After a while, I saw a fat man without a neck, whose whole body looked like a person composed of a large circle and a small circle, supported by two very bewitching women, and walked into the hall panting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Behind him were a dozen or so housekeepers with sticks, all of whom were fierce.

Ling Meixue was a little stunned, this fat man didn't look like a person with strong martial arts, could it be that he couldn't see it because he was not good enough, or his martial arts were too strong, and he was hidden very deeply, just like Nangong Shaoyou, many people looked at him as a poor scholar, if it weren't for a scar on his face and a long sword around his waist, no one would think that he knew martial arts.

Thinking of this, Ling Meixue actually had a sense of admiration for the fat man, stood up, and waited for him to come in very respectfully, ready to say, "Seniors are bothered."

But when he saw Nangong Shaoyou sitting there, he blamed the master for being negligent, and he didn't immediately offer fragrant tea and fruits.

She couldn't help laughing: "Big brother is really, even if someone is your good friend, no matter what you say, you are also a guest, at least get up and say something to disturb." ”

"Who are you? Dare to break into Wang Yuanwai's mansion at night? Do you know that the current imperial concubine Chen Guifei is Wang Yuanwai's cousin!" a man who looked like a courtyard guard hammered a stick on the ground and said loudly.

"We were sent by Concubine Chen to ask the prince to borrow something!" Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile.

"Nonsense! My cousin is a noble person today, how could he know such people as you. Wang Yuanwai stared at a pair of small eyes and tried hard to identify this Nangong Shaoyou: "Look at you, you are covered in blood, and you are still carrying a sword, you must be the thief of Erlong Mountain, everyone caught him and sent him to the official mansion." ”

Ling Meixue was shocked, and hurriedly asked in a low voice, "Big brother, don't you know him?"

"Of course I don't know!" Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile, and suddenly raised his voice: "Sister Xian, since we have seen through the Wang Yuanwai today, we will not see the outside, that's right, I am the military advisor under the creditor seat of Erlong Mountain, 'Zhiduoxing' Chen Dahai, this is the 'Dominatrix' Wang Ruofei, today I will give Miss Perak Gate to come up and end the cottage, we have to walk, so I came to borrow a change of clothes from Wang Yuanwai, and there are five hundred taels of gold!"

Nangong Shaoyou heard him say that he was a thief of Erlong Mountain, so he followed his meaning and said that he was a thief of Erlong Mountain, but he couldn't say a name for a while, so he simply fried and sold it, borrowed the name of a hero from Liangshan, and used the surnames of Wang Yuanwai and Chen Guifei by the way, and the name used Xu Dahai's indiscriminately, and the word "Chaozong" was too famous to use, so Lin Meixue used her mother's name.

When Ling Meixue heard this, she couldn't help but panic a little in her heart, she was a big family, and she was a chivalrous family, where had she ever done such a robbery and robbery, but it was also because she had received a lot of orthodox education since she was a child, and she could follow Nangong Shaoyou to mess around at this moment, and she couldn't help but be a little happy in her heart, but she didn't dare to speak at all, so she waited for Nangong Shaoyou to deal with it.

"Ah, you are such a thief, the cottage has been served, and you dare to come to me to rob it, do you have no one in my palace?"

"I just know that there are many people in your palace to come!" Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile: "One hundred and eight leaders in our cottage are all born from the heavens, as long as they kill people, they can be reincarnated, gather righteousness again, drink wine in a big bowl, catch fat sheep and fat girls with their hands to eat, and weigh the gold, so today I and the tigress will come here to kill people, and if we kill enough one hundred and six people, we will leave!"

"You thief is blinded by lard, and you don't look at this is the lord in the nursing home!" The nursing home yelled and said to the family: "You protect the lord and the lady, wait for me to clean up these two people, escort them to the official mansion, and everyone will go together to receive the reward!"

After the courtyard finished speaking, a stick hit Nangong Shaoyou's head, and the king and the family didn't know why, as soon as they saw Nangong Shaoyou holding the courtyard high.

"Bang!"

The nursing home was slammed into a sour branch chair, and the whole chair was shattered, and the nursing home could not get up.

"Haha, haha, happy, happy!" Nangong Shaoyou suddenly couldn't get out of the hall and pointed to the courtyard and scolded: "Master is here to kill today, why are you two brutes staring at it!"

When the dozen or so family members saw that Nangong Shaoyou was so brave, where did they dare to stop him, they saw him go straight to the courtyard, and there was a pair of stone statues in the courtyard pool, about more than two hundred catties each.

I saw him grasping the elephant's trunk with one hand and the elephant's leg with the other, shouting "Get up!" in his mouth, and suddenly lifted the stone elephant, threw it into the air, threw it two or three feet, and when the stone elephant fell, he gently caught it.

At this time, the king, the two ladies, and more than a dozen family members were stunned and speechless, Nangong Shaoyou turned around, held the stone elephant high, and faced them, so frightened that the dozen or so people quickly knelt down.

Nangong Shaoyou laughed, and smashed the stone elephant towards the other stone elephant, only to hear the sound of "bang!", sparks flew everywhere, stone chips flew, and both stone elephants were smashed to pieces.

The king kept kowtowing and said, "I am willing to dedicate all my family wealth to the master, please spare my life!"

"Sister Xian, look at that old man Wang is also pious, do you think we should spare his life?" Nangong Shaoyou said to Ling Meixue.

"Female king, please spare your life!" The dozen or so people immediately kowtowed to Ling Meixue.

Ling Meixue said: "If he is willing to send us clothes, spare his life." ”

Nangong Shaoyou scolded in a low voice: "You stupid girl, the so-called open heaven bargaining, pay back on the ground, you open such a low price, how can people bargain?"

"I'm not a thief, I don't understand, I'd better let you, the king of thieves, say it. Ling Meixue said with a smile.

Nangong Shaoyou said loudly: "My virtuous sister said, I want you to send some clothes and gold, silver and jewelry, we will wait in the hall, accompanied by the king, everyone will go to the two sets of clothes and the dozens of taels of silver." ”

Wang Yuanwai was trembling all over, and only with the support of the two ladies did he stand up and said loudly: "Quick, go and prepare a banquet, catch the wind for the two kings, and ask the housekeeper to take out all the dresses that the concubine gave to the young lady, and also take out all the robes at home, and carry out the boxes of jewels in my study." ”

Every time he said a word, the muscles on his face twitched, and after he finished three sentences, he was out of breath, his face was flushed, and his hands were no longer shaking.

"Hey, Wang Yuanwai, you are really full of red face, no wonder there are nobles in the family, but it's not like us, you want to fall into the grass for a walk, when I will also go to Lin'an City for a walk, you write me a letter of introduction, let me ask Chen Guifei for an errand to do, it is better than doing that business, that is, the eunuchs in the palace are not as chewy as ordinary people!" Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile.

"Plop!"

Wang Yuanwai's body suddenly weakened, and the two ladies couldn't support him, he collapsed to the ground, he panted and said: "King, if you want me to write a letter of introduction to you to find the concubine Niangniang, wouldn't it be that I will let my family of more than 100 people go to report to the Lord of Yama, and the emperor will be allowed to cure a capital crime of colluding with the king of the mountain." ”

"Oh, I just asked you to write, and I didn't necessarily go. Nangong Shaoyou pulled him up and let him lean on the sour branch chair.

"King, what did you just say that the eunuch is chewy?" said the king.

Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile: "We are a cottage, there is a tavern below, whoever has a pass, if there is some gold and silver on the body, he will take sweat medicine, and then in the human flesh workshop behind, kill, peel the skin, make shoes, make oil and light lamps, boil soup on bones, use meat to make buns, and fry the heart and liver to drink, if you are as fat as you, don't kill it first, pull it to the cottage, cut the meat on your thighs, and roast it on the charcoal fire to send the wine, once it is a dead man's meat, it is not so tender." ”

Nangong Shaoyou swallowed this saliva while saying, only to hear "plop, plop!" twice, and the two ladies fainted in fright at the same time.

Wang Yuanwai immediately covered his thighs with a long robe, and at this time the wine and meat had been served, Wang Yuanwai was desperately sandwiching the fat chicken and beef into Nangong Shaoyou's bowl, wanting to fill him, I was really afraid that he would eat the meat on his legs.

Ling Meixue lowered her head and covered her mouth and smiled, constantly pouring wine for Nangong Shaoyou, Nangong Shaoyou smiled and said: "Sister Xian, why don't you eat it, is this meat not the right appetite? There is ready-made yellow beef here!"

As he spoke, he put a lot of money on Wang Yuanwai, so frightened that Wang Yuanwai immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "The female king spares his life, the female king spares his life!"

Ling Meixue knew that if she didn't eat something, she would definitely scare this king to death, so she sandwiched two pieces of beef in the bowl and ate it slowly.

Soon more than a dozen housekeepers came in carrying two large boxes and a large push of clothes.

Nangong Shaoyou took a bowl of wine, walked to the pair of clothes, and picked out a set of white robes, but saw Ling Meixue carefully looking at the dresses given by the concubines.

Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile: "The girl's family is always careful when picking things, how to tease and dissatisfied." ”

"Can you pick one for me?" Ling Meixue blushed.

Nangong Shaoyou looked at the ten or so escape dresses, saw a set of pale yellow dresses, and suddenly remembered that Song Wan'er also liked that color, so he said: "This set, you must look very good in it." ”

Ling Meixue saw that this dress was really the best-looking among the dozen or so sets, but in fact, it was not that this dress was the best-looking, but Nangong Shao lobbied for good-looking, so she thought it was the best-looking.

Nangong Shaoyou saw that Ling Meixue's hair was a little scattered, so he picked a golden hair tie in the two boxes of jewelry, handed it to Ling Meixue, and said, "Meixue, give it to you." ”

Ling Meixue's heart was overjoyed when she heard this, she immediately took it with both hands, took out a sachet from her arms and said, "This is also for you, I have made it since I was a child, and I will add some new dried flowers to it every spring." ”

Nangong Shaoyou took it and asked a faint fragrance, and couldn't help laughing: "Wow, it's so fragrant, even if I don't take a bath for three months with me in the future, I won't be a stinky man, it's a fragrant man." ”

Ling Meixue couldn't help but smile when she heard this, Nangong Shaoyou picked out a pair of jade bracelets from the box of jewelry, handed them to Ling Meixue and said, "I will give them to Brother Niu and Miss Yanliu as a congratulatory gift later." ”

Ling Meixue immediately put it away and said, "They must be very happy." ”

Nangong Shaoyou put a box on his shoulder and said, "Thank you, Wang Yuanwai, if you don't have any money to spend in the future, you will come to bother your old man." ”

His words frightened Wang Yuanwai the next morning immediately sold the land and fled to the remote south, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of stealing from thieves, you are afraid of worrying about thieves.

Nangong Shaoyou walked out of the Wang family's village with a box of jewels, and said to Ling Meixue: "Meixue, you go to the south, go to the sidewalk, and when you see the poor family's house, you will untie the tiles, throw in one or two jewels, and gather here after you are done." ”

After Nangong Shaoyou finished speaking, he used the robe taken out of Wang Yuanwai's house to wrap a large pile of gold and silver, and flew up to the eaves and ran to the back.

Soon both of them came back, Nangong Shaoyou's jewelry had been delivered, but Ling Meixue still had a big bag, Nangong Shaoyou said, "Why are there any left?"

"Didn't you say one or two for each family? I'll give two for each family, and there's so much left. "Ling Mei Snow Road.

Nangong Shaoyou said: "Silly girl, don't you know how many families in the last few families send more?"

"It's not fair to the people in front of you to do that. Ling Meixue said formally.

Nangong Shaoyou scolded with a smile: "What's unfair, treasures fell from the sky, it's too late to be happy, it's okay, I can use these treasures! Let's go." ”

"Go there, are you going to Brother Niu's wedding banquet now?" Ling Meixue said.

"Let's take a shower first, change into new clothes and then go!" Nangong Shaoyou smiled and walked all the way, and Ling Meixue immediately followed.

Nangong Shaoyou went straight to a forest next to the West Lake, picked up some dry firewood, lit a fire, and said with a smile: "I'll jump down over there to take a bath, and then change my clothes, you are also here, call after washing, and I'll come over." ”

Nangong walked away after lobbying, but Ling Meixue was sitting by the lake, very hesitant in her heart, how could she say that she was also a young lady who knew books and etiquette, how could she withdraw her dress and take a bath in this place, and there was also a man taking a bath there not far away.

But thinking that he could take a bath in the same pool as Nangong Shaoyou, he couldn't help but blush and his ears were hot, where did he hesitate for a cup of tea, before he withdrew his dress, fell into the water quietly, and quickly washed his body, for fear that Nangong Shaoyou would suddenly appear, but he faintly felt that even if he appeared, it was nothing.

However, out of the shyness of the girl, she quickly jumped out of the water, wiped her body a little with the clothes she had changed, immediately put on her dress, ran to the fire, and felt red and red, and after a long time, she slowly regained her calm, and shouted: "Big brother, come back!"

"Okay!" I only heard Nangong Shaoyou respond from a distance, and after a cup of tea, he slowly came back, he returned to the fire, threw his dirty clothes into the fire at will, and then said with a smile: "You stupid girl, there must be many maidservants at home who serve you to bathe!"