When he came to the shore, the idiot shouted, "The king of the lost ark, the idiot worships the mountain", and the voice continued for a long time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Who dares to come to Dragon King Island to spread wild. "Four people appeared and drank, one tall, one short, one fat, and one thin. The tall one is about fifty years old, with a green shirt, a long sword, and Si Swenwen, he is the Tianlong Duanjue. The dwarf is forty years, a dwarf, with a purple shirt and jacket, big eyes, and bigger palms. The thin man has a short mustache, his hair is like a tower, and he looks like a Taoist priest, and he is a divine dragon. The fat man has a big belly like a bell and a drum, a yellow shirt without sleeves, revealing a fat strand of flesh beating, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a few inches longer than the figure-eight mustaches, a bald forehead, and a big long hair on the back of his head, with a strange expression, he is a fire dragon battle yuan. Although the four of them had different physical abilities, their expressions were the same, and they looked at the idiot indifferently.

"Who are you, and why are you on Dragon King Island?" the four asked.

Xiaoyao said cynically while drinking, "It's okay, it's just that my two apprentices said that they were going to beat a dragon into worms." “

Ling'er covered her mouth and snickered. The idiot and Lu Sigua smiled bitterly and said, "Master, you want to play us to death!"

Tianlong held the sword in his hand and drank "good courage", and the sword stabbed at the idiot like a white dragon like lightning. The idiot's left hand stretched out, and the little finger flicked lightly on the Taiyuan acupoint on his right wrist, and the white dragon's hand was numb, and the five fingers holding the hilt of the sword were loosened. This sword grabbing is a high move of Tianshan Folding Plum Hand, which seems to be unremarkable, but in fact, a flick of his little finger contains the best Xiao Wuxiang Gong, which has a strong concealment, so the white dragon is not guarded against being taken away from the sword.

As soon as the fire dragon saw that the white dragon was frustrated, he hurriedly threw out the earth-shaking thunder, and Lu Sigua hurriedly stepped forward to beat the sky-shaking thunder with his palm phoenix.

The four people looked at all this and knew that it was a strong enemy. The apprentices are so powerful, and the master is even more powerful. Hurriedly signaled.

Suddenly, a green shadow was shooting in from a distance at a speed more than twice as fast as the two of them. The green shadow in the center had slowly fallen to the ground as if he had a hand in the shadows dragging his figure.

He is the Dongfang Dragon, the head of the Dragon King Hall of the East China Sea that everyone in the martial arts has heard of. I saw that he looked at the crowd calmly, moderate and slender, although the color of the green shirt fabric is more simple and straight, but soft and flying, it is woven by the best silk, his face is white and smooth, although he is an extraordinary father in the East, he looks as young as a brother. It seems that all the time, he retains a trace of elegant smile, easy to approach, but also hidden majesty.

When everyone saw him, they had already bowed their hands and said in unison: "Dragon King!"

Dongfang Long stretched out his white and jade-like right hand, even his nails were trimmed so properly, his hand was propped up, and said, "No courtesy, step aside." The respectful "yes" of the crowd retreated to the corner.

They knew that Dongfang Long was usually kind to people, but no one was allowed to mess around on formal occasions.

The idiot was a little surprised to see that the person he was about to kill would be so personable, but he still saw from Dongfang Long's eyes that he seemed to have a high degree of intelligence and thinking, and this kind of person was not easy to deal with.

Dongfang Long turned to the idiot, and his tone was as if a father was taking care of his son's boat: "You are a 'smart idiot'?"

The idiot was calm: "There! there." “

Dongfang Long said: "People say that you are the smartest person in the world, this is not something that ordinary people can have, I am curious about the rumors in the rivers and lakes that your martial arts are not high enough." I can improve your martial arts in a few months, and what kind of master is your master? “

Xiaoyao said: "The master doesn't dare to be, he doesn't dare to be." It's just ordinary people below. “

Dongfang Long said, "Your guests are coming, please come in quickly." Saying that, Dongfang Long took the lead and led everyone into the island.

The Eastern Dragon led them to the tower-shaped hall at the top of the island. The hall is divided into six corners, the doors and windows are open, and the sea breeze blows, which is very comfortable. There are several thousand-year-old pines planted outside the hall, pressing the moon, and there is an artistic conception. There are tables and chairs in the hall, you can play chess, read books, watch the sea, where you are interested, you can also dance swords and make moves. Except for the Oriental Dragon, few people have been to this hall, because they know that the Oriental Dragon does not like to be troubled, and he is often in this hall, so as not to alarm the Dragon King.

Looking at the ocean from afar, there are still sparkling waves in the dark and white light flashing out, connected with the stars in the sky, which can make people forget their worries. Dongfang Long poured a glass of wine and handed it to Xiaoyao, and said: "Everyone in the rivers and lakes says that your apprentice is brilliant, and Brother Xiaoyao really accepts a good apprentice." ”

Xiaoyao took the wine, drank it all in one sip and said: "Wherever you praise him again, he will go to heaven." “

The idiot took the wine, drank it all in one sip, and said complacently: "This is innate, and I can't help it." He emphatically said, "It's called 'genius'!"

"Hehe, Brother Xiao, don't mind if I take the exam for another apprentice," Dongfang Long said with bad intentions.

MEmu knows that the competition has begun. He said indifferently, "Please, I hope you can let my apprentice know what it means to have a heaven outside the sky." “

Dongfang Long didn't care about the words of Xiaoyao and said: "As the saying goes, the stars are dotted, the stars are dotted, let me ask, how many stars are there in the sky?"

This is a major event for the ages, but I don't know how to answer this "astronomical number" for a fool who thinks he is a genius? Dongfang Long looked at him and smiled lightly, he was very confident in his question.

The idiot laughed wickedly when he heard this, and looked at the bright stars in the night sky, flickering and disappearing, as if there were nothing, how to count it? He replied, "It is as much as the hair on your body." ”

This question is very absolute, Dongfang Long was stunned, and then said: "I don't believe it!"

"Don't believe it, that's very simple!" The idiot laughed even more evilly: "I'll count one, and you will pluck one hair, and when I count it, see if your hair is also plucked?"

Dongfang Long was clumsy. The stars in the sky, the hair on the body, are all uncountable, the idiot compares it with this, and it is confirmed by plucking the hair, if the Dongfang Dragon does not confirm, it agrees with this answer, if it is barely "confirmed", even if it wins, there is no hair left on the body, that is still a person, and the idiot is willing to lose.

Ling'er continued: "This can also be compared to sea water. If you don't believe it, you can go to the sea and count it drop by drop. “

Dongfang Long stopped talking, he couldn't refute what the idiot Ling'er said, so he had to acquiesce, and had to admire the witty of the idiot. After thinking for a while, he asked, "How long is the road of life?"

"This ......" The idiot already felt funny, and his finger pointed to Wen Zhen on the desktop, which was used to suppress the long painting, and said with a smile: "You don't have to ask me this question, just ask it." ”

Dongfang Long was confused, looking at the two-foot long Wen Town, puzzled.

The idiot said proudly: "As long as you pick up this stick and hit it on the head hard, the answer will come!"

The stick hits the head, guarantees death, and the road of life is also terminated, if Dongfang Long knocks, how many roads he has taken, he will understand.

Their faces were full of smiles, Dongfang Long's eyes suddenly poked at the idiot like a sharp knife, and he didn't say anything for a long time, after two tests, he had to believe that the rumors in the rivers and lakes were not bad, and the idiot did have extraordinary intelligence. But I didn't expect that the little girl next to that young man was also extraordinary."

Xiaoyao said, "Brother Dongfang doesn't know, my apprentice is okay."

Dongfang Long said: "Lingtu is really extraordinary. “

said with a wicked smile: "Where and where, you have to ask Brother Dongfang to teach them a few martial arts, so that they can have a long experience." “

Dongfang Long also had the heart to find the field, and said, "Okay, then I'll give good advice for my brother."

Dongfang Long suddenly raised his right hand, like a cold lotus Turui, his body flew up, seemingly feminine and immovable, but he had already conjured up several figures, like a peacock opening the screen and trembling, filling the hall, which was very good-looking.

The idiot exclaimed, "Shadowless Lotus Phantom Step?" plus thirty-six Pure Yang Flame God Cloud Piercing Hands?"

Dongfang Long's body flashed, and it had returned to its original position, and he calmed down, and said, "You see the name of the move, do you also see the change?"

The idiot said proudly: "Simple, you pointed out a finger as soon as you made a move before, this is not a move in the hands of the pure Yang Lie God, it can be regarded as a false move, and then when you come to your body illusion five flowers and step on the anti-palace horse, the second palm of the three palms is the best moment to take my 'Divine Court' acupoint, that is, the killing move, the following are all in the performance, seven real and sixteen virtual, the five elements take Tianyuan to walk, the palm is only a short road, and it can't hurt the distant enemy, so it is better to protect yourself!"

Dongfang Long said: "That's all?"

The idiot stared at him, and soon said, "Do you want me to tell it all?"

Dongfang Long nodded and said: "Yes, there is a killing move...... the little idiot himself intercepted and said: "Okay! I want to save you face, don't you want it?" He said: "Your killing move is the first hand of the flicker, it seems to be bluffing, but it is full of murderous opportunities, if I don't move, your right hand can easily poke into the opponent's "Tiantu" acupoint, this move is the thirty-fifth move of the pure yang god hand "a designated Qiankun" starting style, but you changed your mind halfway through, and changed to the thirty-second style 'forest leaves flying all over the ground', so you should be satisfied, right?"

Dongfang Long's eyes widened, and then he laughed lightly twice to hide his gaffe.

Xiaoyao smiled and said, "The apprentice of the Eastern Brothers is okay."

Dongfang Long looked at them speechlessly, "Brother Xiaoyao, I admire and admit defeat." “

The idiot and Lu Sigua glanced at each other, this should be regarded as the fulfillment of the promise!

At a glance, you can see that this matter has already been settled. Then he said to Dongfang Long, "Brother Dongfang, we will disturb here for a few days, and we will leave in a few days." “

Dongfang Long wished that these evil stars would hurry up. But the mouth said, "Where, where, brother is polite." So he arranged for them to stay.