Chapter Forty-Seven: Bad Luck Interlocked
Chapter 47: The Ranger (6) is interlocking
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I promised to finish it, but I'll have to see the time. In addition www.biquge.info when I write about Chang Chan and Jiang Zi in the future, I can try to listen to "I Like You", if it is Jiang Zi and Mu Ziqing in the future, you can listen to "Preference", maybe the preference is not suitable, "I like you" will also be appropriate, and I will tell you when I have new ideas.
Mu Ziqing and the greyhound had no problem dealing with a few mortal thieves at all.
Since the thieves entered the house, the screams have been repeated~
"I'm so tired, I really envy that person, I can go wherever I want!" A person in a black coat with silver and white hair is not the confused black dragon, who else can it be? However, the dragon is really confused? No, the dragon is a fetish, and it is not necessary to say that it is not necessary to come out with a few losers!
This is a matter on the clouds, let's not talk about him, let's see how those people on the ground are fighting!
"This young lady, you see, our brothers haven't given you a ......lot of you, eldest lady, what's the matter! Let it go!"
"Let it go, don't let it go, why don't you let it go? Can't let it go? Absolutely can't let it go!" The mushy greyhound covered his mouth on one side and his fart on the other, and his stock was obviously like a eunuch who had just been castrated, but he still said to the people present with a resolute face. If you let it go, I'll turn my face and let you know that it's not a human ability to turn my face!
What's the matter with the greyhound?
The "thieves" call them thieves for the time being. The thieves had just sneaked into the greyhound's room, and they had all heard from the boss that this man would certainly not be simple. Because the clothes are untidy, the hair is solidified, and the people with bright eyes are either hermit masters or worldly masters! In fact, the spirit dog has always been lazy to get home, and in winter, he is even more reluctant to wash and wash! This is also one of the reasons why Mu Ziqing does not want to see him at all, and they did not expect to be regarded by them as a master of the world! So they decided: Catch the spirit dog first, and then catch Xiaomei's daughter! After all, the delicious food has to be left behind to eat, isn't it? Hehehe!
Hey~!Don't say it, just like that, the greyhound's accident will happen! He may not know that this accident will really become a story in the future.
In other words, a few people sneaked into the house. The greyhounds pretended to be asleep, dressed and carrying people on their backs, secretly squinting over there, waiting for a few people to walk into the fire oil in front of the bed, and when the fire burned, they were all trapped inside!
The Taoist priest also tried his best to lay down a lot of mechanisms, and he thought that his mechanism skills were unique in the world, and his talent was on par with the sky. In addition, who can compare with the speed of arrangement? For example: the secret mechanism of the master's small sparrow, the tiger chair, the wolf's tooth hammer, and the big stone bag. Don't underestimate these things, just these few things are enough to make them ********! He felt great, and now he was already excited! He felt like he had seen their pained expressions!
"Brother Wang, this seems to be rapeseed oil! It's quite fragrant? Whose oil jar has been overturned? Why don't we go back with some rapeseed oil? I haven't eaten rapeseed oil in the mountains and old forests for a long time!"
"Hey, hey~ you stupid pig, what are we here for?
Several people looked at this Wang Boss's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and they were all trained by this Wang brother to bow their heads, and they seemed to know their mistakes.
At this time, the psychology of the greyhound is dark! Come in and walk in, let you know how the master's tricks are unique in the world! Come in!
"Wait a minute, I think this oil is quite a waste here! After all, the big boss told us when he came, don't waste the slightest opportunity! Put this away for me! Don't waste it, take it to raise a dog!" Wang Boss said to the people below with his head held high, as if he had figured out something.
A few people...... Hey, what should I do? Dry slowly! Wipe the oil off the floor with a lot of oil.
The greyhound's head tilted slightly, and he smiled happily and treacherously......
"Hey, Brother Wang, this floor will move, do you think there will be any treasure or something. Yes...... Hey, get rich!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and clasped it, and listened to "dang" and "swish"
Yes, you heard it right, it's the sound of a greyhound's heartbreak!
A small sparrow on the wall with a thunderous momentum, with a little bit of cold light, has poked into the fart that the spirit dog has always been proud of. The greyhound stared wide-eyed, his legs tensed, and his whole body's qi gathered on his head!
Several people behind him who heard the sound raised their heads.
"Brother Wang, do you think it hurts?"
"It shouldn't hurt to look at him like this, why doesn't it hurt?"
"Really, I'll try?" said one of the "thieves," the thief reached out and stabbed the little sparrow hard in the back. "Hmm......" The greyhound snorted, raising his hand to open the hand behind him.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt big brother! he doesn't hurt!" the man tried and retracted his hand.
"Hey, it doesn't hurt, I'll try!" After speaking, they all bent over and wanted to touch it again! The greyhound's eyes widened, and he silently thought in his heart: "It's over!"
A basin-sized hammer head with dense small barbs was aimed directly at the greyhound's fart. Shares called. Originally, it was planned to hit a few people, but they bent! How could they bend? The greyhound asked himself a thousand times! He hated thieves!
The greyhound was directly swept away by the sledgehammer head, and he enjoyed a roller coaster for free!
"Ah~ you...... ~You guys...... This ~ group ...... Bastard!Bastard~"
"Ah, what did he say?"
"I didn't hear clearly, Brother Wang! he has a prostitute, it's so good-looking!"
It's good-looking? Nima! It's called good-looking?
The greyhounds fell directly on the oil, and there was still a lot of oil that had not been cleaned up.
The fire fold that had not yet been thrown was flying in the air, spinning, and jumping. How beautiful that light was, it was a spark of hope, a precursor to the dawn...... However, at this time it was a precursor to destruction.
"Hum" The head of the greyhound roared, and the fire "whirred" and burned all at once.
"Why don't they clean up this precious canola oil? It's such a waste! It's such a waste!" This is the majestic resentment of the greyhounds before they fall into the fire! Some people say that resentment can turn into a ghost to haunt the enemy until he dies, and it seems that these people will not live long.
"Huh...... What's going on next? Such a big cloud?" the silver-haired young man scratched his head, unable to think clearly!
Maybe the cloud should be a little bigger!
Just then, the Taoist priest replaced the floor with a tiger bench surface, which happened to fall on it.
"Woo...... Whew...... Whew...... Whew...... "The greyhound is sorry again, and shouting like this should ease the pain."
The big stone bag also made a grand appearance from the beam, and the thousands of pounds of big stones were caught by the greyhound!
At this time, do you think that the spirit dog will have the pleasure of catching it? Impossible! Can I tell you about the pain underneath?
"Good, good, good!" Several people applauded and paid the highest respect to the greyhound.
At this time, Boss Wang thought in his heart: I must talk to the circus at home, and see how hard other people juggle and how effective they are? You are still eating big bowls and tearing big iron pots! It's so useless! Look at people! Look at people! Foot stool and sea of fire are sitting, and the stone bag above your head is silent! People are masters, and this is a good juggler! When I go back, I must compile my conclusions into a book, and I have thought of the name "On the Quality and Cultivation of Juggling"! It will definitely be a big hit! However, it is said that there is a plagiarized book in later generations, what is the name? "On the Quality and Cultivation of Actors" (it's "The Self-cultivation of Actors"!) Yes, yes! It's "Actor's Self-cultivation", and later because the public opinion was too high, he was forced to change his name!
If the greyhounds knew what he was thinking, they would definitely tear him apart with their hands! You try to talk with a stone on your head, sitting on a nail? You are deceiving people too much! What a deception! Master...... Someone bullied me...... There are thousands of tears in my heart, and I can't say that I am full of bitterness!
The baby is bitter, the baby doesn't want to say, the baby just wants to cry!
Before he finished thinking about it in his heart, the sky was thundered and directly cleaved down.
Nima, you thief, you bullied me like this! I'm going to kill you!
This sentence will really be said in a few words in the future, and I won't mention it later!
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