It turned out that it was, a misunderstanding. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The eighth brother invited the VIP to the banquet, which was the instruction of the Dragon Lord and the arrangement of the Prime Minister of the Turtle.

And in Heishui River, everyone knows that General Ha's family loves to joke the most.

Of course, the eighth brother is not dead, Sensei said that the eighth brother, the world is a toad, and the kung fu of pretending to be dead is first-class, and the current eighth brother is even more alive than Zhu Dashao, laughing through his belly.

Everything is fake.

But the treat is real, and that's enough.

The Dragon Palace of Heishui River is no better than the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, but the entrance hall is open and bright, the house is clean, simple but not simple.

Chicken, duck, fish, fruits, snacks, anyway, are all kinds of tributes, and a table is full: "Smack!"

But Zhu Dashao, the remaining anger has not subsided, and it is useless for anyone to explain: "Playing me as a monkey, it's too much! You turtle-"

This is a shooting case, pointing at the turtle prime minister: "The thief's eyebrows and rat eyes are like a traitor and a lackey at a glance!"

As soon as he said this, Prime Minister Gui immediately retracted his head into his neck, feeling that he had no face to see people: "And you!

Of course, who caught Zhu Dashao's buttocks, everyone could see it: "Goo. ”

General Crab spit out two bubbles, his eyes were already drooping to his nostrils, and he quibbled to himself: "Confused, confused, I thought it was a tribute, a live pig." Goo. ”

"Live, you!" This Temadi, blind dog's eyes, Zhu Dashao wanted to stuff his eyes into the navel at that time: "Shut up!"

Fortunately, accompanied and served, a group of snail spirit clam girls: "Holy monk, rest your anger~~"

"Elder Zhu~~You are so handsome~~"

"Come on~~Come on~~ Taste a crab stick first, and then taste two fish balls~~"

"Is it delicious, is it delicious?"

"Hmm~~"

It's delicious, it's delicious, but these snail spirit mussels are like ghosts, and Zhu Dashao is about to vomit: "Go, go, ugly monsters, who wants you to feed them! Get out, get out!"

The mussel spirit snail girl hid her face and retreated, and tears fell into beads: "Auntie, Auntie." ”

At this time, the dragon king struck and chanted: "The lord is as he pleases, it is said to be noble, and the guests have no food, fortunately there is Ajiao-"

This sentence, anyway, Zhu Dashao is Mu You understands.

But at that time, the words fell.

Mo Xu, how much, Mr. Ye, and Prime Minister Turtle, and General Crab-

Ten eyes, one curtain.

The curtain was speechless.

Zhu Dashao suddenly had a premonition: "Who? what's wrong? what, feet?"

Not to mention, Zhu Dashao's hunch is usually very accurate, especially when a beautiful woman is about to appear: "Shhhhhh

Mo Xuan attached his ears and whispered: "Ajiao, she is the daughter of the Black Water Dragon King, and the dragon girl is away from Jiao." ”

"What?The Dragon Lady?Is it pretty?"

Zhu Dashao always goes straight to the point when he speaks, but fortunately, Mo Xuan is also used to it: "Of course, this aunt is said to be peerless in appearance and unparalleled in beauty, and she is already so beautiful that she cries ghosts and gods!!"

"Huh?" Zhu Dashao said in surprise: "You, this, it's too ......"

Mo Xuan was in pain, and immediately changed his words: "Of course, compared to my family, it's still a little worse! No, it's not a little worse!

finally bowed his head and obediently shut up: "Cough!"

How much on the side, smiled softly: "How much?

Again!

At this time, Mo Xuan was colorless on the ground, and he didn't dare to scream: "~~!!"

It means: "Da Shao~~ Save me!!"

Roger that!

As the eldest brother, every time there is such a critical moment, Zhu Dashao will come forward: "Stop!"

At that time, how much, I still pinched Mo Xu's ears and slammed them, and I didn't give any face in front of the public: "Stop? Stop? Okay, okay, I'll stop~~"

The little hand let go and went up to take a bite: "One more bite!"

Mo was in great pain, and yelled loudly: "Ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"

Look at this, the nest, the young man was furious, and shouted, "Shut up!

"Bah, you pig!"

"You!" Da Shao was angry and attacked his heart: "Capital crime!"

At that moment, he flew up and kicked the demon girl who murdered her husband, and couldn't help but say that it was a good beating: "Call you ruthless! Crazy you! Dare to fight back! Dare to be arrogant! I *********!!!!!"

That's how many bodies are riding: "Ping-pong, ping-pong, ding, bang, dang! gang!"

That is true.

What kind of money, beauty, including eating, drinking, and having fun, those are all floating clouds~~

Regardless of the gods or monsters, as long as they dare to bully Mo Xu, it is a capital crime.

Kill!

No forgiveness!

"Card~"

Someone is laughing, is it Auntie?

That smile is very fine, very slight, and it is extremely ingenious and wonderful, like the first drop of spring rain, falling on the eaves~~

provoked a murmur, but in the swallow's nest: "Auntie?"

The dragon king was startled, and he said, "Auntie!"

......

......

......

The Black Water Dragon King, famous.

There is no child under his knees, only one daughter, and her name is divorced.

Eighty years old, flowers and moons, the dragon girl is the most dazzling pearl of the eight hundred miles of Heishui River, the pride of hundreds of millions of water tribes.

That's a thousand good, but there is only one bad thing, that is, not laughing.

Not by nature, it must have been 50 years since I said this.

Fifty years ago, Lijiao's mother died, and after fifty years, Lijiao has not laughed once.

Lijiao's mother was originally a fisherman, and she was almost forty when she gave birth to Lijiao.

But life and death are parting, and parting is unacceptable.

So no more laughing.

Don't marry either.

The dragon girl is leaving, and her mind is to practice, just because the Black Water Dragon King is not a real dragon and her bloodline is not pure.

It's Jiao, and people, who gave birth to Lijiao, and Lijiao is not a dragon girl.

This is the crux of the matter, let's just say, marrying someone, not to mention whether it is a good match or not, if you marry a twenty-year-old guy fifty years ago-

Now it is not a widow, but also a widow, and it is unacceptable to leave Jiao.

As for having children, let alone giving birth, for example, having another young and young child, and raising him from childhood to adulthood, you have to provide for him in old age and send him to the end.

Therefore, human beings must be excluded, and Lijiao can live to be a thousand years old.

And the youth is eternal, and the face does not change.

Humans can't make it, and dragons can't make it, for example, eighteen years ago.

The third prince of the Dragon Palace in the South China Sea is handsome enough, rich and rich, rare and pure-blooded, and has never been married-

All the same, not happy!

For example, all dragons must have horns on their heads, especially when they are in estrus, they will definitely be exposed~~

Maybe some people think that it is very handsome, it is because they have never seen an elk, and Lijiao doesn't want to be pricked by him when he kisses affectionately, so he resolutely shakes his head! Fortunately, there is no real saw, because the saw is also a white saw, and it will also grow drips~~ Second, after advice, I saw with my own eyes that in the study room of Liluo Shu, all four walls were hung with dragon horns......

The separation of the Heishui River is so beautiful, and the dragons from all over the world know it.

There are not a thousand, but there are also eight hundred, dragon sons and dragon grandchildren, all kinds of dragons, they have been on a blind date for decades, and they are annoying.

The main father, divorced and forced to marry, divorced was also forced to be helpless, so he made conditions-

I can get married, just make me laugh!

It's Zhu Dashao!

Oh my God, fifty years have passed, and Lijiao's smiling muscles have degenerated: "Hehe~~"

Where the bead curtain moved, the jade jue jingled, and Lijiao appeared, covering her mouth and chuckling: "You idiot, it's funny~~"

Not to mention, that nerd, how funny: "!!"

At that time, Zhu Dashao didn't speak, but he saw it with both eyes, and his heart was full of exclamation marks-

How beautiful is it?

Only Zhu Dashao can describe it, at that time, Zhu Dashao only felt that the boulder was broken in the chest, the stick was stuffed in the back of the head, the hundred claws scratched the heart and was crooked, the spirit of the object was light and fluttering, dry and white, slightly drunk and drunk~~

This has not yet been seen clearly: "Sister!"

Nerds!

But I didn't expect it, who would have thought that Lijiao smiled and walked straight to Mo Xu: "The ears are long, is it a rabbit demon?"