Chapter 0.141 Master Chu, if you pretend to be forced again, I won't bear you this time (18th Update)

The young man immediately looked at Zen Master Zhizang with some suspicion, this Zen master is fake, right?

"Zen Master, let's meet again. ”

Chu Du stepped forward, took off his cloak very politely, and saluted Zen Master Zhizang.

"It turned out to be Lord Chu. ”

Zen Master Zhizang smiled slightly and returned the salute.

The young man on the side suddenly stiffened his body, and then glared at Chu Du with an ugly face, it was this shameless person who was too handsome, resulting in countless young people like him not being able to marry a daughter-in-law at all.

He was furious, took the three sticks of incense in his hand, knelt on the ground with a bang, looked up at the sky, and said: "Heaven, open your eyes and see, why is there such a handsome person in this world? How unfair this is to other people! I am willing to exchange my ten years for one-ten-thousandth of Chu Du's handsomeness." ”

"Boom. ”

As soon as the young man's words were finished, suddenly a thunderbolt sounded in the sky, and it struck the stone slab in front of the young man, and the slate cracked, forming three words - impossible!

The youth is stunned!

Desperate!

Chu Du was also stunned, and looked at Chu Ling'er who quietly withdrew his hand with some incredulity, Ling'er's skill of resisting thunder was quite extraordinary!

Chu Ling'er saw Chu Du looking over, grinned, and stuck out her tongue.

This person, who wants to exchange ten years for one-ten-thousandth of the handsomeness of the eldest brother, is simply a dream!

Chu Du sighed, why is he so handsome, so distressed!

"Zen Master, I've been very worried lately. Chu Du sighed.

The Zen master glanced at him and said with a slight smile: "Where does Master Chu come from?"

"I feel that the world is full of malice towards me, not friendly at all, Zen master, can there be a way to make me ugly? I want to be an ordinary person. Chu Du replied.

The Zen master smiled slightly and said, "Master Chu, if you pretend to be forced again, I won't bear you this time." ”

Chu Du: ......

Chu Du sighed, with a distressed face, and said: "Zen master, I'm really distressed, you don't know how I've been these days, a few days ago, I went out, someone said I was handsome, I shook my head and didn't admit it, but they said I was hypocritical, and later, I told them that I wasn't handsome, and as a result, they almost struck me with a thunderbolt, telling me that if I lied again, they would kill me next time!"

The young man who wanted to kill Chu Du squeezed the incense in his hand tightly, his body was trembling, and his face was full of doubts about life: Why, why is Chu Du so handsome?

Chu Du stood there, looking up at the sky with a lonely face, and then said: "This is nothing, today I went out again, on the way here, the flying beasts in the sky saw me, and they had to combine into a handsome character and follow behind me, and they also had a change of formation, handsome for a while, handsome for a while, and handsome vertically." ”

The young man who wanted to kill Chu Du silently crushed the incense in his hand, and stood up without love.

Chu Du was melancholy, and muttered to himself: "I thought this was the end, but just now at the gate of the temple, there was a female benefactor who wanted to become a monk, and then she saw me, and immediately said that she had a goal in life, and she didn't want to become a monk, and then, I came to you, and I heard this eldest brother say that because of me, he can't marry a daughter-in-law, and he still wants to beat me to death, Zen master, you say, if you encounter these things every day, are you distressed?"

"Woo woo woo ......"

As soon as Chu Du finished speaking, he heard the sound of sobbing, Chu Ling'er didn't know when, her delicate face was already full of tears, her eyes were red, she grabbed his arm, and cried and said, "Big brother, it turns out that you have lived so hard, why didn't you tell me these things earlier?"

Chu Du touched her head and said, "Ling'er, I am your eldest brother and the eldest in the family, I can only carry these things by myself, and I am a man, and some things are destined to be carried by myself." ”

"But big brother, you have too much on your back, you are still so young, you bear the handsomeness and wisdom that you should not have at your age, you are too tired, in fact, you don't need to embarrass yourself so much. Chu Ling'er cried with pear blossoms and rain, and her soft face was full of distress for Chu Du.

"No, Ling'er, don't say it again, this is my destiny, and I should bear it. ”

Chu Duyi said solemnly, with a determined look on his face.

Chu Ling'er looked at Chu Du with beautiful eyes: "Big brother, why are you so good? ”

Chu Du breathed for a moment, and looked at Chu Ling'er in disbelief, what does this mean?

"In vain. ”

At this moment, Chu Du suddenly heard Zen Master Zhizang sigh and shouted to his disciple.

"Wang. ”

A bald-tailed dog ran up to Master Zhizang's feet, shaking his head.

Zen Master Zhizang said: "Go, bring the master's Zen staff and smash a walnut for the master of Chu." ”

This Chudu is a real show!

Seeing that Zen Master Zhizang didn't believe his words, Chu Du couldn't help but sigh and said, "Zen Master, I won't bother you." ”

Immediately, he said to Chu Ling'er: "Ling'er, let's go, it seems that even the Zen master can't help me, and there is no way to solve my trouble." ”

Zen master:......

Chu Du had just taken a few steps, and at this time, Chu Feng and Chu Yun suddenly stopped and said, "Big brother, wait a minute, we have a question we want to ask the Zen master." ”

Immediately, they turned back, came to the front of the Zen master, and said, "Zen master, we want to have the same troubles as our eldest brother, can you solve them?"

The Zen master smiled slightly and asked, "What happens when the water boils?"

Chu Feng and Chu Yun were stunned for a moment, what happens if the water is boiled? What does this mean?

The Zen master smiled slightly again and said softly, "Get out." ”

Among the children of the Chu family, there are only a group of neuropaths! In the future, if the Chu family comes to ask him about his philosophy of life, he will definitely shoot them to death.

"Master Chu, please say to the Evergreen Divine Doctor, it has been a year since the last time I said goodbye, and the old man will visit him soon. ”

Hearing the words of Zen Master Zhizang, Chu Du hugged his fists and left.

I walked around the mountain, and by the time I came down, it was already afternoon.

When he returned to the lake at the foot of the mountain, the servants had already made preparations, not only leveling out a flat ground, moving out tables, chairs, coffee tables, but also building stoves and cooking all kinds of food.

Chu Xiaoyu's eyes immediately lit up and rushed forward.

Chu Feng and Chu Yun are similar, after running for a day, they have long been hungry, and now they are naturally moving their index fingers when they see food.

"Sister, I want to eat grilled fish, you can catch one for me. ”

Chu Xiaoyu suddenly saw that there were fish beating the waves in the lake on the side, and he became interested, and immediately shouted to Chu Ling'er.