5. Middle school
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Shocked, the hair is used and the eggs are combined, the golden house is bright and bright, and the hard erection is as cold as a tomb, it is not as good as a chicken nest, and the birds can't take care of it.
That night, in the Golden House, Zhu Dashao discovered a truth.
It's just that sometimes, sometimes, there is no difference between real money and broken copper and iron, like genius = idiot.
You can't eat, you can't drink, you can't sleep, you don't have toys to play with, unless your brain gets water, and then you get kicked by a donkey, but any normal person won't like to live in it: "Let me out!
The Golden House has a construction area of 250 square meters and a three-bedroom and one-living room structure.
Three rooms, one room for one person, Zhu Dashao occupies the largest living room: "Help-help-"
There are doors, no handles.
There are windows, no glass.
The door is the gate, the window is the small window, and the whole pattern is the same as that of a prison.
The three prison mates, the door was closed, and Zhu Dashao was left alone in the living room, in the darkness, the cold dripping heaven and earth: "Sizzle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
This is really, unlucky, Zhu Dashao regretted it as soon as he came in: "Mo Xu?
"How much, how much?"
"Ghost!"
"Oops! no! I'm going to! I'm going to pee! No, no, no, I can't hold it, I can't hold it......"
"Okay, good. ”
"They all pretend to be dumb, they don't speak, they don't come out, do they?"
"Okay!
"Great Compassion - Life Mantra!!"
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Tossing once, there was a dead silence all around, Zhu Dashao was disheartened, and finally gave up: "Ami, Buddha-"
The golden table, the golden chair, the golden floor, the golden wall, this golden house, everything is made of gold bricks, and it is tightly integrated: "Hey!"
Da Shao looked around, desperate and closed: "Hungry - hungry!"
It's really miserable, there is a meal in prison, whether it is clear soup with little water, or pickles, it is better to replenish some energy, so as not to starve to death. It is not terrible to lose your freedom, it is terrible to lose your fighting spirit, and in such a situation, it takes courage to survive. Now that the mountains are exhausted, and there is no drop of water and rice, there is only one reason that can support Zhu Dashao's survival, that is, revenge, revenge! The most cruel punishment in the world is to starve a person to death, if gold can be eaten, what a happy thing it will be, if God gives Da Shao another chance to start over, then Da Shao would rather follow those bandits and fall into the grass! If there is still a pot of water and two nests, Zhu Dashao would rather use this entire golden house in exchange, as well as pickle strips~~
Yes, Zhu Dashao can swear, with a sincere heart, and swear viciously: "Shhhh
Don't you know that before the oath is finished, a miracle has already appeared: "Silence!"
Da Shao was startled and stood up: "Huh?"
Outside.
Under the window, there seemed to be a rat: "Who!"
Moment, silence!
Busy holding your breath and listening to ~~
But there was no movement, only the sound of insects, chirp wow, and wild cats: "Meow~~Meow~~"
Then rest assured and go to bed peacefully.
After a while: "Click, click, click, click, squeak, squeak-"
Like a mouse grinding his teeth, and like some kind of code: "Bold!"
Huo Ran got up again, raised his eyebrows and shouted angrily: "Rats, no, cats!"
Then listen: "Meow woo me!!!ow woo me
It turned out that there was a fight between cats and dogs, a false alarm.
It's really annoying, and I fall asleep in anger.
Cover your ears.
Finally: "Wow-squeak~~~~~~~~-squeak-squeak-
This Tema Four, sawn glass?
"This!" Zhu Dashao couldn't bear it anymore, and roared violently: "Who is the demon again, report it quickly!"
Quiescence.
For a moment: "Ahh
Donkey?
Then: "Son-ah-son-"
Twin donkeys?
The point is: "No...... Iron gall ...... Donkey...... So!
One head back: "Yes...... Nagong's ...... The she-donkey ...... like this Son-ah-"
That's not right.
The male and female donkeys, it doesn't matter how they call, they just can't bark casually, and the scholar fooled Zhu Dashao: "Haha! It turned out to be a donkey, it's really, it's scary, heha~~~~~~~~~~~"
Zhu Dashao, yawning, pretended to go to sleep.
Actually, he moved a chair and tiptoed: "Sleep, sleep, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, hoha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
There is a window, high above.
It's only a foot square, and it just pops out of the head—
Take a look!
Two, little thief.
Covering his face and covering his head, he was holding a knife and axe, prying it again and again: "Fortunately, with you, big brother Tie Guts, I was shocked that my little brother was in a cold sweat, and he was almost seen through by the thief bald......"
Goku?
"Shut up!" another whispered, "Stop, get to work!"
It's been a long time.
"Hey!"
SURPRISE AND ATTACK UNPREPARED, THE EFFECT OF THE BLOW IS OBVIOUS: "DUANG!"
Iron gall, after all, is not an iron head, he was scared on the spot, and his head hit the wall and fainted: "Dangchang!"
The axe fell to the ground, and there was another sound, and the poor general Chang Sheng: "Bang!"
It was the back of the head, and it hit the ground, and it was dark for a while, and it was obviously slightly concussed: "It's not good! Quickly withdraw! Iron bold—"
Strong, strong, still trying to escape: "Stop!"
Zhu Dashao shouted: "Don't move!"
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If you catch a thief, you don't need an opponent at all, just move your mouth.
Iron gall lay on the ground, silent.
General Chang Sheng knelt beside him, his hands raised in the air, as if he had surrendered.
I didn't dare to speak, so I could only look up: "Hmph~~"
The gold bricks were not pried away, but they were caught, and General Chang Sheng only thought that he would definitely die, but he didn't know that the plot was reversed at this time: "Inside, Brother Monkey, is there still a nest?"
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"Yes, yes!"
"Quick, bring it, give it to me, sizzle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
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It seems that the living Buddha is really hungry, and a nest head swallows three or two mouthfuls: "Whew-is there more?
Zhang Desheng has only one nest head.
Fortunately, Brother Tie Gu still has one in his arms: "There is also a ......."
"Great! Great! Quick! Quick! Pull it out, take it out and give it to me! Throw it! Yes! Yes! yes!"
Worthy of the living Buddha, the nest eats the ground, like a ginseng fruit: "Hu ――――――"
The hunger was a little timid, and the greed rose again: "Is there anything else?"
"No, no. ”
"Gone?
"Really, it's really gone, you see, you see-"
"Uh~~That's what it looks like~~"
Think for a moment.
Count on your heart: "In this way, inside, Wukong, let's do it, a deal." ”
"Huh?"
"Listen to me, it's like this. Zhu Dashao was serious, and said in 1510: "I, eat your nest head and exchange it for gold bricks, understand?"
Zhang Desheng: "This, this, how, what a ......"
"Stupid!" Zhu Dashao said: "A nest head, change a gold brick, a gold brick, change a nest head, that's right! That's it, do you understand?"
Zhang Desheng thought for a while.
actually said: "But, I really don't have a nest, not one, half of ......"
Stupid, stupid, Zhu Dashao shouted: "You don't have it, Wotou, you can buy it! You, didn't I say it, the gold brick will give you an inner one, I'm angry! Go! Pry it! Take it to buy Wotou! Hurry up!"
It turned out to be, such a deal.
Again, for a long time.
Zhang Desheng, and Tie Guts, walked side by side in the wilderness of the poor countryside, holding a gold brick by one: "Brother Tie Guts, are you okay?"
Iron gall did not speak.
Because Tie Dan felt very embarrassed, the whole person felt bad: "Brother Tie Dan, you say, how many nests can you buy such a big gold brick?"
Such a large gold brick can buy fifty cows, in fact, Tie Guts knows everything: "Ho ho ~~"
"Brother Iron Courage, what are you laughing at?"
A gold brick, for a nest of heads, the matter itself is not funny, but Tie Dan really has some emotion in his heart: "God - make a fortune !!"
Soon.
"Hurry up, hurry up, hand it all over!"
After a while, I focused on fifty or sixty nests, plus water and a few pickles~~
Pack, pack, pack!
Next to him, the three masters were boasting about Zhang Desheng: "Don't mess up in the face of danger, deal with it calmly, old man, this time you have made a great contribution, a great contribution!"
Song Wuji laughed: "Good deal, good deal, it's really cost-effective, it's a good deal!"
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This time, all of them were dispatched.
Quietly, quietly, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and there are forty thieves~~
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When Zhang Desheng walked to the Golden House again, he was personally accompanied by the invincible leader of Heifeng Village: "Gold Bricks, Gold Bricks?"
This is a code, Zhu Dashao said: "Wotou! Wotou!"
That's it, yes.
Then: "Holy monk, please see, how many gold bricks can I pay for this burden of dry food?"
Zhu Dashao, still showing a bald head: "Hmm~~"
After looking at it for a while, he couldn't see it clearly, so he said vaguely: "Inside, I'll look at it, a hundred yuan!"
Deal!
After the transaction was completed, Zhu Dashao was satisfied, and went back to the house to eat and drink: "Shhhhh
Outside the house, with a wave of his invincible hand, the bandits rushed up like wolves: "Don't make noise! Don't make noise! Work well, take your hands and feet lightly~~"
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Zhu Dashao is really an excellent internal response.
Or mole.
Of course, Zhu Dashao is the best at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and never makes loss-making transactions: "Should! deserve it! Hum ~~"
The sky is bright again.
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