readx;? 698 Happy Zen Buddha It was not until this time that Song Zhong woke up from your confused realm, hurriedly looked at the lively scene left and right, and then looked at the unique golden light of the Buddhist disciples on his body, which was completely unmistakable. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Song Zhongxin said, "I didn't become a bald donkey, why did I look like a bald donkey?"

And at this time, something that surprised Song Zhong happened again, he actually realized his strength, and after surviving the bitter prison, he advanced to the realm of the early stage of the mixed yuan in one fell swoop, which is equivalent to the Buddha of Buddhism.

This made him surprised and delighted, happy that his strength had improved by leaps and bounds, and what surprised him was that the process was inevitably too fast, and Song Zhong was a little afraid that there would be sequelae.

It was at this time that the angry-eyed King Kong appeared in front of Song Zhong with many Buddhist disciples, bowed to him eleven times, and then smiled, "Congratulations to my nephew, I have achieved the Buddha's golden body at the end of today."

"I, Buddha?" Song Zhong was taken aback when he heard this, "Senior, aren't you playing with me, are you?"

"Hehe, haven't you heard of the phrase "Once you get out of the torture prison, you will become a Buddha on the ground?"

"No," Song Zhong said stupidly, "What do you mean by that?"

"Hehe!" Angry King Kong smiled slightly, and then explained: "This is very simple, you must know that the bitter prison is not a place to punish people, but a place to test the cultivation of Buddhist disciples, although it is said that in it, you will endure the tribulations of the eight colds, eight heats and eight bitter hells, but at the same time, it will also temper the mind and body, so that it will be reborn and reborn." The more you suffer, the more you will benefit, and once you have endured all the sufferings and reached the other side, you will become a Buddha on the ground.1 So, congratulations, you are now a Buddha!"

After hearing these words, Song Zhong was immediately stupid, and stayed for a long time before he cried and laughed: "But, I don't want to be a monk?" "Hehe, this can't help you!" Angry King Kong smiled treacherously, and then said: "Okay, this is not the place to talk, you come with me!"

After speaking, he took Song Zhong to his temple.

There was not much time, and Song Zhong followed the angry eyes King Kong back to the temple of the family.

After coming back, the angry eyes King Kong first asked Song Zhong to take a seat. Song Zhong, who became a Buddha, was already qualified to sit in front of the angry eyes of Vajra.

Then the angry King Kong smiled and said, "What? I said that you have a fate with my Buddha, right? Now that you have really passed the suffering and achieved the Great Dao of Buddhism, it is really a supreme joy!"

"Congratulations," the surrounding Buddhist disciples also smiled and saluted Song Zhongshi.

Song Zhongke didn't care about this, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, this monk is not something I want to deserve, it is clear that you forced him to go to Liangshan?"

"Haha, this proves that you have a fate with my Buddha, otherwise, there are many people who want to go to the bitter prison, why don't I force others, but force you?" said with a grin.

In the face of the almost shameless remarks of the angry King Kong, Song Zhong was directly speechless, and he simply said: "Anyway, I don't care, I just don't be a monk!"

"Hehe, this can't help you!" The angry King Kong smiled and said: "There is a way to enter the deep sea of Buddhism, you still come here, then you can be safe!"

"Then what if I'm uneasy?" Song Zhong said cautiously and tentatively.

"Then my Buddhism also has a lot of rules and precepts, and the King of Fury will help you change your evil ways and return to righteousness!"

Although the angry King Kong said politely, the threat in his tone could not be more obvious. It clearly means that if you kid dares to disagree, you will be beaten until you are convinced!

And a person like Angry King Kong, who is strong and unreasonable, Song Zhong suddenly had no way.

When Song Zhong was at a loss, someone below suddenly came up and reported that Shuraxue had woken up and was waiting outside to be summoned.

When the angry King Kong heard this, he immediately came to his senses, and immediately commanded, invite her in."

So the disciple immediately took the order to go out, and there was not much time, so he brought Shura Xue with him. After Shuraxue came here, she saw Song Zhong's new image at first sight, covered in golden Buddha light, and there was a unique colorful halo of Buddhism behind her head.

This made Shuraxue immediately surprised, and hurriedly ran to Song Zhong, and said in surprise: "Husband, how did you do well and become a monk?"

"Do you think I want to?" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "It's not to save you that I sacrificed my life for righteousness?"

As soon as he heard Song Zhong's words, the Angry Eyes King Kong and other Buddhist disciples suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and the Angry Eyes King Kong directly laughed and scolded: "Okay, you don't know what to do, if you take refuge in my Buddha, you are sacrificing your life for righteousness?"

"Anyway, I think it's about the same!" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "Aren't they all the same and want their wives to be separated?"

"Who said that you want your wife to be separated?" The angry King Kong smiled bitterly, "My Buddhism does not prohibit marrying a wife and having children!"

"Really?" After hearing this, Song Zhong suddenly said differently: "But, don't you have any rules and precepts? What are the eight precepts?"

"That's all for the disciples who practice, you have already become a Buddha, naturally there are not so many rules!" the angry-eyed Vajra explained helplessly. "Ah, I understand" Song Zhong hurriedly said, "It's that the Buddha can eat, drink, prostitute and gamble at will, but the disciples must abide by the rules and precepts, right?"

"How big are you?" angrily scolded King Kong directly, "Have you ever seen us eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling?"

"No, no!" Song Zhong hurriedly cleared up the relationship, and then said, "But what did you say just now?"

"I mean, after becoming a Buddha, the rules are not so strict, you can marry a wife and have children, but you still can't do things that hurt heaven and reason!" said angrily, "In addition, disciples don't have to abide by the rules and precepts, it depends on their cultivation." The so-called Dharma is boundless, and there are many ways to become a Buddha, and the rules are not the same, so you can't generalize!

"Disciple understands!" Song Zhong knew that he couldn't afford to offend him now, so he hurriedly agreed respectfully, and then said tentatively: "That senior, I, a monk, since I don't have so many rules, can I act at will?"

"Well, even if you return to the fairy world, there is nothing. Angry King Kong said with a glare.

The Angry Eyes King Kong is worthy of the Angry Eyes King Kong, and this eye gave birth to infinite majesty, which frightened Song Zhong all over, and hurriedly agreed: "The disciple knows!"

"En!" the angry King Kong nodded softly, and said, "It's good to understand, in addition, there is another thing that needs to be done now, since you have become a Buddha, you still need the Dharma name and the title of the fruit position."

"En!" The angry King Kong immediately lowered his head and thought about it, then raised his head and said, "Since you are a member of the Chaos Giant Spirit Clan, you simply have no legal name! As for the common name Song Zhong, don't use it anymore, it's really ugly!"

After Song Zhong heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "What kind of law is this? I don't think it's as good as Song Zhong?"

"I just listen to it, what? do you have an opinion?" said the angry King Kong with an unkind expression.

"No, no!" Song Zhong quickly replied very honestly. He didn't dare to provoke this emperor-level master, plus his seniors, if he cleaned himself up, there would be no place to cry after a hard fight.

The angry King Kong glanced at Song Zhong and ignored him, but continued: "Since you have a family and a business, and we can't break you up, then, it's not bad to arrange a fruit position for you as a happy Buddha!"

"Happy Buddha?" Song Zhong heard this, and his face instantly turned red like a boiled hairy crab. Shura Xue on the side also rolled her eyes, if she didn't know that this angry-eyed King Kong was not easy to provoke, she would definitely jump up and scold directly, how could there be a person who was a priest like the Huanxi Buddha for other people's old people? Isn't this helping Song Zhong to mess with flowers and grass outside?

It's a pity that Shura Yeti is soft-spoken, and even though he is angry, he can only endure it.

However, Song Zhong was very unwilling, because he also knew a little bit that this Buddha of Joy was not a good position, it was simply a priesthood who presided over sexual affairs between men and women, in other words, he was in charge of men and women's love.

If this spreads in the immortal realm, where can he, the Emperor of Dongyue, go?" Thinking of this, Song Zhong hurriedly excused himself and said, "Senior, the fruit position of this Joyful Buddha is too high, I can't afford it, so you might as well change it?"

"If you are willing to abide by those rules and precepts, I will change you to another one!"

"This~~~" As soon as Song Zhong heard this, he was immediately speechless.

"Haha" Seeing this, King Kong and the others immediately burst out laughing.

"Alright, since you have no other objections, then the matter is settled!" Angry Eyes laughed afterwards. "Come on, hurry up and prepare for the Buddha Celebration, we will hold a podium ceremony for the new Happy Buddha!"

"Yes!" Many Buddhist disciples immediately agreed, and then began to get busy.

Up to now, Song Zhong has no choice but to be at the mercy of others. Under the guidance of several Buddhist powers, Song Zhong was taken to the back to teach him etiquette, and at the same time dressed him in order to make him look like a virtuous monk.

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