Chapter 2 Fooling Duan Yu

After Lin Jie crawled out of the woods, he felt thirsty and tired, and the clothes on his body that had been changed by the system were also torn to rot, and he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Why do you want to travel into the woods, don't you know how to find a normal place?

He finally came to a small town along the official road, found an inn at random, and was about to go in to cheat a meal, who knew that the shopkeeper saw him dressed in tatters, thinking he was a beggar, so he didn't let him in. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Shopkeeper, let him in, I'll pay his money together. I saw a young man in Tsing Yi coming over and saying. When the shopkeeper saw that someone was paying, he didn't bother to rush anymore.

Lin Jie looked at the young man at this time, and saw that he was dressed as a Confucian and should be a scholar, so he thanked him: "Thank you Gongzi for helping just now." But in his heart, he thought that this meal had fallen, and the future food might also fall on him.

The young man in Tsing Yi smiled humbly: "It's a trivial matter, don't be polite." Your Excellency is a member of the beggar gang, I often hear my father say that North Qiao Feng and South Murong, I admire the leader of the Qiao Gang very much!"

", Lao Tzu has been forced to become a beggar~ Okay, anyway, the beggar gang is quite popular now, so let's borrow Qiao Feng's name for the time being!" Lin Jie thought so in his heart, but asked in his mouth: "I don't know the name of Gongzi, does Gongzi know our Qiao gang leader?" The young man in Tsing Yi arched his hand and said: "In Xia Duan Yu, Dali people's family, I just heard my father talk about the Qiao gang leader of your gang, but I never had the opportunity to know him." ”

Lin Jie had 10,000 grass and mud horses running over in his heart, and he met the main master, he was thinking about the idea of beating the Northern Spiritual Skill and Zhong Ling's sister, should he fool Duan Yu to go home? To be honest, he was afraid that the protagonist's aura would ruin Lao Tzu's plan, or should he fool Duan Yu to go home.

As soon as he summed it up in his heart, he pretended to be surprised and said: "It turns out that Your Excellency is Duan Gongzi, who just came back from Wuliang Mountain, and when he was in Wuliang Mountain, he met four people who inquired about Duan Gongzi's whereabouts, as if he was in a hurry to find Gongzi You, I don't know if Duan Gongzi knows him?" Duan Yu heard this, he became anxious, and said: "Oh no, my father must have sent four uncles to find me back, I originally wanted to follow Ma Wuye to Wuliang Mountain for a visit, but now it seems that I can't go." After a while, Duan Yu said again: "Thank you for informing me of the news, I haven't asked your name yet?" Lin Jie arched his hand and said: "Under Lin Jie, it is ...... Beggars help disciples. ”

Duan Yu pulled Lin Jie to sit down and said, "Acquaintance is fate, sit down and have a glass of water and wine together." Lin Jie sat down helplessly, and wondered in his heart: "This nerd has a Yang Finger and a Six-Vein Divine Sword at home, but he abandons it and doesn't learn it, and he doesn't care all day long, what do you do when you come out, I have to find a way to deceive the One Yang Finger and the Six-Vein Divine Sword in the future? Hey~ People are more than people and force people to death, Yali Mountain is big!"

Suddenly, Lin Jie had an idea, looked at Duan Yu with a sincere face, took Duan Yu's hand and said: "Brother Duan, you and I hit it off at first sight, why don't we worship as brothers, how about it?" Duan Yu was grabbed by him, and in the face of such a warm invitation, he was embarrassed to refuse, so he smiled and said: "I am eighteen this year, come, why don't you drink this glass of wine, you will be my eldest brother in the future." After drinking, Lin Jie and Duan Yu kowtowed to the sky three times, swore an oath, and became brothers.

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!"

Lin Jie said in his heart: "I finally know why the ancients liked to play worship so much, so there is one more little brother of the world, so cool that you don't want it, and the completion of the task in the future will fall on this little brother, hehe~"

"Big brother, I don't know where you're going next, second brother, I originally wanted to go to Wuliang Mountain, but I can't go now, and now I plan to go to Jiangnan for a while. Duan Yu asked.

Of course you can't go to Wuliang Mountain, with your protagonist's aura, I'm really afraid of dripping! Lin Jie looked pity and sighed: "Big brother, I still have things to do in my gang, so I can't accompany my second brother to play, after this meal, we will part ways for the time being, and we will have the opportunity to reunite in the future." Come, a toast to our affection!"

"Second brother, I don't know any martial arts, Brother Meng can afford it, worship with me, if you have something in the future, you can ask me for help. My father is the king of Dali Zhennan, and some small things can still be done. Duan Yu raised his wine glass and said.

"Oh, it turns out that the second brother is the son of Dali, but the eldest brother I took the liberty to worship. I don't know if the second brother has something to do when he comes out this time, do you need the help of the eldest brother?" Lin Jie pretended to be surprised, in fact, Duan Yu, this kid is not only a little more nerdy, but he is still quite righteous.

Duan Yu said: "I'm not afraid of the eldest brother's jokes, the second brother ran away from home this time because he didn't want to learn martial arts." I received Buddhist vows since I was a child, and my father invited a teacher to teach me to read the Four Books and Five Classics, poems and songs, and invited a senior monk to teach me to recite Buddhist scriptures. For more than ten years, I have learned the benevolence of Confucianism, pushing the extreme people, the Buddhist abstinence from killing and hate, and compassion, and suddenly my father taught me to practice martial arts, learn the method of beating and killing people, I naturally feel wrong. My father argued with me for three days in a row, but I was still unconvinced. He memorized many sentences of Buddhist scriptures incorrectly and misinterpreted them, so in a fit of anger, he ran away. ”

No wonder Duan Yu is such a nerd, it was all his father's fault, Lin Jie thought so in his heart, but he flickered in his mouth: "Second brother, if Ze is really kind-hearted, martial arts is indeed not a good thing, it always causes disputes in the rivers and lakes, and there is nothing good about fighting, killing and killing." ”

Duan Yuxi said: "Big brother, you are really my confidant, and finally someone understands me." My father often said that my nerd ideas were unrealistic, and if I met a wicked person, I would suffer a loss. ”

Lin Jie said in his heart, he became a good friend in such a flicker, the nerd is really easy to deceive, it is strange if you don't suffer losses in the future!

Lin Jie continued to flicker: "Everyone has their own ideals that they adhere to, and the second brother just wants everyone in the world to coexist peacefully without fighting, which is nothing wrong in itself." I'll tell my second brother a story about a husband and wife riding a donkey, and you'll understand. The wife rode a donkey, the husband led the donkey, and the passers-by pointed and pointed: What does it look like? This woman is so disagreeable, she actually let the man lead the donkey, the wife listens, blushes, and changes positions with the husband, the husband rides the donkey, the wife leads the donkey, and after a few steps, the passers-by start pointing again: What does it look like? This man is so disagreeable, he actually lets the woman lead the donkey, machismo. Then the husband blushed again, and they decided to ride the donkey together as husband and wife, and the two of them rode the donkey, and they didn't walk a few steps, and the passers-by pointed even more fiercely: What does it look like? Two people ride this little donkey, this is clearly animal cruelty. The couple was completely overwhelmed at this time, this is not good, that is not right, simply, they don't ride, and the two lead the donkey together. But as a result, the husband and wife were still pointed at by passers-by: These two people obviously have a donkey, but no one can ride it, so why do you raise this animal? The husband and wife really hate not to lead the donkey outside. This story is to tell us that since what we do will not please everyone, we should ride our own donkeys, go our own way, and laugh at them. ”

Duan Yu said: "Listening to my eldest brother's words today, it is really better than reading a book for ten years. Although the second brother didn't quite understand what the abuse of small animals was in the story, the story sounded quite Buddhist. That's right, everyone should stick to their own ideals and follow their own path, so why bother with other people's ideas. ”

After eating, Lin Jie and Duan Yu separated, hoping that with this flicker, Duan Yu would no longer practice martial arts, so that he would have a lot less pressure to make a girl or steal martial arts in the future, my good second brother, I have wronged you!

Lin Jie decided to follow Ma Wuye, a tea merchant, to Wuliang Mountain first, and then go to find the Northern Shengong, so that at least he didn't have to worry about food and clothing.