Chapter 28: Drunkenness
Sitting in front of the barbecue stall, the small universe in Niu Fen's heart was about to explode. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I never dreamed that I would eat with three big beauties, and the most important thing is that these three big beauties are the objects he shares with.
Imagining the picture of peeking at them in the room when they took a bath in the future, Niu Fen laughed unconsciously.
Before I knew it, a nosebleed was running down my nose.
"Niu Fen, are you okay? How do you feel that you have been bleeding from your nose for the past few days!" Zhao Yuxin hurriedly wiped Niu Fen's nose with toilet paper.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Niu Fen waved his hand: "Maybe it's too hot!"
Sun Wukong interjected very inappropriately: "My uncle has a nosebleed every month!"
"Giggles!" the three beauties laughed as trembled.
Zheng Yuerou couldn't help pinching Sun Wukong's little face with her hand: "You are really a little ghost!"
Niu Fen was indeed very embarrassed, but it was difficult to do it in front of the beauties, so he had to bury his head in eating mutton skewers.
"Thank you three for today!" Chen Wanhong raised his glass: "Cheers!"
"Cheers!" several people toasted.
Niu Fen didn't drink a lot when he was in college, but before he knew it, he had been poured three or four bottles by three people, which would be a little floating.
Zhao Yuxin raised his glass and said, "Niu Fen, sister and you have a drink!"
"I can't do it!" Niu Fen waved his hand: "If you drink it again, you will get under the table!"
"Hey!" Zheng Yuerou said unhappily: "Niu Fen, are you a man, you don't even dare to drink a glass of wine?"
Chen Wanhong couldn't help but cast a disappointed expression at Niu Fen.
Niu Fen was angry, and he couldn't let the three women look down on him, so he raised his neck and drank a glass of wine without saying a word.
"Goo dong goo dong!" the beer was in his stomach, and Niu Fen suddenly felt that he was dizzy.
"Bang!" said Niu Fen directly on the table.
"Hey, Niu Fen!" Zheng Yuerou gently pushed Niu Fen: "Are you okay?"
Sun Wukong smiled: "This kid has drunk too much, waiting for you to carry him home!"
"Ahh
I saw Niu Fen raise his head from the table, and said very seriously: "Don't listen to this little cub's nonsense, I, Niu Fen, am not that kind of person!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Niu Fen fell on the table again, followed by snoring.
Niu Fen, the little man, was drunk, and the three beauties were not interested in drinking it.
After a simple tidying up, Chen Wanhong settled the account, Zhao Yuxin hugged Sun Wukong, Zheng Yuerou and Chen Wanhong carried Niu Fen back home.
In the haze, Niu Fen vaguely felt that his arm was constantly touching soft things, and it was very soft.
"Bang dang!" Niu Fen, who was thrown on the bed, woke up suddenly.
"Sister Hong, Sister Yuerou!"
"You're embarrassed to say!" Zheng Yuerou crossed her waist and said unhappily: "You big man actually let our two girls help you back!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Niu Fen apologized vigorously, but then thought of the soft texture just now, Bacheng is the breasts of these two beauties!
The corners of Chen Wanhong's mouth raised a smile, and he exonerated Niu Fen and said, "Niu Niu may be too tired today, don't blame him!"
"Niu Niu!" Zheng Yuerou stared at Chen Wanhong with bad intentions: "It's really affectionate?"
Chen Wanhong pushed Zheng Yuerou: "Don't talk nonsense, I've always called it that!"
"Giggles!" Zheng Yuerou smiled: "Then this matter is not clear!"
"Yuerou, you stinky girl!" Chen Wanhong slapped Zheng Yuerou's buttocks.
"Ahh
Sitting on the bed, Niu Fen couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, these two beauties are really taboo, he is really itchy to watch, if he can also take a picture of Zheng Yuerou's warped fart, what would it be like?
"Niuzi!" Sun Wukong pushed open the door of the room.
"Wait a minute!" Niu Fen said with a displeased face: "Sun Tzu, do you know what Niu Zi means?"
"I don't know! What do you mean?"
Niu Fen snorted coldly, just wanted to speak, but closed his mouth again, if Sun Wukong knew that Niu Zi was Xiao Dingding, he wouldn't laugh at himself every day.
He also accidentally saw this incident when he was surfing the Internet yesterday.
So Niu Fen said: "It's not interesting! Don't call me Niu Zi in the future!"
"Hahaha!" Sun Wukong smiled: "Then I'll call you a bullwhip!"
"I'm drafting uncle!" Niu was anxious, Niu Zi and Niu Whip didn't mean the same thing.
Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to Niu Fen, he lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone.
"That..." Niu Fen leaned on the side of the bed and said with some hesitation: "I'm going to send you to kindergarten in a while, what do you think?"
"Don't go!" Sun Wukong immediately denied: "Is there a peach in the kindergarten?"
"What else can you think of besides Peach?" said Niu Fen unhappily.
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Monkey!
Niu Fen smiled: "Uncle told you that there are a lot of little cuties in the kindergarten, as well as beautiful teachers, and a lot of toys, and the most important thing is that the kindergarten teacher will solve all your problems!"
"Really?" Sun Wukong sat up excitedly: "Then tell me, what is this light and why is it on? How is this fairy qi called mobile phone trained? And this immortal weapon called computer, why can it be accessed? What is Internet? What is Internet? Who is Ma Yun? ・・・・・・"
Sun Wukong chattered and threw out nearly a hundred questions, Niu Fen was really big when he heard it, and finally couldn't help but cover Sun Wukong's mouth.
Niu Fen smiled: "Nephew, it's not that my uncle won't tell you, these questions are all told by the kindergarten teacher, if I tell you, the teacher will have no job, so do you want to stay until you go to the kindergarten and then say hello?"
"Okay!" Sun Wukong nodded: "Then you send me to kindergarten now, I want to find a teacher!"
"Hahaha!" Niu Fen laughed: "Are you stupid b? Where can I find you a kindergarten at night?"
"I don't care!" Sun Wukong simply turned out to be handsome: "I'm going to kindergarten, I'm going to find a teacher!"
Niu Fen regretted it, regretting that he shouldn't have told him about the kindergarten, but he still said patiently: "There is no one in the kindergarten at night, and there will be no one until dawn, shall we go back in a few days?"
"Then you buy me an apple!" Sun Wukong said.
"It's a little meaning!" Niu Fen said disdainfully: "Don't say one, I'll buy you a bag!"
"One is enough, I'll play!" Sun Wukong said: "This immortal weapon is a little sluggish!"
"I'm a grass mud horse!" Niu was anxious: "Why do you want an iPhone from me?"
Sun Wukong looked at Niu Fen questioningly: "Then what do you think?"
"I..." Niu Fen was dumbfounded, and was speechless for a while.
"Words count!" Sun Wukong said: "If you don't buy it for me, I'll go and tell these three beauties that you peek at them every night, and also jerk off with their underwear in the bathroom!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Niu Fen felt like he had been stepped on by the tail.