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As soon as Wu Sheng and Nan Tianba's sedan chair arrived at the gate of Juyuanzhai, the citizens who watched the lively stirrups got out of the way......

Wu Sheng, who stepped out of the sedan chair, saw the big water flowing out of the gate of Juyuanzhai, oops! The amount of water is quite large, and the water on the street is already knee-high, and he doesn't know what to do for a while?

"Fish, wow, so many fish ......"

The crowd was in a commotion again, and one by one the lively carp jumped over the high threshold of Juyuanzhai and swam to the street, and the citizens were no longer calm, and they were scrambling for the fish.

"Mr. Wu Daozi, you can come, this big water will hurt me...... How could the water in this mural suddenly gush out?" Hu Daxue, who was drenched, went out to greet him.

"I ......"

Before Wu Daozi could speak, the waterfall on the threshold suddenly stopped inexplicably.

"Boss Hu, let Wu Sheng go in and have a look first!" Nan Tianba pulled Wu Sheng into the flower hall of Juyuanzhai.

The hall was in shambles, all the furniture had drifted to the corner of the patio, and from the mural there were still waves crashing and overflowing.

"Wu Sheng, you can paint two more stone walls for the mural! Otherwise, this big water will not be able to stop. Nan Tianba suggested.

Wu Sheng, who was at a loss, heard Nan Tianba say this, and shouted anxiously: "Pen and ink are waiting for ——!"

It's also strange to say, as Wu Sheng shouted, the rippling wall of waves all quieted down. Wu Sheng lifted the robe wrapped around his feet, approached the mural, and with a few strokes, two strange rocky banks surrounded the rushing river.

"Thank you Wu Sheng, please smile at this pen-touching fee!"

As soon as Hu Daxue made a look, a guy from Juyuanzhai came over with a plate covered with red silk cloth, and when he opened it, there were ten stacks of thick Shenzhou coins.

"Wow——!"

Onlookers let out an exclamation.

"Thank you Boss Hu, I accepted it for Wu Sheng. ”

Nan Tianba was only afraid that Wu Sheng would say some kind words about exchanging wine and meat, so he took a step forward and took the plate into his hand.

Countless citizens gathered in the Yuanzhai to be the first to observe the mural that would flood at night. Hu Daxue anxiously stood on a Taishi chair and announced:

"Neighbors, please go back! If there is a loss in each family, Juyuanzhai is all inclusive, and tomorrow there will be a special auction of Mr. Wu Daozi, welcome to visit and guide!"

After this commotion, when the soaking Nan Tianba and them returned to the Tailwind Carriage Shop, the sky was already dark.

"His grandmother's, it seems that this Hu Daxue is a marketing master and knows how to hype...... We were stupid and sold the works of the Three Sages at the price of cabbage. However, fortunately, I also kept my hands behind, and only signed a two-year agreement with him, otherwise we would have lost a lot. Nan Tianba took off his soaked clothes and said to Tang Linkun, Wang Sheng, and Li Sheng with regret.

"Senior Brother Nan, Juyuanzhai sent someone to send clothes. I don't know which quasi-immortal downstairs shouted.

"Even if he Hu Daxue is still sensible, he didn't treat us all as fools......" Nan Tianba went downstairs in a pair of boxers, Tang Linkun and Ersheng laughed so much that they couldn't stand up straight on the bed.

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The hornet fairy of the stirrup base, before the opening of the earliest shop with a horseshoe, had been cultivating in a large locust tree in the south of the five forks for more than 3,000 years, with the locust tree as the center, a radius of more than 100 miles, which was his territory. As the number of households in the stirrup base increased, the amount of immortal honey he could receive every year became more and more considerable, and his cultivation progress was greatly accelerated, and he soon refined to the "more heavenly wilderness" of the middle immortals.

In recent years, as the Hornet Fairy paid to buy all the land around the stirrup, more and more Kunjing have defected to his disciples, and his strength has become stronger and stronger. More than twenty years ago, the Hornet Immortal brought ten shields of immortal honey to the heavenly court for a walk...... The Kanyu Yuan of the Heavenly Court allowed him to open a government in the stirrups to build a mansion, and the reputation of the wasp fairy grew, and the people of the fairy world gave them this genre as "Da Kun Liu".

"Tell the owner that there is a friend outside the door who claims to be Hu's brother-in-law and asks to see him. A bee soldier came to the backyard to report.

The wasp fairy, who stopped on a peach tree in the garden to suck the morning juice, said impatiently, "No, early in the morning...... Let him come back after the bell rings in the morning. ”

A blue flash butterfly on the other branch said in a coquettish voice: "Brother Bee, since it is my brother's friend, you should meet it!"

The wasp fairy flew down the tree and took on a human form, "Since Madame said so, let him wait in the side hall, and I will come after changing into my official uniform." ”

Nan Tianba waited for a full two quarters of an hour before he saw the hornet fairy come out.

"Who are you? Are you looking for me?"

The brim on both sides of the wasp fairy's official hat is as long as a flat pole, and it trembles violently when he speaks, and his appearance is extremely funny.

Nan Tianba knelt on the green brick floor, and the tears that had been brewing for a long time flowed down: "Back to Daxian, my name is Nan Tianba, I am Hu Daxue's business partner, and now when I encounter unfairness, I ask Daxian to call the shots!"

"Even my brother-in-law's friend, get up and talk back!"

The official uniform worn by the wasp fairy was designed by himself, and the high collar made his chin very uncomfortable, and he could speak smoothly by raising his chin.

"Thank you Daxian! I came in a hurry, and a little meaning is not respectful......" After Nan Tianba put 100,000 Shenzhou coins on the table next to the Hornet Immortal, he took three steps back respectfully, bowed slightly and did not dare to raise his head, with a sincere and frightened look.

"Boss Nan, let's talk about it, what grievances did you encounter in the stirrup? Who is so short-sighted?"

Nan Tianba simply and concisely explained the reasons why Mao Zhuxian bullied the weak immortals of the Rope Palace, arbitrarily reduced the number of applicants for the Immortal Academy, blocked petitions, and injured many quasi-immortals...... Seeing that the wasp fairy was uncomfortable, he raised his chin several times and quickly closed his mouth.

"Boss Nan, Mao Zhuxian belongs to the Immortal Zhiliu, and the Rope Palace is not under the jurisdiction of the stirrup, I want to help you with this, but I can't help you!

"Daxian, I just want to find a lively place in the stirrup base, and tell our grievances widely, justice is in the hearts of the people, please Daxian fulfillment. Nan Tianba knelt on the ground again.

"There are a lot of lively places in the stirrup base, is there anyone stopping you? In this way, you can choose the lively place yourself, and I will send 200 bee soldiers to maintain order for you, so can Boss Nan be satisfied with this arrangement?"

After the hornet fairy had eaten his stomach, the official uniform was too tight, which made him sick to his stomach for a while, and he was anxious to go back to the backyard to loosen the belt.

"Thank you Daxian! Da En is not thankful, more than eighty quasi-immortals in our Rope Palace ......" When Nan Tianba raised his head, the wasp fairy flew away from that window.

......

A banner of "condemning Mao Zhuxian" was pulled on the head of the Hongji Bridge, and a chair was added to a table of eight immortals, and Yin Peng stood on the high chair and kept clapping his hands...... This time, with the bee soldiers, the order is different, and there are thirty percent more people watching the lively getaway than yesterday, but the scene is orderly.

"Friends, everyone be quiet——! everyone must be curious, why am I standing so tall and applauding myself so shamelessly?"

Yin Peng is worthy of being the tour guide of Caiyun Province, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he attracted everyone's attention, "In order to liven up the atmosphere, before today's opening, I will tell you a joke, are you allowed?"

This is similar to the novel way of talk shows in the human world, which causes more casual customers to stop and watch.

"One woman and three men ......" (Du Niang has it, I won't repeat it, Tianlong said sorry to a friend who really called Guo Chunhai!)

After Yin Peng finished saying this joke of spoofing "Guo Chunhai", he made the nearly 2,000 free guests at the scene lean forward and leaned back, laughing non-stop.

"Friends, I am standing so shamelessly today because three days ago, the eighty-one quasi-immortals of our Rope Palace, including the poet immortal Li Bai, the book saint Wang Xizhi, and the painting saint Wu Daozi, we lost something more important than the face together - the most basic right of a quasi-immortal in the immortal realm to become an immortal......"

Yin Peng's voice was so good that when he talked about eating taro at every meal in the Rope Palace, the freewheels in the stirrups burst into tears. Seeing that Mao Zhuxian "Guo Chunhai" sharply reduced the five application places to one and a half, all the free guests gritted their teeth with hatred.

When Yin Peng finished reciting the "Rope Palace Quasi-Immortal Condemnation of Maozhu Immortal Text" and took the lead in shouting: "Down with the Maozhu Immortal ......", even the two hundred bee soldiers who maintained order raised their arms and shouted, and finally followed Yin Peng to stomp on him.

"Senior Brother Nan, how did I speak?" Yin Peng, who was sweating profusely, jumped off the Eight Immortals Table and went straight to Nan Tianba.

"Senior Brother Yin, you spoke very well, much better than I expected, you hurry up and drink saliva, and take advantage of the fact that there are many people in the morning market, and talk again. ”

"Senior Brother Nan, what's the point of resting, when I was a tour guide in Caiyun Province, I wouldn't give birth to a single prickly heat for a few hours in a row......"

Yin Peng stood on the high chair again in the warm applause of the Xiaoyaoke.

Nan Tianba said to the other brothers, "The four of you go buy a few baskets of fresh fruits, and the four of you send these cold water with honey, those bee soldiers must be thirsty when they stand under the sun......

Yin Peng came down in the morning and spoke three times, and his voice was really hoarse.

At noon, when Nan Tianba and the others carried the tables and chairs back to the carriage shop for dinner, a stirrup teahouse owner followed Yin Peng into the carriage shop.

"This little brother, contemptible is Shi Yue, the big shopkeeper of the largest teahouse chain 'Hu Xiaotian' in the stirrup, since the rope palace is so hard, whether the little brother is willing to tour the teahouse below, the remuneration must be preferential. ”

"Boss Shi, thank you for your kindness, although our Rope Palace is hard, but I have so many good brothers and sisters, I will not leave the Rope Palace, I'm sorry!"

"It's a pity, little brother, this is my name, whenever you want to come, we welcome you. ”

Seeing that Yin Peng didn't accept the name post, the surnamed Shi smiled generously, put the name post on the table, and left.

Seeing that only Tang Linkun and Dai Zong were left in the carriage shop, Nan Tianba asked anxiously, "Where are the three saints?"

"Not long after you went out, Juyuanzhai sent a sedan chair to pick up the three saints, saying that Juyuanzhai was holding an auction and inviting the three saints to hold the auction, and they also left 50,000 Shenzhou coins, saying that it was the appearance fee of the three saints. Dai Zong replied.

"This Hu Daxue...... Senior Brother Tang, you are responsible for keeping those Shenzhou coins, and I will go back when I go. ”

"Senior Brother Dai and I have deposited all the Shenzhou coins into the largest Fengze Money Village in the stirrup, and Senior Brother Nan can rest assured. This is the silver ticket. The goods we purchase will be delivered to the tailwind in the afternoon. ”

Without waiting for Tang Linkun to take out the silver ticket from his arms, Nan Tianba had already walked out of the door of the hitchhiker shop.