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It was still the stormy treasure meadow, and there were two oblique figures opposite. Through the bright moonlight, it can be seen that two young people are standing opposite each other, one smiling slightly, and the other is burning. It was Dongfang Yu and Ming Xiaodu. Because Han Saimei has a special affection for Dongfang Yu, so Ming Derpy's vinegar jar is broken, he decides to teach Dongfang Yu a lesson and warn Dongfang Yu that Ming Derpy must chase Han Saimei.

Dongfang Yu didn't know what was going on, so he smiled and said to Ming Xiaodu: "Your Excellency is here, what are you doing here?"

Ming Xiaodao said hatefully: "I want to compete with you." ”

"Oh, we have a feud?"

"Nope!"

"Resentful?"

"Nope!"

"Then there is no hatred and no resentment, what reason does Your Excellency have to compete together?"

Ming Xiaodao couldn't help but be a little embarrassed: "For love!"

Dongfang Yu burst out laughing and said, "For love, why love? I didn't date your wife." ”

Ming Xiaoshu said: "I hope that in the future, it is best for Your Excellency not to be with Miss Han Saimei." ”

Dongfang Yu's eyes widened and said, "Oh, you're talking about her, I've known her for a long time, one of the top ten beauties in the rivers and lakes, no wonder you, a young man, are fascinated by her." But what if I have to be with her?"

Derpy showed off his knife: "Then don't blame him for being ruthless under the knife." ”

"Haha, are you threatening me?" Dongfang Yu looked at his villain knife and said, "But if she likes me first, she must be with me?"

Ming Xiaodao said: "Then I don't care, anyway, if you want to stay away from her, if you don't stay away, you can't." ”

Dongfang Yu said calmly: "Oh, that's why I can't do it left and right, I can't like her, I can't like her, I can't like her?" But I want to tell you the truth, I won't like her in Xia, even if she wants to marry Xia, I won't want it." ”

Ming Xiaodao smiled: "I don't care if you like her or not, anyway, I'm not happy today, I'm going to teach you a lesson." ”

"Just you and your little child's pencil sharpening knife? The Oriental Jade Monster laughed.

"Hohoho, the pencil sharpener?" Derpy laughed, "someone would think it's a pencil sharpener? you'll see it in a moment, and I'm sure you won't think it that way anymore." ”

Dongfang Yu showed his sword and said, "Then I'll wait and see." ”

Ming Xiaodao said confidently: "I can clean you up in three moves." ”

"Three moves?" Dongfang Yu's eyes widened in disbelief, "Dude, have you drunk too much? I'm the yellow-shirted dragon Dongfang Yu! How did you die in a while, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

Ming Xiaodao said: "Look at the move!"

In the first move, the two were evenly divided, and no one took advantage. At this time, Dongfang Yu put away his contempt, and felt that Ming Xiaodu's moves were very strange and unprecedented.

In the second move, Dongfang Yu used a mastery, because his sword was relatively long, he had a certain advantage, and Ming Xiaodao was almost cut by him.

In the third move, Dongfang Yu had not yet come back to his senses, and suddenly found a small knife stopped in front of his throat. And this knife is the knife in Derpy's hand, which is regarded as a pencil sharpener.

Dongfang Yu was simply shocked, no matter how he wanted to break his brain, he couldn't imagine how Ming Xiaodu's knife passed through his sword shadow.

Ming Xiaodao looked at Dongfang Yu's expression, secretly snickered in his heart, and casually clicked on his acupoint.

Then he circled around Dongfang Yu, his eyes rolled a few times, and he smiled hesitantly: "Wow, it's been a long time since I've rectified people, how can I fix you, well, for the sake of our lack of deep hatred, today is not too much." Your name is the Yellow Shirt Dragon, then I will cut your clothes into rags and turn you into a ragged dragon. ”

"You can't!" Hearing that Derpy was about to tear his clothes, Dongfang Yu was shocked and frightened, and shouted in a strange voice.

"It's no wonder that there's nothing in the world that Derpy can't do. Ming Xiaodao began to laugh haha circled around Dongfang Yu many times, and I don't know how many knives he used, Dongfang Yu's clothes were already tattered.

After playing with Dongfang Jade, Ming Xiaodao didn't stay long, and left with a smile.

Dongfang ** Dao was pointed, but he couldn't move, he was crying in anger, and a string of crystal tears slid down his greasy face. He secretly swore in his heart: "Ming Xiaodu, I won't kill you and swear not to be a person." ”

At this moment, two shadows flashed from the woods not far away.

They approached the Oriental Jade, and they were the peerless Shuangshu. When they saw Dongfang Yu's situation, they were obviously shocked. Sikong Keren unlocked Dongfang Yu's acupoint and asked, "How can this be?"

Dongfang Yu said hatefully: "Ming Xiaodu, I must kill you." ”

"Did Derpy Ming make you look like this?" Obviously, this peerless Shuangshu didn't expect this young Yingyan to be made like this by Derpy Ming.

Dongfang Yu gritted his teeth and said, "It's not this puppy, who could it be?" You must help me kill him." ”

Sikong Yuren hurriedly replied: "Sister Yu, don't worry, our sisters will definitely support you in revenge." ”

"Sister Jade"? Is Sikong Yuren crazy, or sleepwalking, Dongfang Yu is a man.

At this moment, a breeze blew, blowing up pieces of yellow shirts of oriental jade, and the yellow shirts were flying, which was quite good-looking. Suddenly, the red light flashed, and under the piece of yellow shirt was a pink belly pocket. How can a man wear a belly pocket? Unless he's crazy. It seems that Dongfang Yu turned out to be a girl.

Who would have thought that the famous yellow-shirted Shenlong would be a woman, and if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, no one would believe it. Seeing that Dongfang Yu should be called the Yellow Shirt Shenfeng, no wonder she said that even if Han Saimei wanted to marry her, she wouldn't want it, it turned out that there was a reason for it. How can a girl marry a girl, and it's not gay.

Dongfang Yu said emotionally: "Thank you for the support of my two sisters, one day I must fight a blood feud." ”

"Don't worry, Sister Yu, I believe you can do it. The peerless Shuangshu said in unison. What they are thinking and saying in their hearts is the same now, they wish that someone would kill Ming Derpy earlier, who called Ming Derpy from the beginning to the present without even looking at them, and the shallow experience and lack of people make the peerless Shuangshu almost the first time to see such a handsome young knight, Fang Xin has already hit like a deer.

Ming Xiaodao had just entered the Zhuang Mansion and was about to return to the house, when a lovely boy who made his heart beat faster came in front of him - Han Saimei. Suddenly, his three souls were out of his body, and his eyes were taken away by Han Saimei.

Han Saimei also saw Ming Xiaoduy, but when she saw his pig brother-like appearance, she couldn't help but glare at him fiercely, and turned to leave.

Derpy's soul followed.

I don't know how long it took for the stunned Ming Derpy to come to his senses, and he muttered to himself: "Fuck, since people don't like me, why am I staying here?" and then he comforted himself: "There is no grass at the end of the world, why do you need to love this stinky plum, and with my handsome appearance, why worry about not finding the person you like." ”

He returned to the house, took out the four treasures of the study, waved his pen and wrote a book, and the book was only two notes. One of them was pressed on the table, to the effect that he would leave the Zhuang Mansion first, go back to the hall to do errands, and then go to the Shaolin Temple.

After he finished writing the other one, he immediately folded his will, walked out of the room, and walked towards Han Saimei's house. Luckily, I didn't run into anyone along the way.

He listened for a while outside the door of Han Saimei's house, made sure that there was no one in the room, looked left and right, and then walked to the door, and with a slight luck, the door opened with a click. There are no special women's ornaments in the room, it seems that Han Saimei is used to walking the rivers and lakes, and knows everything simply. He placed the note on the round table, and turned to go out behind the door.

But I didn't know what was written on the note, and the next day, someone from the Zhuang Mansion unfolded the crumpled note from the trash can to know what was written. It turned out to be Jin Renyuan's "Touching the Fish"; Asking what is the situation in the world, and directly teaching life and death to promise each other? The world and the south and the north are double flyers, and the old wings have been cold and summer several times! Happy fun, parting is bitter, and there are even more crazy children among them. Jun should have a saying: Thousands of miles of stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and twilight snow, only the shadow to whom! Hengfen Road, lonely in the past, the smoke is still flat. The soul is a little more groaning, and the mountain ghosts are crying in the wind. The sky is also jealous, and the warblers and swallows are all loess. Through the ages, in order to stay for the people, he sang and drank wildly, and visited Yanqiu. ”