Chapter 4: I Want to Marry Him!

"Wukong, what are you doing here, we have to hurry up and find Dou Yuanwai. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Master, I just saw a person who looks very similar to you. ”

"What is it like, your master and I are so handsome, how can anyone be like me. ”

"Yes, it's not like it now, you're more shameless than him!"

"Hey, you monkey head, how can you talk to your master?" Xuanzang knocked the monkey's head, "Hurry up, let's go." ”

Xuanzang walked out of the crowd with the three monkeys, but they had just walked out of the crowd, but they were surrounded by the crowd.

And it may also be the Black Society, all dressed exactly the same, as if they want to take revenge on society.

Suddenly, a person walked out of the group and shouted at Xuanzang and the four of them:

"Listen to the people inside, don't worry, we are in charge of the county, and we only collect money and do not harm people. Ahem...... Now I seriously warn you, you have been surrounded! You have been surrounded! Don't say important things three times, and if you are interested, quickly lay down your weapons and hold your head and hips. ”

"Master, do you want to surrender with your head in your hands!" said the monkey, "such a large group of people whose strength is unknown cannot defeat them without harming people, and our basic energy has not yet recovered, so this kind of small scene cannot be sustained." Oh, I guess I'll be able to escape, you guess it's a bit hanging. ”

"Wukong! You have to be strong! Don't be afraid of death, don't tremble, go up like a man, don't worry about me, I'll take the time to escape! Run for my life, send you to death, and do my best for all sentient beings! Sacrifice is also worth it. Xuanzang encouraged the monkey.

"Master!" the monkey looked at Xuanzang with tears in his eyes, "I am really fortunate to be your apprentice!"

"Wukong, don't be too moved! I will be your master in the next life!"

"Hey, hey, don't make trouble!" the county boss interrupted Xuanzang and the monkey's Qiong Yao drama, "Hey you monks, murder and robbery, do you know the crime?"

"Ah, this official master, when have we ever killed someone?" Xuanzang looked suspicious, and he had to ask clearly, what was the most unpleasant thing about carrying the black pot. It's good that it's just a killing, not an insult to a little girl, otherwise...... That's the stimulation of Wow Ka.

The boss of the county manager stepped forward and pulled the burden snatched by Chen Yan and the others tied to the white horse, and shouted viciously: "The physical evidence is here, and you still don't admit it?"

"It's not what we robbed, it's from a group of thieves, and we're going to come back and return it to the owner. The pig pleaded.

"Hey, you guys are stupid to me, if you are caught and say that you are wronged, then there will be no thieves in this world. Okay, the world is peaceful, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, so what's the matter with us! Where are we going to make extra money?!"

"Well, even if we rob it, it's just a robbery, what's the matter?" the monkey shouted.

"Yo. You're scared, shameless pig. The boss of the county magistrate said indignantly, "The big family you robbed last night died in the night, and this is not considered murder! ”

At this time, the pig pointed at the county manager and shouted: "You mention the pig again! You mention the pig again! I don't allow you to insult the pig! The pig provokes you, the pig is a lovely creature, after death, it is dissected and dissected by the corpse and steamed and braised in stew, but it is still insulted by others, as an insulting adjective and comparative. What kind of sin has the pig created, what kind of grudge do you have with you, why do you treat the pig like this!"

"Dou Yuanwai died?" Chen Yan, didn't they say that they didn't harm people's lives? They lied to us?" the pig was making trouble in front, and Xuanzang said with a surprised face in the back.

"No! Xiao Yinyin's father would never do such a thing, there must be some misunderstanding here. The monkey immediately retorted, and then said, "And we can't fight now, so it's better to go with them first and find out what happened." ”

"Yes!" Xuanzang nodded.

"Stop talking nonsense, tie me up. The county manager waved his hand, and those county managers immediately stepped forward to trap the monkey and the others, "Take them away." ”

"I'm going to beat the drum!" cried the dragged pig, breaking free.

"What kind of grievances? If you have a grievance, tell Master Shi to go, and if it doesn't make sense, go and tell Lord Yama. ”

"I am sorry for the pig! It lives too aggrieved, dies too miserably, and is still miserable after death, and it has already provided for people's stomachs, but it still has to be insulted! You say that it is not wronged! There is no animal in the world that is more wronged than it. ”

"Hey, I guess it doesn't make sense for Lord Yama. Don't beep, hurry up. ”

Xuanzang and the four were put in prison.

"Why don't you start the trial, we have to avenge our grievances!" shouted as soon as he entered the prison, turning his head and banging on the iron railing.

"It's night. The cell boss said coldly, "Master Thorn Shi is very busy, he has to be busy doing official business during the day, taking public funds to inspect everywhere, promoting economic construction by the way, increasing national taxes, and at night he has to be busy with his group of concubines to contribute to the reproduction of mankind, maybe he can contribute seven or eight heads to mankind in one night." ”

"Do you think it's all you, if the monks don't contribute to the reproduction of mankind, do you know how much the population of this world is? How much wasteland has no one to cultivate? And you are so rich that you still turn your fortune into a fortune and don't contribute to promoting economic construction. And now they are still robbing and killing, if I were you, I didn't hit the wall before I was born, and I hit the wall immediately after I was born to thank the world. ”

With that, the cell boss turned around and waved his sleeves, taking a single piece of dust with him, and walked outside.

"Master, why do I think he is right, except for the last point, I can't refute it at all, I am a little ashamed to say it!"

"Be quiet! I seem to be a little ashamed, too. Xuanzang said, "But it's a bit scary that the old man who eats and has seven or eight heads a night, he thinks he is a pig." ”

"It's the old man who stabs Shi, not the old man who eats and!" The pig immediately corrected Xuanzang's words, and then pointed at Xuanzang with an angry face, "Master! You actually insulted the pig just now! You used the pig as a comparative word! Did you take my apprentice to heart?!"

Put you in your eyes and ruin the three views, and put it in your heart!

Xuanzang directly pretended not to hear the pig's words, and turned to the monkey and Sha Wujing: "Hey, hey, let's discuss the plan, how to get out!"

The pig looked at Xuanzang's back with resentful eyes. Hey, I feel an itch in my back, rubbing, okay, nothing happened.

"Wukong, can you turn into a rat and go out to find out the news. Xuanzang said to the monkey, "Find out how the Dou member died, and find out all the details." ”

"What do you say!" the monkey glanced at Xuanzang, "With my current basic energy, what can I do?" It's only been six or seven days since I went down to Lingshan, and I haven't practiced much. ”

"Okay! I have to rely on a scientific and technological talent like me at a critical time!" Xuanzang said, looking for a long time in the World Flower, and then finally took out a few things and handed them to the monkey, "Oh, take it." ”

The monkey took the thing, looked down a few times, and saw that it was three round balls, which were red, yellow, and blue.

"What is this?" the monkey asked Xuanzang.