Scholar Zhu Xiaolian got up at night, and suddenly heard a woman sobbing in the wind. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He immediately remembered that the monk had warned that there was a banshee on the mountain who deceived people and made all kinds of pitiful noises to deceive people into harm. If you hear it at night, don't follow the sound.

But there are also scholars who copied the scriptures together and said that there is no banshee, and it is the Bodhisattva who opened the secret realm of the South China Sea.

At night, the monks all went to the secret realm of the South China Sea to worship the Bodhisattva, there was laughter, it was the heavenly maiden scattering flowers, there was crying, it was the Bodhisattva punishing the female Yaksha.

Zhu Xiaolian had the heart to turn his head and leave, but the sobbing voice was too pitiful, "I copy thousands of scrolls, the Bodhisattva will bless me, even if there is a female Yaksha, the Bodhisattva will suppress it for me." ”

Zhu Xiaolian was too curious, coaxed himself, and walked towards the source of the sobbing and moaning in the wind.

The sobbing and low moaning sound was intermittent, and Zhu Xiaolian stopped and went.

Finally, go around to the north side of the monastery, in a large hall, there is a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is solemn, wearing a white dress without dust, and there are dragon girls and boys standing next to the Bodhisattva.

Zhu Xiaolian hurriedly dressed and stepped forward to bow and worship.

After worshipping Guanyin, Zhu Xiaolian listened carefully, but found that the low moan came from the wall.

Zhu Xiaolian glanced at the mural on the wall, and was shocked in his heart: "It turns out that the Bodhisattva really appeared and suppressed the female yaksha here!"

The walls of the paintings are lifelike, especially the waves in the sea, as if they are about to splash out.

Zhu Xiaolian couldn't help but reach out to wipe it, wanting to wipe off a drop of water in the waves.

Unexpectedly, his hand touched the drop of water on the wall, and the wall suddenly slid silently, revealing a hole.

The woman's low sobs came from the hole, very clearly.

"It turns out that there is hell here, and the Bodhisattva is here to suppress the female yaksha!" Zhu Xiaolian couldn't stop his curiosity, and walked into the cave, and the painting wall quietly returned to its original state behind him.

Then, Liu Mi followed over to check, stood in front of the mural and stared for a long time before turning around and leaving.

Zhu Xiaolian entered the cave and walked forward a dozen steps, and there was a fur curtain in the hole, and through the curtain, the woman sobbed ten times louder.

Zhu Xiaolian's face was red, as a talent, he had also intersected with literati, although he had no money and fame to spend the night, but he also heard the voices of men and women in the Red Mansion.

He could hear these nymphas...... It seems to be on the sidewalk, and it is very lively.

Zhu Xiaolian's heart beat like a drum, and he walked forward, seeing a light at the end of the cave and a window on the wall of the cave.

When I looked closer, there was a woman behind the first window, and the whole person was tied to a wooden shelf.

The woman's place was facing the window, and Zhu Xiaolian trembled.

When I went further inside, I saw that in the window, four or five monks, holding three women, were making a big uncovered assembly.

The three women were all dressed as girls with drooping sideburns, but in the arms of the monks, they were ...... Moaning like a wave!

Zhu Xiaolian squatted down, walked under the window, and then looked at the other window, and looked at several in a row, all like this!

Two or three monks, or three or five monks.

Behind every window there were women, noblewomen dressed up, young women, and women with drooping temples who had not yet left the court.

A few of them still have clothes, and most of them don't even have anything to cover their bodies.

The deeper you go into the cave, the heavier the fishy smell becomes, and even if you burn sandalwood, you can't cover it.

Zhu Xiaolian said 'bad', he took off his shoes and returned barefoot, for fear of making a noise and being caught by these evil monks.

When he walked out of the curtain, Zhu Xiaolian breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but close his eyes.

Then he ran into something, and his eyes widened, and two tower-like monks blocked the way, looking at him with unkind faces.

Zhu Xiaolian was caught by the monk like a little chicken and carried back.

The monks who are a** women all come out to see this unruly scholar.

The abbot in the temple is over sixty years old, but he is strong and strong, "Zhu Shusheng, you are so fat and courageous, this seat warns you not to be confused by the female yaksha, why don't you listen?"

"Abbot, Xiaosheng was wrong, Xiaosheng didn't see anything. Zhu Xiaolian burst into tears, and only wanted to get his life.

"He said he didn't see anything, hahaha," the abbot laughed, as did the rest of the monks.

"It's better to kill with a knife and bury it under the feet of the disobedient woman. A monk suggested.

Zhu Xiaolian rushed to the doctor when he was ill and shouted: "I am willing to join the gang! I am willing to join the gang!"

The monk joked and said, "Such a good and beautiful thing, it's not to be a thief, many monks rush to join the gang and have no chance, why do you want to join the gang?"

The monk quarreled with Zhu Xiaolian, teased him, and watched him cry.

Amused for a moment, they all stopped to see how the abbot decided, Zhu Xiaolian stared and pleaded, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

The old abbot carefully looked at Zhu Xiaolian and examined Zhu Xiaolian's appearance and figure.

Many monks were dissatisfied, but Zhu Xiaolian had hope in his heart.

The old abbot finally said, "Do you think Master Zhu Shizhu looks like it?"

Like what? The monks were confused.

The old abbot saluted Zhu Xiaolian and saluted, "My Buddha is merciful!"

The monk took a closer look, Zhu Xiaolian had big ears and a tall skeleton, if it weren't for snot and tears, he really looked like a Buddha!

"He took off the hands and feet of this little cub, shaved his hair, pulled out his teeth, and ruined his throat with medicine. ”

"Give him two bowls of lard rice without salt every day. ”

"After a month, this little cub must be oily and tender. When the time comes, put on his robe and hat, put it on the pyre, and ask the Buddha to ascend to heaven!"

The monks are overjoyed, a month later is the Buddha's birthday, in previous years it was just blowing and blowing and chanting, but this year there will be a big fireworks!

Zhu Xiaolian still struggled, but he was immediately unloaded and poured dumb medicine.

From then on, he listened to the unsheltered assembly of the evil monk every day, but he was like a balloon that blew up, and he quickly became fat and crazy.

It turns out that the salt-free lard rice has an amazing fattening effect.

Just because in order to survive, the blood must have a certain total amount and concentration to keep the blood pressure within a certain range.

If there is a lack of salt, blood pressure will be lowered, and the person will urinate more and feel hungry.

If you replenish the salt in time, everything will be fine.

If the salt is not replenished in time, the eyes will be dry and hot, dizzy and dizzy, and the whole body will be weak.

At this time, if there is a conscientious doctor's advice: salt should be supplemented, and it will be recovered quickly.

However, there are few doctors with a conscience, and the grass people are stupid.

Ignorant grass people are careless and brainless, and once they are dizzy and weak, they say to themselves, 'I'm hungry, eat some snacks'.

After eating a snack, sugar intake increases, blood sugar has a vasopressor effect, and blood pressure returns to normal.

However, at this time, it has become high blood sugar due to less salt and more sugar, and if it is allowed to continue, diabetes is just around the corner.

However, there is an even worse one, and that is not to eat sugar, but to eat fat.

When oil enters the blood veins, it can also increase the total volume of blood and play a role in boosting blood pressure.

However, high blood lipids can make the human body uneasy. The human body will desperately convert blood lipids into fat.

When the fat is accumulated, then eat the fat, and so on, can play a very fast role in fattening.

The scholar ate no salt in his rice, and there was a small half bowl of lard in a bowl of rice.

In addition, he dislocated his hands and feet and couldn't exercise, and he gained weight in a few days.

The monk pinched his chin and found that he still had a beard, and immediately became dissatisfied, "How can a Buddha have a beard." ”

At night, a monk who was engaged in the castration business before becoming a monk came over and castrated Zhu Xiaolian with a knife.

Zhu Xiaolian burst into tears in pain, but he couldn't cry when he opened his mouth.

The evil monk laughed, and when Zhu Xiaolian was almost injured, he didn't bully the captive women at night, but took Zhu Xiaolian to try it.

After being castrated, Zhu Xiaolian became even more fat, and a month passed in the blink of an eye, and it was the Buddha's birthday.

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Dry eyes, frequent urination, high sugar, and rapid weight gain in bitter summer are all rooted in insufficient salt, which leads to blood being forced to seek replacement. 200-500 ml of normal saline should be supplemented in the early morning, at 10 a.m., and at 4 p.m.

Even if the body is dry and it is useless to drink water, you should consider giving normal saline a try to increase the total volume of blood and dilute the blood contents.

However, cynicism is in power, and **** is proud of worshipping authority and defending authority.

The famous doctor said that "it is not good to eat too much salt, the elderly are prone to high blood pressure, which is not conducive to longevity", and the low blood pressure foolish woman and fool who is already eating insufficient salt immediately hate having to eat salt.

Even though there are pharmacists, physiologists, and biological experts who advise together: balanced salt supplementation.

The stupid **** glared: You're not a doctor!

holding grass,

When it comes to pathology, we admit that we are inferior to doctors.

In terms of pharmacology and clinical practice, we are qualified to compete with doctors.

If it comes to physiology, the doctor will kneel down and call us Dad!

Only those who are sick need doctors.

If a person who is not sick or has no disaster wants to prolong his life, how can he seek help from a doctor?

Shouldn't you seek the guidance of a physiologist to optimize your own physiological conditions?

Fools also want to live a long life?

Difficult!