Chapter 67: The old sand who lost his words
Half an hour later, the red boy came back with a wild deer, and saw Zhao Qingyu casting a puzzled look at him, explaining: "The surrounding area is barren and inhabited, and I have searched for nearly half a stick of incense and only saw a family, which is very poor, and has never raised half a pig and sheep, so I just borrowed some oil and salt." As for www.biquge.info wild deer, I asked the nearby land to help catch it. ”
Zhao Qingyu rolled his eyes and asked him to remove the fur and bake it later. Seeing this, Zhao Qingyu stepped forward and lifted the wild deer to the river, cut off the deer's head with a broken dragon spear, and then cut a hole in the neck, and then slowly peeled off the deer skin along the opening, and after removing the internal organs, let the red boy go to the vicinity to find some dry firewood, and after setting up the fire, he put the skinned wild deer on it to roast.
Under his careful roasting, the wild deer on the wooden stand emitted a tempting aroma of meat, and the red boy swallowed his saliva and asked, "Brother Zhao, can you eat it?"
"No hurry, it's not baked yet. Zhao Qingyu smiled, the main owner hasn't come yet, what's the hurry.
The roller shutter that got into the river did not return to the water mansion, but kept observing Zhao Qingyu and the two in the water, waiting for an opportunity. Seeing that they did not leave, but roasted a wild deer on the shore, he didn't feel it at first, but as the aroma was carried by the wind into the river, he seemed to smell the aroma of meat, and immediately drooped.
Zhao Qingyu glanced into the river, with a smile on his lips, and said to the red boy: "It's baked, let's start eating." It's just that this wild deer is a little big, so I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it all. ”
The red boy tore off a deer leg, put it to his mouth and blew it, and said, "Such a good thing, even if you can't eat it, you have to take it away, wouldn't it be a waste to stay here." As he spoke, he rudely took a few bites of his belly, with an aftertaste on his face, and said to Zhao Qingyu: "Brother Zhao, is there any wine that the yellow-robed monster gave you?"
Zhao Qingyu nodded, took out a jar from the Ruyi bag like a trick, then took out two wine vessels, threw one to him, and said with a smile: "Wine and meat are not separated, let's hurry after eating this meal!"
Seeing the wine and meat gathering, how could the roller shutter still hold back, and with a "bang" out of the water, he ran straight to the shore and went straight to the two of them. Seeing this, Zhao Qingyu shouted loudly and said: "Rolling blinds, if you want to eat meat, just stay on the shore for me and dine with us honestly, if you want to snatch food from me, it's a fantasy!"
He couldn't believe that what he had just heard was true, swallowed water, and asked, "Do you really want me to eat with you?"
Seeing Zhao Qingyu nodded, the curtain rubbed his hands happily, and ran to the fire, not caring about the heat, and tore off half of the wild deer and ate it in a big gulp, like he was hungry. The red boy was very angry when he saw it, and said to Zhao Qingyu: "Brother Zhao, don't be deceived by this monster, although he claims to be the general of the curtain next to the Jade Emperor, how can he prove his identity." Isn't it the water monster in the river, who is cheating and drinking in the name of rolling shutters here!"
Judging from the demon scepter held in the hand of the roller blind, the red boy knew that his identity was real. But what made the red boy angry was how the wild things he had worked so hard to find were distributed to a person he didn't know.
Rolling Shutter said angrily: "You kid doesn't know how high or low at all, I'm a big general in Rolling Blind, how can I cheat and cheat." Go to the river and wash your ears clean, and I will listen to you, and let you know how good I am!"
The red boy muttered: "Who wouldn't brag, I think I didn't blow myself to the sky before I met Brother Zhao, but I found out that I was the frog at the bottom of the well, you are not the same as me." ”
Hearing this, the roller shutter tied the unfinished deer to his waist, waved his staff, and said angrily: "You kid don't think you just beat it and want to compete with me again!"
"Who is afraid of whom, but I am afraid that you will see my samadhi true fire, and you will hold your head and run away!"
"You're deceiving people too much!"
Seeing that the two of them were about to make a move, Zhao Qingyu hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, glared at the red boy, and motioned for him to stay. Pulling the curtain's thick arm, he persuaded: "Don't be angry, the general has always had such a temper as my little brother, don't be like him." Tell us where you come from, and let him know how powerful you are. ”
The curtain nodded and said: "I was born with vigor since I was a child, and I have wandered thousands of miles. Heroes are famous in the world, and heroes are in shape. All countries and Kyushu are at my disposal, and the five lakes and seas collide with me. is all because of learning the way to wander the world, just to find a teacher and travel in the wilderness. Carry the mantle all the year round, and you can't let go of your mind every day. Dozens of times along the land, more than 100 idle trips everywhere. Therefore, I have to meet real people and lead the avenue to golden light. First collect the baby and the girl, and then put the wooden mother and gold gong. Mingtang's kidney water enters the pool, and the liver of the heavy building is thrown into the heart. Three thousand merits are full of worship to the sky, and the ambition is towards Minghua. The Jade Emperor was promoted and personally sealed as a curtain general. I am respected in the South Heaven Gate, and I am called in front of the Lingxiao Palace. Hang the tiger head card on the waist, and hold the demon scepter in your hand. The golden helmet on his head shines in the sun, and his armor shines brightly. I take the lead in escorting back and forth, and I am on top of the court when I go in and out. Just because the queen mother descended the peach, she set up a banquet to invite the immortals. Broke the jade glass by mistake, and the gods were all lost. ”
Speaking of this, he paused, with a sad look on his face, bent down and picked up most of the jar of wine on the ground, lifted the jar and poured it into his mouth, and after drinking, he threw the empty jar aside, and then said: "Even if the Jade Emperor is angry, he orders his palm to the left to assist the minister: remove the crown and take off the armor and take off the official rank, and push his body on the killing field. Thanks to the barefoot immortals, I was released. Spare the dead and come back to life without punishment, and be degraded to the east bank of quicksand. When you are full, you are trapped in this mountain, hungry to go through the waves in search of food. When the woodcutter dies in my life, the fisherman sees that I am all lost. There are many people who come and go, and they are rewound and miasma. ”
Although he knew the origin of the roller blinds, but from his mouth, Zhao Qingyu couldn't help but sigh, a generation of heroes has fallen to such a point, what is it if it is not impermanent. He silently took out three jars of wine from the Ruyi bag, one jar for each person.
The red boy listened to the origin of the roller blinds, and the resentment in his heart just now had already disappeared, raised the wine jar, and said to him: "I didn't expect you to be weird and have this unbearable past, I respect you!"
The roller shutter snorted, lifted the wine jar and raised his head to drink, this sip was enough to drink most of the jar, plus the half jar of wine just now, this would have drunk a jar and a half, and his mind was a little dizzy at this time. It's not that he can't drink enough, but this wine is not ordinary wine, but it is brewed by the unique secret recipe brought by the yellow-robed monster from the heavenly court, and even the gods can drink it.
Seeing this, Zhao Qingyu couldn't help but show a smile on the corner of his mouth that had succeeded in his conspiracy, and asked: "As the Jade Emperor's rolling shutter general, you can be described as a high authority, why did the Jade Emperor degrade you to suffer from the flying sword piercing your heart because you broke a glass cup by mistake, so the criminal law is too heavy, isn't it a suspicion of making a big fuss." ”
The curtain was drunk, and he shook his head and said, "The Taoist only knows one thing, but he doesn't know the other." When I broke the glass jar, it was when the green-haired lion monster in the lion camel ridge wanted to fight for the sky, and the Jade Emperor thought that I was throwing the cup as a sign, and the blue-haired lion monster wanted to subvert his regime, so he tortured me. ”
Zhao Qingyu suddenly realized when he heard this, and then asked: "You have been an errand boy by the side of the Jade Emperor for many years, why does he doubt you so easily." ”
The roller shutter may be drunk, or maybe the burden in his heart is too heavy, after drinking all the remaining wine, he sighed: "Since the monkey of Huaguo Mountain made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor adjusted the system of distributing peaches, and many people were dissatisfied with his practice, so they found me and wanted me to remind them to raise objections to the Jade Emperor by smashing the cup, who ......knows."
Before he could finish a sentence, he fell to the ground drunk.
Zhao Qingyu was hearing the important part, and when he saw that the roller shutter was drunk, he wanted to go up and kick him a few times, but he couldn't help it after thinking about it. Judging from the news leaked by the roller shutter today, the blue-haired lion monster hit the South Heavenly Gate, but I am afraid that someone instructed him, otherwise, he would not dare to make the Jade Emperor rebel with 10,000 guts.
Think about it, in the world of Journey to the West, if you don't have a background and dare to act arrogantly, you probably don't even know how to die. I have never seen the three rhinoceros monsters in Qinglong Mountain, they pretended to be the Buddha to deceive the lamp oil, and they were destroyed by the scripture study team and the Jade Emperor.