readx;? A group of people were suddenly teleported into a blank space, and then a phantom appeared: "Let me introduce myself first, I am the author, and N words will be omitted below." Pen %Fun %Cabinet www.biquge.info" (Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything!) What gender and age are not disclosed. ）

The author's voice was slightly angry: "Narrator, do you still want a salary? or I'll just give you a bento?"

After a few seconds of pause, he said, "Okay, I'll explain the purpose first, after some twists and turns, the first volume of this book has finally been written, and those damn dark lines have finally been arranged." (What do you mean by twists and turns?)

Author: "I'm starting to think about changing the narration. (I was wrong)

Author: "I'll spare you one time.,In general, it's finally the end of the first volume.,In order to pull out all the bento and non-bento boxes.,Just brush up on the word count.,So I've gathered all the characters who appear in this volume here.,Interview one by one.。 ”

imitated the tone of the host of this show and said: "Then who was the first person to be interviewed? Oh, it turned out to be Long Aotian, what do you think of Jiang Han being a cultivator?"

Long Aotian said helplessly: "My three views are ruined, and I don't believe in science anymore 233, by the way, why did you design a few ghosts to attack us!"

The author said that this has nothing to do with me, and it is not the part I planned, so he said indifferently: "Oh, that, Jiang Han is in the late stage of Qi training, so he has to have something to treat him as a monster to brush it twice, otherwise who knows the combat effectiveness in the late stage of Qi training." And then I designed here.,As for why you guys got shot.,It's because a certain No. 2 author really can't think of who to shoot.,And I don't want to design a new character.,As for squinting and the like, this is a second kill, so it's just you.。 ”

Long Aotian embarrassedly said the question that had been holding in his heart: "Uh... Okay, I accepted this explanation for the time being, and you didn't do too hard to let us go straight to the street in the unfinished building, but why does my name have to be Long Aotian!"

Author: "Because you want to entertain the public, by the way, you may not have a role in the future, what do you think about this?"

Long Aotian said indifferently: "If you don't have it, you won't have it, I don't care anyway, and if you go on at this pace, I'm the standard cannon fodder, the kind that makes the protagonist explode, so it's better not to appear, don't worry about the threat of death, and secretly ask if you won't write me to death later." In the end, he asked uneasily.

Author: "No, no, don't worry, you won't have the slightest impact on the main story, so I won't write you to death at all." ”

Author: "This one is here first, and the next one is... "I saw a large number of people behind Long Aotian, standing in a row full of people.

The author asks the narrator, "Who are these dragon sets?" (This group of dragon sets is the group of people who followed Long Aotian to the unfinished building.) ）

The author suddenly realized: "It turned out to be them, anyway, one is useless, and the second will not appear again in the future, just ignore it, just go straight to the next person." ”

Tricks: "Author, you can't do this!"

Before leaving, the author did not forget to mock: "Oh, the wail of the defeated dog." ”

A strong smell of disinfectant wafted over, and the author locked on the target for the first time: "Then this should be a cleanliness maniac?"

The cleanliness maniac defended: "I have a name, my name is Yu Ziyu, not the cleanliness maniac!"

Author: "So cleanliness crazy classmates..."

The cleanliness maniac continued to defend weakly: "Say it again, don't call me a cleanliness maniac!"

The author continued to ask as if he hadn't heard: "Cleanliness crazy classmate..."

Cleanliness roared out a sentence: "It's not all said anymore, can it be called differently?!"

The author thought for a moment and used another title: "So caviar classmates." ”

After thinking about it, he decided that it would be better to be called a cleanliness maniac, so he said, "It's better to call it a cleanliness maniac..."

Author: "Isn't it good to cooperate honestly early, you have to die, hey." Cleanliness maniac, everyone's curious about why you are so clean?"

The cleanliness maniac is no stranger to this kind of question, and he immediately answered: "Born, always has been." ”

The author turned his head and left: "Okay, I know, it's time to go to the next person." ”

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the cleanliness madness hurriedly stopped the author: "Hey, hey, wait, why I only have one question, Long Aotian has three of them!"

The author pointed to the tricks who squatted in a circle and went to the unfinished building to adventure: "Before saying this, go and see the group of unfinished building tricks who are ignored, you know that you are not miserable, and I really can't think of what to ask you, so that's it, as for whether you will appear in the future, there is no accurate conclusion here, you know what this means, that is to say, you may be pulled out by the author at any time to whip the corpse (promote the plot)." ”

The cleanliness crimson shuddered: "Don't, forget it." ”

Author: "I'll think about it." ”

The next interviewee gradually revealed his figure, which was completely consistent with the master in Jiang Han's memory: "The next one is?Oh, it turns out that it is Jiang Han's master who has always been in the legend and has never appeared in the real body - Changling Zhenren, no, it should be called Changling Da Powerful now, as the first villain in the early stage and the background board in the early stage, there is still the only immortal who appears at present, is there any pressure?"

Changling Da Neng: "The pressure is huge, and I feel that I am simply the one who lets the protagonist kill in seconds... ,And I don't want to be given seconds by the protagonist as soon as I appear.,Can you add some plot or something?,It's a boss anyway.,Give me some preferential treatment.。 ”

Author: "What if I say that I find a character who is more suitable than you to be **oss?,And you're the only immortal who appears now.,Honestly be the background board.,Otherwise I'm not going to be able to write.。 ”

Changling Da Neng: "By the way, don't you treat the scattered immortals as immortals, at least the scattered immortals are also the highest combat power in the cultivation realm at present." As for finding a role that is more suitable than me to be **OSS, it will definitely not let me go down from the position of the first villain in the early stage, which I still understand. ”

Author: "Hehe, a group of weak chickens who don't even have one percent of the combat power of real immortals, and the strongest can only be regarded as elite-level, and the weak chickens who can't even be promoted to the immortal realm have any qualifications to be called immortals, and they don't have any sense of high-level existence, they are just a group of stupid people who don't even understand why they can't become immortals." ”

Changling Da Neng spat out a groan: "This map cannon was opened..."

Author: "Why are you not convinced?" and want to revolt?"

Changling Da Neng hurriedly defended: "No, no, no, the author you misunderstood. ”

Author: "That's good, I hope it's a misunderstanding." Last question, do you feel about yourself being dragged out and dragged here for an interview, even though you are just a character in your memory?"

Changling Daen: "I think this is one of my privileges as a VIP. ”

Author: "Okay, I'll rush you with this sentence, you're dead." Next. ”

Changling Da Neng made a futile effort: "Don't, think about it again." ”

ps: The second author has been in the past few years, kicked down the number one author who feels good about himself, waved his hand to all readers, and sprinkled flowers by the way, and the daily volume is finally over.