Chapter 12: Two-Thirds of the Couples!
"Brother Monkey, that bad woman hit me with a ball!"
Xiao Yinyin's voice is angry but very cute, if it is usually able to sprout many people's hearts, but now, many people's hearts are not budding, but - broken!
"The one who grabbed the hydrangea...... One... A little girl!" On the Cai Lou, the palace maid who specialized in broadcasting the situation on the scene shouted loudly, but obviously her expression was also stunned, and her tone was intermittent. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Wow!" the hall boiled again.
"The princess is going to marry a little girl, this is not in accordance with anthropology, the same gender, how can you fall in love?!"
"I'm telling you, you are Chiguoguo's discriminatory homosexual lovers, we want to advocate freedom of love, liberate nature, and homosexual love is not sinful!"
"Hey, two neuropaths upstairs, you're on the wrong side of the novel!"
"How can a princess marry a little girl!"
"No! It must have been the one below the little girl who instructed him, and the princess wanted to marry him!"
"That's not a man, that's a monkey!" Finally, someone saw the monkey's face.
"Wow! That's a monkey, the princess is going to marry a monkey!"
"If the princess marries a monkey, can she give birth to something, and if so, is it not a monkey?"
"No, it's an ape!"
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"Look, it's true, the little girl gave the hydrangea to the monkey, and the princess really wants to marry a monkey!"
"Brother Monkey, give you the ball, you help me throw it back, I can't hit her!" Xiao Yinyin pouted, and handed the hydrangea to the monkey with an angry face, the monkey was stunned, but still took the hydrangea.
"The one who grabbed the hydrangea...... A... A monkey!" On the Cai Lou, the palace maid who specialized in broadcasting the situation on the scene shouted loudly, but obviously her expression was even more stunned, and her tone was intermittent.
"Senior brother, do you really want to stay and be a colt and not preach with us?" asked the pig to the monkey.
"Wukong, you lied to me! You actually deceived my little heart as fragile as a banana, let me tell you, our 500-year master-apprentice friendship has been ruined!" Xuanzang said to the monkey very sadly, living like a resentful woman. Anyway, it's been like many times, isn't it!
"Really!" The monkey was speechless, and he didn't reply to Xuanzang's words, he threw the hydrangea directly, and then swept out with a stick, knocking the hydrangea away, and hit it straight in the direction of the princess.
The hydrangea flew towards the princess like an arrow off the string, and fell into the princess's hand with a "pop".
"Huh!" the monkey sighed softly, in order to help Xiao Yinyin avenge, he used a little bit of strength when he threw the hydrangea, and now he was caught by the princess lightly.
This princess is not simple!
The monkey squinted at the princess, but the golden eyes in his memory seemed to be of little use.
Eyes that don't have perspective in the world are not good eyes, aren't they?
"En!" This time Xuanzang was happy, patted the monkey's arm and said with relief: "The teacher really didn't misunderstand you, you are really a good monkey!
I really want to insert the golden rod into Master's nostrils!
"Wow! The hydrangea is back in the hands of the princess, and the monkey doesn't want the princess, his brain is broken!"
The monkey gritted his teeth and was angry.
"Hey, hydrangea went to the monkey again, is the princess really in love with the monkey?"
Hearing the whisper in his ear, the monkey looked up, and sure enough, he saw the hydrangea flying towards him again.
But the main direction - still Xuanzang!
The monkey just wanted to hit the hydrangea back, but thinking of Xuanzang's words just now, he immediately turned sideways and dodged the hydrangea, and the hydrangea then flew all the way towards Xuanzang.
Suddenly, just as the hydrangea was about to hit Xuanzang, a big hand stretched out, accompanied by a loud shout:
"Who dares to hurt my master with a secret weapon!"
After the words were spoken, the hand directly grabbed the hydrangea that flew towards Xuanzang.
Everyone stared at each other, and saw a pig-headed monster looking up in what he thought was handsome, blinking his eyes that he thought were confused, and then said loudly in a voice that he thought was magnetic:
"As long as I Zhu Bajie is by Master's side for a day, no one can hurt my Master!"
"Bajie!" Xuanzang looked at the pig with tears in his eyes.
"Master, don't be too moved, this is what you should do as an apprentice!" said the pig with a righteous and awe-inspiring face.
"Look at what you're holding in your hands!" Xuanzang has a black line, how can I have such a stupid apprentice, I am really not afraid of god-like opponents, I am afraid of pig-like teammates, and future generations will not deceive me.
The pig looked at his hand, "Huh, how can the hydrangea be in my hand!"
"The one who grabbed the hydrangea...... A... A pig!" "On the Cai Lou, the palace maid who specializes in broadcasting the situation of the scene shouted loudly, but obviously her expression was stunned and couldn't be more stunned, and her tone was intermittent and trembling. She felt like she had a bad job today! She was at risk of losing her job.
Cai downstairs!
"Wow! This time it's a pig! Could it be that today is unlucky, what did the princess throw at her?"
"On a sunny day, the princess and the pig are more compatible!"
"No, what will happen to a princess and a pig!"
"The correct answer is - little boar!"
"Ahh The hydrangea was like sticking to a pig's hand.
However, the people around him, including Xuanzang and the monkey, all looked at the pig with contempt and suspicion.
"Hypocrisy!"
"That's it, even if you're ugly, you're still pretentious, and you're still greedy for the princess's beauty, let's go!
"For the sake of the princess, defeat the dragon... No, it's not a dream to defeat the evil pig, defeat the monster, rescue the princess, and marry Bai Fumei!"
"Brothers, rush, it's worth sacrificing your life for the princess and the common people!"
"Ah......hh Demacia!!"
"Wow!" the pig was stunned when he saw a group of people running towards him, "Hey, hey, I really can't take it, what do you want!"
"Protect Master!" the monkey immediately decided, took out the golden hoop stick, and stabbed it hard into the ground.
"Bang!", with the monkey as the center, cracks suddenly appeared on the ground, and they quickly cracked in all directions like spider webs.
Looking at the terrifying gap on the ground, all the men who had lost their minds stopped in unison, looking at the monkey group with frightened eyes, but they no longer dared to take a step forward.
At this time, on the Cai Lou, the princess who looked like a fairy frowned slightly at this scene.
"Take the group to the palace!" said the princess, and her cold voice was like the chirping of a bird, pleasant and pleasant. Then she said a word, and turned away, leaving behind a beautiful back in a red dress.
"Da ......" The army suddenly squeezed through the crowd and came to Xuanzang and his party.
Then a palace maid walked out and bowed slightly to Xuanzang and the others, "Welcome to the palace to congratulate you!"
"I really want to marry a princess!" the pig was stunned for a moment, "No, I want my fairy sister!"
"Let's take one step at a time!" the monkey frowned slightly, but said it anyway,
"Let's go with them!"
A certain man who watched the monkey group leave, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, it wasn't the bald head who got the hydrangea, otherwise I would have to eat Xiang live on the city floor. He breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, his expression changed strangely.
"But...... How do I feel that this moment is more disgusting than eating Xiang!"