Walking on the road, Liu Mi carefully pondered the gains and losses of this crossing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, at the beginning, Liu Mi's performance was okay. But then my mind was on sleeping with my sister, and I didn't make any achievements.

I guess it was abandoned at that time.

Liu Mi sighed, if this is really the reason, he can't blame others.

Walking to the wilderness after dark, Liu Mi lit a bonfire, dug earthworms from the ground and roasted them.

It was hot before midnight and then cold, and Liu Mi had to light a bonfire behind his back.

Roasting the fire, Liu Mi couldn't help but call out to Cha Lili again: Come and take away me, a lost lamb, I will promise you any conditions.

stayed up until dawn, Liu Mi waited for the tea to appear, but it was silent.

Liu Mi laughed self-deprecatingly: "Made, don't bully the poor young man, Lao Tzu is only thirty years old......! Lao Tzu can't do the five elements by himself?"

Wait for me to do something big, see how you come to see me with a shy face!

"Even if no one pays attention, I can play brilliantly!" Liu Mi took stock of the resources at hand.

Liu Mi's current position is [order, labor, and rationality], that is, unified centralization, labor creation, and popularization of rational education.

The specific method -- ahem, first overthrow everything and establish a proletarian world outlook, and then copy "United Front and Protracted War," "Peace by Force," "Encircling Cities from the Countryside," and "Linking Theory with Practice" one after another.

Walking and stopping all the way, Liu Mi didn't find a suitable place, and finally walked to the western suburbs of Qingzhou County.

"Made, you can't even beg for food!"

There are many people in Qingzhou and there is little land, so it is difficult to eat with a mixed mouth.

Fortunately, there were few people on the mountain, so Liu Mi built a shed on the mountain, searched for wild vegetables, and hunted and caught insects by the way.

At first, when the woodcutter saw it, they all said that this Taoist priest was going to starve to death.

After half a month, Liu Mi's face was as usual, and the woodcutter's attitude changed greatly: this is a master of Taoism.

"Now, it's a little bit famous. At this time, you can take the initiative to sell door-to-door, or you can continue to wait. ”

Sent to the door, despised.

To be begged for is to get dignity.

Liu Mi thought carefully and took the time to go back to Fuling Mountain.

Everything was running normally in Fuling Mountain, Liu Mi went back at night, hid at home and accompanied Gao Cuiyun for a few days, and did not alarm anyone, so he came back.

Back in Qingzhou, Liu Mi thought about it, turned around to Laoshan Mountain, and arrived at the Shangqing Palace, but found that things were wrong.

It turned out that after the ugly monkey left the school, Wang Wenqing threw down the disciples in the door and said goodbye.

After Wang Wenqing left, most of the disciples of the Shangqing Palace were dispersed, and now they have been accepted by another group of Taoist priests.

Seeing Liu Mi, the group of Taoist priests scolded loudly and asked Liu Mi if he had an ID card.

Liu Mi sneered: "There is a curse, do you want it?"

The old Taoist priest was silent, and his cronies wanted to beat Liu Mi and send Liu Mi to see the official.

The old Taoist priest stopped him and politely asked Liu Mi to leave.

After sending Liu Mi away, the old Taoist priest educated his disciples: "We have a degree and are canonized by the orthodoxy of the heavenly court. But there is also a class of Heavenly Demon Daoists. They are not canonized, but believe in the ancient 'Lord of Creation'. Although they have been dismissed as ridiculous, each of them is like an adversary. ”

"Sounds like a lot of fun. The young Taoist priest said greedily.

The old Taoist priest hurriedly shook his head: "When they die, they will decompose and return to the Heavenly Dao." Our cultivation is to become an immortal, and our cultivation is not enough to be a ghost immortal. ”

Decompose, lose the function of eating, drinking, and happiness, and return to the way of heaven?

The young Taoist priest was frightened, and some of the dissipated Dao hearts quickly became solidified, and his belief in Heavenly Court was re-strengthened.

Back in Qingzhou, the bottle used to catch foxes was not thrown, but Liu Mi's mind was no longer on these fancy things.

Heaven is the son of a nobleman, the underworld is a thorn, and the demon is a thorn.

If Liu Mi is an insider, of course he can wave the dust, chant scriptures and draw spells, and then subdue demons and catch ghosts.

It's a pity that Liu Mi is a civilian, if he draws a talisman to catch a ghost, it's better to say that if he really catches the ghost, Heavenly Court will come to encircle and suppress it.

I went to the blacksmith shop in Qingzhou County, spent a lot of silver to build a bronze stick, and wrapped gold hoops at both ends to design accessories.

This bronze stick, which is usually a stick, can also be a golden hoop stick.

But if necessary, it can also be quickly transformed into maces, drum hammer sticks, and rubber hammers, suitable for combat of any intensity.

After buying the equipment for violent exorcism, Liu Mi prayed to the sky and returned to the western suburbs of Qingzhou.

Back on the mountain, Liu Mi showed his strength every day, and also patrolled the mountains and forests to catch vicious wolves and poisonous snakes.

The woodcutter went up the mountain to chop wood, and Liu Mi invited them to eat snake soup.

Seeing the cylindrical flesh piece by piece, the woodcutter didn't know at first, but later he knew that it was a snake and almost vomited.

"The Taoist master on the mountain is not simple! I don't know what he does for a living!" The people under the mountain slowly heard about it.

However, they have village chiefs, witches, and warlocks, and their daily lives are basically sufficient.

And the witch and the warlock both said that there is a specialization in the art industry, and the Taoist priest does not care if you get rich and eliminate disasters, and people take the route of selfish ascension!

When the villagers heard this, they felt that it was too reasonable, so they did not go up the mountain to find Liu Mi.

Only a few idlers, as well as scholars who need to have a long knowledge, occasionally visit Liu Mi on the mountain.

Liu Mi heard that his rival was framed behind his back, and described him as a selfish ascendant.

Liu Mi was so angry that he almost vomited blood, "How can these stupid rabbits listen to the guidance of others! Won't they come to practice in person to verify it!"

Lao Tzu has great ecological agriculture technology and circular agriculture technology, and I can't wait for you to learn it!

Liu Mi deliberately talked to the scholar about agriculture, but the scholar felt that it didn't matter and was not interested.

Liu Mi and the scholar talked about "The Dictatorship of Order and Chaotic Democracy", and the scholar said curtly: "I have studied hard for ten years in order to eat meat." ”

Dao Chief, your theory is very old-fashioned, and your emphasis on mathematics is also very correct.

But...... From Dong Zhongshu, to "Treatise on Salt and Iron", to "co-governance with scholars", to "not competing with the people", to "everything is inferior, only reading is high", how much effort has our tiger and wolf clan spent, do you know?

"Although there are too many tigers and wolves, it will attract a catastrophe in heaven and earth, and the people will not be able to make a living, and their lives will be cheaper than grass...... But this is the meaning of "Natural Selection". Including the tigers, they have to compete, and only the strongest can survive!"

So, God exists, everyone acknowledges this.

But if you want to say that God has an IQ and can roll dice, I can't accept it!

If you want to say that you will stand up and follow God's example, complete the perfect dictatorship, and establish a rabbit society, you are crazy!

In short, God exists, but he doesn't care about anything, he is an unconscious existence!

Then, natural selection is a rule promulgated by God, and competition brings death - God is evil!

"You are talking nonsense with your eyes open like this, aren't you afraid that God will kill you?" Liu Mi was already dumbfounded.

"I'm afraid of a ball, the emperor has been set up by us, do you know?" The best among the scholars, fanning his fan, held his head high and said: "You ancient Taoist scholars and scholars of the ancient school can only hide in the mountains and stay alone!"

"One of you named Wang Anshi wants to overthrow our tiger and wolf clan, but we don't need to do anything, go and tell the rabbits 'Wang Anshi has exterminated the nobles', and the rabbits will return Wang Anshi to their hometown!"

"You see, you lost the basic game, and you lost the middle game. What can God do?" The scholars ridiculed Liu Mi fiercely, and then said: "Don't talk about this, play chess!"

Scholars often come to play with Liu Mi, and they also like to listen to Liu Mi talk about health preservation and medicine.

In particular, Liu Mi's "The Art of Pure Yang", on how to maintain the immortality of yang, is very marketable among scholars.

It has been verified that using the method taught by Liu Mi, reading and learning will indeed no longer have the problem of hard work and exhaustion of the eyes.

The scholars said that if Liu Mi listened to them and served them, they would be happy to build a Taoist temple for Liu Mi and advocate for Liu Mi.

Liu Mi refused, and the scholars took out the money again, wanting to buy out Liu Mi's "Pure Yang Technique", so that Liu Mi would not teach it to others.

"You have turned faith into a tool of domination, and you have broken up science and sealed it down, but I firmly believe that the laborers will build a world free of disasters with the help of the Creator!"

In fact, socialism was not built in a day.

In the Han Dynasty, Wang Mang proposed the concept, in the Tang Dynasty, he studied in the Han Dynasty, and then some people proposed social harmony, and in the Ming Dynasty, the peasants finally became emperors...... In the repetition of history, the peasants finally defeated the scholars.

From concept, to experiment, to small achievements...... And then to the semi-finished products of the 21st century, this path is feasible.

Liu Mi was very angry.

The scholars were not angry, they smiled and said, "How can a strong man not eat meat." Elephants are not strong at all. ”

"Elephants are much stronger than tigers and lions, and a world where everyone is equal will be built. ”

Liu Mi said that he still has a lot of technology to build a stronger empire that will not decline.

But the scholars didn't need his skills, and they slowly stopped coming.

Liu Mi hired people to dig the foundation on the mountain, preparing to build a Taoist temple.

"In the future, we will focus on medical skills, first pick up the basic team, and find a sustainable profitable business. Liu Mi shook his head and decided to go to Fuling Mountain to call someone to support the scene.