Chapter 43 The dining room is in a strange state
It was already completely dark, and the dining room was still as bright as day, and four white oil lamps burned quietly in the corner of the dining room, and the dining room was brightly lit, with several figures stretched long on the wall, and in the corner there was a small table with several cups and a large teapot on it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
It was quiet and silent, and the atmosphere at the moment was a little awkward.
In the center of the dining room is a large round table of black wood, four people sit around the table, the table is full of five-color dishes, bright red sweet and sour lion's head, pure black stewed fungus, snow-white stir-fried lotus root slices, and emerald green fried vegetables.
The color is bright, a little bright, but it gives a colorful and dangerous feeling, reminiscent of colorful poisonous mushrooms.
"Eat, why don't you eat?" Yu Xiaoyuan held his chopsticks and looked at everyone expectantly.
The other three people looked at the dishes on this table with chopsticks, all like zombies.
Jiang Weihan stared carefully at the food on this table, a strange and dangerous feeling lingering in his heart, which was an intuition he had cultivated since he was a child dealing with all kinds of poisonous people and things.
Jiang Weihan raised his head and looked in the direction of Feng Lianshan, and found that Feng Lianshan was also looking at him, Feng Lianshan saw Jiang Weihan raise his head, a fine light flashed in his eyes, and the two exchanged a look.
Jiang Weihan knew it well, and said without modesty, he and Master Feng Lianshan are both figures standing at the top, in the imperial court and in the rivers and lakes, they are the best among the leaders, and the masters of the masters, if one person feels wrong, it is understandable, but it is not normal for two people to feel wrong at the same time, not to mention, there is also a master from Fusang over there, Jiang Weihan thought so, and secretly raised his eyes to glance at Miyamoto Lanyi.
Miyamoto Lanyi looked at the table steadily, with a slight frown, as if he was wondering about something.
"You can't be afraid that I'll be poisoned, right?" Yu Xiaoyuan reacted, and asked with wide eyes.
No one touched the chopsticks, and everyone seemed to acquiesce to this.
Yu Xiaoyuan picked up a chopstick lotus root slice angrily, and said angrily: "You don't trust me so much, you are obviously insulting me, you are afraid of poison, right? I eat, you better not eat it, starve you to death, hum!"
As he spoke, Yu Xiaoyuan stuffed the lotus root slices into his mouth and chewed them hard, his beautiful big eyes full of grievances.
Jiang Weihan coughed dryly, and stepped forward to explain, but Yu Xiaoyuan's face turned from snow-white to red, and then purple-red, and his eyes were filled with tears, and the grievances had long been gone, replaced by a kind of forbearant suffering.
The next moment, Yu Xiaoyuan's mouth opened slightly, and a piece of lotus root shot out with a pop, Jiang Weihan was originally sitting next to Yu Xiaoyuan, and at this time he wanted to step forward to explain, his face went up, and at this time it was too late to hide, and the lotus root slice had already hit him in the face.
The incident happened suddenly, Feng Lianshan, who was sitting farthest, had already stretched out his hand in front of Jiang Weihan, but he still couldn't stop this lotus root, Jiang Weihan let out a soft cry, covered his face with his hand, and his whole body froze all of a sudden.
"You! you actually hurt people with a secret arrow!" Feng Lianshan grabbed Yu Xiaoyuan's wrist from the panicked expression, his beard was all open, he looked back at his apprentice, and asked with concern: "Weihan, how are you?"
Jiang Weihan put down his hand, looked at Feng Lianshan blankly and asked, "Ah, what's the matter, what are you talking about, Master?"
Feng Lianshan was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze: "Wasn't that a secret weapon just now?
This time, Jiang Weihan was dumbfounded, "Hidden weapon, what kind of secret weapon, Master, didn't you say this?" Jiang Weihan spread out his palm, and a snow-white lotus root slice lay in his palm, and there was a row of distinct tooth marks on the lotus root.
"This ......" Feng Lianshan knew in his heart that he had a preconceived idea of using lotus root slices as a hidden weapon, but now he can't get off the stage.
There was a struggle in his hand, Feng Lianshan turned his head to look, only to find that the girl named Yu Xiaoyuan was still holding his wrist in his hand.
"Dead old man, if you don't let go, how can I beat my brother-in-law with a hidden weapon, how can I still be as brainless as a child when I am old?" Yu Xiaoyuan rolled his eyes and struggled angrily.
Feng Lianshan let go of Yu Xiaoyuan with a frown, but he was still unconvinced: "The distance is too close, I didn't look carefully, besides, why are you spitting it out, and you are vomiting so quickly?"
Yu Xiaoyuan didn't answer, went straight to the side, poured himself a glass of water, and drank it all in one gulp.
Feng Lianshan saw that Yu Xiaoyuan didn't speak, and the apprentice and the eyes of the man named Miyamoto Lanyi stared at him directly, recalling that he was indeed a little overreacted just now, and felt that his old face was hot, in order to cover it up, he laughed dryly, picked up another piece of lotus root with chopsticks, looked at it carefully for a while, and said: "Well, in fact, it looks like this dish is still good, come, I'll try it." ”
Yu Xiaoyuan was originally drinking water with his back to Feng Lianshan holding a water cup, but when he heard this, his face changed greatly, and he turned around and shouted loudly: "Wait, don't!"
Feng Lianshan smiled slightly: "You girl is really domineering, just because the old man misunderstood you just now, you really don't let me eat at this moment? ”
Yu Xiaoyuan nodded with a complicated expression and said, "Okay, then you can eat." ”
Feng Lianshan smiled, threw the lotus root slices into his mouth, chewed hard, closed his eyes slightly, shook his head, and then moved his Adam's apple slightly, and swallowed it in one gulp.
Yu Xiaoyuan's eyes widened and he looked at it, his mouth opened slightly, and his expression was extremely surprised.
The next moment, Feng Lianshan turned into a violent wind, and carried Yu Xiaoyuan away with a swift momentum, grabbed the big teapot on the table and poured the entire pot of tea into his stomach with the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers, without ventilation.
Yu Xiaoyuan was knocked to the ground and forgot to complain, and the three of them watched Feng Lianshan perform a water drinking magic skill, and they couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Feng Lianshan put down the empty teapot, burped contentedly, glared at the bull's eye and said, "What do you think I do?"
Jiang Weihan asked tentatively in a low voice, "Master, is it that my sister-in-law put a little too much salt when she cooks?"
"A little too much salt?" the wind mountain monster screamed, stepped to the table, pointed to the plate of lotus root slices, and said with teeth and claws: "Do you know why we all think there is a problem with this dish?"
Hearing this, Jiang Weihan lowered his head and looked at it for a while, but he didn't know the essentials, so he had to raise his head and whisper: "The disciple thought it was poisonous at first, but now that I think about it, maybe the condiments are not right?"
"Fart!" Feng Lianshan picked up a piece of lotus root and put it in front of Jiang Weihan's eyes, and roared angrily: "You give me a closer look, do you know why this lotus root is so white?"
Jiang Weihan stared for a while, and his face changed greatly: "Mo Fei, Mo Fei,......"