On this day, Xiaoyao and his party came to an inn in Hangzhou City, Jiangnan, and several people sat down and asked for some wine and food. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little idiot couldn't help but look around, just in time to see a young man who was quite neatly groomed. He was waiting for the young man in white with a middle-aged man.

"Hehe, God help me!" The idiot smiled to himself: "Hey, little follower, come here!" stretched out his hand to beckon ambiguously.

When the little guy heard this, he immediately pulled out his legs and ran. "You escaped, how can I get back to the field?" The little idiot took Ling Bo's slight steps at the right time, and his body shot straight into the street like a ghost, and he crashed into the little guy with great accuracy, and this collision pressed him to the ground and screamed in pain.

The idiot already laughed: "Brother, why do you want to see the outside like this? Brother is in trouble, can you do a favor?"

The little guy was so crushed that he almost swallowed his breath, and finally got up, and a large piece of mud was standing on his clothes. Fearfully, he said, "What do you want to do?"

The idiot grabbed the little guy and came to their table and said, "The followers are all poor worms, and it's not difficult for me to be for you: what's your name?"

The little guy snorted for a while and said, "The follower ......"

The idiot said: "I know you are a follower, I am asking your name......"

The little guy said: "Dongfang ...... Follower ......"

The idiot felt angry and shouted, "No matter who you go with to the East or the West, don't you have a name?"

"My name is ...... The Oriental attendant ...... "The little guy looked a little afraid.

The idiot and Lu Sigua were stunned, and said in unison: "What?

The attendant of the East nodded and did not answer again.

Hehe...... It's a strange name, right, brother," Ling'er laughed, and smiled freely without speaking.

Lu Sigua also couldn't laugh, and then said, "Could it be a class with Dongfang Long?"

The little idiot suddenly realized, smiled, and asked, "What is your relationship with Dongfang Dragon?"

Dongfang said, "He is the master of my family." "Your master?!"

The little idiot was stunned and asked, "Then your boy in white is his son?"

Oriental follower jaw head. The idiot already laughed: "No wonder his virtue turned out to be very promising." ”

Lu Sigua said: "It's good now, slaughter the little one first, so if the old one escapes?"

Ling'er asked curiously, "You two have a grudge against Dongfang Long?"

The idiot said: "I don't have a grudge, I just promised someone else's things."

Ling'er asked curiously, "What's going on?"

Lu Sigua said, "It's not a little idiot, I have to say that the masters live in seclusion in the mountains, we are in the deepest one, and the one who lives in seclusion must be the one with the highest martial arts, and also said that many mysterious storytellers say that if you fall from the cliff, there will definitely be adventures, and in the future, martial arts will suddenly become very strong and invincible in the world!"

Ling'er looked at them in surprise, "You won't really jump, right?" After speaking, it was like looking at monsters, yes, looking at them.

Lu Sigua said with a wry smile: "I really jumped, I smashed other people's houses, I was forced to build a house and steal other people's martial arts, and I was also discovered, and I was fed poison by others and forced to go against Dongfang Long, alas, Uncle Xiao, you said that I was so unlucky to follow the idiot."

Xiaoyao and Ling'er laughed so hard that tears came out of their eyes.

At this time, the idiot glared at Lu Sigua a few times, and then turned to the eastern follower, and said, "Where does your son-in-law live?" "Isn't that a brothel?" the idiot was stunned: "You ...... so young"

Lu Sigua joked: "Little ghost, are you okay?" Reaching out to grab the other party's crotch, Dongli's followers hurriedly dodged, and their lives were almost lost.

Dongfang's follower was already red, and said intimidatingly: "Only Gongzi lives there, and I and the chief criminal officer live in the 'Chang'an Inn'." ”

"Oh......" The idiot seemed to laugh instead of laughing, and said with evil intentions: "This must be explained well, otherwise it will easily cause misunderstanding!"

The Oriental follower was even more embarrassed. Lu Sigua said excitedly: "Anyway, we haven't been to a brothel, so it shouldn't matter if we go to "get to know" now, right?"

The idiot frowned and said, "It's always a little weird, it will ruin my innocent image...... But if you don't go, you can't get things done, and it's a trouble......

Lu Sigua said, "Anyway, we are going to catch people, not to that ......."

The idiot said, "What if those women are forcing 'that'?"

Lu Sigua said categorically: "I will resolutely refuse." ”

Ling'er asked Xiaoyao, "What is my brother's brothel?"

Xiaoyao said embarrassedly, "Don't ask, children, if you two want to find a place to get back, just go, we won't go." "Xiaoyao actually thought in his heart, alas, what a mistake, no wonder he should be a place.

The idiots saw that Xiaoyao's face was not very good, and they thought that they had said the wrong thing, so they went out after eating a few bites of food.

Ling'er saw the two of them go out, looked towards Xiaoyao and said, "Brother, really don't you go?"

Xiaoyao said with a firm face, "Don't go"

Ling'er said coquettishly, "Okay, please, good brother, it must be fun for them to seek revenge."

Xiaoyao reluctantly agreed, and said that he was originally playing with Ling'er in this world, so he agreed.

Xiangyue Building, Hangzhou has a famous gold grotto, the building is three floors high, red tiles and white walls, carved beams and painted buildings, the construction is gorgeous, and the emperor's palace is almost the same. Under the eaves of the red door, two wax lanterns with spring beauties painted with octagonal flowers are still shining, and the beauty picture seems to glow, which makes people's hearts move. The pedestrians on the street are already busy, but the door is still closed, and the girls still have to sleep! The idiot and Lu Sigua approached from afar, and when they saw the red plaque on the top of the door, "Xiangyue Building", they were also timid and hesitated.

The idiot said: "Although I have a hard mouth, but ...... Always...... But...... Alas, it's too much of that anyway. ”

Lu Sigua said: "We are all 'in the room', do we want to break the gong?"

The idiot said: "I heard that there are red envelopes for breaking gong......"

Lu Sigua suddenly said happily: "This is good, a red envelope is broken once, and there are more than 100 people in it, so won't we send it?"

"Break your head!" The idiot slapped him on the head and said with a smile: "The first time is a broken work, and the second time is a pig, when you become a pig, no matter how big the red envelope is, it will be empty!"

Lu Sigua smiled dryly: "So there is still a difference?" "Breaking Gong" and "Pig Gong" are just the difference in priority, so much?"

The idiot said: "So you have to cherish it, you must hold back, you can't mess around, earn it a big red envelope that day! ”

Listening to the conversation between the two, Xiaoyao and Ling'er laughed so much that they almost fell off the house.

Ling'er laughed with tears in her eyes and said, "Hehe, brother, I said I want to come, you see you haven't entered the door yet, it's so fun." “

Xiaoyao sighed, "I really don't know if it's good or bad to accept such a living treasure apprentice."

At this time, I saw the idiot knocking on the door: "Hey, hey, hey, open the door! The spring breeze boy is coming, and the business is coming to the door." "The thud is like a drum, and it spreads far and wide.

Immediately, a shrill old woman's voice came from inside the house: "Coming! I'm going to die, I can't help it early in the morning......?" As soon as the door opened, the old bustard, dressed in celery and red, had poked her head out, and her face, which was already as crimson as tungsten skin, still clearly left two plaster-like red marks on her cheeks, and half an inch of white hair still grew at the bottom of her blackened hair, which still could not hide her old state.

The brothel had not yet officially opened, and she had not yet put on her makeup, so she looked three points older. Suddenly seeing two young children in ordinary clothes, she had already looked at the eyes of the power: "What kind of door do you knock on, and don't look at what place this is, so that you can sell the gold?"

The idiot frowned and asked, "You're a prostitute?"

Lu Sigua said: "The appearance is so prominent and scary, who would want it?"

"I'll stomp on your mother!" The old bustard was angry: "The old lady has been working until now, who dares to say that I am old? Get out of the way! Otherwise, the old lady won't be able to spare you......" Suddenly, the "horn" sounded, and the idiot slapped her unceremoniously, as if nothing had happened. He has a lot of experience in dealing with such powerful eyes. The old bustard didn't expect the idiot to dare to make a move, and the left side of his face hurt when he was beaten, and he was stunned on the spot, and suddenly said angrily: "You dare to hit me......" Before the words were finished, the idiot slapped him again, and said: "Beat you? I still want to kill you! Uncle, can you scold me, why don't you call someone for me to get up?" pushed open the door with one hand and walked straight inside.

The old bustard was woken up, knowing that the idiot was not easy to mess with, his face changed, he changed so quickly, he greeted him with a smile, and said: "I'm sorry, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please bear with me, you wait, the little one will go find you a girl!"

The idiot had already aimed at her, smiled, and said, "You eat hard rather than soft!" The old bustard saw the little idiot laughing, knowing that there was room for maneuver, and said with a smiling face: "You know that people will inevitably lose their eyes, but fortunately, you are magnanimous, and the little one will call someone for you immediately." ”