Three months later, they came to Lushan, because Xiaoyao they heard that the idiot and Lu Sigua were competing with various sects on Lushan. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info so come here and say goodbye to the idiots.

I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain. Perennial fog, mysterious like a fairy of the Lushan, now also rare open true face, like a piece of towering jade, embedded in the jasper carved screen, childish and pleasant. Tianduan Peak is located at the southern foot of Lushan Mountain, not towering, but also precipitous, no two efforts, want to climb, but also have to spend a lot of effort.

But it's much easier to climb up today. From the bottom of the mountain to the peak, there are dragon-shaped flags, which are full of the names of the idiot and the four trigrams of Lu, flying with the wind, majestic. In addition to flags, there are ropes. Grabbing the rope and climbing up is not dangerous at all, it is time-saving and easy, and the idiot is designed for those who join in the fun.

Since August 14, people have climbed this peak one after another, ready to participate in this martial arts event. They walked slowly towards the top of the mountain. At the top of the peak, a width of dozens of zhang and a relatively flat place, there is already a stall that sells moon cakes.

In fact, this stall only has three big boxes, a small box, and that's it. The two old men in charge of sales are two old men, one thin and one fat, very prominent, especially the non-stop voice, which makes people feel that they are very energetic.

It's August 15 Mid-Autumn Festival. Under the guidance of the Shaolin head of the void, the nine major sects have rushed to this place. Fifty zhang square, almost hundreds of people gathered, pure admirers are scattered around, and even climb to the top of the higher peak, condescending, see more clearly. Invisibly, they all took the moon cake stall as the center, formed a fan-shape, and quietly waited for the little idiot to come. However, the moon cake stall took the opportunity to make a fortune, and the cries continued.

The fat old man smiled and said: "Strange, tonight is the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, why don't you bring moon cakes to enjoy the moon? ”

The thin old man said: "Today's business is done, enough for me to eat for half a year, can you do me a favor?"

The two of them roared and shouted, not doing business, just smiling and welcoming people, as if they were sure that the mooncakes would definitely be sold.

Dongfang Qiuping said, "Brother Xiaoyao, why haven't you seen them yet!"

Xiaoyao pointed to the fat and thin old man and said, "They are." “

Ling'er said happily, "I don't know what the hell are they doing?"

Xiaoyao smiled, "Anyway, I'm idle, I want to see if their martial arts have improved." “

The idiot did not arrive on time, and everyone waited from noon to dusk, even into night. In the distance, the clouds are quiet, and a bright moon has poked out a smile, and the bright silver light is cast on the peak, without a trace of vulgarity. If in normal times, these people at the top of the peak have already made the wine to the moon, and chanted poems to the moon, how elegant it is, it is like being stuffy and panicking now, and the people have not come, and the stomach is almost hungry.

"Sell moon cakes, sell moon cakes, moon cakes are round like silver rounds, round and be happy and fragrant and full of flavor and flavor.

Xiaoyao walked over, "Boss, come on a few pieces." “

The idiot looked at Xiaoyao and wanted to call the master, but was stopped by Xiaoyao. Cleverly took out a few pieces of mooncakes and gave them to Xiaoyao.

Everyone kind of understands why the idiot wants them to bring their own mooncakes. The crowd couldn't help but shout, "Come on!"

"Okay!" the thin old man immediately sent over: "Three taels of silver a piece." ”

The man was stunned and said, "It wasn't a penny just now, how can you ......?"

"Weren't you hungry just now! Mooncakes are worthless, but now that you're hungry, the mooncakes have also earned interest!" The thin old man said, "Do you want to?"

The thin old man took the silver and turned to the fat old man with a smile and said, "If this situation continues, tonight's business will be enough for us to eat for three years." ”

Ling'er and Dongfang Qiuping were eating moon cakes and laughing at the people who were being tricked by the little idiots below.

Ling'er said, "Brother, look, your apprentice is still business-minded, how can he be like you, and you have to ask me to force you to earn money back." “

Shaking his head speechlessly, he said, "I didn't know at the time, the guests can still talk with silver, otherwise." I have taken all the treasures from the city. “

Ling'er just snorted lightly, didn't speak, and continued to whisper to Dongfang Qiuping.

The bright moon on the silver plate has risen to the middle of the sky, and everyone understands that it has been nearly three watches. Still nowhere to be seen. Nothingness has already said: "Could it be that the idiots are playing with us?" Many people have thought so, they have a feeling of crying and laughing, in the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, all the way to come here to starve, and to see people selling moon cakes?

The thin old man simply stood on the empty box and shouted, "Don't worry! Don't worry! The little old man has made a contract with the idiot hero, and the mooncakes can't be sold, he won't come out!"

The fat old man also shouted: "If you want to see people, just buy moon cakes, right?"

Where is the idiot?" Bo Xin suddenly grabbed the thin old man and asked.

The thin old man screamed: "Let it go! The contract doesn't include telling you this, don't you get it after you buy the mooncakes?"

Bo Xin sneered: "You are still hard-mouthed!" She was about to urge her internal strength again to persecute the thin old man, but the old man had already screamed: "Let go! Let go! I say! " Bo Xin sneered, did not let go, and said coldly: "Forgive you and dare not say it!"

Everyone thought that the old man would tell the truth, but the old man said seriously: "There is still half of the Moon Festival in the wooden box, and if the business is good, it will be sold out soon!"

"You?" Bo Xin was stunned, he didn't expect the old man to answer like this, and he was stunned for a while. There was already a lot of laughter from the crowd.

The thin old man had already broken free from her grasp when she was in a hurry, drilled into the back of the box, and said, "If you buy them all, I'll give you a twenty-percent discount, and it will be faster!"

Wataru wanted to catch up again, but Wataru had already spoken out to stop him: "Senior sister doesn't need to ask this peddler, the idiot will come out sooner or later." She had secretly nodded her head and said that it was a loss of identity for a group of elders to chase the hawkers.

Bo Xin snorted coldly again, glared at the thin old man, and Fang retreated back to his original place.

The thin old man laughed even more provocatively, and said, "What are you hesitating about? It's almost four watches, if you don't eat moon cakes, are you worthy of Chang'e in the Moon Palace? Quick! Don't let Chang'e laugh at you, three taels of silver moon cakes, where to find them? Come and buy them! There are not many opportunities!" He picked up a few moon cakes and sold them to the masses.

"Hahahahaha" Dongfang Qiuping and Ling'er couldn't stop laughing.

Dongfang Qiuping said, "I really didn't expect the idiot to be so fun?" After speaking, he continued to watch the play.

The group of heroes was angry, but there was nowhere to vent, and they let the two old men swagger and sell, but they couldn't do anything about them.

"Huh" looked into the distance and let out a surprise sound.

Ling'er and Dongfang Qiuping looked at Xiaoyao and asked, "What's wrong with my brother?"

also smiled and said, "There are masters, it seems that idiots can't do their business." “

The voice has already come when the words fall, "The wine has passed through the intestines, the fragrant meat is left in the mouth, I won't go to the sky, but there is no door to enter the ground, a stinky skin, and I can't fill it all day long!"

Everyone exclaimed: "Tongtian monk?" Thousands of eyes have been looking around, wanting to see this strange generation of people.

The thin old man looked like he was catching a trick: "I see that you are hungry and faint, the one in the sky is obviously Chang'e, the monk who came? Don't always imagine that the moon will shine, just think it's the monk's head, so much!"

The fat old man said, "Buy mooncakes to eat, wake up! Otherwise, it will be even worse if you become a nun!"

Before the words were finished, a light breeze swept by, and there was already an extra "moon" in the field, shining in front of the thin old man.

Nothingness and all the Shaolin disciples have bowed: "Master!"

This person is the most respected "Tongtian monk" of the Shaolin generation, nearly 100 years old, but he is still full of red face, no old age, sloppy and tattered, but the half of the robe draped on the shoulders can be intact, and he also holds a gourd in his hand, and he is always used to sending it to his mouth. He was drinking, and he didn't have time to speak.

The thin old man had already shouted: "Hey! Call the flower monk! Bachelors don't stand in the way of wealth! Don't be prestigious there, if you want to drink, I'll show you a drink next time! Throw a moon cake to him, and said with a smile: "For Chang'e's sake, I'll reward you with one, stand aside!"

The monk was stunned and took the moon cake and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?" asked the thin old man.

The monk pointed to the void and said, "I am his uncle, the "Tongtian monk" outside the number, the Jiuqian Zen master!"

The thin old man smiled, "Do you know who I am?"

Jiuqian said: "Who are you?"

"I'm "Ten Thousand Flatbreads"!

The thin old man laughed sarcastically: "It's better than your 'nine thousand tragic deaths'! I think you're not "tragically dead" but starved to death, right?"

The monk looked at him in amazement. The fat old man said: "I am "100,000 flatbreads", which is enough to win you 91,000 thousand, deducting the one in your hand, and 99,900 and 99." ”

Monk Tongtian suddenly turned into laughter: "What a 10,000 big cake, what an idiot! Sure enough, he is clever and witty, admire and admire!"

The thin old man glared at him and pushed his hands towards him: "Go away, go away!" Old man, I'm in the mooncake business, what's wrong with you?"

The eyes of the heroes had already moved to the thin old man, and as soon as the monk said it, they thought that except for the idiot, who else had such sharp teeth? However, no matter what words and deeds these two people had, they could not see any flaws at all, they were too much like old men, and they couldn't help but hesitate.

Tongtian monk said: "Idiot, don't pretend anymore! Selling two boxes of moon cakes is not enough?"

"What idiot and idiot? If you don't leave, I'm going to beat you to white and eat only tumor meat buns!" the thin old man hurried.

Monk Tongtian changed his mind for a moment, turned to the fat old man, and said, "Don't pretend to be a big watermelon of yours!" Half of your beard has fallen off, who do you want to hide?"

"Is there that?" the fat old man reached for his white beard. The thin man hurriedly tried to stop it, but it was too late, and his beard was caught, revealing a pair of thick lips.

Xiaoyao patted his head: "Alas, the two apprentices are really different, one is smart to death, and the other is stupid."

The monk Tongtian was already laughing, and the crowd was in a commotion, and someone shouted, "He's an idiot!" The idiot was not polite, he got up, quickly greeted Duxin, and forced her back with a volley palm, and with a light snap, he had swept back to his original position cleanly, revealing a very pure kung fu. Du Xin flew upside down and landed, and he took a few steps back in a row, and then stabilized his body, his face was slightly pale, and his breathing was short. She wanted to make another move, but was stopped by Watarina. The two sides suddenly became opposed.

The idiot looked at the moon cakes, disappointed: "There are only less than a hundred, can't you help you? Business is business! Grievances are grievances! How can they be mixed together?"

The idiot said: "After holding it all day, don't you feel very hungry?"

Nothingness said: "Idiot, you are playing tricks on all the major sects in the world, but there is no one in your eyes, right?"

The idiot said: "Alas, old monk, I obviously stated on the post that I want to bring my own moon cakes, why don't you bring them? Otherwise, how could this happen? It doesn't matter if you look down on me, I will send you moon cakes, is it also wrong?"

He has skillfully pushed his "faults" onto the void people, all because they look down on the idiots and do not follow the words of the prayer post. If you carry mooncakes up the mountain, none of this will happen. When he said this, Nothingness didn't know how to answer.

The little idiot had an idea and shouted: "Hey, old monk, you patronize yourself, and you don't think about your monks and disciples?" If they lose the battle in the future, see how you explain to the Shaolin ancestors?"

The monk Tongtian looked at him and said with a smile: "Good boy, not only are people fine, but even business is so piled up to the end, leaving no inventory, and making the old man jealous, how can there be a person like you in the world?"

The idiot laughed and said: "I can't sell it, that's because you dismantle my platform, this account, we have to calculate, and if you can sell it, it's your creation! Be jealous, eat your fists, whatever you choose!"

Monk Tongtian smiled indifferently and said, "Okay, the old man will repay your debt, anyway, you won't live long, I should let you a little." ”