After Zhu Dashao changed into a pig's head, Mo Xuan became a pig's head again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

If you don't say it, it's hard to be a brother, Zhu Dashao is the softest-hearted, and Mo Xuan is a temperless person, so Mo Xuan came to Zhu Dashao to cry, Zhu Dashao had to comfort him and said, what is the end of the world where there is no grass, why is the husband without a wife, since ancient times, there are many disasters and waters, and the house leaks coincides with the overnight rain, in short, it is better to be obsessed with the boundless sea of suffering, it is better to turn back to the shore on the precipice, and simply shave the monk to follow the example of Master Zhu, so that he can rely on the evil and the misfortune, just like Zhu Dashao's strong ambition through the sky and latitude, not married to the small one......

Do not say.

Zhu Dashao also cried.

Young Master Mo smiled again.

In fact, there is no need to persuade that all tragic endings are the source of all happiness, and this is the human heart.

Small, cold bystanders.

First, Mo Xuan didn't take it seriously at all.

Second, his gloating face made Xiao Xiao very angry!

Third, it is small, you know everything, and you can see through people's hearts.

It is enough to have these three points, Mo Xuan is an embroidered pillow that judges people by appearance, and a donkey dung ball that is not useful, this is Gui Xiaoxiao's evaluation of him.

It should be said that it is conclusive and extremely pertinent.

I don't understand fart, and I'm pretentious, so Mo Xuan can't even compare to one of Zhu Dashao's toes, and he deserves this retribution: "Sister-in-law?

You see.

Just because of the ** was beaten, this teased the little sister-in-law again: "Mrs. Sister-in-law?"

It's small, just don't care.

There is a knife on the head of the color word, I really didn't expect it, and the turtle word is also on the head: "There are fine things in Qiankun, there is no article in the treasure, carved as a weapon in the world, and the true nature is injured once - "

The pig's head chanted a poem and said to a turtle: "Good!"

Zhu Dashao clapped his hands and said happily: "Good poetry!"

This is in praise of the small, the dripping turtle shell is as beautiful as jade, and the sex is as warm as jade, and the virtuous is to death: "Click!"

The small head and neck of the cold and unaware shot out, and bit down hard: "Ah!!"

Chopsticks, maintaining the posture of holding vegetables, Zhu Dashao exclaimed: "This !!"

Right hand, index finger, Mo Xuan exclaimed in pain: "Let go, let go!" That's a habit, it's not the right way at this time: "Loosen up――――――――――――――――――! Loosen up!"

Why?

It can only be said that he deserves it, this prodigal son of the disciple actually dares to touch the small, holy and beautiful jade shell: "Da Shao! Da Shao!"

had to ask for help, Yu Zhu Dashao: "Don't be afraid! I have a way!"

Zhu Dashao: "En~~En~~"

Call.

Useless.

Gui Xiaoxiao, but also angry, blindly biting: "Ahh!!!!!!!!h

Already, I have bitten the bone, and I am about to bite it off: "Stop! No, stop!"

Zhu Dashao was, furious: "Return!

Speaking and picking up a sharp knife with a cow's ear, it was for cutting a roast leg of mutton, and his voice was fierce, pointing and shouting: "Ah! You poisonous woman, Hugh is rampant! If you don't let go, chop off your land!"

What do you think?

Brothers are like siblings, good wives are like clothes, and they can be seen at the critical moment: "I count to three, one!"

At that time, Gui Xiaoxiao's heart was as cold as water, and all thoughts were discouraged: "Two!"

Finally, he slowly let go of his mouth, and tears were already flowing in his eyes: "You cut, you cut, you cut, Zhu!

When he said this, he retracted his head and wept, aggrieved: "Xianggong...... You're ...... Hack me to death...... Anyway, people ...... I have lost my innocence...... Babbling ......"

Quiescence.

Zhu Dashao held a knife and opened his mouth-

Mo Xuan burst into tears and pouted his fingers—

The two brothers were dumbfounded, only to see that they were small, smaller, smaller, smaller, smaller......

And then, barely visible, turned into a flea.

also cried to himself, miserable and sad in his ears: "Marry a chicken...... Marry a dog...... Anyway...... In this life...... It's not ...... to be a ghost Woo babble~"

In the end, quietly.

......

......

"Small, small?" Zhu Dashao, holding his breath, brought his eyes closer to the table to look: "Beloved wife, beloved wife?"

Mo Xuan forgot the pain for a while, and said in his heart, how is it possible?

"Baby?"

Zhu Dashao's eyes were already bulging: "Dear?"

.

And then there's, "Huh?"

Nope.

It's small, it's gone.

This is one of the secret techniques of the black water turtle family, Sumeru mustard seeds.

The two of them are, looking at each other!

Zhu Dashao, but he really picked up a treasure, this Sumeru mustard seed technique is a talent and magical power, rare in the world, and there is no way to use it.

......

......

"Impossible!" Zhu Dashao vetoed, his brows furrowed: "In the stomach?

Mo Xuan was listening, listening attentively: "Xianggong...... Xianggong ......"

It's like listening to the fetus: "Really, really, you listen!"

"This!" Zhu Dashao also heard it, and a thin voice came from his stomach: "Fugui...... Xianggong ......"

It's over.

Returning to Xiaoxiao, it did drill into Zhu Dashao's stomach: "Mo Xu, dodge!"

Zhu Dashao, taking a deep breath, lifted the wind-pulling robe, revealing a fat white belly: "Gui Xiaoxiao, you come out!"

Small: "Don't ...... Don't ......"

"Ha!" Mo suddenly got up and suddenly smiled: "I know, it's not in my stomach!"

"Huh?"

"I'll just say, through the belly, the voice will not be so clear, you see-" Mo Xuan pointed at it, and the young man lowered his head: "The hiding place is the navel!"

Damn it!

I guessed it for him again, so that he wouldn't get into his stomach so that he was so dirty: "Sizzle~~~~~"

Zhu Dashao gasped: "Really, really?

......

Zhu Dashao can't see his belly button at all, but he can pick it: "Hmph!!, good you~~ give me~~ rough come!"

......

Zhu Dashao's navel is round and deep.

Speaking of the navel, let's popularize science.

The navel is the only acupuncture point in the human body that can be seen and touched.

Because of the internal connection of the twelve meridians, the five internal organs, the limbs and the hundreds of remains, the five palaces, the skin and flesh and tendons, it has always been regarded as the key point of treatment by doctors.

That's not the point.

The point is to enrich the dripping nerves: "Ahh

At that time, Zhu Dashao's hand had not yet been cut in, so he screamed: "Ah!"

Sore, numb, painful, and itchy, I only felt an electric current, which rushed straight to the glands of the lower body: "Ah!"

Screaming three times in a row, covering the navel with both hands, Zhu Dashao bent down in pain: "What's wrong? What's wrong?

Mo Xuan also asked, "Are you okay?"

Needless to say, biting the middle finger is merciless, and this bite hits the core of the navel: "Ahh

That taste~~

Seven bites, seven calls, Zhu Dashao woke up like a dream: "Small! Don't! bite!"

"Get on your knees!"

Inside the umbilicus, Xiaoxiao's eyes widened angrily, and he shouted crisply: "Admit your mistake!

This trick is too poisonous, Zhu Dashao is helpless: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, it's not okay if I'm wrong!"

"Get on your knees!"

Helpless, he knelt down: "And you!"

At this time, Mo Xuan saw that something was wrong, tiptoed, and wanted to run: "Come back!"

"No, my hand is broken, I'll go ......"

"Get on your knees!"

Don't be helpless, go and see the big and young-

"Ahh!!――――――――――h

Presumably, giving birth to a child is not as painful as Dashao, and Mo Xuan is helpless, so he has to kneel: "Hey!"

"Apologize!"

"Yes, the villain is not vain, he has no eyes, he is bold, he offends his sister-in-law, he deserves to die, and he deserves to be bitten ......"

"Phew!"

"The villain is not vain, the crime is extremely evil, he should be cut with a thousand knives and executed by Ling Chi!" This Zhu Dashao relieved himself again: "Right, Xiaoxiao?"

"Hmph~~"

"And I, Zhu Fugui, made the mistake of being confused for a while, and I made friends carelessly, so I made such a big mistake, please, inside, a good wife!

"Zhu Fugui, shut up!"

“......”

"Mo Xu!"

"In!"

"Kowtow to make amends, slap yourself!"

"Huh?"

"Ah!!h

Monai.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Dashao Hero I was planted in the hands of Gui Xiaoxiao: "I was wrong, sister-in-law, I should die, I should fight ......"

......

......

......

The world is changing too fast.

When Duo and Lijiao held hands, talking and laughing and laughing both entered the door, the sisters and sisters screamed endlessly, and the relationship was just like honey blending oil: "Bang, Bang, Bang!Bang!Bang!"

Mo Xuan Gongzi was kneeling on the ground, facing Zhu Dashao, and slapped himself with his intact left hand: "I should die, I should fight, pop, pop, pop......"

And Zhu Dashao cried bitterly: "Two hundred and forty-eight, two hundred and forty-nine, two hundred and fifty-one......"

The second daughter, turn a blind eye.

Hand in hand, through the curtain, Tingting curling~~

Walk away.