell her, why do you need to give people a look? Usually everyone likes you very much, and they always say that you are filial piety and sweet mouth, and today's performance is disappointing. Gesang's mother said.

Gesang said: "I started to think she was okay, but then I found out that it wasn't like that, she wasn't good, I didn't like her. ”

"She has achieved a lot of good marriages, how can you say that she is not a good type?" asked Gesang's mother.

"Look at her, she eats like a pig, and she speaks nicely. Just match others, whether others are happy or not, just make money, whether others are suitable or not. Gesang said.

Gesang said this because she had also heard about the grievances of some of her sisters. It was nice to say before getting married, but after getting married, I found out that it was not like that, and even at the time of marriage, I had already found out, but, forced by the order of my parents, I couldn't resist, I knew that my parents' generation came over like this, and I wanted to resist, but I didn't have the courage, and if I resisted and won, what can I do. If you want to say wrong, it was wrong from the beginning, and the fault is on the matchmaker, that is, on the big toad, not that she is deceiving, hiding it on both sides, and it will not end up being a dumb person eating Coptis chinensis - there is bitterness and can't be said.

"Gesang, you have grown up and your heart has become wild, can it be said that you have found your sweetheart outside?" Gesang's mother asked, at this time, Gesang's father came over, looked at Gesang with his eyes, and saw what Gesang said.

Gesang said, "No. ”

Gesang's parents breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's not yet! If you don't have a sweetheart, then let Abba and Grandma introduce it to you, don't delay your youth, take advantage of your youth, take advantage of the time when the flowers are about to bloom, find Ruyi Langjun, it is Abba and Grandma's wish!"