Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Team Grows
Xiao Yan's pinch made Huang Guofan, who was already defenseless, suddenly lose his skills, and immediately changed back to his previous state, which frightened Xiao Yan at this time, "Mom, you are a human being or a ghost, is this face still so changed? You must be a ghost, otherwise how can the face change when it is said to change!"
As a result, Huang Guofan laughed, "How is it? Am I handsome just now? I have this ability, and I don't make money anymore in live broadcasts." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Wu Tong said with a serious face, "Lao Huang, your explanation in traditional Chinese medicine should be the legendary disguise technique, but I don't think you can actually make a few dollars, you don't expect to make a lot of money in live broadcasts, women generally don't spend money online, they usually go out to buy things, you can make yourself so handsome, then no matter how ugly a person is, you can also become handsome, you can sit on plastic surgery, one person collects hundreds of thousands and two hundred thousand, then you don't make crazy money." ”
Huang Guofan thought for a while, "Well, Xiaotong, you reminded me, this is worth considering, but I have never experimented with people, I don't know if my medical skills are good, who of you wants to be a guinea pig?"
Wu Qiao said, "Is there any benefit?"
Huang Guofan laughed, "Is it good? Naturally, you can become more beautiful, but the disadvantage is that once you lose it, you may have serious consequences, such as getting facial paralysis or something, it is also possible, I am a traditional Chinese medicine method, you need to use acupuncture to solve it, all once you lose the acupuncture points on the face, it will not work, facial paralysis is small, I am afraid that when the time comes, it will cause facial muscle atrophy due to poor blood supply, or acne or something like that, do you want to give it a try!"
Wu Qiao hurriedly shook his head and calculated, "Then forget it, I don't want to be ugly, I don't want to be ugly, it's okay, it's just that you can do this, you can become the way you just went out to hook up with the little girl, drive this luxury car, then you are really rich and handsome, then you don't fall into a large group of girls." ”
Huang Guofan laughed, "If I wanted to do that, I would have done it a long time ago, but I'm an honest person and don't want to hurt too many people, one person is enough." Just now, Xiaotong's words reminded me that I can delve into this, in terms of plastic surgery, I only need acupuncture and moxibustion, no surgery, no medication, and there will be no rebound and no side effects, how good. This is feasible, if I can do it, the price will be clearly marked at 100,000 per person, and then I won't earn 100,000 yuan a month. Which of you would like to be my guinea pig for clinical trials?"
Ji Xiaoxue said, "Lao Huang, if he really can't find someone, just use me to practice, anyway, the cancer in my body is incurable, if my body can still be used, then you can manage it." ”
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "It's better to be a sister Xiaoxue, but Xiaoxue, don't think about it, I can't cure your cancer now, but I think I will always think of a way, and as long as you stay by my side, I can guarantee that your cancer cells will not spread." I really don't believe that you will stay with me in the future, come to work in my clinic, and as long as I am alive, I will be able to keep you alive, knowing that technology has advanced to the point where it can cure cancer, or until I can think of a cure for cancer. ”
Xiao Yan looked back at Ji Xiaoxue in surprise and said, "Little Snow girl, are you suffering from cancer?" But I can't see that you are sick at all, aren't ordinary people suffering from chemotherapy not looking like adults? Why are you okay? Is this Lao Huang using some method to help you?"
Xiao Yan turned to look at Huang Guofan and said, "Old Huang, judging from the tone of your voice just now, you don't seem to be simple, are you a Chinese medicine doctor?"
Huang Guofan nodded and said, Well, yes, I am a TCM physician, and now I have opened my own clinic in Beijing, this Xiaoxue is now in the terminal stage of cancer, breast cancer has spread to the internal organs, and her life expectancy is less than three months left, and chemotherapy is useless in time, now she is with me, I use my true qi to temporarily suppress the cancer cells in her body, so that they are dormant, they will not attack and will not continue to spread, I have to find a way to treat the cancer as soon as possible, otherwise Xiaoxue's quilt will have to follow me, and the cancer cells in her body will wake up and continue to spread if she leaves me for more than 20 hours, her life will be eaten away by these cancer cells little by little. ”
Xiao Yan looked at Huang Guofan in surprise and said, "True qi? Isn't this thing said by the so-called qigong masters? But isn't it now that the Internet has revealed that these so-called qigong masters are all films? Many people have been arrested and sent to prison, and there was a qigong master who was not very popular before? Many celebrities and celebrities went to him to make friends with him, but wasn't he also found out to be a liar? Now he is not squatting in prison. You're not a liar too!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "You just treat me as a liar, anyway, that's how things are, it's up to you whether you believe it or not." Qigong really exists, but there are relatively few people who can do it, and all of them will take risks and deceive, and there are few people who will not be able to correct them anyway. ”
Xiao Yan said, "Okay, then I'll reluctantly believe that you have it, ha, I'm so sleepy, I'll lie down for a while, call me at two o'clock, I'm going to get up and continue the live broadcast, and then you will show us another face-changing, my fans will definitely be surprised, maybe you can brush a lot of gifts for this!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "Okay, you can rest, I'll call you when it's time." Kid, you three should take a break."
The car lined up in a long line on the highway, and the others could only pass from both sides, and the long convoy could not be added to the long convoy, and the convoy had just driven out of the highway, and two cars merged into the traffic from the Beijing Seven Ring City Expressway. "Hello, we've finally waited for you. ”
Huang Guofan heard the voice on the walkie-talkie, immediately picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Seeing that I didn't, I hit two double flashes, I am the No. 25 car, and you follow me." Memorize your number 26 and 27 respectively. Remember your number, so you can coordinate it. Over!"
"Car No. 26 understands, hello everyone, I'm Wang Xuan!
"Car No. 27 understands, hello everyone, I am Li Huangzhu, I am very happy to run this Sichuan-Tibet line with you, over!"
"Haha, someone has joined our team again, we are now a very strong team, look at this off-road vehicle looks particularly domineering, just now I saw someone taking pictures of us, we didn't see each other, we also created a different kind of scenery, haha. Over!"
"I'm car No. 1, and now I'm reporting the situation ahead, and now the road ahead seems to be out of order, and the car in front of me is all slowing down, and everyone is slowing down and keeping their distance elsewhere. Please answer when you receive it, and you're done!"
"Car No. 2 received!"
"Car No. 3 received!"
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"I am the No. 1 car, there was a traffic accident in front, occupying two lanes, the traffic police are disposing of, everyone slows down and drives in the rightmost lane, be careful not to rub the time, after the accident, everyone continues to go back to the middle lane to keep the convoy mode forward. Liu Xing, who walked in front, was very dedicated.
When Huang Guofan drove to the scene of the accident, he couldn't help sighing, a car in the middle lane was like changing lanes in the left fast lane, and the car in the left fast lane did not let go, and the two collided, looking at the debris and the two corpses covered with white cloth at the scene, you can feel how terrible the impact force is at this speed of more than 90 kilometers.
Huang Guofan picked up the walkie-talkie, "Car No. 24, please answer when you receive it!"
The left ear said, "What are you going to do, Lao Huang, Mengmeng is driving, tell me something!"
Huang Guofan said, "Although Mengmeng has a driver's license but rarely drives, the car accident just now is really miserable, when I will go to the rest area to rest, let's change the car, you come to drive the Hummer I will drive my Audi, this Hummer is fully armored and bulletproof design, you drive I am more relieved." ”
Left Ear suddenly said excitedly, "Really? That's great, haha, we can drive the Hummer in a while, haha, that one will be refreshed!"
Xiao Yan had already woken up at this time, "Haha, you are quite considerate of her, these tens of millions of cars will be handed over to others to drive, it's really generous!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "That Audi car is also mine, just let them drive it, besides, there is only one life, no matter how much money can't buy it once, the money can earn a life, but there is nothing." Do you want to move to the Audi with me in a while, I'm afraid that you will distract Mengmeng during the live broadcast, in that case, she will not be able to drive with peace of mind, then it will be troublesome, but she is the first time to drive on the highway I am worried. ”
Xiao Yan said, "It's okay, it's okay, as long as there is a car, I don't mind, it's just that you drive an Audi out, the Sichuan-Tibet line is very difficult to walk, I'm afraid I can't do it at the bottom of the chassis of this car." ”
Huang Guofan smiled, "Don't underestimate this Audi, this is a limited edition car, it is a double-engine four-wheel drive car, there is no problem with the power system at all, and the chassis is not necessarily low, and now the Sichuan-Tibet line is basically asphalt and cement roads, this car is completely competent." ”
"Five kilometers ahead to the service area, we have been walking for more than four hours, now we have to take a break, eat something and drink some water, and then continue to set off, do not drive tired, we may get up early in the morning without rest, this stop we rest a little longer, you can take a break in the car, rest and then continue to set off." Liu Xing, who was in front, once again gave a hint to everyone.
As soon as I arrived at the service area and parked the car, the left ear couldn't wait to hold his pillow and ran over, "I said let Mengmeng open will let Mengmeng open, look at you monkey anxious, let's go to the service area to eat first, I don't know what to eat, if you don't have anything to eat, you can only eat instant noodles and cold water." ”
"I think you must have seen it, we are now resting in the service area, I came out early in the morning and haven't eaten anything yet, I'm starving to death, fortunately, there is a KFC, I have to eat two hamburgers, I don't know which local tyrant brother gave me some gifts to buy a burger!"
Xiao Yan and Huang Guofan, who saw Yizhen raising a mobile phone live broadcast, couldn't help frowning, I don't know if this woman is a burden with her, it seems a bit similar, but when this live broadcast platform officially shows itself.