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The suburbs, hills, woods, Tatsu Pai Zheng.

"Everyone in the world knows that immortals are good, but they can't forget their fame!

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Where will the past and the present meet? A pile of grass is gone.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only gold and silver can't forget!

In the end, he only hated to gather much, and when he reached a long time, his eyes were closed.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only the wife can't forget it!

Jun's birthday said kindness, and Jun died and went with others.

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Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only the children and grandchildren can't forget!

There are many infatuated parents from ancient times, who has seen filial piety to their children and grandchildren?"

On the tree-lined path, a gorgeously dressed young man in brocade clothes walked and sang, seeing that he didn't look like a walk, not like enjoying the scenery, and sang this kind of vulgar ballad, which couldn't help but make people speechless. And this brocade-clothed young man is handsome, looking at the unique free and easy temperament, it is the turtle Wang Ming Derpy.

Just as he was singing energetically, he "swished" twice, and two old men suddenly flashed on the path five feet away in front of him. The two old men had childish faces, shook their heads, giggled and laughed, looking rejuvenated.

The white-bearded old man on the left grinned and said, "Boy, you sing well, can you teach grandpa me." ”

Ming Xiaoda was stunned.

The black-bearded old man on the right hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, handsome boy, don't teach him, he can't learn, he's stupid, he's the stupidest person in the world." You teach me, you teach me well, I can learn as soon as I learn, I am the smartest person in the world. ”

The white-bearded old man glared at the black-bearded old man and said, "Hmph, I'm stupid, you're stupid, you're the stupidest fool in the world, there's nothing you can learn that I can't learn, hum." ”

"You can learn? laugh to death, look at your stupid look and know that you can't do it, you can't do it, of course I can do it. Blackbeard said.

"Fart, look at your black beard, you know that your teeth haven't grown yet, where are you going to learn things?" the old man with the white beard replied.

The black-bearded old man widened his eyes and said, "Why are you so dirty, you dare to say the most ugly word in the world, farting, you are really uneducated, hehe, you know that white-bearded people are very disgusting." ”

"Let it go...... Don't reason with you idiot, hey, boy, teach me to sing. The white-bearded old man jumped over as he spoke, grabbing the stunned Derpy with both hands.

"No, no, no, handsome boy, don't teach him, teach me. Old Man Blackbeard grabbed Derpy's left hand as well.

Derpy wanted to shake off their hands, but suddenly felt weak, and it turned out that his hands were actually clasped by his wrists. He wanted to use his magic skills to resist, but suddenly a thought flashed through him, and it was not too much to play tricks on these two old living treasures.

He pretended to be weak and shouted, "Quickly let go of my hand, my hand will be broken! ”

The black-bearded old man hurriedly let go and said, "Handsome boy, don't blame me, it was the white-bearded fool who buckled your hand first, if your hand is broken, you will go to him." ”

Not to be outdone, the white-bearded old man said: "Nonsense, if it weren't for you idiot forcing me, how could I have buckled his wrist, and I have to blame him." ”

"I'm forcing you? So you're stupid and you're afraid of me, okay, I'm afraid of me, then I'll decide to learn to sing first." The black-bearded man laughed.

The white-bearded old man rolled his eyes and said, "No, no, I'm the eldest brother, you are the younger brother, let me grow up from a young age, this is a natural thing, I will learn it first, you are so good." ”

"Let it go...... Water. What small makes big, there is no such thing, it should be big and small. Didn't my mother teach us before, the eldest brother should protect the younger brother, and the eldest brother should love the younger brother, don't you remember? Blackbeard retorted.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, big mistake, you are really ignorant of being a little brother, I have heard of 'Rong is four years old, you can make pears', that is, when you are a little brother, you must learn to be humble to the eldest brother, and the eldest brother will protect the younger brother, what an ignorant idiot, and smug. "The white-bearded old man will be complacent about being able to move out of the "Three Character Classic" by himself.

"You haven't seen it, so what 'a dragon is four years old, can make a donkey' is simply bullshit, and now the popular thing in society is 'obeying the teacher and discipline, respecting the elders and loving the young', understand?"

"The turtle bastard. Ming Xiaodao saw that they were arguing, endless, and annoying, he was impatient, shouted loudly, and also invited out the "Five Character Classic", "Turtle King Bastard, Gepizi Niu Niu." You two old immortals, let's quarrel here, it's better to quarrel to death, I don't have time to accompany you, I'm going to go first. With that, he was about to walk.

"Hmm, no, you can't go, let's stop arguing, can you teach me to sing quickly?"

"No, no, don't teach him, teach me. The old man with Blackbeard also clasped Derpy's left hand.

Ming Xiaodao pretended to grin and said, "It's painful for me, you guys let it go." ”

"Handsome boy, I'm sorry, we forgot again. The two old men let go at the same time.

It's not okay to go, it's not okay not to go, this time it's hard to stump Ming Xiaoduy, he glanced at them left and right, and said: "Wow, it's not a way for the juniors to see you arguing like this, why don't the two seniors show their martial arts, try it, see who wins, I'll teach who first, how about it?"

"Okay, that's a good idea. The white-bearded old man clapped his hands and said, "What kind of idiot is that, do you dare to compare?"

Not to be outdone, the old man Blackbeard said, "Whoever is afraid of whom, the turtle is afraid of the hammer." ”

said to fight, and the two did not hesitate to start their hands. They all know very well that their opponent's kung fu is not much worse than their own, so they have exhausted all their skills as soon as they come up.

Suddenly, but seeing the gusting wind, the two old men had strange tricks one after another, and they fought until the sky was dark.

The two old men are worthy of the martial arts people. Derpy saw that their moves were strange, unseen and unheard of, so he secretly learned them with great interest, and felt that the more he learned, the more interesting it became.

Just when Ming Xiaodao was learning with relish, many martial arts people suddenly came from all directions, monks and Confucian nuns, men, women and children, probably attracted by the huge fighting sound of the two old men. But the strange thing is, how can this secluded path be crowded with so many people at once?

The two old men were fighting each other, so they didn't dare to come to anyone. Now that they have to win, they can let Derpy teach them to sing. In the blink of an eye, hundreds of moves passed, and the two still didn't know whether they won or lost.

And the group of people standing on the east side were three middle-aged people and a twenty-eight peerless beauty. The chests of the three middle-aged people were embroidered with a green dragon that was about to fly, making the three middle-aged people even more solemn and mighty.