Chapter 2: The plot is different

"Damn, I'm so miserable?"

Qi Lin was speechless. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info thought that this time the marshal could cross the Tianpeng and enjoy the blessings. It's good now, the mana is gone, and even eating enough has become a problem, so what about Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West, so he won't be so miserable, right? Sure enough, Diao Si is Diao Si everywhere, and he hasn't had a good life after crossing over, so it's really sad to get home.

Wait a minute......

Flirting with Chang'e?

Didn't you say that Bi Ma Wen let Ma Tianhe go? The next step should be Tianpeng to fight? Then the two fought for 300 rounds, and Tianpeng was defeated, and the two formed an indissoluble bond.

Why did you run away to flirt with Chang'e again?

The Monkey King hasn't appeared yet, and Brother Monkey hasn't made any trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Isn't it a matter of Sun Wukong being pressed by the Buddha on the Five Elements Mountain? Besides, shouldn't he be beaten down to the mortal world and then reincarnated in the wrong womb and become Zhu Bajie? Is it just a matter of beating a hundred dragon whips and punishing some money?

What the hell is going on? I don't play cards according to the routine at all......

The Marshal Tianpeng before couldn't have been beaten to death by the Jade Emperor, right? Otherwise, how could it be his turn to cross? But can a mere hundred dragon whips kill Marshal Tianpeng? It's too, right?

Could it be that this is not the Heavenly Court in Journey to the West at all? And Marshal Tianpeng, Bi Ma Wen, Jade Emperor, Chang'e, everything is just a coincidence?

The more he thought about it, the more messy his head became, and he simply didn't bother to think about it, anyway, he came here, just let it be, he should know that sooner or later.

Looking at the noodles in his hand, and then at the boy who kept swallowing saliva, Qi Lin suddenly felt a little unbearable.

"Dudu, are you hungry?

"No, no, no...... Dudu is not hungry, this is for the marshal!" Dudu shook his head desperately, saying that he was not hungry, but Qi Lin clearly saw that this little guy's eyes never left the bowl in his hand for a moment, and he stared dryly.

Qi Lin shook his head gloomily, how miserable was his predecessor, a marshal, he didn't even have to eat rations, looking at the little guy like that, he shouldn't have eaten for a few days, right?

Aren't these people all immortals? Immortals are also afraid of hunger?

Although he is indeed a little hungry now, it seems that it is just this bowl of noodles, and the little guy in front of him looks less than two years old, and he doesn't know what it has to do with his predecessor.

"Eat, I'm not hungry!"

"Toot toot...... Don't dare!"

"Oh, why is that?"

"The marshal's physical exertion is relatively large, and he doesn't have any meals in the morning, a bowl of noodles is not enough to eat, if Dudu eats, the marshal will have nothing to eat. ”

Not to mention, although this little guy doesn't look big, he's quite sensible, a fairy is a fairy, such a small doll, I'm afraid it's not weaned in the world, right?

"It's okay, let's eat it, I'm in a bad mood, I can't eat it, and it's a waste to put it away. "This is the truth, I finally crossed the marshal of Tianpeng, thinking that I could turn over from now on, but who knew that there was suddenly no mana, and the gap was too big, and no one would be in a better mood.

"But ......"

"If you want to eat, you can eat, what is so much nonsense?" Qi Lin was really a little impatient, and couldn't help but roar.

The little guy was startled, his eyes were red, as if he was about to cry, but he didn't dare to answer.

Qi Lin had no choice but to say helplessly: "It's okay to be half a person, right? If you're hungry, who will find me food in the future?"

"Oh!" so the little guy didn't refuse, I saw him wave, and I didn't know where to conjure a bowl, so envious that Qi Lin's eyes were about to bulge.

Even this little guy can spell, and he is a marshal who is a little white, and he really wants to die.

"Just jump into this heavenly river and drown, maybe you can cross it again!" Qi Lin thought.

In the blink of an eye, the little guy swept away the noodles in the bowl. After thinking about it, Qi Lin simply poured the noodles into his stomach and licked the corners of his mouth, it seemed to taste good?

He suddenly remembered that he had just said that this bowl of noodles was paid tribute by a poor scholar? So he said that he should have a temple in the mortal world, but it seems that the incense is not very prosperous, otherwise why is it such a bowl of noodles?

It's miserable!

But that's not right? It stands to reason that no matter how miserable the dignified Marshal Tianpeng is, he won't even have enough to eat, right? Even if he is punished by the Jade Emperor, will there be no other source of income? Take 10,000 steps back, even if all the sources are seized by the Jade Emperor, then he at least has a general, and a lot of people can give him gifts.

But the previous marshal Tianpeng was so decrepit, not only did he not have anything to eat, but even his life was inexplicable.

What happened? This plot is too far from Journey to the West. Is this the Heavenly Court in Journey to the West? You have to figure it out as soon as possible, otherwise it's too passive.

But at the moment, it seems that there is still a trouble to be solved first, the monkey has come to Tianhe to release the horse, and he has to find a way to stop it, otherwise he will definitely anger the Jade Emperor, and it will be a big trouble. But just a few subordinates will definitely not be able to stop Brother Monkey who will change seventy-two, and he has no mana now, and it is not enough for Brother Monkey to knock him with a stick, and if he goes, it is equivalent to sending him to death. But if you don't go, the monkey will put the horse here sooner or later, and you can't pretend not to see it, right? If this reaches the ears of the Jade Emperor, maybe he will be beaten with dozens of hundred dragon whips, and Marshal Tianpeng can't stand it, how can he stand it if he is a dead runner?

What to do?

By the way, after the failure of Tianpeng vs. Sun Wukong in Journey to the West, he went directly to the Jade Emperor to complain.

That's right, the complaint!

Anyway, the plot has been completely detached from Journey to the West, so just let it be more outrageous, skip the battle with the monkey directly, and sue the royal court!

Thinking about Qi Lin, he made up his mind.

"By the way, Dudu, help me arrange a ...... Uh, ride, take me to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!"

According to Qi Lin's thoughts, he is a marshal, and there is a great mount in the family, although he doesn't know what kind of mount it is, but there is still a dodo.

Anyway, it was impossible for him to walk to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, not to mention how far the distance was, he didn't know where the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was at all. What's more, he now knows a Dudu, as for the immortals in the sky, he doesn't know any of them, if there is no Dudu to lead the way, I'm afraid that he may not know the Jade Emperor sitting in front of him.

The ghost knows if this immortal in Heaven looks the same as in Journey to the West, anyway, he hasn't seen that one before!

"Don't all marshals usually like to fly? those mounts are not as fast as marshals! and marshals never usually take Dudu there!" Dudu looked a little aggrieved.

Qi Lin touched his nose, what did this make him say?

"Ahem...... I've been in a bad mood lately and don't want to fly, hey, speaking of which, I used to snub you, but I didn't expect that when I was the most down, you were the only one with me, so I want to change my previous attitude, don't worry, no matter where I go in the future, I won't leave you behind. Qi Lin made a very sad look, he is still a little good at acting and fooling people, not to mention that the other party is still a child.

"Really, thank you, Marshal, Marshal, Dudu will go and prepare a car for you......" Hearing Qi Lin's words, the little guy's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly ran towards the backyard, shouting excitedly as he ran: "Wow, the marshal took me to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to play Luo!"

Qi Lin smiled helplessly, sure enough, he was still a child, but suddenly he remembered an embarrassing question, seeing Dudu's excited appearance, he should rarely go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and he was still thinking about this little guy as a guide, it seems that he is thinking too much.

But since he agreed, Qi Lin naturally won't regret it, it's better to go less than not to go at all, at least he knows how to go to Lingxiao Treasure Palace, right?