Suddenly, Yang Xiaoxie showed a hint of evil smile, and gestured to Xiaoyao not to speak. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info nodded in understanding. Suddenly, Yang Xiaoxie jumped up and stretched out his right hand, "Bang!" twice, slapped the old man twice, his expression was excited, and he roared like a pig, he roared, "Dead old man! I can't imagine that you will also fall into my hands one day, and it will be counted if you die! You beat me on weekdays, but now it's my turn, hum! This is called thousands of miles away, the report is not happy, good and evil come from me in the end, hehe, ten years of feng shui turns, hold back for ten years, it's really ****** unlucky!" Originally, he was angry, but when he said it, he laughed, which shows how fickle his mind is, and it is really evil.

Xiaoyao couldn't help muttering to himself, "It's a matter of heaven, why is it that the report is unhappy, why has it become a long way to report unhappiness." However, this old man suffered, and he didn't know that he was pretending to be dead and Yang Xiaoxie saw through it. It's so miserable, but why do I feel like I want to see the next scene? Thinking of this, Xiaoyao couldn't help but show a subtle smile.

"Hah...... Ha ......" Yang Xiaoxie raised his head and laughed, the laughter shook the sky, and he was very proud. "Grandma's, old man, if you die, it depends on the time, my old man has just come to the door! "Bang!" two more times. "Pap, papa, papa, papa, papa........." He played very rhythmically, like a drum, and the result became more and more energetic, and the child laughed non-stop as soon as he got up, and if the old man opened his eyes and saw it, it would be strange if he was not angry.

Tired, Yang Xiaoxie spread his hands, pretending to be helpless, he sighed, "Old man, I don't really want to beat you, it's just ...... It's just that when you are usually alive in the world, you beat people too much, and now that you are dead, when you go to the king of Yama, you will inevitably have to go up to the knife mountain and get into the oil pot, how painful it is! Although you often beat me secretly on weekdays, but don't worry, my old man will not take it to heart, and he will not tell the Lord of Hades, but others are different, if you beat others, others will definitely report to the King of Hades and destroy your image In order to make you have an explanation to the King of Hades, I have to beat you, you know, I hit in my hands, it hurts in my heart, but for the sake of friends, I have to sacrifice my heart and liver, let it hurt, this is better than you, go up the knife mountain, go down the oil pot to be better, more comfortable! I can only do this for you, old man, I hope you can understand my hard work, and say to the king of Hades with peace of mind, you have been repaired by my Yang Xiaoxi, I usually burn incense, Lord Yan, he looks at my face, he will let you go, remember! Remember! Old man, don't forget my words! Otherwise, you will suffer in vain!"

Xiaoyao knew that a person like Yang Xiaoxie would not burn half a pillar of incense to the king of Hades, and he didn't know if there was such a thing as going to the knife and going to the oil pot in the underworld! According to what he said, it was a little touching, but I don't know how the old man feels now when he hears it? I must be very grateful to this old friend!

"Wait, old man, let me think about it, and see what else I have to say to you!" he stood up, with one hand behind his back, and paced up and down the room, like a little adult, sometimes sighing, sometimes snickering, sometimes shaking his head, sometimes nodding violently. Xiaoyao couldn't help but be happy, and thought, "I really don't know how Yang Xiaoxie will deal with the old man next." ”

"Okay! Feel free!" Yang Xiaoxie walked to the small desk and picked up the four treasures of the study, "I, Yang Xiaoxie, are the second time in this life that I have been dipped in ink, and you are lucky to say that old man!"

Puzzled, he asked, "Then what did you write for the first time?"

When Yang Xiaoye heard Xiaoyao and asked him what he wrote for the first time, he couldn't help but be proud and said, "It's the plaque in front of the house, "All Eat Small", and it took me a total of three days to learn those words. How's that? ”

Xiaoyao said in a cold sweat: "Amazing, amazing." The words in front of the house couldn't help but come back to Xiaoyao's mind. I couldn't help but think, "I'm thinking about who is so powerful, and such words dare to hang in front of the house." ”

It turns out that in the upper right corner of this door, there is a plaque hanging carefully, the font is crooked and slanted, and there are three words written in total, which are very new and must be newly created. And these words, it is not an exaggeration to say that it crawls like a turtle, like a mouse left by spinning on the table with its tail dipped in ink, which is strange and unimaginable. But if it was on Yang Xiaoxie, it would not be surprising.

Yang Xiaoxie gave an order, swinging like flying, if there is a divine rib, a charming earthworm immediately appeared on the small rice paper. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a ghost, because he himself does not know what he is drawing. After writing for a long time, he picked it up, swayed left and right, felt not very satisfied, and added a few more strokes until he showed a satisfied smile. Holding the magic pen and this ghost talisman, he walked to the old man's bed very proudly.

Yang Xiaoxie said softly, "It's unfortunate, old man, you left inexplicably, even the Taoist priest of Maoshan didn't have time to invite, only Xiaoxiao did it for him, although this ...... "end-off charm" is not very good-looking, but it hides all kinds of secret words in the sky, you study it well, and you will get ahead in the future! I don't read much, and I can't write any good bird eggs, please bear with me." He took a deep look, rubbed the "end-off charm" into a mouthful, stuffed it in the old man's mouth, and like a monk, put his palms together, and read a sentence of "goose rice tofu" and sang with a mysterious and solemn smile: "Spring is a good song, and the flowers are blooming! There are mountain gods on the mountain, earth gods on the ground, water gods on the water, people and gods, Nanwu, goose rice tofu, Nanwu, duck rice tofu ......"

Xiaoyao burst out laughing, and Xiaoyao couldn't stop laughing at Yang Xiaoxie's funny gameplay. When he saw Yang Xiaoxie, his eyes glared at him, and he hurriedly tensed his expression. But the hand kept touching the belly. Apparently laughing so much that my stomach cramped a little.

Yang Xiaoxie was silent, and continued to do the Dharma for half an hour like a lion dance during the Spring Festival before stopping.

"Old man, I think you look so ugly, when you go to Hades, it will inevitably give him a bad impression, and you will definitely suffer a loss, I will give you plastic surgery, maybe Lord Hades will praise you, and choose you as the master of the horse......?" As soon as he had finished speaking, he was swift enough to write the word king on the old man's forehead, and drew two more strokes on his beard, and then made a circle on his chin. "It's a bit like a turtle!

Haha......" Yang Xiaoxiao pointed at the old man's "Wang Ba" face and laughed.

"Old man, I didn't make you look ugly, at least, I wrote a king in front of your forehead, presumably the king of Hades must understand this word, and people said, "When the king sees the king, he will die." "It's not good, you killed the Lord of Hades, and replaced you with the King of Hades, how kind of spirit did you say at that time......... No, it's ghostly, at that time, Hou said how ghostly, how ghostly, haha...... "Laughing enough, laughing enough, Yang Xiaoxiao thought: "Since you're dead, you should always cry a few times, okay, cry! Woo... Geezer...... The corners of his mouth pulled down, he immediately cried and cried, tears like springs, snatching out of his eyes, crying pear blossoms with rain, begonias crying blood, vivid and vivid.