Chapter 14: Monkey King
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"Yes, yes, that's you!" the white-bearded old man nodded;
"Oh!" Niu Fen couldn't touch his head, and didn't know what the old man wanted to do, so he got up and followed the old man out of the tavern. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It wasn't until he walked to the stables outside the tavern that the white-bearded old man stopped, turned around and pointed at Niu Fen's head with a whisk and said, "You kid, I think you're funny!"
"Who are you!" At this moment, Niu Fen drank some wine and was already a little fluttering, and the old man said wildly, he naturally didn't put it in his eyes: "You are just funny!"
"You..." The white-bearded old man pointed to the cow and sighed, put away the dust and straightened his posture and said, "It's okay! It doesn't hurt to tell you, the deity is the Taishang Laojun of this heavenly court!"
Niu Fen's eyes lit up when he heard the four words of Lao Jun on the stage, and he looked at Taishang Lao Jun carefully and said, "Get two elixirs to taste!"
"Bastard!" Taishang Laojun looked angry: "How can this king's elixir be given to people casually!"
Niu Fen didn't speak, turned around and was about to leave.
"Stop!" Taishang Laojun blocked his way with a whisk: "What do you want to do with this little guy?"
Niu Fen glanced at Taishang Laojun: "There is no elixir to say an egg, what about cockfighting and rice, you are stupid to me?"
"You..." Taishang Laojun pointed at Niu Fen and couldn't speak, he couldn't imagine that this manure digger's grandson was not stupid.
Niu Fen pushed away the dust of Taishang Laojun and was about to leave.
Taishang Laojun sighed: "Forget it, I still have an elixir here, you can take it and use it first!"
After saying that, Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand, and a red golden pill lit up.
Niu Fen didn't even think about it, grabbed it directly, stuffed it into the crotch of his pants, and said with a smile: "I think who dares to rob me?"
"You kid!" Taishang Laojun pointed at Niu Fen and smiled, this kid really drank too much.
Niu Fen said proudly: "The old man said it!"
"You dung digger's grandson really doesn't know whether to live or die, this heavenly court is very deep!" Taishang Laojun wanted to be kind, but he couldn't bear to let this unworldly child suffer from this.
Niu Fen vaguely heard the word dung digger, frowned and looked at Taishang Laojun and said: "Who do you say is the grandson of the dung digger? I think your grandson is the dung digger!"
"Benjun doesn't argue with you, this intoxicating person!" Taishang Laojun's angry mouth twitched, and he pointed at Niu Fen and said: "Let me tell you one thing, this Monkey King is not something that you kid can serve, and the affairs of Heaven and West Heaven are not something you can settle down, I advise you to go back as soon as possible, so as not to cause death in Heavenly Court!"
Taishang Laojun brushed his sleeves away after speaking, there are some things that he is inconvenient to say clearly, otherwise it will be a betrayal of the Jade Emperor, the matter is over, as for whether this Niu Fen can understand it, it depends on himself.
"Stick!" Niu Fen scolded, and returned to the tavern.
"Take my old grandson to play!" Sun Wukong opened his red eyes, and he had to shout to play.
Niu Fen had an idea, this is a good way to deceive Sun Wukong to the world, when Sun Wukong comes, will he be afraid of that bullshit leopard?
"Old Sun!" Niu Fen set up Sun Wukong in style: "Big brother will take you to play!"
"Good, good!" Sun Wukong nodded.
Before they knew it, the two had come to the North Heavenly Gate.
The general guarding the gate did not say a word in front of the gate of heaven, and was very serious.
"Two big brothers, how can I get from this heavenly court to the human world?"
Niu Fen is very modest, even if he knows that his grandfather is a big official in the heavenly court, he doesn't dare to use his grandfather's identity to bully others.
Of course, Niu Fen didn't know his grandfather's identity in the heavenly court. If he knew, he probably wouldn't dare to step into Heaven for half a step again.
"Hmph!" the left general just snorted coldly, obviously disdainful of the manure digger's grandson.
"Tom!" the right goalkeeper kicked Niu Fen coldly.
Niu Fen and Sun Wukong were all taken out of heaven.
"Haha!" The right general of the gate smiled: "Finally drove away the demon Sun Wukong!"
"Yes!" The left general of the goalkeeper also smiled: "I can't imagine that the grandson of this dung digger is not an ordinary stupid!"
"Hahaha・・・・・・・・・"
On the other side, when Niu Fen opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that he and Sun Wukong had fallen on the wilderness, and on the surrounding roads, Niu Fen lost his way in an instant.
"What the hell is going on?" Niu Fen scratched his head: "Didn't it fall on the Niucheng community last time?"
"Ahh
"Hey, hey, hey!" Niu Fen pushed Sun Wukong, who was sleeping on the ground: "Big brother, don't make trouble, the little girl is drunk and takes off her clothes on the street, what are you taking off as a male monkey?"
Niu Fen is very puzzled, what he is most afraid of is that someone will photograph the two of them in the future, and they are likely to be treated as a wilderness.
"Papapa!" Niu Fen was really anxious, picked up and slapped him, and slapped Sun Wukong's face left and right: "Grandson, you are so awake!"
However, Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, was indeed motionless, as if he was dead.
Niu Fen tentatively put his hand in front of Sun Wukong's nose.
"Ahh
But then Niu Fen thought of another thing, now like this, how could he bring Sun Wukong home?
"Niu Fen?"
"Ah!" Hearing someone shouting his name, Niu Fen instantly panicked and hurriedly lowered his head.
But the person who came obviously recognized Niu Fen, and also walked towards him: "Niu Fen raised his head!"
This voice was very familiar, Niu Fen felt that he had heard it somewhere, but he still didn't dare to raise his head.
"Why are you holding a monkey?" Zheng Yuerou said curiously, "What the hell is going on?"
"Officer Zheng!" Niu Fen raised his head very reluctantly, but saw Zheng Yuerou, a police flower in civilian clothes.
"What's the matter with this monkey?" Zheng Yuerou asked, "Is this the monkey lost by the zoo the day before yesterday?"
"Ahh
What he was holding in his hand was clearly a small monkey, like a baby in swaddling clothes.
Paralysis, isn't this Sun Wukong? How did he really become a monkey, could it be that he was deceived by Sun Wukong?
In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through Niu Fen's mind.
"Wilderness!" Zheng Yuerou took the initiative to stretch out her hand: "I'll give you a ride!"
"This..."
Niu Fen hesitated, but Zheng Yuerou had already dodged the monkey from his hand, holding it in his arms as if it were his beloved pet.
"I'm grass!" Niu Fen didn't dare to look directly, because he saw a wicked smile on the corner of the monkey's mouth, and it actually drilled into Zheng Yuerou's chest!
Beasts, they are simply beasts, and the cow can't wait to turn himself into a monkey.
"Let's go!" Zheng Yuerou took the lead in getting into the car with the monkey in her arms.
Tossing and turning, Niu Fen still followed and got into the car.
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