Chapter 14 I didn't hold back any good fart
It was dark in the south study, and I suddenly heard a knock on the door to cover the quilt. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Strangers can't see it, and take the initiative to apologize and apologize.
When I heard the voice and recognized the wrong person, I was so frightened that my face sank like night.
After the palm lamp, it is like daylight, and the assassination of Ao Bai is carried out.
After leaving Princess Jianning angry for about half an hour, Wang Kai, who was resting on the bed in the bedroom in the south study, suddenly heard a "squeak" and the sound of the outer door being pushed open from the outside.
Although this voice is not very loud, Wang Kai was the king of special forces in his previous life, and his vigilance is very high, but whenever there is a disturbance around him, he can sense it.
Wang Kai, who was only wearing heartfelt clothes, was still lying on the outside of the quilt and pillowing on the pillow looking at the ceiling in a daze, when he heard a burst of rustling footsteps getting closer and closer, he "stumbled" and got into the quilt.
With his keen sense of hearing, Wang Kai felt that the footsteps were very light, not like a man walking, so he concluded that it should be a woman.
Not only that, but half an hour ago, the barbaric princess who was looking for Xuan Ye had just left here, and at this time, a woman who had not seen her true face came in.
After thinking of this, Wang Kai felt that good men don't fight with women, so he made a posture of undressing, it was really because the unruly princess was disrespectful, so that he couldn't bear to be called "little eunuch" in a contemptuous tone by a golden branch and jade leaf like a flower, which made Wang Kai feel that this was the biggest insult to his personality and dignity, and he couldn't bear it, so he had to make this decision.
At this time, Wang Kai had completely calmed down. If he had encountered Fang Cai's situation again, he would not have been so impulsive again.
After all, in a state of sanity, he still understands the simple truth of "people want faces, trees need bark". Think about it, a manly husband takes off the clothes he wears in front of a strange woman, what kind of decency this is, it is simply immoral.
Wang Kai, who had been thinking about it for a long time, showed his head from the quilt, and with the mentality that more things are better than less, he was a little helpless and rushed to the bedroom door that showed a gap, begged for mercy with kind words, and said, "What, Your Royal Highness Princess, why are you back again?"
"Just now, you suddenly broke into the bedroom of the south study where I lived, my emotions were a little excited, you have a lot of trouble with Her Royal Highness the princess in terms of speech and behavior, you are a golden branch and jade leaf, you should show your imperial sister-in-law's broad mind in the world, don't worry about me as a vulgar little eunuch.
"Here, I sincerely accompany Her Royal Highness the Princess, raise your noble hand, and ask for Her Royal Highness's understanding, you can do it, let me go, okay?!"
Wang Kai, who didn't want to see the angry face of the unruly princess, closed his eyes when he just said a few words, as the saying goes: out of sight, out of mind. Actually, he didn't have to do it at all.
At this time, it has already arrived at the time of the day, because there are no lights on inside and outside the south study, this room is dark inside and out, even if there is a faint moonlight shining in through the gap in the window lattice, but it is also pitch black, even facing each other, only one step away, I am afraid it is difficult to accurately identify each other's clear faces.
Of course, perhaps Wang Kai was deeply inspired by a popular lyric in the modern society in which he lived before, so he closed his eyes, and this lyric is - when I close my eyes, it is dark.
While Wang Kai was talking with his eyes closed, the stranger who came in from outside stood still only three or five steps away from the bed he was on, and stood motionless.
As soon as Wang Kai's words fell, the stranger pretended to cough lightly twice, and said half-jokingly: "Ahem, Fang Cai, I thought that my sister Princess Jianning, who likes to cause trouble everywhere, cried and told me full of grievances that she was bullied by a little eunuch who stayed in the south study without permission.
"I spent most of the day comforting her, and finally sent her away. I was thinking at the time, in this south study, there is no one else living here except Brother Wang Kai.
"But I always feel that Brother Wang Kai, you don't look like a bully girl, originally I didn't believe what she said, so I thought about coming over to verify it, this is good, I just came closer, and I haven't had time to ask, Brother Wang Kai, you mistakenly think that it is my rude and willful sister Princess Jianning, and take the initiative to explain your bullying to her. Now, Brother Wang Kai, what else do you have to quibble. ”
As soon as the stranger's voice fell slowly, Wang Kai immediately panicked. Because the person who spoke at this time was not the barbaric princess he had imagined, but the young Kangxi who had just married Jin Lan with him yesterday and became a brother. Suddenly, he was startled, and his face immediately blended with the night.
Not only that, Wang Kai learned from the words of the talented young man Kangxi that the unruly princess who sued the wicked first was actually Princess Jianning. According to his understanding of Qing history, this princess Jianning will marry Wu Yingxiong, the son of Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi, Yunnan, in the future, and is the eldest princess of Heshuo.
However, one thing that he didn't understand was that it was recorded in the official history he had read before that this Princess Jianning was the sister of Emperor Shunzhi, that is, the aunt of Emperor Kangxi, how did he become the sister of Emperor Kangxi when he crossed over.
Suddenly, he looked like a monk, and he was a little confused.
And the young Kangxi Emperor Xuanye, who finished speaking, saw that Wang Kai on the bed did not answer his question, and the bedroom room was pitch black, and he also opened the door of the outer room and came in alone. If the room was bright, he would have quickened his pace and walked in, and Wang Kai would not mistake him for a light-footed woman.
So, Xuan Ye turned around and instructed the palace maids and eunuchs who were standing outside the door of the south study with him: "Come on, light all the lights in the south study, and inform the imperial dining room to prepare a table of imperial meals for me, and I will serve me in this south study with Xiao Kaizi, the head of the south study." ”
With Xuan Ye's order, as soon as the words fell, a one-word voice of both men and women sounded outside the door of the south study - "Chirp!"
Immediately afterwards, a pair of little eunuchs and palace maids walked in from outside the door of the south study, they took the fire fold, and accurately found several places where the candles were placed in the south study, and in a moment's effort, the candles in the south study were lit one by one.
When he arrived, the inside and outside of the south study lit up, so that Wang Kai, who was lying in the quilt with only one head exposed, felt as if he was in daylight.
Seeing that the pair of eunuchs and palace maids who came in were standing not far away from the side and waiting for orders, Xuan Ye waved his hand at them and ordered: "Okay, there is nothing for you here, let me go down." ”
As soon as these words fell, the pair of eunuchs and palace maids who were standing not far away lowered their foreheads, bowed to Xuan Ye, responded with a "chirp" in unison, and took three or four steps back, only then turned around and tiptoed towards the door outside the south study.
After the palace maid and the eunuch came out of the south study, Xuan Ye turned around and saw that on the bed in front of him, Wang Kai was lying in the quilt with only one head exposed, which immediately made him laugh.
"Brother Wang Kai, you said you were really good. If I'm not mistaken, when you kid scared our sister Princess Jianning, you must have taken off the robe and horse coat you were wearing outside, and you haven't had time to put them on yet.
"I heard someone coming in from outside the door, so I got into the bed. Yes or no?" Xuan Ye, who walked to the bed, stretched out his left hand and pointed at Wang Kai's head, and asked angrily and funny.
"Brother Xuanye, you are worthy of being the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and you can't hide anything from your pair of dragon eyes. That's right, you're right. However, Brother Xuan Ye, don't get me wrong, I am a decent gentleman, and I am by no means the one who is dissolute.
"It's just to scare Princess Jianning, not intentionally. Please also ask for your understanding, Brother Xuanye. After listening to Xuan Ye's ridicule of him, Wang Kai's cheeks suddenly flushed, and he stretched out his hands from the quilt, and tried his best to explain while gesturing with his hands.
"Alright, alright, look at the scare scared of you. If I really want to cure you of sin, why should I do it? Take the bullying of my sister Princess Jianning as an example, if it were someone else, I would have punished him a long time ago. It is not a misdemeanor to offend the princess of my Qing Dynasty, the capital crime should be beheaded for public display, and the living crime should be distributed to the army.
"That is, Brother Wang Kai, for the sake of the two of us who are brothers who are righteous and married to Jin Lan, this crime will be recorded for you first, and we will talk about it later. By the way, in the future, in front of outsiders, you will be the head of this south study, so as to hide people's eyes and ears.
"When I capture the Ao Gang of the troubled dynasty, I will reward you for your meritorious deeds. Now, your task is to accompany you to the meal. Xuan Ye, who was standing in front of the bed, put on a magnanimous appearance and said with a pleasant face.
As soon as it came to eating, Wang Kai, who hadn't eaten dinner yet, suddenly rumbled in his stomach. Although, he has always followed one of his own principles of life - no merit will be punished. After all, the hands of others are short, and the mouth of eating others is short. This Xuan Ye invited him to have a specially made dinner in the imperial dining room in the south study, he must not have held back any good fart, maybe it was a "Hongmen banquet".
However, the hungry Wang Kai thought about it, and under this whole world, it was all the land of his emperor. Especially in the Qianqing Palace, his one-acre and three-point land, if he didn't make friends with him, Wang Kai, the "little eunuch", would definitely be powerless to stand up, let alone complete the mission of "opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty and overthrowing the Qing court" put forward by Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of his mentor Heaven and Earth Association in the future.
After Wang Kailuo thought about it, Xuan Ye, who didn't care about the dignified king of a country, stood in front of the bed, lifted the quilt, jumped off the bed, and took the eunuch's work clothes on the drying rack at the bedside.
Since sandbags were hung in the outer rooms of the south study, the dinner party was set up in the inner bedroom. A quarter of an hour later, the round table in the inner room was filled with delicacies and delicacies from the mountains and seas prepared in the imperial dining room.
Where there is good food, there must be good wine. So, Wang Kai and Xuan Ye sat opposite each other, and when no outsiders were present, they were already talking very speculatively, and they were unrestrained when they ate and drank.
After an hour, the wine passed three rounds and the food passed five flavors. Xuan Ye saw that it was almost time, so he put down his wine glass, and in a tentative tone, he pleaded with Wang Kai, who was sitting opposite him: "Brother Wang Kai, after returning from the palace today, I have one thing that I can't rest assured, three days later, it will be the 60th birthday of this chaotic minister and thief, and he set this birthday banquet in the hospitable residence where we have been today." This is a great opportunity for us to assassinate Aobai. It can be described as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, a rare opportunity.
"And among the people I have met, your martial arts are very strong, and the kung fu you use is very peculiar, and even I, one of the top internal guards in the Qianqing Palace, are not your opponents.
"Therefore, I would like to entrust you with the task of assassinating Aobai this time. I don't know, Brother Wang Kai, are you willing to take on such a great responsibility and help me get rid of Aobai?"