Chapter 135, a serious nonsense

Gu Fan said as he shook Bai Suzhen's hand. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just serious nonsense. He will too.

Five hundred years with aliens, that's a must-have skill. It's not Gu Fan bragging, his ability, even if the aliens use their most advanced instruments to measure, they can't find his "nonsense".

Otherwise, he would have died a long time ago due to "nonsense", how could he have survived five hundred years.

As for holding Bai Suzhen's hand, he definitely didn't think about it: what "hands are like soft wattles", "slender jade hands", "soft as boneless", "slender hands", "hao wrist rolls light yarn", "bead ring about su wrist", "slender hand", "ear bright moon, finger like peeling onion roots"......

No, no. None of that. I'm an engineering dog, so I don't know any of this. I don't understand, I don't understand how rude it is to hold a woman's hand and not let go.

"Childe, what are you doing?"

"Ah, the hands are like soft wattles, and the skin is like clotted red hands...... Ahh

I...... I am

Gu Fan was embarrassed. He forgot one thing, that is, in the face of women, especially the women who make his heart move, don't think nonsense.

Because you don't know if you're going to say what you're thinking.

Now the fact is that Gu Fan really said it.

And what is he talking about? It's the Book of Songs.

For the "Book of Songs", the Chinese teacher has taught it. What is it?

To put it bluntly, "The Book of Songs" is an ancient love song.

There is no difference from later generations singing love songs to their girlfriends and singing "Look at the girl opposite".

The only difference is Gu Fan's original intention - digging into the corner of Xu Xian's wall.

So blurted out, Gu Fan was embarrassed. Corners can be dug up, but they must not be shouted.

This is ancient times, this is Bai Suzhen. You dare to say to her, "Hey, little girl, I'm going to dig into the corner of your future husband and dig you up!"

If you really say that, you will die!

Dig into the corners. This is digging deep into the plot, it is technical work, not dead work. Gu Fan is clear.

Thereupon...... He's talking nonsense again.

"Miss Zhao, really, your husbands are so bad, they are not good to you at all......"

Nonsense does not mean that Gu Fan is original. As mentioned earlier, he is an engineering dog, and engineering is the most empirical, so what he said is all true. Whether it was on the lie detector or confronting Zhao Yazhi, Gu Fan didn't say a word of nonsense.

The one named Zhao Yazhi is really gone.

"How so? Which of the seven did she commit?"

No, Xiaoqing was very face-saving, completely ignoring Gu Fan's "nonsense", and directly substituted for it.

Bai Suzhen frowned and said, "Although she has children for her husband, she prevents her husband from remarrying, which is indeed not the demeanor of an eldest woman." ”

Bai Suzhen also entered the play. But if you enter it, how can you enter the drama of the 21st century, but still use the moral concepts of the 12th century?

And the men who live in this era, how happy are you! Why can you hang on to your wives like this, you things that can't even keep your home and country!

Thinking in his heart, Gu Fan couldn't help but increase the strength in his hands.

Coincidentally, at this time, Bai Suzhen was carefully pulling her hand out of Gu Fan's hand. However, Gu Fan used his strength at this time.

What the hell do you mean? You're eating human tofu, you know?

This made Bai Suzhen very angry, and opened her mouth to educate Gu Fan, but found that Gu Fan was very painful, and couldn't help but soften, and said euphemistically: "Childe, you have a lot of cause and effect. ”

"I have a lot of cause and effect?"

"Yes, Childe, this is Kaifeng, there are a lot of causes and effects, I advise Childe to take a step back and open the sky. Bai Suzhen persuaded.

"Yes, I promise you!" said Gu Fan.

Ha?!

Bai Suzhen was stunned!

She couldn't help but be confused! Was she familiar with Gu Fan? Familiar! At least half-cooked. After all, I've been a pen pal for a while.

But it's "cooked". As soon as I open my mouth, he will not "fight for the world"?

Is it so familiar?

Of course, Bai Suzhen is good for Gu Fan, she looked at Gu Fan's life and knew that he was not the emperor's life. But as soon as she spoke, Gu Fan agreed.

Bai Suzhen thought to herself: Could it be that I accidentally cast a spell on him just now?

She didn't say a word, she immediately lay on Gu Fan's body, and checked Gu Fan with her ears to see if she accidentally cast a spell, and she didn't know herself.

Don't forget, as soon as she came in, she stared at Gu Fan for a long time, and she didn't even notice that if she had cast a spell at that time, it was not impossible.

"Oh! sister is so open!"

It was Xiaoqing, who was ashamed and happy on the side, and looked at it secretly.

This is ancient times, paying attention to the ancient times of three wives and four concubines, so it is impossible for Xiaoqing to eat white vegetarian vinegar. This is the case in the social environment.

Xiaoqing will only be happy, and her sister also likes the person she likes.

Xiaoqing's cultivation is not as good as Bai Suzhen, but because she is inferior, she doesn't care about any love and what to repay her kindness. To like is to like.

For example, in history, she liked a rich kid Zhang Yutang, and rolled the sheets with others that night. Later, because she was not cultivating enough, Zhang Yutang was poisoned, and she had to ask her sister to cast a spell to make Zhang Yutang forget herself.

This is Xiaoqing's love, clean and neat, not dragging mud and water at all, even if it leaves, it is love.

It's just that Xiaoqing is still young at this time, she has not seen her sister roll the sheets with other men, and when she saw her sister so close to men, she couldn't help but think shyly: Ah! This trick, I saw a woman do it in Ximen Qing Mansion back then. Has my sister watched it too? Is my sister going to do it too? It's exciting! I'm so excited!

Faced with this situation, how could Xiaoqing not want to take a peek?

I saw her cover her face with her hands, her fingers open, and she looked secretly through her fingers.

She, after all, has grown up. No more than a hundred years ago, when I didn't understand anything.

At that time, because she didn't understand anything, she would hedge on other people's houses and look at it openly.

However, peeking at it and looking at it in the open, it really doesn't feel the same. So excited!

Xiaoqing is so excited, so exciting!

Thereupon......

Bai Suzhen noticed her abnormality.

At this time......

"Real people. The imperial court sent an army. ”

This is Kaifeng, the capital of the Song Dynasty.

As soon as Gu Fan reported that he had brought Kaifeng down, the monarchs and ministers of the Southern Song Dynasty could still sit still!

Kaifeng is the real national capital!

It is precisely because it is Kaifeng that the efficiency of the imperial court is so fast, and the marching speed of the forbidden army is so fast, and it will come so early.

Their speed almost caught up with Bai Suzhen and them, which shows the speed of the forbidden army's march. (To be continued.) )