He is a man of two lives, who prides himself on being independent-minded, but in fact he has been deceived and deceived himself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"In my past and present lives, I have read the books of the sages, and the sages taught me to 'worship ghosts and gods and stay away', which was intended to let me not be afraid of power and live a wonderful life of grass people. ”

"I did the opposite. One moment does not admit the existence of power, and the other yearns for the favoritism of power. ”

In my previous life, I was a city man with parents. I don't believe in ghosts and gods, I don't fear them, I think I'm noble and superior.

Today, I am a mountain savage with no parents. When I saw the ghosts, I believed in awe, and took the initiative to seek help from the ghosts, still thinking that I was superior.

It's a joke.

Liu Mi killed the monk, recalled the past, and summarized his life.

"Live in dogma, without your own soul and opinions!"

"I care about other people's opinions, I crave the recognition of others, I am afraid of being lonely, I am afraid of walking alone, and I am afraid of being old and have no one to rely on. ”

"There is no independent will, it is only part of the consciousness of the social group. ”

"Even if you realize that something is wrong, you don't dare to make 'noise' that doesn't fit in. ”

"The most shameful thing is that in my past and present lives, I was played with by women...... They reversed my will, and used the 'husband's virtues' as bait to make me revolve around them, but they did not hesitate to give me a marriage letter. ”

Liu Mi drove the horse south, and on the back of the bumpy horse, he completed the nirvana of the soul.

Thinking carefully about the rights and wrongs of the past, Liu Mi was ashamed.

In the previous life, there is no need to say much, carrying the red flag and opposing the red flag, 'respecting ghosts and gods and staying away' = there are no ghosts and gods. If anyone dares to say that there is really a ghost, Liu Mi will explode in minutes.

In this life, the monks, tigers, Hu Laoweng, and Gao Cuiyun came to Liu Mi and said, 'I am a ghost, god and monster', and Liu Mi immediately believed it and knelt down to beg for benefits.

"I'm always trying to please people. Either take refuge in Darwin, or take refuge in God and Buddha. I've been someone else's dog throughout. I laughed at the ignorance of the sages of Great Xia, but I didn't have the courage to follow the sages and be a responsible man. I never dared to think: follow your own path!"

Although I learned "Tiger Change", I am actually just a fox dog wearing a tiger skin.

The physical cultivation has reached the realm of a tiger, and the state of mind is still a soil dog.

"In that case, let me get rid of the ghosts and gods in my heart with the help of Sister Cihang...... Darwin, Max, Buddha, and the fox demon, all of them are gone!"

The experts say, and the great scientists think, 'To hell with it, the authority is dead.'"

Be a young tiger, jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, let out your own roar, and fight the world like a monster!

Eat meat and meat rampantly, and be mentally prepared to be killed and eaten.

The wind was blowing, and Liu Mi whispered: "My wife and children are like ghosts, if you stop me, you should kill them!"

"Face is like a ghost, if you mistake me, you should kill him!"

"Peace and longevity are like ghosts, corrupt me, kill them!"

"Everyone admires me like a ghost, blind me, kill me!"

"The pain of flesh and skin is like a ghost, it will kill me, and I should kill it!"

"Tired and hesitant like a ghost, it is an inferior nature, and it should be killed!"

"Fear of death is like a ghost, when you have the consciousness of sacrificing your life for righteousness, killing yourself to become benevolent, and dying at night to become enlightened!"

The so-called cultivation and seeking the Tao is to jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, jump out of human ethics and social public opinion, and be a maverick little expert in death...... And live to the end and have the last laugh!

Cultivation is difficult, nine deaths and one life, but it is worth exchanging your life.

"Death is like the wind, always with me. ”

"If I have been through a hundred battles and do not die, it is the way!"

On the road from Wuling Mountain to Fuling Mountain, a self-proclaimed elegant otaku has transformed into a vulgar martial artist.

Back at Fuling Mountain, two maids came over to serve, and Liu Mi kicked them away.

Gao Cuiyun was resting under the tree, and when she heard the maid's scream, she opened her eyes and said in surprise: "You are stunned!"

Liu Mi stepped forward, grabbed her by the hair, dragged her up, and forcibly talked to her.

Gao Cuiyun shouted: "You bastard! You said you want to respect me, you said that men and women are equal!"

Liu Mi sneered: "Lying is like a careful watch for drinking water, and you dare to talk about respect? Unless you grow a fox tail, Hugh Ti respects!"

People who don't respect others and are full of lies, even if they are beautiful and live well, don't want to be respected by others!

Gao Cuiyun screamed, "Ah, wait a minute, let me prepare, it hurts!"

Without saying a word, Liu Mi pressed her against a tree and beat her severely.

At first, Gao Cuiyun wanted to pretend to be pitiful and escape, but when she found that the screams were ineffective, she also began to resist fiercely, grabbing Liu Mi's arm bloody.

Liu Mi didn't care, and exchanged injuries with her.

Come on, hurt each other.

Whoever instigates is the dog!

All means were ineffective, and Gao Cuiyun began to beg for mercy: "I was wrong, don't fight, I'm ready, really!"

"Help the petty officials to return home. Liu Mi said jokingly.

Gao Cuiyun was angry, her eyes were slightly red, aggrieved, and annoyed.

She wanted to strangle Liu Mi to death, but she didn't dare, so she helped Liu Mi 'go home' angrily.

Liu Mi looked her in the eye and said to her with a smile: "This is the treatment that a fox should have." Laugh, the tiger you asked for yourself, learn to enjoy it. ”

Death is like the wind, always with me. So be happy in time.

Liu Mi changed his previous gentleness, and hit like a storm.

Gao Cuiyun did not cooperate, but under the stormy attack, he was slowly forced.

Xia Fei's cheeks, Gao Cuiyun was very annoyed by her reaction, she twisted her face, gritted her teeth, and bit Liu Mi's arm with the last bite.

Hurt each other! The old lady hurts, don't be happy!

After the cloud and rain, Liu Mi closed his eyes and took a nap, Gao Cuiyun lay in his arms with love and hate, and said angrily: "You dare to treat me like this!"

Liu Mi squinted his eyes and said, "It's already very good, you should thank me for not killing." "Many of my predecessors killed their wives and begged for the truth.

Gao Cuiyun almost went crazy and screamed, "You still want to kill me?

"You deceived me for two hundred days, and you owe me a hundred days." ”

Gao Cuiyun smiled angrily and nodded, "Okay, good, don't be emotional, believe it or not, I'll kill you while you're asleep!"

Liu Mi sneered.

Gao Cuiyun snorted proudly, are you afraid?

Liu Mi shook his head, this is the true face of husband and wife, once they can't make a profit, they won't hesitate to 'kill you'.

"Then you have to work hard, you have to practice swordsmanship to the fullest, and you have to have a good sword. ”

Gao Cuiyun wondered, "Why?"

Liu Mi explained: "I was a biologist in my previous life, my perception is keen, my heart is careful and vigilant, I can detect your poisoning plot. In this life, my muscles and skin membranes are penetrated, and I am full of vitality. If you can't strike with a sword, I can kill at least three or five people when I fight back before I die. If you're lucky, you might be able to go down the mountain to destroy your father's door. ”

Gao Cuiyun burst into tears all of a sudden, she was very scared, "You are not my man, who are you! Have you been dropped?" Quickly moved Liu Mi's leg away and took a closer look.

Wiping away her tears, Gao Cuiyun shook Liu Mi's arm, "The birthmark on your fart~ is still there, you are not a monster, and you have not dropped the bag." Why, why don't you love me all of a sudden. ”

Liu Mi opened his eyes, looked at Gao Cuiyun, crossed Gao Cuiyun's shoulder, and looked back, in the void, as if an old lady was smiling proudly.

Idiot, I've always loved you, I just can't tolerate it...... Control your old thing behind your back!

Liu Mi stretched out his hand to wipe away her tears and said to her, "Don't rub your eyes, they will be swollen." ”

"Don't let you pretend, you won't feel distressed if I'm blind! Tell me honestly, do you have a woman outside?"

Liu Mi smiled, pulled her into his arms, stroked her shoulders and said, "What I want is a wife, a woman who can accompany me." It's not a puppet, a slave, a microphone, a remote control that someone else puts next to me. Don't get close to your grandmother in the future, she should die obediently when she is old. ”

Gao Cuiyun was stunned for a moment, then burst into tears and smiled, patted Liu Mi, and said dissatisfiedly: "Just for this little thing? Grandmother is also for our good! You stingy ...... you."

Liu Mi shook his head and sneered: "As long as she gives you another move, I will definitely cut her into six or seven pieces!"

Gao Cuiyun shook her head, "You're scaring me again! I hate you!"

"You tell your grandmother what I said, she knows it very well. ”

Liu Mi pinched her face and gave her a smile.

In Gao Cuiyun's smile, which was more ugly than crying, Liu Mi smiled and thought:

"Young people live their own lives, don't be frightened by the accusations of old things, the first half of people's lives is to accumulate experience in small mistakes. ”

Sage Kong was also ridiculous when he was young.

If you make a mistake, just correct it.

The most precious thing between a man and a woman is a sincere heart.

As long as they are sincere to each other and are diligent and not lazy, all mistakes can be tolerated and saved.

You try to cook, even if the food is poisonous, as long as the man who didn't poison you on the spot, your man still loves you and spoils you.

Beautiful women are thorny and poisonous, but men are willing to do so.

As long as your heart belongs to me, I am willing to embrace you into my arms, shelter you from the wind and rain, even if you are hurt, the bruises all over my body are still happy.

If you consult your parents and elders about everything, you consult experts, and you ask other men for advice...... It's just eating inside and out!