Chapter 2 Contracts

"Grandpa, where the hell is this, I beg you to send me back?" Niu Fen cried and hugged his grandfather's big leg again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Oops!" Niulanshan frowned: "It's really useless, I told you this is Heavenly Court, you know?"

"Heavenly Court?" Niu Fen glanced around, could it be that the white smoke he saw was immortal energy, Niu Fen raised his head and looked at his grandfather and said, "Grandpa, have you become an immortal?"

"Of course!" Niulanshan raised his chin slightly, stroked his goatee, and was extremely proud in his heart.

"Haha!" Niu Fen suddenly laughed, so there must be no danger.

I had a crooked thought in my heart, grandpa is an immortal, so isn't he the second generation of immortals, that is much more powerful than those bullshit rich second generations.

"Grandpa heard that after graduating from college, not only could you not find a job, but also couldn't get a wife, you were fired for doing game boosting, instant noodles are eaten as meals, toilet paper is used separately, watching the island country a.v is your greatest pleasure, right?"

After Niu Lanshan finished speaking, he found that his grandson Niu Fen was gone, "Niu Fen, where are you, you were still in front of me just now!"

"Grandpa, I'm behind you!" Niu Fen lay on the ground with a crying voice, and all his messes were shaken out by his grandfather, how could he still have a face.

"Haha!" Niu Lanshan smiled, turned around and helped his grandson Niu Fen: "Grandson, don't be sad, grandpa is here to help you turn over this time?"

"Really?" Niu Fen's eyes lit up, and he didn't dare to look directly at his grandfather.

"Of course!" Niu Lanshan nodded and continued: "Recently, there was an important position vacancy in Heavenly Court, and I couldn't find a suitable candidate in the entire Heavenly Court, and your grandfather and I recommended you to the Jade Emperor at that time!"

Niu Fen hugged his grandfather's big leg with emotion, "Grandpa, you are so good!"

"Let's go, follow me to see the Jade Emperor and let him arrange an errand for you!" Niu Lanshan stroked his goatee and walked to the Heavenly Court Guest House, followed by Niu Fen.

"Grandpa Jade Emperor, what errand do I arrange?" Niu Fen's mood at the moment was extremely excited, even incoherent: "I heard that there are Heavenly Court cleaners, Heavenly Court CEOs, Heavenly Court temporary workers, and Heavenly Court couriers, and what other Heavenly Court ambassadors, Heavenly Court commissioners・・・・・"

Niu Fen chattered behind his grandfather Niulanshan, Niulanshan's face was red and green, he cleared his throat, turned to Niu Fen and said, "Grandson, I told you that these positions are not suitable for you, just rush grandpa's identity in the heavenly court!"

"Really?" Niu Fen was so excited at the moment, it seemed that his grandfather's status in Heaven was not low!

Niulanshan pushed open the door of the reception room of the Heavenly Court Guest House, took his grandson to the Jade Emperor, and said respectfully: "Jade Emperor, this is my grandson Niu Fen!"

The Jade Emperor showed a sly smile, squeezed his eyes towards Niulanshan, and then set his eyes on Niu Fen: "You are cow dung!"

"Hello Jade Emperor, I'm Niu Fen!" Niu Fen stared closely at the Jade Emperor in a suit in front of him.

"En!" the Jade Emperor nodded, "One is a dung digger, and the other is cow dung, good, good!"

"What do you mean?" Niu Fen was a little puzzled and looked at his grandfather.

Niulanshan, who was lifted from the old bottom, looked not good-looking and hurriedly said: "Jade Emperor, you see, let's get down to business first!"

"En!" The Jade Emperor nodded, and said seriously: "You are the grandson of Erguotou, I will not treat you badly!"

Erguotou is the nickname of Niulanshan, and everyone else in the heavenly court calls Niulanshan Erguotou.

"Thank you, Lord Jade Emperor! I, Niu Fen, will definitely saddle the horse for you!" Niu Fen was so excited that he couldn't wait to kneel down for the Jade Emperor.

"No need!" The Jade Emperor waved his hand, then took out a document and put it on the table: "Sign this document, you will be a person from Heavenly Court in the future!"

Niu Fen, who had not yet been carried away, took the document very rationally, with four big characters on the top: Heavenly Court Contract, and the lower ones were all blank.

"That Jade Emperor, what is this all about?" Niu Fen's university was not for nothing, and he heard that many companies' contracts had traps, so he kept an eye on himself.

"Ah, this..." The Jade Emperor prevaricated: "You will know that it is written on it, you will know it, I will definitely not lie to you!"

"If you don't make it clear, I won't sign a contract!" Niu Fen, who had a tendon, shook his head, and the Jade Emperor didn't give face.

"Bang!" the Jade Emperor slapped on the table: "If you don't sign, I'll cut your little dingding!"

"Ah!" Hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, Niu Fen trembled with fright, he was still a virgin.

But then the Jade Emperor's words changed: "If you sign it, you will receive a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan per month in the future!"

"Ahh

The Jade Emperor rubbed his chin, took Niu Fen's excitement as wisdom, and said in his heart: This kid is not easy to deceive.

The Jade Emperor changed his words: "In this way, I will give you 200,000!"

"Lord Jade Emperor, it's not a matter of money!" Niu Fen didn't know how to speak in a panic, but he had already made up his mind to sign a contract.

The Jade Emperor lowered his head slightly, frowned, and said ruthlessly: "Three hundred thousand, it can't be more!"

Niu Fen felt that his heart was beating in overdrive, and he was about to fly out of orbit, so he only said: "Deal!"

"Hahaha..." The Jade Emperor let out a hearty laugh: "I'll just say that the grandson of the second pot head is smart!"

"Come on, sign a contract!" Without waiting for Niu Fen to react, the Jade Emperor pulled Niu Fen's finger and pressed it on the document, and then conjured a brush out of thin air and handed it to Niu Fen.

Niu Fen took the brush and wrote down the simplified Chinese character Niu Fen very neatly.

"Okay! That's it!" the Jade Emperor clapped his hands and gave Niu Fen a ring and a box of banknotes: "Now these things are yours!"

"Really?" Niu Fen's mood was no longer indescribable for his son, so he put on the ring and said respectfully to the Jade Emperor: "Excuse me, Lord Jade Emperor, what is my job?"

"Someone will contact you in a while, and now you can go home!" the Jade Emperor said and waved his hand.

"That Niu Fen said goodbye!" Niu Fen clenched his fists and said very politely.

"No!" the Jade Emperor waved his hand.

Niulanshan took advantage of his grandson's turn and cautiously approached the Jade Emperor's side: "Look, my IOU!"

"Here!" the Jade Emperor returned an IOU to Niulanshan under the table.

"Hey, hey!" Niu Lanshan let out a wicked smile and said to Niu Fen: "Grandson, grandpa will send you back!"

The grandfather and grandson left the Heavenly Court Guest House and went straight to the North Heavenly Gate.

Niu Fen said: "Grandpa, isn't Heavenly Court the South Heavenly Gate?"

"Silly grandson, let's go through the back door!" Niu Lanshan let out a meaningful smile.

"Oh!" Niu Fen nodded, his heart was excited, and he walked through the back door before he came to Heavenly Court, and his status was indeed not low.

Niulanshan touched his grandson's head: "Go back and tell your gambler father, if you dare to gamble again, I will let him go to the underworld to dig up dung!"

"Erguotou!" A barefoot informant walked over in the distance, it was the barefoot Daxian.

"Shangxian!" Niulanshan said respectfully.